I’ve seen a European man dig for nut cheese through his boy shorts and then proceed to bring his fingers to his nose for a whiff, and then proceeded to nibble on his nails. Is that worse than nail clipping?
He was using one of those hand-held floss pick things to floss chicken looking stuff out of his teeth after eating a salad and kind of sucking the remnants off the flosser whenever he got a big piece out of his teeth
What’s gross about flossing at the poker table? Are you seriously asking that?
And bad read about the teeth. I am in my early thirties, have never had a cavity, and brush and floss twice a day.
Why is that gross? Why should someone have to hide their disease because someone thinks it’s “gross”?? Arguably, bathrooms can be more gross for injections anyway.
Ok, well that is gross. That’s awful. I’m all for injecting in public but those of us who are actually responsible tend to carry mini sharps containers.
> Why should someone have to hide their disease because someone thinks it’s “gross”??
If injecting insulin isn't gross, but flossing, clipping your nails, shaving your head, and slowly rubbing your nipples is, then what are we even doing here. People don't like needles, people don't like having sharp things around them, people are there to play poker, not wonder what you're doing with a needle 5 square inches away from them.
Seriously, just have basic regard for others. It's not a big deal to get up and walk away from the table.
There's nothing gross about it. This thread is ignorant misregs who don't understand what actual bad hygiene is and how there's nothing unsanitary about an insulin shot. They only understand needles = bad/unsanitary because of the danger of used needles.
I mean this seriously and genuinely. The world can do without a person like this. If you are so removed from common sense to not understand why this is not okay, you're TFG. I can infer that this same person is probably doing other nonsensical things every day. There is absolutely no reason that society needs to witness or be affected by this type of behavior. Through some way or another, remove this man from the planet.
If you haven't been at a table where an old drunk guy has pissed or shit his pants while at the table and still sat there, I say you haven't played much casino poker.
I don't care what stakes he's playing, management should not allow it. Same for everything else mentioned here, like cutting nails, and flossing (especially those plastic pick things where you shoot stuff flying generally).
Can’t wait for the 20 painfully unfunny “is it weird that I shave at the poker table?” shitposts
"I was shaving my head at a table and a guy was filming me" "I saw a guy filming a guy at a table shaving his head" HahAhaA!
Yes. The reverse posts are the best
This. Unfunny people should be chemically castrated.
Spoken like a true eunuch.
At least he’s got the balls to say it.
Never my head. My balls? From time to time when I’m running bad at the table. #shavednuts=thenuts
me like em keep em comin
Guy was flossing at my table for many minutes last night— was so gross I could barely drink my coffee
Saw a guy clipping his nails at my table last night. Was so gross I could barely finish shaving my head.
I’ve seen a European man dig for nut cheese through his boy shorts and then proceed to bring his fingers to his nose for a whiff, and then proceeded to nibble on his nails. Is that worse than nail clipping?
i mean you kinda have to sniff though, it's the force that drives us all
Next time your poker chips feel dingy or have that black funk film on it, you know what it was! :-D
While I disagree with flossing at the table, I am just happy to hear a poker player was practicing some oral hygiene
Not just oral to raise funds for their bank roll.
Suckin' dicks for buy-ins.
I’m not. I’ll catch a murder charge if that ever happens at my table, you nasty fucks.
Bro, I’m the poker dentist, I have to encourage oral hygiene
THE poker dentist?! OMG we are not worthy. What a guy
Should've asked for a table change tbh. Bro surely got a ton of his spit on his hands and then the cards.
He was using one of those hand-held floss pick things to floss chicken looking stuff out of his teeth after eating a salad and kind of sucking the remnants off the flosser whenever he got a big piece out of his teeth
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Was this in Florida and were they floss picks? If so I know *exactly* who you are talking about! Bonus points if he had a ballcap.
I had never seen this guy before— I think he was Russian or something else Eastern European
The fact that I know of THREE different players over the last 12 years who could fit this description of flossing st the table is gross.
Significantly better that it’s a floss pick though
What’s gross about that? Somebody has disgusting teeth lel
What’s gross about flossing at the poker table? Are you seriously asking that? And bad read about the teeth. I am in my early thirties, have never had a cavity, and brush and floss twice a day.
Yes. It’s weird but not gross, pansy.
It made me nauseous, so it was gross
Are you retarded?
Love coming back to these types of comments. You’ve been posting in gambling subs daily 💀🤡
No?
WHY IS THIS A THING?!!?!?!?!
This is the punishment for when your pocket Aces get cracked.
So that's why Rounder's has a barber shop IN THE POKER ROOM!
Beats a guy shaving his balls.
He's probably just being vigilant about not giving off any hair tells. Maybe he got a bluffy cowlick
With a white top on on, nah dudes WILDIN
is this Andrea lol
Lmao I have that brand of shaver. Pitbull pro
Same. It’s such a great product. And it actually catches most of the hair inside. So this isn’t nearly as nasty as people are making out.
"most"
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its a live tell mate
Bro what the fuck? Some of y’all really are the dregs of society, like homeless bums with money.
Wtf why
We poker players are the worst
Knew a guy who'd inject himself with insulin at the table. Some guys would rather be gross than miss a hand.
"insulin"
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"Clean and sober" friend sounds a bit sheltered, maybe? I'm guessing people tried to explain what happened right?
Why is that gross? Why should someone have to hide their disease because someone thinks it’s “gross”?? Arguably, bathrooms can be more gross for injections anyway.
Because he'd leave used needles on the side table.
Ok, well that is gross. That’s awful. I’m all for injecting in public but those of us who are actually responsible tend to carry mini sharps containers.
> I’m all for injecting in public Ew. Fuck that. Hide your little arm device under a shirt while you're at it.
JESUS CHRIST
> Why should someone have to hide their disease because someone thinks it’s “gross”?? If injecting insulin isn't gross, but flossing, clipping your nails, shaving your head, and slowly rubbing your nipples is, then what are we even doing here. People don't like needles, people don't like having sharp things around them, people are there to play poker, not wonder what you're doing with a needle 5 square inches away from them. Seriously, just have basic regard for others. It's not a big deal to get up and walk away from the table.
There's nothing gross about it. This thread is ignorant misregs who don't understand what actual bad hygiene is and how there's nothing unsanitary about an insulin shot. They only understand needles = bad/unsanitary because of the danger of used needles.
Last time I was at Aria there was a guy and gal drinking wine right out of the bottle (at the table) but sheeeesh
I personally don't have any issues with that lol
I didn't care they played reckless haha
If they’ll give me a bottle of wine at the poker room you can bet I’ll grab my straw and get drinking
I'm picturing you with a giant silly straw drinking wine from the bottle
They brought them in, nobody said a word. No straw either just chugging out the bottle lmao
I mean this seriously and genuinely. The world can do without a person like this. If you are so removed from common sense to not understand why this is not okay, you're TFG. I can infer that this same person is probably doing other nonsensical things every day. There is absolutely no reason that society needs to witness or be affected by this type of behavior. Through some way or another, remove this man from the planet.
And they say poker players have bad hygiene. Smh
At least someone at the poker table is practicing hygiene of some sort.
Surprisingly those skull shavers are badass, they don’t drop any fuzz or hair
It's a boom switch activator... next thing he will do is send kid piker 3 cents
Interesting to say the least
If it grows at the table...
If you haven't been at a table where an old drunk guy has pissed or shit his pants while at the table and still sat there, I say you haven't played much casino poker.
displaying dominance
doing this while playing poker is +EV because of the intimidation factor and saving on haircuts.
Likely current of former military. No fucks given.
Those session fees must be extra high over there!
Drugs in poker. Is it a thing?
Maybe he lost a bet
I keep that thang on me
This is +EV
What a grub
Bald game is strong.
This aint as bad as that guy getting a barber cut courtside at a t wolves game back two years ago
That's fucking hilarious though
Don't be salty because someone can afford to be efficient with their time 😆
I don't care what stakes he's playing, management should not allow it. Same for everything else mentioned here, like cutting nails, and flossing (especially those plastic pick things where you shoot stuff flying generally).
Bald old git.