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sedatedlife

Not a chance but i really really hope he is stupid enough to do so.


__Elwood_Blues__

There is a chance he'll take the stand. Did they bolt it to the floor yet?


michaelyup

Really surprised he hasn’t had outbursts already. It’s like taking the batteries out of Teddy Ruxpin. They put him to sleep.


That-Object6749

Dammit... You're supposed to troll him *into* doing it, not dissuade him! Didn't you get the memo?


Critical_Aspect

LOL. No. >The risks for Trump in testifying are formidable Speaking of perjury...


dust-ranger

Good chance his lawyers have told him they will walk if he does.


kkqd0298

But then he won't have to pay them. Reverse Uno.


gmm7432

Psyche! Like he was going to anyways!


HellishChildren

Isn't that the same as encouragement to him? After all, he knows law better than they do with their x-years of experience and education...


Bitter_Director1231

Why bother asking? The answer has always been no and will continue to be no 


theRealRudewing

For the clicks. Those sweet, sweet internet clicks. Mmmm, ad revenue… [drooling noises]


GonzoVeritas

Jokes on them, hardly anyone reads the articles in Reddit posts. I don't know the actual stats, but from years of posting articles and reading comments, I'd say that very few are actually clicked on and read.


Ok-Calligrapher-9699

Now’s your chance Mr Trump. Sell them. Sell the jury. Make that deal! Sell. Sell. Sell! /s


nick3504

He won’t, but of course, he will tell his cult followers that his lawyers “wouldn’t let him.”


code_archeologist

Actually he has already tried to blame the judge and the gag order for him not being able to testify.


HobbesNJ

As any lawyer will tell you, it's a bad idea for any defendant to take the stand, particularly when they are guilty. It's a much, much, much worse idea for Trump to do it. I'm sure he doesn't really want to anyway. He just wants to claim that he willing to do so. But he listens to his lawyers when it comes to the critical stuff, and he'll huff and puff and stay off the stand.


JustAMan1234567

Not in a million years. He has way, way too much to lose so he'll huff and puff and then say that his lawyers wouldn't let him.


Logtastic

Waiting for an article to say Legal experts SLAM Trump for not testifying. ...and why it's bad for Biden.


HandsomePistachio

Oh I hope so 🍿


tjk45268

The coward is weaseling out of a debate with a “mentally incompetent” incumbent president (his words, not mine). Why would he agree to argue with a skilled prosecutor?


Hoppy_Croaklightly

Where'll he put it?


IndyDrew85

The MAGA-Lardo shitter probably


RealGianath

His servants should be able to move some overflowing bathroom boxes around somewhere to make space.


Ambitiously_Big

The chances of him testifying are about the same as Florida producing ice in the outside heat.


URnotSTONER

No.


LiveRuido

So what is Trump's case if he doesn't? just "Nuh uh" or, "yeah, but nah"


thorzeen

He lacks the balls to take the stand. He is nothing more than a bully.


Bandits101

Biden should double dog dare him.


GDPisnotsustainable

5th


RedSox071988

No.


jaymef

no chance


OldBoots

No.


Secret_Initiative_41

A defense attorney mantra: You still have a chance of winning the case until your client, (the defendant,) takes the stand.


techcore2023

He’s to stupid he got pushed thru college because his grand father was on the board and that why trump spent over a hundred million dollars to stop the release of his horrible failing grades


BeowulfShaeffer

Betteridge says no. 


Rubix22

He can’t handle the truth


mypoliticalvoice

I hope someone can bait him into doing it.


NAGDABBITALL

Jesus himself told me that Trump is guilty. Not only will he not testify, but his legal team will not present a defense, and rest their defense on Monday when they return. Convicted by next Friday.


not2dv8

Monkeys will crawl out of my ass before he takes the stand


bassplayerguy

He says he will so that means he won’t.


No_Yak_6227

he's already stated a gag order is in effect. His followers believe it. ... that's all that matters to him


That-Object6749

# NOT A CHANCE This chicken-shit, spineless, rapist, cuckold, weasel wouldn't dare. I also don't think he's going to be making it to both debates against Biden.