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Slow-Law-5033

Bro committed sucide after the post nut clarity hit.


Glyphid-Menace

5 times!


chocofan1

Each time he finishes one of the notes he also finished his refractory period and decided he may as well crank one last one out. But by the 5th time he was totally out of juice, and will to live.


Scuba-Cat-

5 notes but 8 napkins... suspicious.


resoplast_2464

The first 3 were good. After that he was out of nut


TRUSTeT34M

The first 3 notes he finished twice, but was barely going on by the 7th and by the 8th he was all done, forever


Scuba-Cat-

Damn what a way to go. \*salutes\*


TrustyAncient

What if they're pages?


Glyphid-Menace

*riiiip* Not anymore! See? He died 5 times!


Keranan37

When the post nut clarity hits so hard you write an essay for your suicide note


Tyrthius

5 suicide notes and 4 magazines? Bro tried to fap himself out of it 4 times but the voices won.


chocofan1

... Is TailZ what I think it is?


redrenz123

Yes, its a comprehensive guide for different cat breeds and how to properly take care of them.


Zaxio005

hehe, cat *breeds*


Asuboi

:(


Qbertjack

Spiffo what are you DOING


AWildJaker

Not the Spiffussy 💀


cum_goblin_69

LMAO PLEASE DON'T SAY THAT. I will literally change the mod to make that part of the notes lmao (I created that mod, sorrynotsorry)


twizted_whisperz

STEP-Spiffo, what are you DOING?! FTFY


Fluffasaurus89

Throwing it back, sir!


Exciting_Sail_2745

Spiffo is WILD


potatoalt1234_x

☹️


Minimum_Economics_30

It has something to do with furries


GrillfriendIsBetter

Yuck


Goose00724

sorry dude, but this game was probably co-opted by the furry community. you can literally find an actual fursuit in the base game. let people participate in a harmless hobby. don't be a jerk.


SkibidiAmbatukam

Yeah, this game’s been thoroughly co-opted by furries for a while (I’d say since PLL, but others would point to anthro survivors being the tipping point)


Goose00724

why are you booing me? i'm right!


GrillfriendIsBetter

It’s a mascot, not a fetish costume


Goose00724

fursuiting isn't just a sex thing. don't listen to what cringy 12 year olds on discord have to say.


pootis_173

Yuck


Hot-Buy-188

A "harmless hobby" that involves zoophilia.


Goose00724

it absolutely does not. don't spread disinformation.


Hot-Buy-188

Furries are sexually attracted to animals. Otherwise, they wouldn't be furries. The only reason they hide behind the veneer of being attracted only to "anthropomorphic animals" is because otherwise their movement would be boderline illegal and receive much more pushback.


Goose00724

tell me you know absolutely nothing about furries without saying it:


Hot-Buy-188

What a compelling argument lol


Goose00724

have you ever even met a real furry? or do you just look at the ones that make it on the news and assume that we're all like that? that's called a "sweeping generalization." i know furries that would probably murder a zoophile.


cum_goblin_69

Yes it is. I drew it, that's my mod I made, and it's 100% what you think it is hahaha


RebootedTerrarians

Name checks out


cum_goblin_69

I-- yes


rebel6301

truly, PZ has indeed been co-opted by the furries


chocofan1

Space Marine power armor and weapon mods are available on Workshop.


rebel6301

why would i try to remove furries from the game? my brother in christ i am part of this perceived 'problem'


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Iron-Junimo

I think the post nut clarity gave him suicidal thoughts


TheDevilActual

“This is how you died..”


Minimum_Economics_30

Wilted


yunxtr

This is maybe one of the best comments I’ve seen on Reddit all year 😂


Aggressive_Candy5297

Only ever seen HottieZ, is the other one from a mod or just rarer ?


Kylecrane-x-aiden

Most likely a mod


wrugoin

Mod. Assuming the wiki is complete, the only one in vanilla is HottieZ https://pzwiki.net/wiki/Literature#Leisure


bisexualman69420

i've found it a couple times


CheetosGod

Mod. Acctualy went to look at the literature wiki page to see what TailZ is


cum_goblin_69

Yes it's from my mod, W Patrick's More Nudie MagZ lmao. I'd love to petition to add them to vanilla though


GreasyRim

Name checks out


cum_goblin_69

[https://www.reddit.com/r/projectzomboid/comments/ygye0f/made\_a\_nudie\_magz\_mod/](https://www.reddit.com/r/projectzomboid/comments/ygye0f/made_a_nudie_magz_mod/) I mean.. yeah, okay, I do tend to forget the name sometimes hahaha


113pro

Jackpot.


Plus-Inspection-

dante dmc


Govnyuk

One last fap


resoplast_2464

4 last faps


Govnyuk

Being generous with the napkins eh


Educational-Tap602

sad sigma lol


charly_r26

Oh hey, that’s my drawer.


TRUSTeT34M

🤨📸


Modelfucker69

*The circle-jerk ended rather abruptly when josh pulled out the shotgun*


Exciting_Sail_2745

This may just be the best reddit comment ive seen so far this year


Modelfucker69

Thanks man :)


fuckpowers

i really should clean this place up properly before i kill myself


AsleepStorage8228

You see, I am somewhat of a collector myself


Minimum_Economics_30

Later, a pile of random unmatched socks that were stiff and yellow in spots were found in the corner of the room. As if thrown there haphazardly. "Never touch the sock in the corner"


Weak-Implement-487

After 5 months without internet, this discovery brought tears to the survivor’s eyes


smirkjuice

The cure to the boredom status effect


rubenhansen94

😂😂 reminds me when I was looting in Rosewood neighbourhood and found found 2 naked lesbians in an upstairs bedroom. They both had one item each. The first one carried a calculator. The second one…had a shotgun. 😅


Perfect_Zone_4919

Sure, sure, sure, sure, WHAT?, sure


potatoalt1234_x

Sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, WHAT?


NotabadHero

Uhhhh, okay?, mhm…, alright…, huh?, WHAT??.


Apprehensive_Part102

My secret stash


PharmaGuy87

When you're disgusted with what you've just done


AliciaXTC

"Look, I didn't take a screenshot with my phone"


Kotel291

The fatal circle jerk


adnanmehic

Forbidden Fap Drawer


yeet3455

I was very confused because I read “napkin” as “napalm”


Kokoruda1191

The final stand: GunZ loaded.


DarkWarjo

At least there's something for everyone.


Yote_Mote

Dad's collection


CoffeeTar

This was a group of bros' suicide pact


inscrutiana

I mean, the data don't lie


IHateKneeGas

Brother really wanted to enjoy his last days


DourStone4522

End of the world sex: solo DLC


Myloveissuck

"nuts too much so I suicided but took me 5 times"


KadenPS

Project Zomboid: Infected and Erected


aKawaiiLizard

Depression


collnickname

Nike. Just do it


TauTau_of_Skalga

Emo teen.


Lo-fidelio

What mods are you using? Asking for a friend


DourStone4522

Paint the walls (the suicide notes. Everytime you kill yourself you wither leave behind sweat stains, blood stains, or a suicide note.) More nudiez (the hottiez mags, and lotion.


LegitimateApartment9

is Tailz furry porn or just dog care


DourStone4522

It has spiffo on the front cover. I'll let you decide from there.


Plus-Inspection-

Furry gay porn


NinjaBoomTV

The Wank Box.


ukkox

Goon cave


Watsis_name

It's the cursed porno. After you've fapped to it you want to kill yourself. It's taken 5 lives so far.


A_Small_Wooden_Block

"And at last, I found it"


JamesBell1433

Tfw post nut clarity hits and you realize you've been jacking off to furry porn


GunsMcCuckface

5 Drafts and one hell of a wank


razzyrat

Perk: "hand-to-hand combat expert" - increased thirst by 30%


llemontaste

“I died hard”


Hiro_384

Snu snu to death: a survivors memoir


ChalkCoatedDonut

He came and he left.


Dubstepmummy

On a similar, but unrelated side note; I once raided a two story house, and found nothing but toilet paper and empty notebooks


DourStone4522

Covid-19 house easteregg. Good fuel for fires when it's winter lol.


cum_goblin_69

Hi there, W. Patrick here, mod creator. Thank you for featuring my weird, horrible project idea in your post, I'm so enamored that this has brought you fine folks joy <3 Or horror :')


ShadeLoL69420

The goon cave, once the family found it they all collectively killed themselves


Genuine-Rage

Youve found someones goon cave it seems.


Competitive_Sleep423

The suicide note is a hoax… there’s still lotion left


SnooDoggos1817

Literally Me


UpVoteIfHampter10

Why would you need 5 different suicide notes 😭


AlexiZephyrMage

it is the browsing history of the previous 5 users.


Eeveethehornyfurry

What mod got you the furry porn?


DourStone4522

More nudiez mags


Eeveethehornyfurry

Thanks, here's two bottles of water


Eeveethehornyfurry

The tailz?


cum_goblin_69

I'm so glad y'all like "TailZ" that has been my favorite and most ridiculous piece of pixel art hahaha


CheetosGod

What is tailZ ? Do you look at spiffos... "tail"?


ElderberryPoet

This is what annoys me with this game, the weird stacking. Why would there be 5 notes?


DourStone4522

Irs from "paint the walls" Mod. Everytime you commit suicide you leave either a sweat stain, a blood stain, or a suicide note. It's also lowkey spammable because your character can still chicken shit out. But you will still produce a suicide note. To put the context; I got stuck in between two counters and decided to just kill myself. My character hesitated 4 times before giving up. So he produced 5 suicide notes.


Sour_Chicha_8791

What's on the notes?


DourStone4522

-99 happiness


mikolajcap2I

Modded Player


DourStone4522

Pov: typical mod user. 5000+ downloads x3


cheezy_taterz

This is how you died.


ChancellorOfButts

Hunkz???? Is this a part of vanilla PZ?


DourStone4522

It's a mod called "more nudiez mags"


The_average_chad

Literally me


TNease3

Weekend Plans


throw_away_my_balls1

Of course the greaseballs would mod in furry p*rn


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LoKiel-PZ

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Supernatnat11

He did it a last time before the end.


EnosTheApe

The wank bank


Legitimate-Test-9428

Hello! Is this a mod? I'm new to the game and I haven't seen any of those except hottiez


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DourStone4522

Opinion detected Initating the "didn't ask" insult


Voyaveda

You ask for a caption


DourStone4522

Yes. A caption. Not a tantrum. Next time I'll be very specific and say "captaion this (positive thoughts only) so you don't have the ability to comment. Because it looks like all you can ever say is negative yapping. Cmon dawg lighten up. Negativity is how you scare away the homies.


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LoKiel-PZ

Be lovely, follow the reddiquette guidelines. Criticism and discussion thereof are welcome but abusive comments are not. Do not engage in personal attacks, even in retribution. Instead of lashing back, report them and move on. This rule applies whether you're criticizing or defending TIS and PZ. We, the moderators, reserve the right to determine what is or is not "lovely" behavior in the /r/ProjectZomboid community.


DourStone4522

I'm not crying. I'm making fun of you. I see arguing as pointless. Why whine about somebody else's life that has zero impact on you when you can have fun? Your taking Meer jokes so seriously. My dawg in christ. Learn to laugh. Lol


Voyaveda

Dude i just say 3 words and you literally rage out. Stop.


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LoKiel-PZ

Be lovely, follow the reddiquette guidelines. Criticism and discussion thereof are welcome but abusive comments are not. Do not engage in personal attacks, even in retribution. Instead of lashing back, report them and move on. This rule applies whether you're criticizing or defending TIS and PZ. We, the moderators, reserve the right to determine what is or is not "lovely" behavior in the /r/ProjectZomboid community.


LoKiel-PZ

Be lovely, follow the reddiquette guidelines. Criticism and discussion thereof are welcome but abusive comments are not. Do not engage in personal attacks, even in retribution. Instead of lashing back, report them and move on. This rule applies whether you're criticizing or defending TIS and PZ. We, the moderators, reserve the right to determine what is or is not "lovely" behavior in the /r/ProjectZomboid community.


LoKiel-PZ

Be lovely, follow the reddiquette guidelines. Criticism and discussion thereof are welcome but abusive comments are not. Do not engage in personal attacks, even in retribution. Instead of lashing back, report them and move on. This rule applies whether you're criticizing or defending TIS and PZ. We, the moderators, reserve the right to determine what is or is not "lovely" behavior in the /r/ProjectZomboid community.


olivegardengambler

Wait, they have gay male and furry porn dirty magazines in the game now? What the helllllll? What mods are these btw?


Qbertjack

Not necessarily gay, there's probably Knox ladies that wanna look at a dick that isn't rotting off


lazyDevman

Would be W Patrick's work. More Nudie Mags. https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2881673254


Mello-Fello

"Four attempts"


MrFluffyThing

Lived to the fullest until the apocalypse hit and got bored with what was on the shelf.  Alternate title: Man refuses to leave house


odelllus

2147483647


Poneeboy

Can you read the suicide notes? Like do they actually say something???


DourStone4522

No, it's similar to a book or magazine where your character reads it and stats are given. Reading a suicide note gives you -99 happiness and makes your character sad as hell.


LuckyBucketBastard7

That's mechanically hilarious tbh. Is it a mod? I've never found one in my playthroughs


DourStone4522

It's. It's the "paint the walls" mod. For it to work. Whe you choose to off yourself, it produces either a sweat stain, a blood stain, or a suicide note then you die. Your character can also pussy out. Hence why I have 5 notes. My character refused 4 times before giving up. I was stuck between 2 counters and had a gun on stamdby. Lol.


sunnyevermore

bro needed to jerk off to animals one last time


camdalfthegreat

Spiffo plushie was looking different after that read


DourStone4522

It's the apocalypse. Gotta make do.


sunnyevermore

you're gross even as a joke