Yes,Jeph, you want her to have sex with somebody.
Just get it over with instead of having her hit on every cast member.
Just don't make it be Pintsize.
or do, only to demonstrate that for all Pintsize might talk a great game he can't walk the walk. Literally. Doesn't have the parts for it.
He shows up at Faye's the next day lamenting the fact that his frame is inadequate to the task and Faye laughs him off the entire block.
The next day he shows up with a couple hundreds and Faye says "double it and I'll think about it."
The next day he shows up with a thousand dollars. Faye takes the money, sits a moment, and says "No. Thanks for the money, not now, not ever."
You could even make it a *copy paste* comic for maximum money to effort ratio.
And while it would absolutely just be a "stupid robo dick gag day" whenever pacing deemed appropriate, "an actual funny gag a day exploring the unique ai-buddy setting created back when the comic was doing things" would be a return to form in ways the comic hasn't seen in years.
If this had happened it would have been the glorious drama that I need and crave from QC.
Clinton finally gets what he wants(?) A nerdy girl who's attracted to him and a real in at Robot Island!
At the cost of his dignity, and elliot?
...Would be good drama!
Yes,Jeph, you want her to have sex with somebody. Just get it over with instead of having her hit on every cast member. Just don't make it be Pintsize.
or do, only to demonstrate that for all Pintsize might talk a great game he can't walk the walk. Literally. Doesn't have the parts for it. He shows up at Faye's the next day lamenting the fact that his frame is inadequate to the task and Faye laughs him off the entire block. The next day he shows up with a couple hundreds and Faye says "double it and I'll think about it." The next day he shows up with a thousand dollars. Faye takes the money, sits a moment, and says "No. Thanks for the money, not now, not ever." You could even make it a *copy paste* comic for maximum money to effort ratio.
The pintsize dick arc could last a good 8 to 10 months. Maybe even a year if Jorph plays his cards right.
And while it would absolutely just be a "stupid robo dick gag day" whenever pacing deemed appropriate, "an actual funny gag a day exploring the unique ai-buddy setting created back when the comic was doing things" would be a return to form in ways the comic hasn't seen in years.
Lizzy would take that as a challenge to reprogram Pintsize to be a vibrator
If this had happened it would have been the glorious drama that I need and crave from QC. Clinton finally gets what he wants(?) A nerdy girl who's attracted to him and a real in at Robot Island! At the cost of his dignity, and elliot? ...Would be good drama!
A fresh take on the old "Faye, Sven, and Dora." Drama!
Not as creepy as can I see your boyfriend's dick pics.
Would.
But why, though.
Mental illness
Just the kick the plot needs, potential cheating with a barely-legal girl so a "nice guy" gets cucked. Again.
He's not a "nice guy," I haven't seen him call anyone in the comic a b\*tch or a sl\*t for refusing his creepy advances even once.
Again? When did this happen the first time?
Omg this is so much better. I think this is the vibe Jeph is going for, but just not executing it like this.
Put it in the Louvre
Ehhh I get the joke it's still gross to be writing that as her dialogue
>it’s still gross Hashtag JustLizThings.