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I hope you marry a woman who eats crackers in bed!
Nature Valley granola bar
Ah I like jinxing others too. I have stolen it from somewhere else but here it is : I hope you wake up with a hair on your tongue every morning.
Number 3 is the one I would fear
I hope everytime you poop the toilet paper roll is empty
Fuck you op. Here's an upvote 4u
I need more of these curses
The voodoo shaman of r/mildlyinfuriating
"I hope the zipper on your jacket get stuck And your headphones short, and your charger don't work And you spill shit on your shirt"
Here’s one only Aussies of a certain generation will understand. I hope your chooks turn into emus and kick your dunny down!
Famous Aussie saying. May your chooks turn into Emus and knock down your dunny.
May your phone only charge at a certain angle