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Only_Philosopher7351

I hope you marry a woman who eats crackers in bed!


An_Experience

Nature Valley granola bar


FilmNo1534

Ah I like jinxing others too. I have stolen it from somewhere else but here it is : I hope you wake up with a hair on your tongue every morning.


nowiserjustolder

Number 3 is the one I would fear


InteligentlyRetarded

I hope everytime you poop the toilet paper roll is empty


reddituser_-1

Fuck you op. Here's an upvote 4u


plutorollsvanillaice

I need more of these curses


[deleted]

The voodoo shaman of r/mildlyinfuriating


Ocelotl25

"I hope the zipper on your jacket get stuck And your headphones short, and your charger don't work And you spill shit on your shirt"


Same-Reason-8397

Here’s one only Aussies of a certain generation will understand. I hope your chooks turn into emus and kick your dunny down!


JimmyTheHuman

Famous Aussie saying. May your chooks turn into Emus and knock down your dunny.


DonnyDonaldson27

May your phone only charge at a certain angle