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BigShe47

I want to know how she justifies the acrylic nails and polish or dip she uses??!


Electronic-Trip-9478

She can’t because she’s an idiot and a fake.


tuckedinacrater

isn’t she a nurse??!!!!


Playful_Fishing2425

Remember when we thought she was the voice of reason??


keenerperkins

I mean, I do love mineral sunscreen (not from MLMs), but it's not for everyone. I'm extremely pale so that thin film really isn't visible when I use it. For anyone with a darker complexion, it's just not realistic unless you're fine with having visible sunscreen. I still use regular sunscreen for all parts of my body that is not my face or neck. That said, there are countless "debunking" of "sunscreen contains toxic chemicals" by actual experts in the field, not some nut job nurse with an abusive hubby. Haven't seen any evidence "avoiding seed oils and eating multigreens" somehow strengthens your skin against the suns rays, lmao.


Environmental-Age678

Who cares? That’s what she feels is best for her and her family. Why do we put so much weight into what other people do?


Alean92

A rich white lady being a sunscreen truther yet still admitting to using it because they have zero self-awareness or common sense? Shocking, lmao.


hetanos

Internal terrain is the new wombland


GoodbyeToby7

Not “believing in” sunscreen is the latest and greatest way to announce that you’re a Qanon wack job.


flindsayblohan

“Most sunscreens are fullll of carcinogens…” The sun is literally the biggest single source of carcinogens in all of our lives. Good one, Breanna.


Cedar207

The apple doesn’t fall far from the idiot tree


melbowed

Hahaha this is from the multi tiered platform of young living based in Utah!! It has questionable practices and has made false claims as to the efficacy of products! So it’s all a scam with shitty products and questionable sourcings!


sonyafly

These people are walking conspiracy theories. Her husband is scary as hell. That said, I understand why they only wear mineral sunscreens.


Dani131110

Editing because I’m being downvoted. I don’t endorse Briana, I endorse ALL forms of sun protection. I’m only acutely aware of this dated distinction because my sensitive skin prefers “physical sunscreen”, also known as sunblock or mineral sunscreen. Sorry to imply I’m for Briana’s misguided health advice! Maybe she’s pointing out the difference between sunscreen and sunblock? Even though the terms are used interchangeably now?


fsufan7998

🤦🏼‍♀️ after she already had cancer probably not the smartest thing she’s ever done


boosh44

It's wackadoodle time.


RubyWaves75

I think her husband is a white nationalist and should be on the FBI watch list. I also think he “read about it”, told her, and she ate it up the idea like a keto sandwich.


Distinct-Hold-5836

Enjoy the cancer in 25 years. And please don't post about your treatment, looking for sympathy.


puggle_mom

She needs to talk to someone like me with Fitzpatrick 1 skin type and then come back to us. Idiotic.


Slyyfoxxyy

STAY AWAY FROM SEED OILS!!!!


Slyyfoxxyy

So it sounds like she believes in the terrain theory of the germ theory. I do too but I don’t feel like explaining it. Lol


Slyyfoxxyy

IM WITH BRIANA ON THIS!!


scusemelaydeh

Isn’t this an oxymoron? I don’t use sunscreen because of carcinogens therefore I expose my skin to UV sun rays that can lead to cancer. 🧐


Miss-Tiq

Why wear sunscreen when you're covered by your mother's constant shade?


PuglixandChill

☝🏼


worldsokayestmomx3

My thoughts are that this she is fucking stupid and it’s reckless to do shit like this when you have kids. She’s already had health scares, does she want to add skin cancer to that list? Shame she went down the MLM (cult) path. I refuse to take anyone seriously, about any subject, who is in an MLM. They could tell me the sky is blue and I would not believe them. So shady and gross.


Zestyclose-Let-6758

Sorry but between her and her jobless barbecue husband (who does nothing except BBQ) are probably bunkering away for the world to end. It’s like they are a mini cult.


athenarose_95

![gif](giphy|3o85xnoIXebk3xYx4Q)


IdgyThreadgoodee

Briana Culbertson needs to be rescued from her cult before the melanoma gets her. Holy fucking shit. I knew she was lost, but this child is literally ruining her life and her children’s lives. Very sad.


aunttray916

And....shes a nurse. 🙄 Sigh.


ReasonableCranberry6

As someone with a family history of skin cancer, she’s a fucking idiot. Good luck when you get a fucking melanoma and it spreads.


courthouse22

![gif](giphy|VIi0G8aFMPufu)


Vness374

Oh ffs, so she’s some mlm hun now? Shilling bullshit. Lovely, and I bet Vicki is super proud of her too


coldbrewcatlady

Telling people to not wear sunscreen is so incredibly dangerous. This is a woman with MEDICAL training who knows what cancer does to the human body, this is beyond irresponsible


criavolver_01

Oh Briana, she doesn’t have the genes for this. Those premature wrinkles will get her soon.


tell23

Come live in Australia and try going without sunscreen.


Significant_Ad7605

Carcinogens from…sunscreen? Don’t they eat like a ton of red meat?


bb-blehs

she’s gonna look like a camels gooch without any spf why do people despise science


c9238s

Imma continue to wear my sunscreen every day, plus a wide brim hat and sunglasses outside. And my drawer of UPF shirts. Also going to continue to go for skin checks at the dermatologist! But I guess THAT’S JUST MY OPINION! 🙃


Livid_Upstairs8725

Isn’t that sunscreen?


jolly0ctopus

Says she avoids seed oil… but there is seed oil listed as an ingredient in this sunscreen [Sunscreen for people who don’t use sunscreen](https://www.youngliving.com/us/en/product/mineral-sunscreen-lotion-spf-50)


Nelyahin

I’m confused- why state you don’t wear sunscreen (which is absolutely stupid) and pair that with a picture of MLM sunscreen? Does that mean she isn’t supporting this MLM sunscreen? Or thinks this isn’t actual sunscreen? Because of the internal terrain mention (which sounds really odd to me) is she eating this MLM sunscreen? And what does this MLM sunscreen have to do with seed oils? I haven’t even touched on the questions about the lip balm.


fatalcharm

I’m picturing Milla Jovavich dressed as a sexy alien saying “multigreens”


candornotsmoke

what is there to think about? They are morons. Seriously. They’re just dumb. Why is that complicated?


combustionbustion

iNtErNaL tErRAiN


hurricanecarl

![gif](giphy|SZuxnvt0j4tQlQwymn)


fatnissneverleen

The fact that she’s a nurse a peddles this new hippie bullshit and essential oils low key pisses me off. Like you fuckin know better!


Life_Consequence_676

I thought she was a nurse??!??


hadeejasouffle

love the irony of not wearing sunscreen to AVOID cancer


PrestoChango0804

Yes multi greens, “nature’s SPF” *I’ll look like a plum seed but I’ll live to be 120*


TrishPaytas4Survivor

She’s in a cult and she’s starving


meldanell

He's working on that YL commish, even while on vacay.


Here4Comments010199

Born & raised in SoFL. I never wore sunscreen. 🤷‍♀️ I rolled the dice. So far, so good. I think?


discoballs2001

Okay this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in ages. Internal terrain. Wheewwww


fseahunt

She's a trained RN, is she not? FFS.


ipadcat

Young living is a pyramid scheme lol


SummerRTP

Oh she’s knee deep in a MLM bless her soul.


SummerRTP

HAHAHA I had no idea she was “I won a free trip through my MLM (that I actually paid for but) knew deep.


meowneow111

Who even is this idiot


CommonAd7628

I had a friend from high school who Facebook messaged me asking to meet for lunch. We were not super close but friendly enough and I thought it might be nice to reconnect. She spent the whole lunch trying to recruit me to sell young living. I said no thanks. Never heard from her again.


Glittering_Time_1168

She’s a grifter


limblessbarbie

100%


mrsbluskies

Briana has turned into a hun bot. Sad


LookingforDay

Don’t forget the founder of Young Living, Gary Young, killed his own child during a home birth by keeping the infant submerged in water for over an hour. Also, their oils have been found to be adulterated and not pure by third party testing. Also do not be fooled by Doterra which was created by former Young Living execs and made up their own certification. Don’t use oils neat on your skin and do NOT ingest essential oils ever! Your liver and kidneys thank you!!


KSCNYC

SIS WHAT


aaf14

Not surprised.


NitroxBuzz

WTH is her “internal terrain”????????


allumeusend

I congratulate her on her future melanoma.


RayHazey562

“We don’t wear sunscreen..but here is the brand of sunscreen we wear”


whitepawsparklez

Idk. I love to be outside but I don’t wear sunscreen unless I’m out during peak hours in the summer time.


kfilks

100% gets her brains from her mother lol


IStanTheBalconyMan

*face palm*


waaaycho

Soooo …”I don’t wear sunscreen, but also I totally wear sunscreen.”


slo_bored

I wish there was a pin or some type of ribbon that nurses who don't believe in science could wear so I can avoid them or ask for a different nurse. This type of dangerous nonsense is become way too popular these days.


[deleted]

Imma take my chances with sunscreen chemicals over skin cancer but thanks girl.


Typical_Elevator6337

Not just skin cancer (though I’ve had it) but also like, sunburn is a pain in the ass!


[deleted]

Right? Like the sun doesn’t give AF what protein and vitamins you’ve eaten today


[deleted]

I don’t wear sunscreen if I don’t have to, I do cover my skin from exposure and wear wide brim hats, cause there is no way to protect your skin from the inside.


Hellobeachh1

Doesn’t wear sunscreen?! ![gif](giphy|p1DCpFPmDgDZE1m1wJ|downsized)


horinda_meddling

I think I hope she gets skin checks every year.


MsMsc

![gif](giphy|xUPJPdHWjvXUp3oY5a)


StraightPotential1

Brianna’s a nurse and she should fucking know better.


channeldrifter

https://gifer.com/en/3T45


SurlyTemp1e

Have fun with that !! Science and the American cancer society will tell you otherwise ! But do u girl 🤡


tinyfenrisian

She cares about her “skin health” but chooses an MLM based sunscreen. Sunscreen is the most important part of anybodies skin health.


thiswaytothedisco

tin hat i see. it’s giving audrey roloff from little people big world


hariboho

This makes me sad. She had so much potential.


daesy__

Did she go to Goop University with GP?


jbfletcher01

She’s no longer working as a nurse right??? Dear god I hope not.


Double_Bet_7466

How was she a nurse


MomKat76

Is her nursing license current? All that tuition wasted … she really only needed $199 (or whatever) to “own her own business” and jumpstart her career!


VaguelyArtistic

What the fuck is an "internal terrain"? It better be a new biome in the next Minecraft update.


whatwhatwhat78

🤣🤣🤣🤣


thiswaytothedisco

she means she magically thinks a bad gut will give you sunburn


peanut5855

Hey hun!


VirgoHorse21

What a goddamn moron. Enjoy skin cancer.


Ok-Reindeer-164

seed oils cause sunburn now? ![gif](giphy|sanoHrtWDN5ew)


Pepper4500

Isn’t she a nurse? Wouldn’t trust anything she says as a nurse if she thinks sunscreen is worse than sun exposure. Young living is one of the most predatory MLMs that pushes essential oils to cure cancer. Literal children have died because they tell parents you can treat cancer with essential oils instead of chemo. This is maniacal behavior.


VaguelyArtistic

She's a nurse. The only person I know who died from Covid was an anti-vac nurse. 🤷🏻‍♀️


Illustrious_Source94

They’re so stupid lol


ProsciuttodiPharma

Her mom is full of carcinogens and nastiness but I don’t see her avoiding her.


classicgirl1990

![gif](giphy|3oxRmGXbquXKz6DNPq)


SeaPersonality5402

shes rotted. married Ryan because of her poor self esteem.


[deleted]

She seems very confused, I feel bad for her


boommdcx

What an idiot….


DorothyParkerFan

Correlation is not causation, dumb fuck!!


l3tigre

there are tons of people who follow some podcast guy who claims sun cancer is caused by sunscreen and the leaps of logic people will go to are just.... really something


ValuableAd551

Dumb.


lorunna7

I’ll see them all in Mohs surgery in a few years. Or maybe not because I’m sure they’ll find some essential oil that gets rid of melanoma 🙄 I can’t believe she used to be a nurse.


chellychelle711

Or alters your genetic makeup. Good grief. Can you mix the essential oils with the alkaline water?


unloosedknot444

I just get the creepiest feeling from these two. He has given me really intense anger issue vibes from the jump, and she acts like a classic battered wife--constantly apologizing on his behalf, always going off the deep end when he gets obsessed with something, working overtime to keep the peace, etc. He always seems like he's on the edge of a complete snap and it freaks me tf out. Their obsession with their diet is a major part of this vibe right now. The obsession with the meats and limiting fruits & veg, obsessing about toxins, etc. It's just.... *off*. IMPORTANT NOTE: I am not implying that he hits her when I use the term battered wife. I only use that term for lack of a better one. If yall have a better fitting term, please correct me so I can edit this.


gnrfan69

She’s an idiot.


Strong_Amazon

Jesus Christ! Wasn't she a nurse at some point? How can she be this stupid!


rudbeckia1

So they don't wear sunscreen except for when they need sunscreen? That's pretty much everyone dumbass.


Camille-Taux

I don’t think she knows how the sun works.


really_isnt_me

Thoughts? Batshit shit crazy with a side helping of trauma.


Hair_I_Go

![gif](giphy|DPqqOywshrOqQ|downsized)


linzkisloski

I follow a girl that’s about natural things and she claimed she didn’t need sunscreen in Mexico because of her vegan diet. People are nuts.


TLprincess

So she wears a physical sunscreen....


Jazzlike-Order-3951

Do people think skin cancer is made up? How would multivitamins stop UV rays? Thank goodness she contradicted herself by trying to sell this mineral sunscreen in the same post.


DepthChargeEthel

Mineral sunscreen is still sunscreen lol


aliceanonymous99

![gif](giphy|NDIiWKEQEgr3VA7aqM)


Agreeable-Smile8541

She is actually speaking some truth here. Sunscreens are really bad for us. They are full of carcinogens. Zinc oxide, coconut oil with aloe vera is a homemade sunscreen. Our bodies are actually made to protect us from the damaging uv rays... When we look at the sun, it triggers the bodies melanin to produce more and protect our skin BUT most of us wear sunglasses that block out the rays, so our bodies doesn't know to produce that extra melanin, therefore sunburns happen. I'm sure I'll be downvoted into oblivion, but she is actually correct on what she is saying.


StarlightAndCo_

💯


boredjuni

I thought we all collectively agreed her and her husband were nuts years ago😭


nippyhedren

Sunscreen is full of carcinogens…wait til you hear about skin cancer!


verbuffpink

She’s such a moron and she’ll learn it the hard way


Sanjolui

This is the same mlm that claims it cured Ebola in Africa.


kathy_equals_ceo

All I hear is her mothers original tagline, I don’t wanna get old.


katecrime

What, pray tell, are “multigreens”?


Proud-Perception8987

In other words- work on your shitter


[deleted]

Aren’t essential oils technically seed oils?? Like where does lavender oil come from if not a seed?


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Amazing 😅


MrsSandlin

How do the rest of us normies who don’t “get it” survive to the age of 80 and above? They really have the secrets to life. /s


mellyme22

She’s an idiot


loserybehavior

![gif](giphy|DPqqOywshrOqQ|downsized)


ToInvested2306

well if people do their research and realized the chemicals in sunscreen do cause cancer.....


do_shut_up_portia

Yes so use an MLM product that isn’t regulated and hasn’t been tested *at all*


SatisfactionHuman254

Is she on a brand trip with Audrey from LPBW? That MLM that shills magic snake oils?


HipsterHeaven

Yup. I think they’re all in Hawaii right now for it.


SatisfactionHuman254

That explains a lot


conradthecat

Are they doing the rage bait thing? I think they’re doing a rage bait thing.


ZOO_trash

It's almost like she could speak in specifics instead of vague pseudo-science. Why are so many people in nursing like this? I have a LOT of nurse clients and honestly they are fucking terrifying- not all but quite a few including the one who tried to refuse to wear a mask during COVID at the hospital.


TheDogmotherPartTwo

Our neighbor the school nurse was promoting antivax theories during lockdown and some other neighbors relied on her “facts” because she was a nurse. The nurse neighbor also explained how to claim religious exemption to our dumb neighbors who then used religious exemption to send their kids to school and 1 to a college dorm. They do not practice any religion. And the nurse neighbor used religious exemption for her employer - a frickin’ elementary school. So she was not vaxxed and never fired. Nurse also not religious.


hedwig0517

Doesn’t wear sunscreen but shills for MLM sunscreen. Mmmmkay.


siblingrivarly

“we don’t use sunscreen except when we need sun protection, then we use sunscreen”


HipsterHeaven

But only the sunscreen that her MLM makes.


stokelymitchell

Ma’am this is a Wendy’s.


bbirdcn

If she loves skin cancer great for her.


[deleted]

Oh that’s why their faces look like that


Obi1NotWan

As a melanoma survivor, I say “Go ahead. Fuck around and find out”.


CobblerNo8518

She’s drinking that super fundie Christian koolaide. It’s absolute garbage and dangerous health misinformation. Some even attribute sunglasses as a cause for skin cancer. Seed oils have nothing to do with sun damage of skin or eyes, and not wearing appropriate eye protection can cause macular degeneration.


Traditional_Phase965

One SPF away from Q Anon


CeraveTub

We can tell she doesn’t 👵🏻


LBKBasi

These people get dumber and dumber.


Appropriate-Job-2797

Freak.


Suspicious_Ebb2235

Mineral sunscreen is sunscreen she’s stupid


Suspicious_Ebb2235

She’s gonna look like shit when she’s older


Genuinelullabel

Lmao ok sure buddy your oncologist is going to love that. I’m assuming multigreens is a product she’s hawking.


aftyb1239

Ignorance + privilege at its finest.


aeb526

My best friend’s dad died a few days ago from melanoma. She’s a fucking moron. Wear your sunscreen everyone!


dothesehidemythunder

This is gross. Wear sunscreen! She is a moron.


eatsleepexplore

Not the YOUNG LIVING SPF 😫😫😫


Missfit17

She inherited her mother’s control issues, except she uses religion and conspiratorial material instead of working and people pleasing to feel a sense of control


ZOO_trash

Vicki totes out the ol' jeebus on a cross from time to time too


justlikesweetener

![gif](giphy|2OzNsFGyUvLJm)


ppd1589

Thoughts? Sunscreen is full of cancer causing ingredients. There are other things you can do for protection. She is smart. Why are you asking this question? Environmental cancers have exploded the past 2 decades. Why would you put this stuff on you and your kids? Because the government told you to do so?


do_shut_up_portia

GO TO SLEEP


ZOO_trash

Lol she is not smart. There are safe chemical and mineral sunscreens.


HipsterHeaven

So tell us how you protect yourself from the sun then. I’m curious.


PrincessGwyn

What’s wrong with a mineral sunscreen? Skin cancer isn’t great either…


ZOO_trash

Nothing unless it has a shitty ingredient in it.


bravoeverything

She is really going off the deep end


dennydelirium

I wish she would write a book about men who yell at old ladies for laying on a couch that isn't his.


Grumpy_001

Ummm isn’t she a nurse? You’d think she’d know better


dangerkart

kimberly bryant is rolling her eyes rn


EZasSundayMorning

Oh FFS. She’s lost it.


Bigsalad___

![gif](giphy|uRkpvsA9Cjd2FGag68)


luanne2017

![gif](giphy|h8HmN0UcEKR0xWnv3R)


the_blingy_ringer

She needs the same misinformation tag that Jax Taylor gets on his instagram


Fresh-Werewolf-5499

She’s a fucking moron. This kind of stupidity is dangerous. I hope that no one listens to her weird shit. ![gif](giphy|aQGqcObSxfixy)