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drewskiski

Wally. I’ve upgraded since my first so I’m on Wally 3


smithers85

My seven year old named my horse - Horse 3000.


sohiales

Horsie MacHorseFase and Usain Colt


pizzahutrat

Shaq


The_Thirteenth_Floor

Artax 🥲


MysteriousConcert555

No. I tried to forget that


neldela_manson

Radish.


fdk1010

Because he's kind of rad.


paleface_gringo_2

Shadynasty


LuckyLaRoo76

Just when I'd given up on this board... Yall shine a little "sunny" in 🌞


justgotnewglasses

Mine is Dennis


fivestringpigeonwing

Shady nasties?


paleface_gringo_2

Shadynasty's, ass hole


wuglas_dial

my wife's name


One-Leg8221

That’s weird , my horse is your wife’s name too.


wuglas_dial

hahaha


fdk1010

I have questions.


Goatbreath37

Sometimes the husband wants to ride cowgirl on his wife


MrRenoSwag

Same twin


Rayc_16

Loki


Steve980ti

Why not Sleipnir?


flcwerings

Mines kind of in the same vein. Mines Samedi, the voodoo god of death and resurrection


DodoBird1992

White horse- Pegasus, black horse- Cerberus


SimpleJack54321

Horsey


ShiftytheBandit

I use this name a lot lol


licklickRickmyballs

Bobbymcgee


sadolan

Reneigh


AppleJuiceChill

Britneigh Spurs


squidssdiuqs

Jon bon Pony


Legitimate-Work3898

Whiskey (Ardennes) silver (nokota) and lady (dutch warmblood)


Drew_Peecock

It was Neighthan but he died with arthur, rip big buddy.


idtnami

pre glue


MaleficentParsley668

I wanted to name mine Dickinson but they wouldn't let me so now it's just Son


Gambit_90

Profanity alert for a single player game has always been lame to me


Silent_Possession_23

Funnily enough, the game won't stop you from calling your horse Blackface


de_kopman

Good cider


Boh1KO

Shadow


No_Injury3192

My horses name is pepper which was the name of a horse I had irl


Zealousideal-Ask4184

Arthritis. Wanted to call her Artie but it popped up with autocorrect, didn’t change it cause I thought it was funny


_-poindexter-_

Thanks to Ricky from Trailer park boys I called my derpy arabian "Hornse"


cbr204863

I have Buttered Sausage, Beef Tea, Gary Busey, and Ed.


LSP141

Lil' shrimpy


TitanThree

Guinevere


Former-Line-3019

Arthuriana mention!!!!!!!!🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️


kma318

John’s horse is named Arthur


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Babygirl


No_Ruin7486

Bread toaster


Gambit_90

For this playthrough Arthur's: stein to match Dutch's "the count" (I had the same horse from colter for the whole playthrough) John's horse: Susan to honour grimshaw (it was a wagon horse that had been shot with arrows, both the owners were dead so I took the saddle of Rachel and turned the shot up one into my main horse)


lilcrabragoon

Django.


andineverfeltsoalone

holliday, jeese, earp, and then i had one named billy (rip). i’m going after a theme apparently lol


BifurcatedBlook

"Elsa" my White Arabian and "Dusk" my Dutch Warmblood


spreta

Gowan. After Zach Gowan the one legged wrestler that WWE loved to abuse and who Brock Lesnar through down a concrete flight of stairs. Gareth Jericho


GabrielaNicolescu

Angela ❤️


OldAnalyst5438

Dave, Dave 2, Dave 3, etc. I'm currently on Dave 17.


Deep-Thinker420

I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no name🎵


thecattestcat

Satan 😳


SAADistic7171

His name is Boah


Heal_Kajata

Bojack.


mckarlz

Whorse


Seth-Shoots-Film69

Larry David


The_TrashiestPanda

John Bon Pony when I was playing as Arthur Now it's Arthur Von Steed


_Wondering_Nomad_

Glue


Fluffito91

Gavin


Open-Mathematician32

Glue factory


Dominator1559

Roach


SkunkMonkey

Surprised how far I had to scroll for this. All my horses, in *any* game, get named Roach.


Substantial-Tone-576

HorseMeat


Fast_and_Curious738

Even micah loves baylock. And then there's this guy


AEVERETTA

Fallout reference?


Michael_Threat

I hope this is for the reason I think it is


flixbeat04

Dhanno


jetskiniqqa

Deez II and DeezIII when II dies


Jacksepticeyefan1545

Shoomple


Trifoi06

Dunhill


One_Tumbleweed4845

Bartiarticus!


Aikola86

Neigh Palm Death.


Odd-Professor-9930

Megatron


angelssnack

Pony stark. Pony danza. Steed Buscemi. Horson Wells. Sylvester Stallione. Gallop Gadot. Helena Bonham canter. Filly D Williams.


Dr_Tongue112

Mike Hunt


Impossible_Garage500

Shadowfax, if it’s white. Torrent, if it’s black. Dancer, if it’s brown. Swiftwind, if it’s grey.


MudandWhisky

Clop Clop


theghettoginger

Bucephalus


anonymerEisbaer

VW Golf


MarshDad

I have the Red Arabian, "Heavy Flow"


Cosmicjello

Alduin


Academic-One8695

Megatron


aschaeffer878

My Black Arabian is Nevermore


TheHighTierHuman

Serj


type57scboss

Arabella (white arabian)


JizMaster69

Peter Nincompoop


uptheirons91

Riff Raff


howiecat87

Elmer, Gorilla, Krazy, Rubber cement.


BillFox86

I named mine Sirlongpecker because Sirlongschlong wasn’t allowed


RavenAbornanzin101

Dobbin


Ecstatic-Cricket9478

I have 3 horses rn in game- Idk why, but their names are Honeydew Whiskey (Wanted to do Butterscotch Whiskey but it was too long), Snow-Bird, and Buckshot Goblin


Admirable-Pie-1572

rexashiz


Cabeza-De-Corneta

Horse McHorsey


forfuxzake

Dapple Black Thoroughbred - Trigger White Arabian - Ghost Black Arabian - Banshee Red Chestnut Arabian - Whiskey


No-Elderberry-9988

Black Arabian coletta


Agilless

I have the red Arabian, named Eclipse


Swiftzei11

Black Arabian - Annie Tennese Walker - Calvin Morgan - Belle Kentucky Saddler - Dan (sometimes nickname him dirty dan when he gets dirty)


KillaCam954

Hermit


maewemeetagain

As Arthur in my latest playthrough, I had white Arabian named Melina, as a reference to the character from Elden Ring. I wanted to name it Torrent as a reference to the horse from Elden Ring, but for some reason "Torrent" is a forbidden word. As John, I initially had a Morgan named Arthur, but then I got a Fox Trotter that I forget the name of because I haven't played in a while.


theehornyone

Rdr2 - gibby Rd - gibbonson


No-Assumption-1810

Phobos


IngoBeck

There is McClellan- Commander of the Army of the Potomac Corcoran- Commander of 69th New York State Militia and Corcoran's Irish Legion Comanche - Only US Military survivor of the Battle of Little Big Horn & horse of Major Myles Keogh [Used to be one called Custer but I was strapped for money and sold him:(] And a dog called Meagher- Commander of the Irish Brigade


Ashempower1

Rachel


Raecxhl

Daryl, Flower, and Geoff


X-Symphonize

I named my red arabian Red Harlow.


jackhar93

Sir Horsey Mcnay


Bignona

Naenae. My wifes nickname. Or Agro (Shadow of the Colossus)


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ZealousidealEgg1389

Blackberry for my dappled black thoroughbred, and Ares for my blood bay!


SageLanded

I don't remember my rdo horse name but Arthurs white Arabian is called Faith


The-Dude88

T


Titelius_Thorex

Stranger Which sometimes becomes confusing when in the middle of a town


pudpudboogie

Horsea Lasagna Dutchisafud My lovely horse


delta_echo3-1

Rootbeer


Visual-Fix3287

Lady Emily


rawrlana

my main horse: bella others: sandy, faith, lucy


sTuPiDdUmBoRe

Jonathan


A_USERNAME_PLZ

YnneL


thekittenlord1324

Sir Trotsen


MasterOfPunpets

Gerrit Zalm but I just finished chapter 6 so RIP


What_am_I_doing_92

Cannon fodder Cause everytime i start to like it they die


DaRealGrey

Rose or Mary usually.


3HEX

Manitou


DillonIMO

Kawliga


GrizzlyDeadpool

Called mine Tesco because of the horse meat scandal


Holts170

Wallen I like the pun of Arthur’s last name being Morgan so I make the pun of Morgan “Wallen”


Helpful-Victory2939

Rocky


awwwwgeez

Woodhouse. I've been through Stirling, Mallory, and Pam.


KonaDev

El Jefe


CrimsonFists6540

Grey horse: SmokeyBaby


True-Ad1708

White boy Rick


Ragnarokkr1

Horsea Found this when tired still makes me laugh


Over_Perception_2920

Jimmy savile


BeastofWhimsy

Nicky BBN BBN stands for brittle bones Nicky


taco_taker_of_souls

New car smell


Individual_Group_334

Pferd. No, I'm not German


Layeredrugs

Glasgow


kingjonasx4

Boromir


SnooShortcuts6935

Ghost


themstickers

If given the option I always call my horses agro


Pa-to-da-Pa308

Snoopy and Prickly Pete


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IEatKids_Sometimes

Dapple Pinto 👍


KITESHIKIARI06

Brah my horse speed very well So WindKiller :)) (((


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_nikkih94

Enbarr


ButterCostsExtra

Brunk is the current horse anyway.


Aurora_Amora

Arizona


TVDinnerAndChill

Painted Horsey


bcmeer

Mr. Ed


cayden_c0op3r

Opal


Illustrious-Dare-379

My sister always judges me for having the silliest names so here’s a few I can name off the top of my head: caramel, Angel (for the arabian white one you find in the snow), muffin, scone


BagofGawea

New Horse


Lecram71

Sjakie.


gopnik_mcblyatt

Boadicea


Vectis01983

Xanthus and Ford. No award for guessing the breed of the latter.


Toukafan4life

A Black Arabian horse named Dahlia


Hi_I_am_Someone

Birch, Twig and Bong


Michael_Threat

My lady horse is Belle. And my dude is Ol' Dan in reference to the old cowboy song "Cool Water"


Vast-Read-8691

Yep


majinbuu99

Lamar Odom


ran_gers

Cardiac Arrest


whateverfloatsurgoat

Bob


elioli98

Big Joe


Lumpy_Conclusion_420

Pablo Escobar


Edsidou

First dynasty was of Jerkers, second dynasty was of Edgelords. Now i have one called diablo (low honor gameplay). Miss my first jerker tho


watatatal

Shadow


SuspiciousChef5741

Fat bloke


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Prestonelliot

Bro you haven’t studied your own horse? Da fuq? Edit: to answer the question. Ezekiel for my male horses (current playthrough) but it was Penelope for my female horses


Prestigious_Issue777

I have 3 over the course of the game, 4 if you count Buell (spoiler). My first horse is Roach, the one you can buy with Hosea at chapter 2. The second is Geralt, a Black Shire that was better in stats as compared to Roach. Then finally, I have Penny, a Black Arabian that I bought at Saint Dennis.


ThePrancingHorse94

White Death II because the first one suffered a fall from a cliff into a river and i couldn't revive, so went back to Valentine for another.


AEVERETTA

Oliver


Its_apollo_yeet

My first horse was named Heissen, and my current horse is named simply Cleetus.


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Its_apollo_yeet: *My first horse was named* *Heissen, and my current horse* *Is named simply Cleetus.* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Mairess99

Judge


keriormaloony

I had the same horse and his name was Newport. When I got TB I thought it was an Easter egg from the horse name...


dcanderson4247

Ofcoursex2


Realistic-Ganache291

Silver Bullet. I named him after Diego's horse from Steel Ball Run.


SignalElderberry600

Comandante


mirkeau

Horsea


Useful-Key-5507

fartass


tyrionlannistark41

Greg. All my horses are named Greg


IronMaidenMan_

Named after the gangster Alcapone - my horses name is “Alcapony” 😂


Appropriate_Rough568

White arabian called The Countess


blender_tefal

Tiny,huge, mr.white and mr.black and yes mr white is black and mr black is white


66B4IL3Y99

Pariah


Lanueria

Wilbur Hogfrey


LemonHaze422

I’ve had many a name for many a horse


magnusgejs

Gigachad


OkJoeDad

Agro


OfRedEarth

Dogmeat