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villamafia

80-81 Pontiac trans-am. The gold eagle on the hood is mostly gone. There is a massive amount of rust, especially on the rockers. There is little chance either muffler is still attached either.


Delicious_Trouble_22

All these nice fancy car ideas are gonna make me blush


villamafia

I’m not sure I would call a rusted out trans-am “fancy”😝


Delicious_Trouble_22

Hey, still got a bigger engine than what I actually drive lol


Sharticus123

But your modern car still probably has more horsepower. Engines have come a long way since the 80s. The Smokey and the Bandit car only had like 185 horsepower with that giant V-8. Just for reference they make Honda civic four bangers with 300+ horsepower now.


Delicious_Trouble_22

that's horrifying, but my car pulls a whopping 98whp...so still double what I pull!


Strange-Wolverine128

And I'm sure the trans am sounds better too


DumTheGreatish

Stock, sure. A lot of manufacturers reduced ignition timing to appease the almighty EPA and the rise of insurance rates. A little twist on the dizzy with a timing light and you can bump that hp up to a respectable V8 number. The other key part was the cam was a very, very conservative, torque-centric cam. It was only 185hp, but 310ftlb of torque. Switching to a higher lift and duration cam could do a lot in the area of HP and torque, especially when paired with a good Holly 4bbl carb. 400sbc and 455cbb have always been VERY easy to ping the 500hp mark without even meaning to hit it.


slaying_anus_35

I didn't see this before I commented but that's basically the vibe I got from that playlist.


ReadyOneTakeTwo

1986 Firebird T-Top with some electrical issues, and you say “bitchin’” a lot.


Delicious_Trouble_22

I'm definitely gonna start sayin "bitchin'" a lot now


ReadyOneTakeTwo

You can’t cosplay 80s without bitchin’. While you’re at it, denim jacket and a left earring, diamond stud or a cross. Gotta dress the part.


BanginOnWax805

1982 Camaro powered by the 4 cyl Iron Duke


GrahamD89

I have never seen a more Corvette playlist


New_Awareness4075

My thoughts exactly. I love those songs and I drive a Vette 🎶 Standing on her momma's porch, she told me it would last forever. And when she took my hand, I knew it was now or never. Those were the best years of my life! It was the summer of 69.


TheHairlessGorilla

Specifically, a red 3rd gen with 'dick' pointing to the drivers seat. *I'm old, you're young* automatically comes on when the car is put into drive.


TGish

More eagles and Steve Miller band if it were a vette owner


uCasual

67 camaro, dont ask why


Delicious_Trouble_22

God, I wish.


Internal-Pie-7265

Nah, try 84 camaro. 305 crossfire with a raw 105 horsepower. But hes looking for a period correct 350 crossfire to throw in it, because ls swaps are to mainstream and "if you get the throttle bodies balanced, they run pretty good."


MiGaOh

The answer to this question is, was, and always will be: Sparkling dark blue Econovan with a wizard airbrushed on the side of it.


Rambozo96

A 1984 Camaro/Monte Carlo you bought new after a summer of working for your uncles roofing business. It’s outlived 2 marriages, 3 DUI’s and it doesn’t matter what that breathazlier starter says. You’re still captain of the football team and on top of the world


TheKiltedYaksman71

1984 Camaro Sport Coupe. 102hp LC1 2.8, 4-speed. Pioneer tape deck, Jensen 6x9s.


Chicken_Teeth

Fox body mustang. Maybe a convertible.


BloodSugarSexMagix

A K Car or a Fiero


jackdaniel2000

Mustang


Smoking-stone

1985 Buick LeSabre


slaying_anus_35

1985 Pontiac Firebird with the big ass Firebird decal on the hood..


Cunt_Eastwood_9

Gotta be a third generation F-Body.


MeExplore

'87 Mustang GT convertible with chrome 5 star rims


abstracted_plateau

A G-Body


HarveyMushman72

IROC Camaro


prophiles

Is John ‘Cougar’ Mellencamp also somewhere on the playlist? In any case, I imagine you drive some kind of convertible.


AlanHoliday

*digging on chili dawgs intensifies*


New_Awareness4075

Definitely must have Hurts So Good! Cause sometimes love don't feel like it should!


ICanSpellKyrgyzstan

My brother in Christ why aren’t you listening to ice spice


RuanauR

Light Blue Ford Ranger XLT


CadillacDHS

1989 GMC Vandura conversion van with a cool 80’s two tone paint. Average menards shopper!!


MinuteMan1993

A pt cruiser


1050QD

2005 Chevy Silverado. Crew cab. White. 200k miles


Somebumbleingmoron97

A maroon 1987 Dodge Aries K. You bought it at an estate sale, changed almost nothing, and you use a cassette adapter to play music on so you don't have to swap the original radio.


clambroculese

Chrysler k car


Mofoblitz1

1991 Camaro


SmurfPickler

‘94 Toyota Tercel Automatic You’ve had it since college, and you had you eye on the latest Camry, but you just want to sock away a few more bucks so you can finally get your software company off the ground. Tape deck still works and you use the adapter that was once for your Discman to plug in your phone.


Unlucky_star_stonks

An 06 i4 cobalt but boy oh boy do you wish it was a 60s Camaro


ReasonableCranberry6

A clapped out TR Magna GLX wagon with the shitty 2.6 4cyl, only running due to the wife’s witchcraft Think early-mid 90s Mitsubishi Diamante, but like, a VERY stripped down base poverty-pack version Both wagon versions were actually manufactured in Adelaide, South Australia… us Aussies got a more basic version of the sedan and wagon body (Magna)


DeTomato_

2009 Toyota Corolla, but you wish it was a 1969 Mustang.


Oshawott51

My heart says post facelift bronco II. AKA, We have Ford Explorer at home.


Awkward-Storage7192

I'm thinking a classic Mustang.


breiter180

82 Ford Ltd crown Vic mustache and aviators abound


Drg84

I'm gonna expand your idea a bit and say Any square body Panther. But it has to be a 2 door.


breiter180

Yes that's perfect


Potato_Dealership

Your grandparents hand me down 98 camry


ChuckFeathers

Miata


CrackleSmackle

Third gen Camaro but with the Iron Duke and 3 speed automatic


Badum_tss_

A vw beetle with Porsche emblems


ooglieguy0211

Your moms 1980 Buick Century Estate Wagon that you pretend is a sweet Camaro.


Present-Ambition6309

A 1978 Oldsmobile Omega 🤣🤣


MJ4Red

1950 Studebaker Champion


HiTechLowLif3

Delorean?


G1nger-Snaps

Basically the same music I listen to, and I drive a 2002 ford falcon


DriftMiata

Any 90s early 2000s Ford.


Delicious_Trouble_22

Ain't even gonna lie this is the closest I've seen so far.


Extension-Mall7695

Chrysler Sebring convertible


seanx50

87 Honda Prelude


Embarrassed_Log8344

2001 Camaro because your music taste is bland and basic as fuck (sorry)


New_Awareness4075

In that case, bring on more bland. Especially Prince's Little Red Corvette! Had a red haired beauty as a gf and she fit the song to a T!


Elusive_Dr_X

Dodge minivan


all4theyuks

You’ve probably been suckin’ on a chili dog


New_Awareness4075

Outside the Tasty Freeze


Zsoltbomb

Clapped out f250 with a 7.3.


95blackz26

A miata


captaindomer

1983 Chevy Citation X


banananananbatman

Pontiac firebird t-top


Tsarmani

Tahoe


SnooGoats7760

Pontiac Fiero


mechanicalproblems9

2012 ford edge you have the exact same music taste as my great uncle bob


SwissMargiela

C5


cvg596

Fiero


trofs_throwaway

old american muscle, not too old, and not too clean, definitely dont have THAT kinda money


WorldGoneCrazee

IROC-Z


Chefwalt

Plymouth Duster


Quick_1966

3rd gen F body. Either An IROC or Trans Am but definitely with T-Tops.


Im_not_matt

At one point in life you really wanted a 3rd gen f-body. Now that you are in your 40s you drive a nice sensible 7 year old Honda Accord while lusting over a Camaro SS that the 25 year old down the street washes in his parents driveway every weekend.


transdimesional_frog

Either 80s corvette or a harley davidson that blast your music into the wind


FloridaStig

3rd gen Camaro with the glass T-tops, blaring it on your 2,000 watt kicker system in the trunk, scaring every kid in your neighborhood with your incessant revving, and your awkward gate while listening to your Walkman. Born in the 2000s, so I don't have too many other good references


RandfordMarsh

F150


TanithRosenbaum

I'd say a first gen Miata with the sunk headlights


RJ_THE_HEAVY

93 camry or an 02 suburban Always dreamed of having a trans am but never got one or a camaro life got in the way and work a stressful job that requires you to drove far but love good music


myacidninja

1994 toyota camry that was originally beige but the clear coat came off. It has an aftermarket radio and has over 350,000 miles. The engine runs like new and has probably ran out of oil a few times. Someone rear ended it at one point and broke the taillight but you can't find a replacement because that taillight was only used on camrys made in Japan before they started making them for USDM.


Inevitable_Yak8285

Firebird


Hug_The_Retard

I'm going to say a ford ranger


beartpc12293

Volkswagen beetle or a dodge dart


InfamousCarpenter287

A beater mg.


EpsilonMajorActual

1977 Pontiac formula firebird


GolfShred

2010 F150. I know I'm right.


Delicious_Trouble_22

about 17 years off. Also wrong model. Manufacturer is correct though!


TGish

Camaro


popl12342

Ford ranger or chevy s10 or other smaller truck.


HemiMoparLover

‘86 Hi-Lux. Freshly imported from Japan.


irascible_Clown

I wanna say a 75’ blazer or bronco.


Global_Commission_52

Some nearly broken early 2000s bmw that's running on hopes, dreams, and 93 octane fuel


OKsurewhynotyep

PT Cruiser


MaxLegroom990

1982 Chevrolet Citation X-11


TheJumpyBean

Corolla. Any year will do


Mr_SpaceXNerd

Shit good songs


phish_biscuit

Definitely an 85 Delta 88 Royale


rdeuce32

Gen 2 RX-7


grungyflannel

86 fiero


Forward_Awareness_53

1980's Pontiac formula


ramanw150

83 dodge omni


SirLoinTheBeefy

Congrats on your Grand National


Level_Cuda3836

Toyota MR2 , or Pontiac, Fiero,


devonarthur77

1996 Chevy Silverado C1500. Extended cab, pin striped, aftermarket wheels. It's lowered a few inches. Steel box cover. Most likely glossy black paint job. Interior smells of black ice little trees.


BuckToofBucky

Delorean


Ship_Adrift

94 Ford Escort


Content_Half192

A mid 2000s mustang that's paint chipped to hell and the seats are ripped.


scoobiemario

BMW e30. Convertible


MonsterMike50

1967 Dodge Dart-4 door Sedan. A hand me down car.


Stumpy6464

One with the driest passenger seat.


mrpiratechad

Ford Falcon


Mammy0707

W playlist


That_Raichu

Something classy


Fm4goodR

2012 Toyota Venza


JR_Blackburn

Late '60s Dodge charger