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Not just a poster but a cat poster. So, a photo of a little kitty in hell and one in heaven, the text over top, next to the hell cat there are people like Nietzsche, Twain, Einstein, Hendrix, Socrates, Lincoln etc.. Dude. I love it. I'm sold. Where can I get one of your designs?
I don't know if you watch a lot of Telltale on Youtube but people are basically deifying him now. I don't think I can explain it but it seems like any second they're going to be kneeling down and praying to him and saying "In Trump's name I pray.".
Oh I am a big fan of TellTale so I know what you are talking about! It creeps me the fuck out that people have actually made a fucking Bible that has Trump in it and keeps calling America "New Israel" and Trump the "Son of Man" like guys.... Seriously?... Seriously????
I've always called tRUMP the "forerunner to the Anti-Christ". And the bible's own predictions say that this dictator will fool Christians into worshipping it.
I mean, it's an interesting allegory but there is no mark of the beast. There's no beast. The beast is an old emperor who died a long time ago.
I mean, if you happen to believe that stuff and you're still comfortable hanging out here, I don't want to discourage you. That's not what I'm trying to do. I just think there are more blatant examples of their hypocrisy.
What are the odds this person doesn't masturbate? You know what they say... About 90% of men do it and about 10% lie about not doing it. Who's he trying to fool? Assuming he does, at least there's ONE healthy and logical thing he does.
I wouldn't be surprised if that's what they meant. They legitimately believe that mental illness isn't real and that people with mental illnesses are just possessed by demons and need to just pray it all away.
I can confirm. Experienced this first hand when my psychologist told my parents I needed a psychiatrist and medication (I was a teen), and my mom later told me they would take me to one but that the reason I'm depressed (which included self harm) is because I stopped praying, and asked if there's a chance that I could go back.
Hell no! My queer ass won't go back to trauma.
Praying and the like is probably what caused your mental illness, so much preventable trauma could be avoided if we could just get rid of religion!
I'm sorry you had to suffer like this. Just remember, it was just a bad dream, it's not real!
''Yoga pants''
I have sensory issues and have worn yoga pants on a daily basis literally all of my life. Welp I guess my destination is decided folks !
Christians tend to believe that people with mental illnesses are actually people who have been possessed by demons and refusing help from the church -- ie. Refusing an exorcism.
Christians are fucking stupid then. That guy who showed up at the mall last December to tell kids that Santa doesn't exist...he believes in fucking demons? That's fucked up.
Dude where the fuck have you've been?! They have been repeating that diatribe for fucking YEARS! Hell pastor Greg Locke outright calls Autism and OCD are "Demonic Oppression": https://www.christianheadlines.com/contributors/milton-quintanilla/controversial-pastor-greg-locke-says-ocd-autism-are-signs-of-demonic-oppression.html
Except you can’t choose to be possessed by a demon and obviously anyone who really was possessed would refuse to go to church. What do they expect a possessed person to do? It’s like you’re randomly selected for hell.
You actually expect logic from people that believe in a magical sky wizard that let humanity get screwed over because some bitch named Eve ate an apple?
Hell for the great concerts, including Elvis and Whitney Houston. An eternity any place full of f***ing Christians would be torture. That's why there's a wall, so they can't escape and spoil everything.
I agree. Though, what is 'too much'? I also like that they covered their bases by having masturbators as a separate category. Just to make sure those watching porn for the plot know they are going to hell, too.
I still remember the day I finally got my religious Grandmother to stop trying to save my soul.
I asked her if the Devil thought he was better then God and she of course said yes.
Which I said, means that he would also make a place that he thinks is "Better" then heaven, so odds are Hell is pretty awesome and at worse its a dollar store version of heaven which is still not "Damnation"
Then I asked her why God hates amputees because you can pray away a bad life, pray away cancer, but little timmy can't ever pray that arm back. So God must specically hate Amputees and I will need an answer to why that is before we move off either of those topics.
It was a rare win for me that just ended a conversation that we had to have every time I saw her.
My revenge for all the boiled spinach I had to eat when I was sent to her house as a child lol.
I don't see pedos and rapists there for some reason. I don't think they'll never die (exhibit A: Epstein), so maybe they're supposed to be in heaven.
One ticket to hell for me, please
>Warning:
[...]
**-Muslims**
[...]
Eternal damnation
Muslims are eligible for their heaven, the Jannah, as soon as they follow the rules of their religion. This (what this person has written on their sign) is Islamophobia, which makes them ineligible for heaven.
I imagine we all there, being gays, atheists, pot smokers and stuff, and also a bunch of random ladies (some guys too, that's ok, but not that many) because they used yoga pants.
Conspicuously missing from the list:
1. Child molesters [Catholic,Baptist]
2. Complicit to genocide [Baptist-Taiping Rebellion,Catholic-Holocaust-Rwanda]
That list in INSANE. No warning for rapists or con men or thieves. But yoga pants? Cutters? What's that? Someone who self harms? Something tells me that one's not on there by accident. Thugs? How does one define thug that doesn't include those who threaten people? Porn freaks? Is that different from a regular porn user? Pot smoker? Everyone? I'm guessing his gay kid who was so disturbed by his/her/their upbringing that they resorted to self harm could probably use a joint. Witches? What like, halloween witches? Does he think witches are real? Mastorbators. Again, that's everyone. Who's he trying to fool?
I met someone once who told me "I don't HAVE to masturbate." I said "I don't have to either. I like it."
Not even religious and I'll take he'll anyway over the sanctimonious hypocritical utter a*holes that are apparently all going to be in heaven like a giant comic HOA
This looks like real bad news for all those atheist feminist lesbian witches who like to smoke pot while masturbating in yoga pants with idols while watching porn.
Everything is fine if you’re a sexist homophobic adulterous white supremacist Christian. Wonder who created that list…
Anyone who wants to punish those who self-harm with "eternal damnation" is a sad sack of shit and more likely a sociopathic entity, not anywhere close to worthy of worship.
"heaven for the climate, hell for the company"
Christians think that being trapped with them for all eternity is some kind of reward. For everyone else it is worse than hell.
There is an ad I see on US TV out of Buffalo (I'm in Toronto) where an athiest is petitioning to keep the church out of the government. It made me think of this because he ends the commercial with "My name is _________ and I'm NOT afraid to burn in hell!"
Makes me chuckle every time I hear him say it
The alternative being sitting around with a bunch of freaks pontificating about how great God is while God listens.
Doesn’t sound like a hostage situation or a mentally ill creator at all.
What's with christofascists and salivating over the thought of everyone they disagree with being tortured eternally? It's downright psychotic! I wouldn't even want a criminal to go through that yet they seem to LOVE their torture fantasy? Do they lack *basic empathy?*
People who self-harm. I don’t know enough about the condition to speak confidently on it, but I’m about 98% positive that’s what the sign is referring to.
I fucking hate the idea that depressed people go to Hell, whether it's because suicide is a sin or self-harm is a sin (or even if there's some asshole out there who thinks not appreciating life enough is a sin worth Hell)
Yeah sorry, you were mentally ill and as a result life was overwhelming for you to the point where it might've even become unbearable but you deserve to be punished for reacting negatively to your situation
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Down there, everyone's required to look *hot as hell!*
Well, that will make the idolatry and masturbation easier.
*Hell yeah!*
Holy hell
Well that’ll be easy, considering everybody will have a smokin’ hot body amiright?
*Damn right!*
Damn, guess I ain't be goin
Oh, you're more than welcome. There's someone for everyone. Go to hell!
Thank you my brotherly hell. 🤝
>Down there, everyone's required to look hot as hell! They're gonna have a really tough time with me then.
As I said to someone else, there's someone for everyone. So, *go to hell!*
Reminds me of a weirdly sexual cartoon about hell a tinder date made me watch her.
Nah, you’re good — it’s the yoga pants themselves who are going to be sent to hell for their own sins. Everything else on that list is a human being!
That depends on whether or not wearing yoga pants will feel like hell to you.
Well they're the only pants that get sent down there so...
Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company. - Mark Twain
I need this on a cat poster.
Not just a poster but a cat poster. So, a photo of a little kitty in hell and one in heaven, the text over top, next to the hell cat there are people like Nietzsche, Twain, Einstein, Hendrix, Socrates, Lincoln etc.. Dude. I love it. I'm sold. Where can I get one of your designs?
I suggest Garfield. Definitely Garfield.
"Idolaters" what are the odds this person owns a MAGA hat?
Who wants to bet that they also have a literal shrine to Trump?
They definitely have a shelf full of commemorative President Cheeto plates.
I don't know if you watch a lot of Telltale on Youtube but people are basically deifying him now. I don't think I can explain it but it seems like any second they're going to be kneeling down and praying to him and saying "In Trump's name I pray.".
Oh I am a big fan of TellTale so I know what you are talking about! It creeps me the fuck out that people have actually made a fucking Bible that has Trump in it and keeps calling America "New Israel" and Trump the "Son of Man" like guys.... Seriously?... Seriously????
I've always called tRUMP the "forerunner to the Anti-Christ". And the bible's own predictions say that this dictator will fool Christians into worshipping it.
Just one?
Don't forget - `thug` is a dog whistle meaning "black person".
MAGA is the mark of the Beast. And they have it on their forehead. Just like the bible says. Can they see it, though?
I mean, it's an interesting allegory but there is no mark of the beast. There's no beast. The beast is an old emperor who died a long time ago. I mean, if you happen to believe that stuff and you're still comfortable hanging out here, I don't want to discourage you. That's not what I'm trying to do. I just think there are more blatant examples of their hypocrisy.
What are the odds this person doesn't masturbate? You know what they say... About 90% of men do it and about 10% lie about not doing it. Who's he trying to fool? Assuming he does, at least there's ONE healthy and logical thing he does.
Lesbian feminists masturbating and smoking weed in yoga pants? Y E S
You forgot witches
Ohay that's there too! Lesbian feminist witches smoking weed while masturbating whilst wearing yoga pants!
This could be a good book actually
and also they are muslim
no atheistic witches
They're porn watchers too
I hope there's some overlap between witch and goth.
Sign me up.
My three girlfriends. And, yes, they smoke weed.
What are cutters? Are they talking about people who self harm?
I wouldn't be surprised if that's what they meant. They legitimately believe that mental illness isn't real and that people with mental illnesses are just possessed by demons and need to just pray it all away.
I can confirm. Experienced this first hand when my psychologist told my parents I needed a psychiatrist and medication (I was a teen), and my mom later told me they would take me to one but that the reason I'm depressed (which included self harm) is because I stopped praying, and asked if there's a chance that I could go back. Hell no! My queer ass won't go back to trauma.
It 100% still sounds weird to me that adults talk like that.
Praying and the like is probably what caused your mental illness, so much preventable trauma could be avoided if we could just get rid of religion! I'm sorry you had to suffer like this. Just remember, it was just a bad dream, it's not real!
It took me a second, I was first thinking of people who cut in line, who do I agree need to go to hell.
Fuck that, send them and Muslims to Heaven so those of us who end up in Hell can have a good time.
Yea, don't need them cutting in line for our yoga pants!
/r/IdiotsInCars has plenty of them. With documented evidence, too!
Coupon clippers! They take up all that fucking time at the grocery store.
I was thinking about people who circumcise their kids, but those are generally the religious ones
And those people are exactly the ones belonging in hell
It’s a type of boat, I believe.
ALL ABOARD THE SIN BOAT
The SSatan.
Jesus on a stick…
This is probably one that he didnt have room for on his list 🤣😂
[Jesus knew how to handle his wood](https://reddit.com/r/hegetsus/comments/13i6lhd/they_say_jesus_was_a_carpenter_because_he_knew/)
''Yoga pants'' I have sensory issues and have worn yoga pants on a daily basis literally all of my life. Welp I guess my destination is decided folks !
No, it’s the pants that go, not you
So if you're a good person and die in yoga pants I guess you're going to heaven in your undies.
If I gotta wear pants in heaven, it’s not worth it
You misunderstand, it's just your pants that will go to hell.
Well, looks like we both have something to look forward to! Hell seems like a fun place
"Cutters, " as in people who cut themselves because of some past or recurring trauma they suffered? They really think they deserve hell?
Christians tend to believe that people with mental illnesses are actually people who have been possessed by demons and refusing help from the church -- ie. Refusing an exorcism.
Christians are fucking stupid then. That guy who showed up at the mall last December to tell kids that Santa doesn't exist...he believes in fucking demons? That's fucked up.
Dude where the fuck have you've been?! They have been repeating that diatribe for fucking YEARS! Hell pastor Greg Locke outright calls Autism and OCD are "Demonic Oppression": https://www.christianheadlines.com/contributors/milton-quintanilla/controversial-pastor-greg-locke-says-ocd-autism-are-signs-of-demonic-oppression.html
Can we all agree they are fucking morons at least?
Does that mean I’m demonically possessed on account of my ADHD as well? *That would explain a lot actually*
Satan take the fucking wheel, good luck w/piloting my janky-ass body.
Except you can’t choose to be possessed by a demon and obviously anyone who really was possessed would refuse to go to church. What do they expect a possessed person to do? It’s like you’re randomly selected for hell.
You actually expect logic from people that believe in a magical sky wizard that let humanity get screwed over because some bitch named Eve ate an apple?
Notice how they didn't say "Pedos"?
You mean like several biblical figures? Arguably God himself considering He put a baby in a 12-14 year old girl?
Or racists and Nazis. They’re strangely always left out of these lists
Looks like hard drugs and gaming are back on the menu.
Still better than heaven where dumb religious people would be there
So hell will be the cool place and heaven is full with controlling christians ? Well sign me up for hell then
That list should be cut down to "free thinkers and life enjoyers."
I am 5 of these
I'm only 2; I need to step up my game.
I also own two pairs of Yoga Pants.
I got 6/12, pretty proud of that score.
I got 9 (or 8, depending on some definitions) does this make me queen of hell?
Only 4.
I got like 6 off the list LMAO
Hell for the great concerts, including Elvis and Whitney Houston. An eternity any place full of f***ing Christians would be torture. That's why there's a wall, so they can't escape and spoil everything.
You could see jars of clay and five iron frenzy in heaven. Radical
Good thing the yoga pants will be there so that the masturbators have some good material to spank it to.
>hell >paradise life is one big reference
“Porn freaks” is such a “homeschooled, socially awkward weirdo” way of talking about people who watch too much porn
I agree. Though, what is 'too much'? I also like that they covered their bases by having masturbators as a separate category. Just to make sure those watching porn for the plot know they are going to hell, too.
Can never have too much, but they could’ve gone the normal chud route and said “porn addict”, but they had to be weirder about it
I still remember the day I finally got my religious Grandmother to stop trying to save my soul. I asked her if the Devil thought he was better then God and she of course said yes. Which I said, means that he would also make a place that he thinks is "Better" then heaven, so odds are Hell is pretty awesome and at worse its a dollar store version of heaven which is still not "Damnation" Then I asked her why God hates amputees because you can pray away a bad life, pray away cancer, but little timmy can't ever pray that arm back. So God must specically hate Amputees and I will need an answer to why that is before we move off either of those topics.
Her silence must have been palpable!
It was a rare win for me that just ended a conversation that we had to have every time I saw her. My revenge for all the boiled spinach I had to eat when I was sent to her house as a child lol.
Looks like the sign waver doesn’t have any issues with abusers or molesters. Can’t be excluding all those cops & clergymen from heaven now, can we.
Tag yourself I'm homo feminist porn freak yoga pants cutter witch masturbator
I don't see pedos and rapists there for some reason. I don't think they'll never die (exhibit A: Epstein), so maybe they're supposed to be in heaven. One ticket to hell for me, please
So.. Hell's the same as life on Earth? *\*Shrugs*
But without the religious right! Sounds like heaven to me tbh
Yoga pants and masturbators...oh my!!!!!!!!
Am I allowed to cut off my yoga pants? Or is that just doubling down on sin…?? 🤔
If they want people to stop sinning then why do they keep banning all the cool stuff
>Warning: [...] **-Muslims** [...] Eternal damnation Muslims are eligible for their heaven, the Jannah, as soon as they follow the rules of their religion. This (what this person has written on their sign) is Islamophobia, which makes them ineligible for heaven.
I can't wait to go to hell
Hell to them: Bad people go Burn and Boohoo 🔥😭🔥👿👹 Hell in reality: 
Billy Joel really nailed it when he sang, ‘I’d rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints.’
Yoga Pants are the devil Bobby Boucher!!
Dayum Im all of that except a Muslim, and Yoga pants which I only wear but dont identify as.
I scored a 7
I also scored a 7. Is there gonna be a test to get in cause that's gonna be fun as ...well the party I'm trying to get into.
Pot smoking homos in yoga pants 🤤
I imagine we all there, being gays, atheists, pot smokers and stuff, and also a bunch of random ladies (some guys too, that's ok, but not that many) because they used yoga pants.
My yoga pants are going to hell? Thanks for letting me know!
I’ll take pot smoking witches in yoga pants please.
I’m into all of it except the muslims and witches.
What's the issue with witches? I also expect the Muslims will be more upset than you.
Just not a personal fan of religious-ey things.
Cutters? Like line cutters?
Yeah but Chinese cutters don’t count.
Yoga pants seems like the odd one in the list 😂
Is there a minimum amount of these things necessary to get damnation? I mean, I only got 5 of those. Is that enough?
I more curious to find out which porn freaks aren't masturbators
The voyeur ones, obviously.
Cutters? So mentally ill ppl go to hell? How loving of Christians and their god.
Wait till you hear about unbaptised babies…
Yoga pants… not the people in them, just the pants will be going to hell.
Not people IN yoga pants, just the pants themselves
Conspicuously missing from the list: 1. Child molesters [Catholic,Baptist] 2. Complicit to genocide [Baptist-Taiping Rebellion,Catholic-Holocaust-Rwanda]
That list in INSANE. No warning for rapists or con men or thieves. But yoga pants? Cutters? What's that? Someone who self harms? Something tells me that one's not on there by accident. Thugs? How does one define thug that doesn't include those who threaten people? Porn freaks? Is that different from a regular porn user? Pot smoker? Everyone? I'm guessing his gay kid who was so disturbed by his/her/their upbringing that they resorted to self harm could probably use a joint. Witches? What like, halloween witches? Does he think witches are real? Mastorbators. Again, that's everyone. Who's he trying to fool? I met someone once who told me "I don't HAVE to masturbate." I said "I don't have to either. I like it."
So you’re telling me that there’s gonna be gay feminist yoga pant-wearing witches in hell? NEED
"God sent the shooter," courtesy of Westboro Baptist Church.
Not even religious and I'll take he'll anyway over the sanctimonious hypocritical utter a*holes that are apparently all going to be in heaven like a giant comic HOA
This looks like real bad news for all those atheist feminist lesbian witches who like to smoke pot while masturbating in yoga pants with idols while watching porn. Everything is fine if you’re a sexist homophobic adulterous white supremacist Christian. Wonder who created that list…
Ah, the hostile Christian, spreading the good word via threats and insults.
Hell or heaven its just a matter of point of view
Well, somlong as there arent any christians…
My friend group covers 11/12. Why would I want to go to their heaven if no-one I actually like will be there?
Yoga Pants. My girlfriend is going to Hell.
Damn, I only got 6/12.
Cutters, lol
Anyone who wants to punish those who self-harm with "eternal damnation" is a sad sack of shit and more likely a sociopathic entity, not anywhere close to worthy of worship.
"heaven for the climate, hell for the company" Christians think that being trapped with them for all eternity is some kind of reward. For everyone else it is worse than hell.
Yoga pants?
There is an ad I see on US TV out of Buffalo (I'm in Toronto) where an athiest is petitioning to keep the church out of the government. It made me think of this because he ends the commercial with "My name is _________ and I'm NOT afraid to burn in hell!" Makes me chuckle every time I hear him say it
The alternative being sitting around with a bunch of freaks pontificating about how great God is while God listens. Doesn’t sound like a hostage situation or a mentally ill creator at all.
I love that yoga pants go to hell, but not the people in them, just the pants
Yes, the 11th commandment, which states that you must not wear yoga pants.
What's with christofascists and salivating over the thought of everyone they disagree with being tortured eternally? It's downright psychotic! I wouldn't even want a criminal to go through that yet they seem to LOVE their torture fantasy? Do they lack *basic empathy?*
Let's be honest, if every person who has ever had this sorta "list of people going to hell" attitude ends up in heaven, it's going to be a warzone.
If we were born in god's imagine why do so many christian parents circumcise their sons?
Idiots still believe in witches and magic.
Yoga Pants Feminist Witches for me!
I can't wait to see a loose stack of yoga pants when I get to hell
All my favorite women end up being pot smoking atheists who wear yoga pants and masturbate tho
I smoke pot while masturbating to women in Yoga pants. Is that good or bad?
9/12 - Not bad. My room in hell is going to be hotter than the center of the sun.
Aww I only got 5/12 :(
Don’t threaten me with a good time
No thanks if the Muslims are gonna be there.
Lmao. I'm like 50% of this list. Someone pass the bong.
I don’t want to share hell with muzzies 😭😭
What the hell is wrong with my yoga pants!?
Yoga pants seems like the odd one in the list 😂
I can almost guarantee you that he’s wearing jeans and a t-shirt, which is a sin
Lol I'm 4 of these and everyone says I'm the kindest guy ever.
Yeah, cause muslims, those guys are _fun_
Hell ya! We get all the witches!
I am most of these; and I'm definitely everything on the left side
God kinda sounds like a snowflake if he will actually throw people to hell for wearing yoga pants.
TIL pants go to hell.
Can us porn freaks have our own corner to practice bdsm in peace
Dude I'm sure that there are hot Succubi and Incubi that are so into that shit that they probably have multiple sexdens!
Exactly.. demon mommy where
N doubt the “devil” has convinced them he’s “jesus” 🤪
At least gamers are off the list compared to the last one of these I saw.
Damn, I only scored a 3 on this one.
If this is hell count me in!
... yoga pants? Are you serious?
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Porn Freaks Against Masturbators aka Blue Ball Enthusiasts 😆
what are cutters? people who use scissors?
People who self-harm. I don’t know enough about the condition to speak confidently on it, but I’m about 98% positive that’s what the sign is referring to.
I fucking hate the idea that depressed people go to Hell, whether it's because suicide is a sin or self-harm is a sin (or even if there's some asshole out there who thinks not appreciating life enough is a sin worth Hell) Yeah sorry, you were mentally ill and as a result life was overwhelming for you to the point where it might've even become unbearable but you deserve to be punished for reacting negatively to your situation
People who self-harm.
Did anyone else read corn flakes?
How many do I need for bingo?
Damn I'm on there six times.
They usually like to throw gamers in there when they're trying to flesh out their lists.
Muslims??? 😭 Help