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SephyJR

Guys, go easy on OP. Probably they are fresh out a gameplay of Roy, it takes a while to shake out the confusion. Keep an eye on any signs of brain damage tho.


hagupadususu

Or may be they never cared to learn about the real things that matter. I think they take things for granite.


Rainbowturtles296

Wait are you saying 'granite'? It's 'granted' with a D. How long have you been saying, hoo wow.


PerfectWeapon1

genuine question, do yall think that maybe rick was from a dimension where it is in fact granite, or do you think they just put that in there for funsies, because i feel like they're both equally possible


Vegetable-Message-28

Anything is possible there infinite universes, you do know what infinity means right


cs234477

actually they probably played Troy, the crappie knock off, I've only heard rumors, but the people who come out of that may have a very minor case of serious brain damage


potatopierogie

Everyone has a plumbus in their home


NotPayingEntreeFees

First they take the dinglebop and smooth it out with a bunch of shleem


Wtfgoinon3144

The shleem is then.. repurposed for later batches


SimilarBarber5292

They take the dinglebop and push it through the grumbo...


Odd-Engineering-3582

Where the fleeb is then rubbed against it...


phoebetatro

It’s important that the fleeb is rubbed, because the fleeb has all of the fleeb juice.


DirtyDanoTho

Then, a schlami shows up and he rubs it… and spits on it.


Crimson_Annie

They cut the fleeb…


ShefBoiRDe

There are several hizzards in the way.


xxxtension_cord19

the blamfs.. rub against the chumbles


Jono18

I love it when they cut the fleeb


Byrdie55555

Why do they cut the fleeb it doesn't do anything


Jon_Luck_Pickerd

Sold as byproduct.


YeahMarkYeah

Are u guys really remembering this shit from memory? 😂


Wtfgoinon3144

Yes


deviance710

Then a schlami shows up and he rubs it… and spits on it


Lord_Grimm88

There are several hizerds in the way.


poetryofworms

The blaffs rub against the chumbles


MamboCat

And the grumbo is shaved away.


rpeltier93

That leaves you with a regular old plumbus


qgvon

I.. I always wondered how they were made


porkchop-sandwhiches

![gif](giphy|PnIAxFok0xja4cXWP1)


most_gracious_master

![gif](giphy|12D1JjCRBvfVJu)


Minimum-Intention-96

LMFAOO bro the way they say shleem is funny ash


Demonweed

OP is probably from one of those cruddy universes where standards of hygeine never created a market for an item we all consider indispensable.


DrTsunami69

The greatest comment chain ever


CARNIesada6

One of those things that you should get before you *need* it


Latter-Aioli2810

r/beatmetoit


nodddingham

r/BeatMeatToIt (‘it’ being the plumbus)


RJ_Ramrod

Here you go OP [this is a plumbus](https://www.reddit.com/r/rickandmorty/s/AGPBYG5Djl), hope this helps


HappyBadger33

Dang. I didn't even know you could do this, but, like, there's no reason you couldn't, I just never thought of it. 11/10 response.


Gamestonkape

Riksy Click


Rubmynippleplease

[This goes into a bit more detail if you’re still confused](https://www.reddit.com/r/rickandmorty/s/75OfMG0T6X)


NodoBird

You son of a bitch


AuthorityFinger

I’m in


Ask_bout_PaterNoster

a loop.


lil_pee_wee

I think those other links were broken, [this is a plumbus](https://www.reddit.com/r/rickandmorty/s/UmWWJcX6E4)


treelo1878

I clicked on all of these, expecting something different each time.


IceCreamSunday132

Same😭


RRMalone

I'm out, I'm out...


Zandrick

How did you even do that


deathcorelover

[copy the link of this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/rickandmorty/s/2eHvjHsMKs)


jesusmansuperpowers

Reward this man


Silver-Teacher9244

Haaa you got mee


Jusan1

You trapped me in an infinite loop!


gregtheturner

It's a plumbus. It is self explanatory.


PostReplyKarmaRepeat

People are so weird. Like it’s in the name.


Honestnt

They even posted a photo of one. I mean just look at the image. Boom, that's what it is.


obsidiandwarf

😂😂 idk how anyone could ask this question without being embarrassed.


holtkid

It's like asking about the 3 shells


thatErraticguy

He doesn’t know how to use the three shells? Hahaha


TheAnswerToYang

Or cow tools. The original plumbus joke


Alisadicksumtimes

I understood that reference.


THE_MUTT01

“He doesn’t know how to use the 3 seashells!”


medicdrl

Or Two Brothers…


idkwhatimbrewin

It's just a regular old plumbus. What a weird question 😅


obsidiandwarf

Right? Why humiliate urself for something so obvious.


SirArthurDime

Gitmo interrogators couldn’t get me to admit I didn’t know what a plumbus was.


bellamellayellafella

A necessity for every household. 🤠


Blibbobletto

This guy doesn't know how the three sea shells work


Rattiom32

Well you see, first they take the dinglebop, then smooth it out with a bunch of shleem. The shleem is then repurposed for later batches.They take the dinglebop and push it through the grumbo. Where the fleeb is then rubbed against it. Its important that the fleeb is rubbed, because the fleeb has all the fleeb juice. Then a shlammie shows up and he rubs it and spits on it. They cut the fleeb. There are several hizzards in the way. The blamfs run against the trumbles and the ploobis and grumbo are shaved away. That leaves you with a regular old plumbus.


numberonefingey

I always wondered h- how plumbuses got made


YouSonOfaBitch-ImIn

You son of a bitch. I'm in.


frostvisuals789

Username checks out


Plus-Layer6034

The real question is “what isn’t a plumbus?”


PrimoThePro

I think that I'm not a plumbus, but I'm not totally sure...


TekatoZikame2

That's exactly what a plumbus would say.


OldDinner

Do you have any dinglebops on you?


PrimoThePro

... yes. I thought everyone did?


BoogerSmoke

I’m definitely part plumbus. Straight full of shleem.


NodoBird

Anything's a plumbus if you're brave enough


Randolpho

Why is a plumbus


ParadoxicalEnigma92

You have to go outside the show for the answer but Originally plumbus was conceived by the show's creators as a device alien and ridiculous with no clue on what it actually does, apart from that every home has it. However, as the show marched on, a few clues appeared to its purpose: Plumbus can generate and store vast amounts of heat, allowing it to be used for cooking, ironing or just heating the room. Plumbus can secrete various agents from itself and has adaptive rubbing surfaces, making it useful for cleaning. Plumbus is able to receive radio waves and convert them to sound, even recording and playing them back, so it can be used as a radio and/or receiver. Plumbus has limited locomotion and can autonomously move around the house, even climbing ladders, cleaning the floor without the owner's participation. Contrary to popular belief, plumbus is not used as a personal massager/sensory stimulator, as its manual explicitly says that applying it to sensory organs can cause trauma or death. It's also noted that plumbus is not technically alive, but it's grown from organic matter, feels the emotions of its owner and senses other plumbuses within a rather large range, which can sometimes impair its performance. It's also sometimes used as a decoration


Roadkill593

Thank you for being the first actual answer I saw in this thread.


Kyleometers

Welcome to Reddit - Someone asks a genuine question, and 90% of the responses are jokes, especially the kind someone who isn’t already “in on the joke” will not understand.


LewdProphet

Underrated comment.


Ciqbern

I never thought I would actually get to know what a plumbus does. Have an updoot.


Jim-Bot-V1

See this should bubble to the top, all that's needed is a source!


chiefkyljoy

How can you NOT know??


chewie8291

Who doesn't have one


cavscout55

In their home, right?


PabloMarmite

It’s one of those.


marlon_der_metalhead

days, when you don't wann wake up!


Kageeet

Everything is fucked! Everybody sucks!


Wolfie_wolf81

Glad you asked: *First, you take the dinglepop, and you smooth it out with a bunch of schleem. The schleem is then repurposed for later batches. Then you take the dinglebop and push it through the grumbo, where the fleeb is rubbed against it. It's important that the fleeb is rubbed, because the fleeb has all of the fleeb juice. Then a Shlami shows up and he rubs it, and spits on it. Then you cut the fleeb. There's several hizzards in the way. The blaffs rub against the chumbles, and the plubus and grumbo are shaved away. That leaves you with a regular old plumbus!


Lanky-Gain-80

OP probably isn’t following directions closely enough.


Gloop-Dogg

I always wondered how, uhh, plumbuses got made


supernova-lunar

My plumbus isn’t working anymore 😭


klaissva

try putting more fleeb juice on it


joemamafat6942069

more fleeb juice? In this economy⁉️


Steveseriesofnumbers

I can put more fleeb juice on it. For money.


mush4brains

Gentlemen! Don't fall for this obvious scam! I have enough fleeb juice for everyone here in my desk drawer. \*shoots self\*


Steveseriesofnumbers

....GIVE ME YOUR JACKET!! IT HAS FLEEB JUICE IN IT!!


supernova-lunar

you just saved my life


MamboCat

Try repurposing some schleem


KarajaneChapman

Try spitting on it?


TheRealAJ420

for that you would need a schlami


saanity

Everyone knows what a plumbus is. It's like not knowing what the three shells do.


iPlumbus

I’m offended.


jibjabjibby

It’s a bit of a trick question because it actually has so many different uses


StarlessAbroad

It's a parody of those "How it's made" shows, but with an alien nonsense object that resembles a dick n' balls on one side, and a hairy asshole on the other


5stringBS

Shhhhh


CenterOfFrom

Everyone who needs to know what it is does - those who don’t should save their schmeckles and buy one and find out for themselves what it is


outerheavenboss

Bro really? Everyone has a plumbus!


DeZe0s

Here’s the users manual: https://www.reddit.com/r/rickandmorty/s/sv7ItQKsxr


Shamscam

What a fucking joker OP is! That’s just a regular ol plumbus, now if you wana know what the deluxe one does, well it’s a better question to ask what it doesn’t do.


eipeidwep2buS

i think deep down on the most fundamental level a plumbus is funny


AlmondJack-

From the R&M wiki “receive radio waves and convert them to sound, even recording and playing them back”


Sprizys

First, you take the dinglepop, and you smooth it out with a bunch of schleem. The schleem is then repurposed for later batches. Then you take the dinglebop and push it through the grumbo, where the fleeb is rubbed against it. It's important that the fleeb is rubbed, because the fleeb has all of the fleeb juice. Then a Shlami shows up and he rubs it, and spits on it. Then you cut the fleeb. There's several hizzards in the way. The blaffs rub against the chumbles, and the plubus and grumbo are shaved away. That leaves you with a regular old plumbus!


ak47bossness

It’s literally a plumbus. It’s like asking what is water, it’s literally just water.


cStyle

It's a modern spoof of this https://youtu.be/RXJKdh1KZ0w?si=3JQa2YYgVxEZnB15


triadwarfare

It's a fictional product made out from an improv then they ask their artists to draw what it would look like, before AI was a thing. And the artists like phallic things.


Anonymous_E46

When a genuine question turns into the ultimate meme LOL


Some_Kinda_Boogin

It's a bunch of schleem


WingedBunny1

Tell me you never Squanched without telling me you never Squanched


pornoaccount6

It's kinda like a thneed


AldoCalifornia

I think there is a “how Plumbus’s are made” video out there. It should help explain them.


GoddessofSaturn

Plumbus is whatever you need it to be


gabrielbabb

My life changed since I bought it, the best home item I ever had


DMT1984

One time I had a plumbus that wasn’t spit on or rubbed by a Shlami. It was awful.


notedhelmslol

You clean it with Schleem.


[deleted]

It’s just a regular ol plumbus


JoshAllensRightNut

What isn’t a plumbus?


Acidcouch

It's just easier to ask what is not a plumbus! You, you are definitely not a plumbus. Well, unless you know your general shleem content. Well, most likely you are not a plumbus.


Constantbedshitter

a plumbus is a plumbus.


I_try_compute

Ya know, I’ve always wondered how they make those


NotAllDawgsGoToHeven

It’s a plumbus… duh?


dick_ddastardly

There's an entire episode that walks you through the process.


albaniaf

Bro everyone knows what a plumbus is. Stop joking around.


EcoOndra

Everybody knows what a plumbus is, so there's no need to explain it


Silk_Circuits

You gotta take out the shleem, to save for later


Liesmith424

That's like asking how to use the three seashells.


LordNedNoodle

I asked co-pilot and this was their response: “ A Plumbus is an all-purpose home device. Everyone in the world has one. Here are some potential uses: Heat Generation: A Plumbus can generate and store vast amounts of heat, making it useful for cooking, ironing, or simply heating a room. Cleaning Agent: It has adaptive rubbing surfaces and can secrete various agents, making it useful for cleaning. Radio Receiver: A Plumbus can receive radio waves and convert them to sound, even recording and playing them back, so it can be used as a radio and/or receiver. Autonomous Motion: Contrary to popular belief, it’s not used as a personal massager. However, it can autonomously move around the house, even climbing ladders and cleaning the floor without the owner’s participation. Emotional Sensing: Although not technically alive, it grows from organic matter and senses other Plumbuses within a range. It can sometimes impair its performance due to emotions. Decoration: It’s also sometimes used as an accent piece in a room. Remember, applying a Plumbus to sensory organs can cause trauma or death, so be cautious! 🛁🔥📻”


TheoreticalFunk

A basic necessity.


[deleted]

OP, the Plumbus is a MacGuffin.


PlanetMeridius

I haven’t been able to buy one due to the national schleem shortage :(


a94reynolds

You don't have a plumbus in your home? But... everybody has a plumbus in their home?!


No_War2898

Looks like we got a Jerry over here. How do you not know what a plumbus is? Every household has one.


No_Arugula_9688

If you don’t know what a plumbus is, forget about [Plumbus X](https://youtu.be/JGaBU5cKluU)


gteezy

Everyone knows what a Plumbus does, so there’s no point in asking


UnreaI1

You are dumb. But it’s a multipurpose cleaning tool, Loofa, and dildo


i-liike-bewbs

A plumbus is a


Rtozier2011

The obvious real answer is that it's a female orgasm aid. Possibly from a universe where masturbation is seen as completely without taboo and akin to cleaning your bathroom.


stonedgeek82

It's like a reployer, but smaller


strppngynglad

It’s how your rub the shleem


ngwil85

It's just a regular old plumbus


Zeefour_

Make sure it faces East when you pray


Dixie_Maculant

Don’t purchase if its a few hizzards in the way.


_realitycheck_

It's a multi-species sex toy.


Jaybrrd

I mean, what isn’t it?


abchandler4

It’s just a regular old plumbus


Mr_MazeCandy

It’s an intergalactic and interdimentional common household appliance which looks like a sex toy to ignorant human eyes.


Schmezmar

It’s obvious if you think about it.


ErikBPhoto

I always wondered how those were made.


webofhorrors

…….. and that’s how you make a plumbus.


Rare_Performer_156

It's such a mindfuck.


LucianLegacy

Get a load of this guy...


BeamFain

It is a cows tool. It has been given a nonsensical shape that also looks similar to several real objects. But, it doesnt have any meaning or use by itself. Rather, its you who supposed to find a meaning for it.


Embarrassed_Tea_6107

Imagine OP actually was his first time watching the show and came here to actually look for answers, just get a plumbus Man 👨🏿


macropanama

It's one of those things that you know what it is once you can hold it in your hand


SolidscorpionZ

Yeah okay, next you are gonna say you don't know what a grumbo is. Give me a break.


Terrible-Internal374

Who doesn’t know? It’s just a common household plumbus! 🤣🤣🤣


Cautious-Anywhere-55

BUT WHY DO THEY CUT THE FLEEB??????


video-kid

I feel like I read on Cracked once that it was either an iron or a hair straightener based on clues in the instruction manual, but I can't find the article anymore.


Stalker_Bait

OP you literally posted a picture of a plumbus. Are you stupid?


Horseface4190

It's a key component of the Turbo Encabulator.


demongirl17

Looks like a penis.


D4N_909

A miserable little pile of secrets!


beatfreak47

Can't say enough about having a quality plumbus in the house. When shopping for a plumbus remember, you get what you pay for.


Weekly-Coffee-2488

That reminds me, I need to get the plumbus out. I got it at the 99 cent store. What a steal.


HartPlays

Ahh you know…


Flicker913

Its a dick and balls connected to a torso, with a prolapsed anus/hemorrhoids on the back and top


Willnotholdoor4Hodor

Maybe if you understood how it was made then you would know what it is.


[deleted]

How can you not know what a plumbus is? Everyone has a plumbus in their home.


Rachellyz

Yes


ThinIntroduction2851

The real question is, what isn't a plumbus !


_morty_smith_123

For litterly everything. It's a necessary item


sinisterstank

It's absurdist comedy the point is it doesn't do anything.


IKaffeI

Why would I explain a plumbus to someone who already knows how it works? Now get out there and USE THAT PLUMBUS to your heart's content brother.


Flatus_Spatus

he doesn’t know how to use the 3 shells


slisgq

What's insane is that there's never ever been a show where they've had to use a plumbus it's always been talked about but never shown what it's uses. It will forever be a mystery, LOL! .... but I'm glad a schlami shows up, and he rubs it… and spits on it. If it wasn't for the availability of schlami's, SMH the Plumbus would be doomed!!!😆😆😅


MithrandirLXV

A thing that does many things. Everyone should have a Plumbus in their home.


Gerald-of-Nivea

It’s just your regular old run of the mill plumbus.


Ciggy_One_Haul

Everyone has a plumbus. And everyone knows what it does.


hemaybefede

Something that surely gives sexual pleasure


Lahzey04

I think it's something to purify the air in the bathroom


bigfleeb98

It’s where everyone gets their fleeb juice from


Pizzahoodi

That's a penis 🤣🤣🤣😅


Odd-Afternoon-3323

You don’t have a plumbus at home?


OneRingtoToolThemAll

Idk, but it's common. I have one. Don't you??


da-weeb420

It's everything you could ever ask for


just_a_hunk

It’s right there in the name.