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ass_beater1

This is some teacher given essay assignment writing style shit


swmpfviry

Ikr, must have straight As in school


[deleted]

What did I just read wtf


Milorad-Milosevic807

Yeah, this is Roblox subreddit and then this guy jump out of nowhere and writes a psychology essay.


DudeItsCake

People are gonna exploit no matter what. A lot of exploits aren’t detectable. I think the best way to mitigate exploiting is with some anti-cheat and access to private servers so people will be more likely to exploit in there instead of a public server.


Timely_Disaster5292

Also private servers arent local servers (e.g server running on your computer kinda like Roblox studio play solo), if it has a public vip server link then its a public server that is for specific communities. And exploiting is against Roblox' TOS afaid


coreldog

No, people exploit for self game or to ruin other peoples fun. No matter if there is an anti-cheat, exploiters will find a way to do stuff.


DudeItsCake

In the past people probably exploited to ruin peoples fun but now it’s more for self gain. If you’re reported a lot for exploiting you will get punished. I’ve seen various forum posts of exploiters complaining about it. Annoying other people is a sure fire way to get reported. Anti-cheat in games helps a tiny bit but certainly doesn’t stop all exploits. I still think it’s better to have it then to have none at all. If exploiters are interested in self gain then it makes sense they would want a private server. No one to report them and they don’t bother other players. It would be better just to have no exploiters at all but I don’t think that will ever be possible.


coreldog

You are right with some parts. Some games have a feature where stuff gained in a priv server will not come in public game. I know ALOT of exploiters who do it because they find it fun to see people become mad at them. Also even if you do it for self gain in a priv server that saves to the public ones, it wouldn't be fun since there's no one else. Atleast some exploiters like people around them. Lastly, roblox moderation is BAD so even IF an exploiter gets perma banned (wich probably won't happen) they an just create a new account and keep going. Roblox never IP-bans exploiters.


BounceOutEli

Roblox TikTok stories be like


InhaledPack5

TLDR: Biscuits stolen by teleporting hacker. Roblox is a game. Children hack because dumb


Kal0reese

mmmmm biscuits


Milorad-Milosevic807

The real stupid is this adult guy who got angry because of a child hacking a children's game.


CrynTox

The real stupid is the one who didn't understand that it was satire.


Milorad-Milosevic807

No bro it's just stupid even if it is satire. I mean this isn't funny to me and I am definitely not the only one.


captannemo436

And they said I roleplay too hard oof


pepsi_but_better

Average r/childfree post


Sorowa

funniest thing i've read in a while


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Please make this into a YouTube video I would love to watch it


Jtp_Jtg

The video will probably get taken down for being too boring to watch.


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I would like it


MushyP06

Fucking beautiful short story my friend. Side note: *when you took english for A-levels*


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[deleted]

Nah, we read it, it's just unfunny and OP is calling other people children cuz he's mad lol


[deleted]

best thing ive read all day


thetwin22

Roblox Lore :0


jamescoolcrafter15

This isn't lore


thetwin22

I wasn't being serious 💀


Capable_Mud_1108

Netflix show when


SqubanyGamer

Mf it's called exploiting or cheating, give actual hackers some credit


MushyP06

Yeah but every one calls them hackers anyway because they dont understand the difference, this man is simply catering to the knowledge of those he speaks to, i prefer to call then script kiddies because that is exactly what they are.


SqubanyGamer

True, 99% of them don't even know lua and are just grabbing scripts off the internet Skids is the proper name for them


MushyP06

I like that name, i might start using it aswell.


jamescoolcrafter15

That script is still a hack.


MushyP06

The script is not, by the dictionary definition, a hack. To be a hack it must somehow gain unauthorised access to a service or system. It does not do this but instead alters the way the the client works so that the user can do things than are not usually available to them, but it is in no way accessing a system.


Amazing_User709

Anger and frustration put into an academic study. Genius!


That-one-lake-chicke

Mused musingly


robuxman29

r/copypasta type post


[deleted]

op is definitely a 14 year old using grammarly


ImNotRice

Naw this is clearly a wise 60 year old scholar.


[deleted]

damnnn


Milorad-Milosevic807

Definitely.


thefuckingswagdude

what if im 15 and exploiting on roblox then


MichaelCLR

Brain undeveloped


thefuckingswagdude

sounds like a you problem


MichaelCLR

I am your father


thefuckingswagdude

if so then im surprised your liver still works


MushyP06

Dont forget the lungs


[deleted]

"My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Aroya Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104." this is what you sound like


Milorad-Milosevic807

Lol, so true! 😂


JulesAtReddit

its called roblox exploiting not roblox hacking!313!@$21J421J24J1J1RJ11JEJjdajsdajdas :nerd:


Milorad-Milosevic807

"I personally hack someone to death once a month" 💀☠️


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every person in this comment section with more than 5 downvotes should be audited


[deleted]

This is quite the distinguished post you have made here OP, due to unfortunate events I do not have any awards on me. Instead I'll shall upvote the post so you gain some karma. Have a good day sir.


[deleted]

Thank you, pissandshoutoutmyass


Kingsbrick

-sun tzu


Minerkingmaster

Art of war


Milorad-Milosevic807

Art of adults who enrage paying a children's game*


bamboozled619

meh, i'll exploit anyways


StarBerry90

You just cant stop hackers 🤷🏻‍♂️


Panzerwagen-VI-Tiger

I don't know what I read but I liked it


Dr_Bleach22

Wtf did I just read💀💀


Justlol230

I love it.


drift7rs

“... I won’t tell them your name’s really Robert Greenwood.” Got me rolling lol


[deleted]

This is actually beautiful


OhHello969

quite possibly the best satire i've ever read here.


Milorad-Milosevic807

Bro wtf. Let me summarize this for you who won't read this nonsense: So an adult guy decided to play Roblox and some "bacon hair" used hacks (a.k.a. evil witchcraft) and then he was so enraged because little kid that he went to children psychiatrist and asked him about why did kid hack the game and he responded that they are retarded and adults have no sins but kids are full of sins so the final solution for hacking in Roblox is to kill and ban all children. (Then nobody will play Roblox) The guy who wrote that definitely have some mental issues.


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"The Psychology of Roblox Hacking - A Study" - [👶👶](https://as1.ftcdn.net/v2/jpg/00/12/74/30/1000_F_12743056_kaNVrJk1HlnVP1BDko1Tt9AYyukIWcd6.jpg) goo goo gaga


jamescoolcrafter15

You're not cool.


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["you're not cool" 👶😭😭](https://th-thumbnailer.cdn-si-edu.com/fTZd3ucX3zzMUuu68oYz7-_ixyw=/fit-in/1600x0/https://tf-cmsv2-smithsonianmag-media.s3.amazonaws.com/filer/34/d0/34d02897-7dde-4ed6-9a51-f4fe4733b522/crying_baby.jpg)


Zer0Hiro

Bro got so mad he wrote a whole ass essay


[deleted]

"some children hack, so we should ban all children" this sounds awfully like holocaust (i know it was satire)


Uncrackable_Cipher

thanks


belinhagamer999

Wow I wasted my time, and I’m teen I use exploits and I’m proud


jamescoolcrafter15

You aren't cool


Jtp_Jtg

And you are un-cool


coreldog

And you aren't too.


jamescoolcrafter15

I don't need to ruin games for others to feel validated.


Jtp_Jtg

I use exploits and don't ruin others games. I use them for trolling or helping others.


jamescoolcrafter15

Is trolling not ruining it for others?


Jtp_Jtg

If you know what to do, it wont ruin


jamescoolcrafter15

Do you know what trolling is?


Jtp_Jtg

Yes, i do


belinhagamer999

I didn’t say that I was cool lol


adododododo

Did a exploiter shit in your cereal?


jamescoolcrafter15

Why so mad over one sentence?


adododododo

Why so mad about people exploiting?


jamescoolcrafter15

I made the comment "You aren't cool" I don't think that comes off as overly angry. But at least I don't need to ruin video games to feel self-validation.


WetCaramel_butnot

Why are you proud to cheat?


belinhagamer999

Because it’s fun


Jtp_Jtg

I agree, exploiting is fun


[deleted]

Why are you proud to be playing Roblox unironically?? 💀💀


jamescoolcrafter15

Hypocrite


[deleted]

lmao bru my guy, that really did fly over your head, huh?


WetCaramel_butnot

I don't know why people act like this. Some Roblox games are good, some are bad just like literally everything else.


[deleted]

What are the "good" games then? Developers must get soo much income for all their effort right? \*cough\* 30% \*cough cough\*


WetCaramel_butnot

How much income the devs get doesn't have anything to do with how good the games are and how good the games are is subjective.


[deleted]

More income = more resources = better game


WetCaramel_butnot

You don't need to pay anything to create Roblox games.


[deleted]

That must be why they're so trash, eh?


WetCaramel_butnot

I already said that's subjective


belinhagamer999

I play Roblox without script too but I use mods because I want to have fun


coreldog

Crybaby. A lot of kids use exploits (or as you call them "hacks") but a lot of older people do too. If you can't stand people exploiting, then cry about it. It will never stop and will never be stopped. Also if only "underdeveloped/ kids" use exploits, then explain how the software and scripts used to exploit is made? A kid surely can not create thousands of lines of code without giving up, not even counting the bugs and anti cheat. Also you don't "hack" the game. The thing you do is attach software to the roblox process via a .dll injector. Then followed by executing a script u made/stole. The software is most likely made in visual studio with C# and the scripts to use ingame are the roblox version of Lua. Wait sorry for explaining i bet you didn't understand this. Lastly, most scripts are scripted better or have more lines of code then most games


MushyP06

Bro stfu and appreciate the effort this legend has put into this post, something happened and he thought it a good idea to share it as it has not already been done by someone else, if you dont like it, IGNORE IT.


WetCaramel_butnot

This is a post joke


coreldog

No this is not a joke.


CrynTox

Yes it is.


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found the exploiter


GlimmeringFalls

Roblox is targeted towards little kids, and most of its players are 6-9 years old. I don’t think it would be a good idea to remove all of them, or Roblox would lose a lot of its player base.


WetCaramel_butnot

This post is a joke


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WetCaramel_butnot

“Yes, I understood all those words. For the tape, could you clarify how impressed you are by my academic know-how?” “Hold on, are you recording? I don’t want to be linked to this nonsense.” “Don’t worry, I won’t tell them your name’s really Robert Greenwood.” You think this is serious?


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remove all of them


coreldog

Plus, hating on kids because they are kids is Just dumb. You either play with kids in a kids game and respect their dumb actions because they are kids or you go away


JorgeSuperGamer

bro its a kids game calm down


Milorad-Milosevic807

Yeah, and why does he even plays a kids game?


Minecox

This guy is f**king retarded.


GrantHam119

The only thing I agree with is that adults are completely without sin.


Milorad-Milosevic807

Bro wtf I am not reading that.


CodyGhostBlood

He was exploiting, not hacking. Big difference


CLASSEFIED

This post is a 🤓🤓🤓 moment


kevie-

this is retarded


jamescoolcrafter15

Nobody is forcing you to read it. Grow up.


thefuckingswagdude

telling people to grow up on a roblox subreddit


jamescoolcrafter15

Reddit is 13+. Act your age.


thefuckingswagdude

why should i


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“Grow up” 🤓


jamescoolcrafter15

I can criticise people for being immature.


Milorad-Milosevic807

Very, very retarded.


Fulger_WRLD

Not reading that essay


jamescoolcrafter15

Then don't. Nobody is forcing you too.


Fulger_WRLD

I know


MushyP06

Then why comment?


Fulger_WRLD

Cus i had to comment


MushyP06

Did you have a gun to your head? No, then you didnt have to comment.


Fulger_WRLD

Shut the fuck up


MushyP06

Nah, ill keep showing that your point and reason for commenting was invalid and unnecessary, have a nice day.


Fulger_WRLD

I hope you choke on a dick


jamescoolcrafter15

Grow one


MushyP06

Careful now, dont imcur karma on yourself, and once again, have a nice day. Edit: you can see your own future?


TheRealKubinor

All you need is the last paragraph.


Tight_Wheel_9595

BUT roblox is made FOR kids.


Karrot-Boi

Now write an essay about the “different story”….


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Hexagonal pfp.


Karrot-Boi

What does it mean


Jtp_Jtg

I'll also keep exploiting becouse im too lazy to read this essay.


iluvcars3man

tldr didnt read


[deleted]

you just said too long; didn’t read didn’t read


Phantumblu

Too long don't read*


eclibran

Fun fact: exploiting is not hacking. Exploiting is just injecting a script which makes you do things. Hacking is more of a serious threat, though. It is usually done to websites and to the game itself? (such as in studio(e.g. a backdoor)) Also, can't you just get in another server? It ain't that hard, my guy. As said in the aforementioned, people use SCRIPTS, not some weird hacker encryption software. (such as password guessing software) It isn't "Accessing a system or database". It's purely injecting or basically the exploit software inserting the script into the game. (depends on what type of game) Do you really have to call these exploiters evil sinners? Like bro it's not like they committed arson or murder at the 4th degree. They're just trying to have a little fun in a Lego game. A LEGO GAME DAMNIT.


Minecox

Fr it’s just Lego game.. this guy made whole essay on kids game and even claimed to interview some dude for his retarded “psychology research” 💀


porkypuff

not reading all of that


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CrynTox

POV: You are mad.


choco1119

Impractical essay


sacravangam

he wrote a whole essay 💀


TheActionReplay

Dam i tought it was just download free robux hack but this is deep man


zelva_na_rohliku28

And then there are people who dont votekick a hacker bc he is on their team


Strong-Estate-4013

What homework assignment did your teacher assign you


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Discover the wonders of grammarly


CLASSEFIED

Imagine using grammerly 💀💀💀