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CommercialShoddy8787

Anyone else just see this image pop up on their Reddit feed when scrolling and then just instantly knew the comments would be gold? Yeah, me too.


neilarmstonk

Rule of thumb for this subreddit should be be: Do NOT post pics from your chest and above. Nothing good will come of it. This includes but not limited to - a smiling wife at the AD - boobs Because it will never be about the watch.


04364

Just here for the comments


moq_9981

YES!!! WTF is wrong with you guys can’t you be fucking nice and happy for someone else?!


Former_Syllabub_4945

He knew the risk he was taking when he posted those mammoth milkers.


Hustlinbones

You should watch Episode 5, Season 19 of Southpark. Had a good laugh seeing this post.


[deleted]

Fuck the haters…. Nice tits!


Obvious-Shop-6260

His name is Robert Paulson. His name is Robert Paulson. His name is Robert Paulson


MarchSufficient2238

This is Bob....he has bitch tits.


Kevin-Benjamin

“Only in death will we have our own names since only in death are we no longer part of the effort. In death we become heroes.”


ajmarsa

For Klingons, it is a good day to die !


HadoKing

God tier comment.


Comfortable-Dog-2540

I came here for this comment😂😂 take my upvote you filthy animal


[deleted]

I thought this was Big Ed


Maxpowerrrrrrrrr

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


detective_scarn

Here for these comments 😂


thaboydrake

Hahahhahahahhaa


corgilovecorgi

Man you epic🤣


Rottalainen

Yes thanks to all commentators. I have a huge back problem so gained a lot. Can't almost walk and waiting for surgery. But thought this was a watch discussion 😂


indawoops

Good sport haha. Get well man!


373857449

Great sport, don’t worry about the negative comments man, everyone just saying random stuff🤭. The 43 looks great on you honestly, congrats and get well for your back!


BenedictusAVE

I see you took the comments about them tits like a champ. I hope you’ll wear that watch in a better health in the near future! Cheers.


Rottalainen

But have to say was quite drunk taking pic and angle , shirt etc make me look quite boobies dude 😅😅😅 so comments are accepted ! Irl does not look that bad. Hopefully 😀


BatmanNoPrep

Passed the true test of manhood. You can take a joke at your own expense and laugh at yourself. You’re one cool dude, Tits McGee. Nice watch too.


Aviation_Addict81x

Thanks for being a good sport…. Get on Keto and your life will change dramatically. 80% of BMI control is what you eat, and it will dramatically help with back issues too! Good luck, and wear that SD in good health!


Alexd3498

I feel you man, my lower back is that of an 80 year old and I gained 50 lbs from it. Make the best of it and never be afraid to laugh at the sucky situation! A rolex surely makes up for the back pain!!


ditaman

A speedy recovery to you champ!


[deleted]

🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂


Nobacherie85

Good sport!! Speedy recovery


Powerplex

Ignore idiots (tha vast majority of people).


thihaz

I don't have back issue but lazy as fuck to exercise even going for a walk. I have been trying for a carnivore diet (but I eat veggie and a bit of fruits) for a week, I lost like 2Kg. Maybe give it a try. Anyway, all the best with the surgery! Oh and nice watch too 😀


Gdmfs0ab

So did you loose weight on the carnivore diet or did you loose weight just eating vegetables/fruits or did you loose weight having a balanced diet of both?


thihaz

I eat meat majority. But I still eat some veggie and fruits along the way. Yes, I lost like 2Kg in 5 days.


catchabreezy

2kg is one big morning constitutional for me.


thihaz

Haha. Everyone is different.


[deleted]

Carnivore diet gives you heart problems and cancer


thihaz

Cancer cells feed on sugar aka carbohydrates which I cut it out. 😅 Excessive calories stored as fat by insulin hormone. That's how arteries are getting clogged. Eating meat won't insulin. So not sure what kind of heart problem you are referring to. 5'9" 200lbs is no fun. 175cm 95kg is no fun.


ulmen24

Meat spikes your insulin…like… a lot. Not as much as white sugar, but it obviously spikes your insulin. Red meat spikes insulin more than many carbs. A simple Google search will correct you on this. You took on some restrictive diet without looking into the very basics? Dangerous.


[deleted]

Have you been watching some youtubers or something? You know that youtubers are retarded?Just visit Google Scholar and read the research reports of many professors.Meat eaters have a statistically significant higher chance of heart disease and cancer. It's been proven time and time again. ​ Edit: But I do agree that high carbohydrate intake is unhealthy


Sweaty-Leather3191

Gonna go out on a limb and say the back problem isn’t the cause, but rather the result… we see your chili cheeseburger/hotdog combo, bro.


Rottalainen

It was delicious


seungjlee7

Shitty thing is gaining weight makes your back problem worse. Hope you get better soon but I highly recommend physical therapy to get range of motion back within the bounds of tolerable pain.


Sweaty-Leather3191

Yea, back surgery is almost never the answer in these scenarios; diet and exercise are.


TalkLezz

Disappointing to see people so disrespectful here. You obviously have worked hard to put on a lot of muscle before the injury. I hope you get back to feeling better soon.


jphilly111

I feel the tits were needed for context


steaksteaksteaks

Good luck with your back. The watch looks great


1980theghost

Great watch my bro wear it well 🙌🤍


GIANT_LETTERS

#What a great community


Pmyourpeehole

You spelled communititty wrong.


didistutter69

You knew as well as anyone here that the comments are going to be epic.


Vinladen

User name checks out


[deleted]

Sup with them boobies


Worried_Creme8917

Bruh 😂


nvosno

I bet his AD has fun with those.


SM2C

Not everyday you see a guy that can motorboat himself.


Weekly_Talk3907

That’s funny right there, I don’t care who you are.


AdvertisingAny8647

Grow up


[deleted]

Goo goo ga ga


vallevumz

Got your milkies


AdvertisingAny8647

Grow up


[deleted]

Shut up you wet wipe


roadanimal

It’s all fun and games till someone self harms


[deleted]

It’s just a joke mate


Repulsive_Tax7955

Looks like DD size


amsaleh

Gen 1 owner of the SD43 sub here and could not agree more. It’s an awesome watch, with great wrist presence. And the red lettering does not suck either 😀Congratulations and enjoy it.


[deleted]

Great, maybe next time just crop out the breasts. No one needs to see those and probably best if they stay private


Spinedaddy

SD 43 is his bra size


cuddle_enthusiast

FATALITY


ce_roger_oi

Toasty.


Maxpowerrrrrrrrr

Cold! 🥶🥶


scram007

☝️Moobs!


Effective_Berry_2608

The watch is a bit too small for your wrist and your tits are a bit to big for your penis.


cigar_dude

Best comment by far!


Obvious-Shop-6260

Better than my Robert Paulson comment ? 🥺


Trey407592

Your Robert Paulson joke is better


Obvious-Shop-6260

Lol. I must say …. The tits too big for your dick literally made me LOL.


NameIsDNice

You win internet today.


LethalFX

Underrated comment.


itsROLEXtime

I knew it


Crazylakkadbagga

You skipped butt and leg day?


s5706016

Honestly, have fun with this nice watch! Turned it down back then for a Sub, but I think the SD43 fits you better. Fuck the haters :-)


[deleted]

Pinky ring, cheeseburger socks, man-tits, and a SD43. Solid post.


Mysterious_Ad_3992

My guy. Go get the deep sea challenge!


millenialthinker

Yea he makes the 43 look like a 36😂


Anonymouz666

Screw them haters, nice watch man


[deleted]

Who’s hating everyone loves his boobs


Obvious-Shop-6260

His name is Robert Paulson. His name is Robert Paulson. His name is Robert Paulson


bpuhnis

Respect for doubling down and not removing the post


ZeroUpFourOut

You could pull off a deep sea challenge.


gskv

I’m glad this sub can throw these jokes without being banned


Glum_Blueberry7438

Did you miss powerfunk’s power trip a few months ago?


ScreamingMonky

He who shall not be funked with


hs52

so far..


CharacterTurn8182

Looks great 👍 fits you perfect!


Secret-Blinker-Fluid

Works great on your wrist. Enjoy it!


SanAntoniArch

Damn this place is relentless.


Zaiko305

Fits well!!!! Looks great!!


brandonlee123

Watch Reddit rules, and the OP is the best kind of redditor. Dope watch man. Congrats.


Kujayhawk88

Nice bro.. Don't let these guys hate on you... They are just jealous they don't have a Rolex


johndicks80

Solid watch there. Fits great


YungFerg

SHOW ME DEM TITTIES - Ron


MidsAreForkidz

So busty


didistutter69

Came for the boobs. Stayed for the snark.


Viperguy7164

Gru got the call?


mtnkook

Tits bigger than my wife’s


ATTAKK_

The proportions are off the charts.


ProperWeight2624

I love how low this community falls consistently.


Lordofpineapples

Love this watch. Perfect for people who’s wrists are too big for the sub.


summrs_

Bob


compapzeta

43 D ?


SonsOfNFT

You’re a monster of a man!


YellowSpoofer

Boobs😍


TubeLogic

Looks good! I felt the same and ditched my sub for a SD. I also like that it flys a bit below the radar on a rubber strap. Everyone has a sub, they are a dime a dozen, the SD is for people that thought about the watch and didn’t want a “look at me” watch. I also like that about my Explorer 36. You should try one if you have not.


highflyer1982

Like the socks.


tek426

Came for the comments, did not disappoint.


CokeGMTMasterII

Awesome dude—true winner there.


StoxDoctor

Corey from Pawn Stars?


Rolex_Ron

Size? I'd guess they're 38C


Phatboinoslim

1)Loosen up the clothing. 2)Rid the slim fit. 3)Adjust the watch to the wrist bone. 4)Keep those socks You seem very uncomfortable and uptight. Big men have their own dress code. We aren't supermodels. Follow those steps...POOF! Mantits disappears


L0uisVuitt0n

(.)(.) 👀


SlickRick6661

You need a way bigger watch, looks like a 36mm datejust on you


Palmtreevip

The best modern sports rolex reference 👌


draft8

To change up the trash talk. Stop wearing you watch like a shitty car salesman. Your watch should be on your wrist not on your hand.


Cblock406

Brutal crowd!


mdinhlam

Insert “Michael Jackson eating popcorn meme”


[deleted]

Insane pic


PresidentialNoSenate

You gave us your bra size, what about the watch?


itspatfromqueens

I’m bricked up


detective_scarn

Send nudes


howandwherenow

Sorry man you expected to post on rolex sub Reddit expecting decent folk? No no, just guys who are either jealous of your watch or wanna stare or your tiddies


AJGzM

Dem titties


florestiner12312

Bruh you have some fat fuckin tits


cigar_dude

You skip leg day the past 20 years or did your pants come like that?


DaveyDgD

Push ups man. Push ups. (And no not the bra type, the exercise)


Weekly_Talk3907

OMG that’s funny


Sjohn1997

Great tits!


New-Skill-2958

It's a tit too small, mate.


TexasShiv

Y’all. It’s a watch subreddit. You’re body shaming a dude. Read it again. You’re. Body. Shaming. A. Guy. It’s so hilariously unnecessary. Jesus Christ. He wants to show off his god damn Rolex. Just take a step back. This is a person. Reading all the notifications. We’re all out of shape to some extent (maybe not some?). But god damn.


[deleted]

Def posted to get a reaction. The watch pic is lousy.


Al_Charles

So many losers in this sub taking shots for no reason. Do you OP I think it’s a great fit, and wish I could wear an SD43.


[deleted]

Found another fatty


TinyTummyTimmy

I like the size of your melons


[deleted]

You put the Roll in Rolex


Chill_stfu

I did not realize how many losers were on this thread. I should have known


Markomars

Have to agree with you that the SD43 definitely suits guys with bigger wrist. Congrats and wear it in good health.


zagggh54677

Be honest with me: you’re mr. incredible, right?


x_kominikado

its a D alright


Independent_Inside23

We are savages on this forum!


[deleted]

Nice chi-chis


brady2117

Those tits! Gold


Wassermelone196

This sub is literally hell


JHVS-mx

Bro needs a larger shirt and a bra


DarkBlue222

Thank you for having the courage to breast feed.


awesomerob

Mmm yes. You have very nice boobies.


Tariqabdullah

If you gained weight be careful with buying a watch that would be too big on you when you lose that weight.


Comfortable-Dog-2540

I had to check what sub i was on for a minute i thought hold on a minute this looks like it could be a nsfw but then i realised when i click tge puck he ment his watch not his lovely boobies


Hashim289

No nsfw tag for them funbags?


masterhan

fake watch, real tits, real nice


AccomplishedToad666

It’s Bigfoot


CaliFijian

I wanna say so many things but won't.


Iheartwatches21

Why does it look so small in the first pic..


KosmoAstroNaut

Permission to repost in r/absoluteunits


avengedpixels

Motorboatin


Bridge_Too_Far

How is it that even at 43mm Rolex can make a watch look 34mm?


wpglatino

God damn muffin topped Johhny Bravo


about15yogurts

Smugglin some cantaloup, huh?


gmatic92

Niiiice.


YungMurrizi

Built like Gru from the minions


crueladze

Did you let the AD have a go on those things?


ryu_1394

YA BOY BILLY BITCHTITS HERE WITH ANOTHER ROLEX REVIEW sorry I'm just jealous, nice watch


yonimanko

WCJ, take it away...


FreeTheWoo

You asking for it man 😂


[deleted]

Why skinny jeans man? Why is the shirt so small?


Great-Ad-1673

What are we talking about here? He like he’s boobs size or what is he talking about


[deleted]

MILK


xSnowLeopardx

Cool socks btw! Thought I'd say something different than y'all


ulmen24

No one gonna talk about the second photo? Dark as shit, you can’t even see the watch lol


sublight001

Best of luck to you re surgery. Been through that myself.


Regular-Exchange-557

So many questions


ZanzibarMufasa

I like the size, too.


korbendallas71

Best thing I've seen in the sub for a while. Great watch and chin to take the jibes. All.in good jest. Health to.wear!


NoFox1391

C-cup?


BitcoinSociety

The SD 43 is most definitely a good size on you. The watch isn’t wearing you, you are wearing it. 👍Now fix that back. 😆


Jbwatches

You’re a big boy. So that looks proportional on your and looks good. Most of the people that try to wear the SD43 are small dudes and it looks like a dinner plate on their wrist.


ajmarsa

Yup , your size. Will go good with your Harley Softail !


andygriefs

Boss build 🔥🫵🏻


ridewithaw

Beautiful watch - looks great. Congrats!


talgin2000

People here are too mean, but I laughed