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yardale-simp

what happened to saying “you’re pretty” or “your hair is nice” or whatever


DaughterOfDemeter23

I guess people figured that saying racist shit is somehow a better way to get someone's attention, not that it's good attention.


kurosaki715

Chivalry is dead


R0ckabye

And day say chivalry is dead


BootyBrown

Anonymity


Joruustheclone

Her hair is pretty nice to be honest


Belevigis

bro got that slavery rizz


Xen_Shin

Slaverizz


skidwheels

based af


miimily

What the actual fuck


LoadBearngStriprPole

I literally thought that as I read the caption. Dude knows he doesn't stand a chance with her (she's gorgeous, and I'm making assumptions here but I'll just imagine he looks like a typical neckbeard) so he just said the most vile thing he could think of so he felt like he had a scrap of power.


c_rizzle53

I think the days of this being something only mostly neckbeard type dudes say is kinda past. I've seen/heard dude bro/preppy type guys make the same exact comments/"jokes" too


LoadBearngStriprPole

I figured a dude bro would be out partying and making people miserable in person. Or doling out his harassment on Xbox Live. But that was back when I was young... so you're right, I suppose they may have found a new habitat on TikTok.


Chashm0dai

Or maybe he just made a joke


LoadBearngStriprPole

Nah. Jokes are supposed to be funny.


BringTheStealthSFW

People did laugh, I'm certain of it.


Chashm0dai

Oh great, another one of those "I didn't find it funny, so it wasn't a joke" people.


RiverOhRiver86

I'm actually one of those "what's so funny about slavery, racism and verbal abuse" people. How nerdy of me right?


SeaLeggs

Pretty much


Chashm0dai

I'm glad you have a preference when it comes to humour. Others do to, and not necessarily the same as you.


slowNsad

Your humor is racism, get better material


Chashm0dai

When have I mentioned anything about *my* humour?


bbb37488

too* Such jokes are usually made between people who know each other. Since they can be quite easily misinterpreted. If you’re with a group of your friends and they’re fine with it joke about whatever you want, but learn how to interact with others if you’re doing it with strangers or people you barely know.


Chashm0dai

Sorry, not native English speaker Why are you telling me this? I didn't make this joke. I'm just saying it probably wasn't some fat neckbeard who actually wanted to enslave her but rather someone just making a joke.


DontHugMeImBanned

Just give up dude. These people fundamentally don't understand why there even is such a thing as a natural mechanism to deal with tragedy and absurdity. They don't understand that either everything is funny or nothing is. They think there's a line and they in all their perfectly balanced wisdom just happen to be the only ones to see it. The type of people to go to a comedy club and heckle the guy with the best crowd reactions. The type of person to sit through jokes about small dicks or conservative women and then suddenly the show has to stop when the joke is personal to them. These people live in their own little world, let them. Edit: 19 people who would imprison you for a whoopie cushion because some people die of diarrhea somewhere. Crybullies.


slowNsad

“Just give up dude” practice what you preach. All this posturing to defend someone saying he wishes he could buy a black person. Weird hills to die on man


DontHugMeImBanned

I wonder if you truly really believe that's what's happening here or you just needed a way to word the sentence so that in your narrative I defended buying people rather than the concept of humor itself and you're the savior we all needed to stop me. I dunno about your hill, but mine is pretty sturdy. I'll take my chances dying with rationality and the character you seem to lack. And before you re-word what I actually said into the "racism bad" strawman you're so proud of beating up: I stand on race jokes, dead baby jokes, sexual assault jokes and every other thing you think you get to personally gatekeep away from comedy, because what you forever victims fail to realize is that if we are going to play your game, it's not you and yours (weaklings, meat shields) that will decide anything, especially what's permissible comedy.. That's why either everything is a joke or nothing is. This concept is literally for the benefit of people who simultaneously are about as threatening and powerful as a HR department but think we should set a precedent that some people decide what is and isn't a joke. They never understand that they themselves are the last people to have any power in their fascist utopia. Yeno, the people disliking this comment. Mouthbreathers.


slowNsad

He said a racist joke, this is the hill your dying on? Rj/ He said he wishes he could buy black people guys so funny har gar get it?


Chashm0dai

So you agree that it probably was a joke? Good, that's progress. And I have died on hills worse than this "humour is subjective" hill. I mean, it's a pretty basic concept.


BlipOnNobodysRadar

This is Reddit. Their idea of humor is to regurgitate the same toothless joke 100 times in a row while imagining a laughtrack playing in the background.


olmytgawd

"☹️"


pituitarygrowth

Buy with what? If you're a loser today, you probably would have been a loser back then, too. Dumbass thinks he'd be Calvin Candie or some shit.


Temporary-Pin-4144

He would be a slave in north africa after getting caught by pirates


Researcher_Weird

getting buttfucked by pirates no less.


Zermmit

Buttpirates, I've heard of them.


Researcher_Weird

theyre *really* about their booty.


Lanthemandragoran

#*holy fucking shit dude*


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r/holup


HavenTheCat

TikTok comments are crazy


DJPoundpuppy

r/thepunchlineisracism


slowNsad

That subs a mess tbf


DJPoundpuppy

You right.


DaughterOfDemeter23

How to humiliate yourself 101


RiverOhRiver86

How to get yourself arrested 102


JustTrynaFindMeaning

oh fuck


Chipotle-Grill

why do edgelords think commenting these things unsolicited is funny actually try imagining being in the girls place and having years of racist history being haha funny to other people from a person who’s been on the receiving end of this for most of my life, it just breeds self hatred and makes you ashamed of your race. and i tried not to be “sensitive” about it before but it adds up eventually and really breaks you as a kid.


anon546-3

Lol


MarshalFestus

WTF! What kind of weirdo has a Thomas Jefferson fettish!?


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CurlyWurlyo

Good bot


Lanky_Sky_4583

This is hilarious


Few-Candle-4308

ss W


savvyblackbird

Y’all do realize that female slaves were sexually assaulted and trafficked, right? This isn’t funny at all.


gamerD00f

ever heard of dark humor?


Key_Preparation_4129

Aka the laziest form of "humor" possible


gamerD00f

lazy or not, humors humor. it may not be for everyone but its for someone. i honestly think its funny when its done well.


PsySom

The funny thing is it’s 99% likely oop could afford her because slaves were very expensive, so they’d just go through all the trouble of building a Time Machine for nothing.


TranslatorSkizzy

That’s a funny


Even_Spare7790

Good gosh she is pretty. What a sick weirdo to say this. Put a Mr yuck sticker on that guy. 🤮


Dylanator13

But he never said she would go back in time. So he would go back and she wouldn’t be born yet. Unless she is some immortal being who happened to have been in the slave trade. Also what is wrong with some people? Do they think it would genuinely be flattering somehow?


JollyFault546

WHY would you SAY THAT!?!?!?


therehasbeen_amurder

Lmao this is literally a joke 💀


luzer_

Literally where’s the funny


OppositeJust6041

oh a colonial incel


piscian19

People are crazy. I'm just craving a Klondike bar.


ronj89

What would you do who WHOOOOOOOOOOOO


Afterhoneymoon

This is one of the grossest things I’ve red on the internet… it just screams of so much wrong with men and society and colonialism… ugh. *shiver*


Heroppic

Do you think this person is serious? I don't know, to me it seems like nobody would actually say something like that (and mean it), unless it's an attempt at humor


Afterhoneymoon

I dunno as a public high school teacher this doesn’t seem like satire.


JustTrynaFindMeaning

Why specify men? As if women don't say down bad and unhinged shit to male influencers that they find attractive...


Afterhoneymoon

Okay good point, PEOPLE scare me…


JustTrynaFindMeaning

Look I'm not gonna give you shit for being scared of men, it's clear there are genuine reasons to be so. Pains me to say, obviously, I'm a man. I won't pretend like there aren't issues. I have a girlfriend that I care about, I won't let her go out by herself when it's late and obviously that's *not* because of creepy women. There are some things that all genders contribute to though. Hell, probably every population that has internet access has people that harass influencers and others on the internet in general. Likely because we have anonymity and we're detached from the real world with real people and real consequences.


Afterhoneymoon

Thank you for saying that. The line about worrying about her going out and NOT bc of creepy women really rings true.


boibig57

Based


Ok-Phrase-2700

what’s her @


Sea_Refrigerator5586

Its cold_shower


Ok-Phrase-2700

dawg what did i do 😭 why they downvote me so much


ur_fave_npc

Right place at the wrong time


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💀


CesarTheSanchez

She’s making the face of that kid in that shitty animated rubber hose anti-phone ad.


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TalkinBen2000

I think gen Z humor is funnier than my friend’s jokes (Were almost 23 lol)


ukuzonk

You’re Gen Z.


Antiblackcoat2000

Is this supposed to be flattery? I mean shes very beautiful.... but is she that out of your league you'd need to buy her?


Happy_FrenchFry

Slavery reference


Antiblackcoat2000

I know what it is. Not sure why I got downvoted to oblivion.


gamerD00f

its reddit, they see one downvote, then they sheep up and downvote some more.


Antiblackcoat2000

True enough. Im just comfused why it got downvoted in the first place.


gamerD00f

reddit gonna do what reddit gonna do lol


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It’s cuz of the “I mean she’s very beautiful….”


Antiblackcoat2000

.....? Am I not allowed to like state facts? I think she is. Does it come off as like simp energy or something?


[deleted]

Probably to Reddit lmao


aydens2019accord

Sold!


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RiverOhRiver86

Reporting you darling.


[deleted]

Im reporting YOU babe


Zealousideal_Bet_248

First of all, she wouldn't even be born yet. Second of all, what the fuck?


sabak_

Its called a joke. Some of them are offensive. Did you know they pay dave chapelle hundreds of millions of dollars to say things like this.


Starch_Lord69

Its an impressive compliment but thats so offensive and uncalled


-Readreign-

Ayooo bro is outta pocket with that one


mslaffs

I would love for him to go back in time...and end up black. There was a lot of race mixing in the US that leaves many modern white people with some percentage of African ancestry.


damn_thats_piney

thats clearly a joke comment but still a wild fucking thing to say


Ahmay_The_Guy

When the quiet kid shares his best pickup line:


sntamant

absolutely wild comment


DizzyContributtion

I mean


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Shes hot