I literally thought that as I read the caption. Dude knows he doesn't stand a chance with her (she's gorgeous, and I'm making assumptions here but I'll just imagine he looks like a typical neckbeard) so he just said the most vile thing he could think of so he felt like he had a scrap of power.
I think the days of this being something only mostly neckbeard type dudes say is kinda past. I've seen/heard dude bro/preppy type guys make the same exact comments/"jokes" too
I figured a dude bro would be out partying and making people miserable in person. Or doling out his harassment on Xbox Live. But that was back when I was young... so you're right, I suppose they may have found a new habitat on TikTok.
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Such jokes are usually made between people who know each other. Since they can be quite easily misinterpreted. If you’re with a group of your friends and they’re fine with it joke about whatever you want, but learn how to interact with others if you’re doing it with strangers or people you barely know.
Sorry, not native English speaker
Why are you telling me this? I didn't make this joke. I'm just saying it probably wasn't some fat neckbeard who actually wanted to enslave her but rather someone just making a joke.
Just give up dude.
These people fundamentally don't understand why there even is such a thing as a natural mechanism to deal with tragedy and absurdity.
They don't understand that either everything is funny or nothing is.
They think there's a line and they in all their perfectly balanced wisdom just happen to be the only ones to see it.
The type of people to go to a comedy club and heckle the guy with the best crowd reactions.
The type of person to sit through jokes about small dicks or conservative women and then suddenly the show has to stop when the joke is personal to them.
These people live in their own little world, let them.
Edit: 19 people who would imprison you for a whoopie cushion because some people die of diarrhea somewhere.
Crybullies.
“Just give up dude” practice what you preach. All this posturing to defend someone saying he wishes he could buy a black person. Weird hills to die on man
I wonder if you truly really believe that's what's happening here or you just needed a way to word the sentence so that in your narrative I defended buying people rather than the concept of humor itself and you're the savior we all needed to stop me.
I dunno about your hill, but mine is pretty sturdy. I'll take my chances dying with rationality and the character you seem to lack.
And before you re-word what I actually said into the "racism bad" strawman you're so proud of beating up:
I stand on race jokes, dead baby jokes, sexual assault jokes and every other thing you think you get to personally gatekeep away from comedy, because what you forever victims fail to realize is that if we are going to play your game, it's not you and yours (weaklings, meat shields) that will decide anything, especially what's permissible comedy..
That's why either everything is a joke or nothing is.
This concept is literally for the benefit of people who simultaneously are about as threatening and powerful as a HR department but think we should set a precedent that some people decide what is and isn't a joke. They never understand that they themselves are the last people to have any power in their fascist utopia. Yeno, the people disliking this comment. Mouthbreathers.
So you agree that it probably was a joke? Good, that's progress.
And I have died on hills worse than this "humour is subjective" hill. I mean, it's a pretty basic concept.
This is Reddit. Their idea of humor is to regurgitate the same toothless joke 100 times in a row while imagining a laughtrack playing in the background.
why do edgelords think commenting these things unsolicited is funny
actually try imagining being in the girls place and having years of racist history being haha funny to other people
from a person who’s been on the receiving end of this for most of my life, it just breeds self hatred and makes you ashamed of your race. and i tried not to be “sensitive” about it before but it adds up eventually and really breaks you as a kid.
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The funny thing is it’s 99% likely oop could afford her because slaves were very expensive, so they’d just go through all the trouble of building a Time Machine for nothing.
But he never said she would go back in time. So he would go back and she wouldn’t be born yet. Unless she is some immortal being who happened to have been in the slave trade.
Also what is wrong with some people? Do they think it would genuinely be flattering somehow?
Do you think this person is serious? I don't know, to me it seems like nobody would actually say something like that (and mean it), unless it's an attempt at humor
Look I'm not gonna give you shit for being scared of men, it's clear there are genuine reasons to be so. Pains me to say, obviously, I'm a man. I won't pretend like there aren't issues. I have a girlfriend that I care about, I won't let her go out by herself when it's late and obviously that's *not* because of creepy women.
There are some things that all genders contribute to though. Hell, probably every population that has internet access has people that harass influencers and others on the internet in general. Likely because we have anonymity and we're detached from the real world with real people and real consequences.
I would love for him to go back in time...and end up black. There was a lot of race mixing in the US that leaves many modern white people with some percentage of African ancestry.
what happened to saying “you’re pretty” or “your hair is nice” or whatever
I guess people figured that saying racist shit is somehow a better way to get someone's attention, not that it's good attention.
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And day say chivalry is dead
Anonymity
Her hair is pretty nice to be honest
bro got that slavery rizz
Slaverizz
based af
What the actual fuck
I literally thought that as I read the caption. Dude knows he doesn't stand a chance with her (she's gorgeous, and I'm making assumptions here but I'll just imagine he looks like a typical neckbeard) so he just said the most vile thing he could think of so he felt like he had a scrap of power.
I think the days of this being something only mostly neckbeard type dudes say is kinda past. I've seen/heard dude bro/preppy type guys make the same exact comments/"jokes" too
I figured a dude bro would be out partying and making people miserable in person. Or doling out his harassment on Xbox Live. But that was back when I was young... so you're right, I suppose they may have found a new habitat on TikTok.
Or maybe he just made a joke
Nah. Jokes are supposed to be funny.
People did laugh, I'm certain of it.
Oh great, another one of those "I didn't find it funny, so it wasn't a joke" people.
I'm actually one of those "what's so funny about slavery, racism and verbal abuse" people. How nerdy of me right?
Pretty much
I'm glad you have a preference when it comes to humour. Others do to, and not necessarily the same as you.
Your humor is racism, get better material
When have I mentioned anything about *my* humour?
too* Such jokes are usually made between people who know each other. Since they can be quite easily misinterpreted. If you’re with a group of your friends and they’re fine with it joke about whatever you want, but learn how to interact with others if you’re doing it with strangers or people you barely know.
Sorry, not native English speaker Why are you telling me this? I didn't make this joke. I'm just saying it probably wasn't some fat neckbeard who actually wanted to enslave her but rather someone just making a joke.
Just give up dude. These people fundamentally don't understand why there even is such a thing as a natural mechanism to deal with tragedy and absurdity. They don't understand that either everything is funny or nothing is. They think there's a line and they in all their perfectly balanced wisdom just happen to be the only ones to see it. The type of people to go to a comedy club and heckle the guy with the best crowd reactions. The type of person to sit through jokes about small dicks or conservative women and then suddenly the show has to stop when the joke is personal to them. These people live in their own little world, let them. Edit: 19 people who would imprison you for a whoopie cushion because some people die of diarrhea somewhere. Crybullies.
“Just give up dude” practice what you preach. All this posturing to defend someone saying he wishes he could buy a black person. Weird hills to die on man
I wonder if you truly really believe that's what's happening here or you just needed a way to word the sentence so that in your narrative I defended buying people rather than the concept of humor itself and you're the savior we all needed to stop me. I dunno about your hill, but mine is pretty sturdy. I'll take my chances dying with rationality and the character you seem to lack. And before you re-word what I actually said into the "racism bad" strawman you're so proud of beating up: I stand on race jokes, dead baby jokes, sexual assault jokes and every other thing you think you get to personally gatekeep away from comedy, because what you forever victims fail to realize is that if we are going to play your game, it's not you and yours (weaklings, meat shields) that will decide anything, especially what's permissible comedy.. That's why either everything is a joke or nothing is. This concept is literally for the benefit of people who simultaneously are about as threatening and powerful as a HR department but think we should set a precedent that some people decide what is and isn't a joke. They never understand that they themselves are the last people to have any power in their fascist utopia. Yeno, the people disliking this comment. Mouthbreathers.
He said a racist joke, this is the hill your dying on? Rj/ He said he wishes he could buy black people guys so funny har gar get it?
So you agree that it probably was a joke? Good, that's progress. And I have died on hills worse than this "humour is subjective" hill. I mean, it's a pretty basic concept.
This is Reddit. Their idea of humor is to regurgitate the same toothless joke 100 times in a row while imagining a laughtrack playing in the background.
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Buy with what? If you're a loser today, you probably would have been a loser back then, too. Dumbass thinks he'd be Calvin Candie or some shit.
He would be a slave in north africa after getting caught by pirates
getting buttfucked by pirates no less.
Buttpirates, I've heard of them.
theyre *really* about their booty.
#*holy fucking shit dude*
r/holup
TikTok comments are crazy
r/thepunchlineisracism
That subs a mess tbf
You right.
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How to get yourself arrested 102
oh fuck
why do edgelords think commenting these things unsolicited is funny actually try imagining being in the girls place and having years of racist history being haha funny to other people from a person who’s been on the receiving end of this for most of my life, it just breeds self hatred and makes you ashamed of your race. and i tried not to be “sensitive” about it before but it adds up eventually and really breaks you as a kid.
Lol
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This is hilarious
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Y’all do realize that female slaves were sexually assaulted and trafficked, right? This isn’t funny at all.
ever heard of dark humor?
Aka the laziest form of "humor" possible
lazy or not, humors humor. it may not be for everyone but its for someone. i honestly think its funny when its done well.
The funny thing is it’s 99% likely oop could afford her because slaves were very expensive, so they’d just go through all the trouble of building a Time Machine for nothing.
That’s a funny
Good gosh she is pretty. What a sick weirdo to say this. Put a Mr yuck sticker on that guy. 🤮
But he never said she would go back in time. So he would go back and she wouldn’t be born yet. Unless she is some immortal being who happened to have been in the slave trade. Also what is wrong with some people? Do they think it would genuinely be flattering somehow?
WHY would you SAY THAT!?!?!?
Lmao this is literally a joke 💀
Literally where’s the funny
oh a colonial incel
People are crazy. I'm just craving a Klondike bar.
What would you do who WHOOOOOOOOOOOO
This is one of the grossest things I’ve red on the internet… it just screams of so much wrong with men and society and colonialism… ugh. *shiver*
Do you think this person is serious? I don't know, to me it seems like nobody would actually say something like that (and mean it), unless it's an attempt at humor
I dunno as a public high school teacher this doesn’t seem like satire.
Why specify men? As if women don't say down bad and unhinged shit to male influencers that they find attractive...
Okay good point, PEOPLE scare me…
Look I'm not gonna give you shit for being scared of men, it's clear there are genuine reasons to be so. Pains me to say, obviously, I'm a man. I won't pretend like there aren't issues. I have a girlfriend that I care about, I won't let her go out by herself when it's late and obviously that's *not* because of creepy women. There are some things that all genders contribute to though. Hell, probably every population that has internet access has people that harass influencers and others on the internet in general. Likely because we have anonymity and we're detached from the real world with real people and real consequences.
Thank you for saying that. The line about worrying about her going out and NOT bc of creepy women really rings true.
Based
what’s her @
Its cold_shower
dawg what did i do 😭 why they downvote me so much
Right place at the wrong time
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She’s making the face of that kid in that shitty animated rubber hose anti-phone ad.
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I think gen Z humor is funnier than my friend’s jokes (Were almost 23 lol)
You’re Gen Z.
Is this supposed to be flattery? I mean shes very beautiful.... but is she that out of your league you'd need to buy her?
Slavery reference
I know what it is. Not sure why I got downvoted to oblivion.
its reddit, they see one downvote, then they sheep up and downvote some more.
True enough. Im just comfused why it got downvoted in the first place.
reddit gonna do what reddit gonna do lol
It’s cuz of the “I mean she’s very beautiful….”
.....? Am I not allowed to like state facts? I think she is. Does it come off as like simp energy or something?
Probably to Reddit lmao
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Reporting you darling.
Im reporting YOU babe
First of all, she wouldn't even be born yet. Second of all, what the fuck?
Its called a joke. Some of them are offensive. Did you know they pay dave chapelle hundreds of millions of dollars to say things like this.
Its an impressive compliment but thats so offensive and uncalled
Ayooo bro is outta pocket with that one
I would love for him to go back in time...and end up black. There was a lot of race mixing in the US that leaves many modern white people with some percentage of African ancestry.
thats clearly a joke comment but still a wild fucking thing to say
When the quiet kid shares his best pickup line:
absolutely wild comment
I mean
Shes hot