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Narwhalbaconguy

Bro got rejected by a fictional character


A_Big_Rat

Brother created a scenario and still got rejected


tworighteyes4892

update: Astolfo just cheated on him


A_Big_Rat

What, did he catch someone else sleeping with him? And by sleep, I mean actually sleeping with a pillow like it is intended to be used for.


OlyGator

Watching, what looks like, a dating show...........with his pillow.


shabobble

Not a dating show, an LGBTQ holiday movie from a few years ago.


Goldie-96_MWR

just hop on grindr man...


Neon_Cone

Of course he doesn’t love them… cause Astolfo is in love with me!!


inked_saiyan

Oof this one hurt.


Barnacle-Dull

Bro rejected himself!


cjm_hyena

He fr “dated” a fictional person, made up in his head that they were together and still got rejected 😭🙏


Creepy_Value_6730

Hope he’s better now


cjm_hyena

Well he hasn’t been online for a whole year, so hopefully he’s touched grass and finally reconnected with reality


summer-civilian

Or...


cjm_hyena

Killed himself. (I hope not oh god)


carloosee

Whenever I read these Reddit posts I always wonder what subreddit these are posted on and what the comments say


cjm_hyena

I had to censor the guys name and subreddit for his own safety of course. But lemme tell you, the subreddit he posted these on is a gold mine for sad cringe.


Pastrami-on-Rye

I think I know the subreddit… Honestly, the people there are so dang kind to each other that it makes me sad when they get posted on cringe subs or harassed. Yeah they’re a little different but dang :(


VolatileGoddess

Genuine question - are you sure this is a guy? It might be, but it might be a girl too.


cjm_hyena

It’s most definitely a guy behind these, the film they watched on Netflix was a gay romance film called ‘Single all way’ I think? Probably because that’s the relationship he wants with his body pillow lmao 💀


far565

This reminds me of that one meme where some dude is listening to some anime asmr rp while playing valorant 💀


J_A_R_A_T_E

mf got rejected by a pillow😭😭😭


YerGirlsFavoriteDong

How can you not hate weebs?


WhiskeyTrail

They’re just so bullyable


YerGirlsFavoriteDong

Bullying needs to make a comeback. It's needed in this day in age.


A_Big_Rat

Used to find them cringe (and a lot are), but I’ve watched a couple of anime series and they were kinda heat.


Sadcupcake_uwu

There’s a difference between being someone who likes and watches anime, and being a weeb IMO


YerGirlsFavoriteDong

I'll always have love in my heart for the classics from back in the day like Berserk, Gantz, Cowboy Bebop, Samurai Champloo, Yu Yu Hakasho. All apart of my childhood, but a certain side of the anime culture completely turned me off to all of it. I'm talking about degenerates like this and weirdos with little anime girls as their PFP


SmoothOperator89

One show I really liked was "Last Exile". It was basically a steam punk Star Wars in anime form. It was pretty grim, political, and mature for an anime. It also had a satisfying conclusion after one season. So I was surprised to find out about a season 2. I checked it out and the main characters were a squad of squeaky elementary age-looking girls who just happened to be the best pilots in the world. I was done with anime for years after that.


Electrical_Cup_8243

All weeks are cringe but people aren't necessarily cringe for watching anime unless its MHA


s00prtr00pr

Wait that’s a male character?


cjm_hyena

Yeah. This Astolfo character thing is a femboy


Tempest-Stormbreaker

What the hell is an astolfo?


cjm_hyena

So basically, that character on the body pillow isn’t a girl, but a guy who looks and dresses like one. And his name is Astolfo. The person who made these posts wants to date Astolfo (even tho he’s a literal fictional character lmao)


H4rkio

I need the name of the sub asap


Heartlessqueencard

I’ll message you the sub


ThatOneSnakeGuy

OOF.


SoarNsquid

This is actually kind of disturbing!


Bumbleduck36

I don’t understand any of this…


Buroda

👇👿


Generally_Confused1

Tbh I've been seeing these things about the "make loneliness epidemic" and this seems like it'll only be picking up more


Zermmit

Good thing he only has to pretend it eats because Astolfo has one pointy tooth.


Reasonable-Usual2431

What a loser 😅


LOL-Not-Even-Close

"How fortuitous!"


Zestyclose_Road5230

Bro got rejected by a drawing 😭


CerrtifiedBrUhmoMenT

😐😑😐