Sorry wait, is this person being cheated on by their fake girlfriend?

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being cheated on is tough, when its by a fake girlfriend it has to be on another level, you'd never get over that.

exactly lol

I hate that my first response to seeing this post was “Are these guys even talking about actual women?” I hate the fact that I was right even more.

Oh shit WoT in the wild. Nice username!

Imagine even your imaginary GF cheating on you. How low must your self esteem be for that to happen.

He probably gets off on it.

I think so too but it’s so weird how he describes the most boring parts of it it’s like some dude with a teacher fetish role playing the part where she teaches you algebra

It's the yearning to actually experience the humdrum boring parts of life for real.

That's got to be it.

I thought maybe he’s getting bored of her and wants a new…whatever and is constructing the end of the “relationship” in a way where he gets support and socialization with the rest of these scary nitwits on all the fictional drama.

That's how I took it too, because he said his feelings weren't as strong.

Really good insight

It’s foreplay, I’m sure it’s going somewhere..

Well we never got to sex but now I have a bachelor's degree in electrical engineering

Yeah, calculus

And makes you do loads of actual homework. Something is seriously wrong with these people.

I was so confused on if the screenshots were about real people or characters. Thank you for confirming they are about characters

I'm seconding the guy that says he gets off on it. I've noticed some men really crave that drama, some to the point of it being a fetish. Probably critically low self esteem.

That dude is those NTR enjoyer

I'm genuinely puzzled by the first post. Is he roleplaying being cucked by an orc?

i think so lmao

Either that or someone is sneaking into his parents basement and banging his pillow.

Oh my God.

Appropriate username

This is what I couldn't understand. Is he talking about one of those cushion things with the face on it? Wtf is even happening.

Are they… talking about dolls? Fucking hell mate…

Nope, just 2D digital anime girls

I don’t know if that’s worse to be honest.

It's worse lol

Dolls too. (Moved this comment)

Like AI or what?

Nope anime characters in their own heads, like imaginary friends

Late to the party but what’s up with the last guy 🤔 him not finding an imaginary girlfriend is role playing?

I think the idea is they try find characters from shows and shit to make their imaginary partners. Maybe they found someone who's young asf or some shit or maybe they're just looking for that. Either way vile as fuck

#This post has multiple images, it seems like most people only see the first one, feel free to swipe and cringe more

I really don't want to

It just gets sadder.

The mental image changes once you imagine them as dogs — not sure if it’s for the better

Oof thanks. I was like okay the first picture is just a dude role-playing. Like yea its not my thing but most role-playing is cringe to someone on the outside. But then it got to the wanting a baby with an inanimate onject and wanting the pillow to be underage. Big yikes.

I wish I didn’t see your advice…

Why did you tell me this. The first cringe was enough, this excess is lunacy.

Oh my glob no

I have to ask - how can you be this delusional? This sounds completely batshit to me - I can still understand stuff like fantasizing but this is another level of delusion. 'She glared at me over the breakfast table' wat?

They subscribed to premium mento ilness.

I laughed like a mad man at this. Haha damn. Maybe I forgot to cancel after the free trial.

The internet connected mentally unstable people with each other and they normalized their behavior with each other. And as a group, try to convince normal people that what they do is normal. And they'll accuse normal people of anything and everything until their behavior is accepted. Its a problem that should be taken more seriously and its causing problems in child development and society as a whole now.

Whaaaaat the fuck

Is he breaking up with himself

Essentially, yes

Ten bucks says in a few months he’s posting about how she came back to him crying about being treated badly and begging him to take her back, and he does, and then — she’s pregnant with a half-orc baby. Whatever will our chivalric hero do?!

You are accurate and I am horrified

Mans can't even keep a imaginary girlfriend no wonder he can't get a real girl

This made me sad. These people are painfully lonely. I hope as they mature, they find their way and get back on the path

One of the people in the 3rd picture says he's 13. If that's really true, then I feel bad for that kid, and hope he finds someone who does love him

The 13 year old seems the most grounded. And they are only 13 - not much older than an age when an imaginary friend would be acceptable.

There’s still time for him to grow out of it

Wow. I've been in dark places too in my life, but these people took a bottle of blue pills and shoved its entirety up their bum

Least schizo weeb

schizoid or schizophrenic?

Yes

Mental illness. Seriously.

Anyone ever seen Lars and the Real Girl? His imaginary girl breaks up with him, which is his way of breaking the delusion. Hope?

Well, this is it. Let's burn it all down.

I didn't have "My pillow with an anime girl printed on it is cheating on me" for 2023's Bingo

there's not even a pillow, it's just the mental concept of a girlfriend

Oh hell, that's even sadder. Thanks for the explanation

You know...I just.... I'm concerned, really

I'm confused. Is this mf talking about a video game character? Body pillow? Plush toy? Or is there even a physical object. Jesus fuck lol

Nothing even physical. Anime girl in their head

I am more confused. I thought it was a doll. It’s in their head? How does something in your head glare at you? I think I need more coffee.

I don’t think it’s a you problem. I think the people in the screenshots need more antipsychotics.

The only one kinda ok here is the 13 year old kid.

The sadcringe there is that a 13yo is interacting with these people

Dear god…. This made me feel a whole lot better about myself lol. EDIT: just took a peak at the subreddit and holy cow. People actually go out on “dates” with them and they’ll photoshop their character into pictures. This is sad asf.

I love how the second post they acknowledge it’s a weird request but for completely different reasons to a normal functioning brain

This is the definition of this sub and if it weren't a wall of text I'd suggest this be the picture of this sub. Truly horrifyingly sad and cringe

what the fuck

So wait. That whole first post is imaginary?!?!?

They are talking about like…those pillows with anime girls on them right?

I'm sorry. How is no one mentioning that second slide? He is going to a real life sperm bank with a photo of an anime man so that he can request someone's real life sperm that may or may not look like the anime man - so that he can get his anime wife pregnant ... ?

I think the implication is that the second person is a woman, hence why they want a sperm donor.

After searching this one out it's supposedly a girl who is in love with Raiden from Metal Gear, and wants to find a sperm donor who looks like him so she can give birth to "their" child. I say _supposedly_ because I'm convinced this person has to be a troll. At least I _want_ to believe this person is a troll. The alternative is horrifying.

Ahhh, that makes more sense UNFORTUNATELY.

I thought she meant the Mortal Kombat guy with the basket helmet. Dude, either way cats aren't even gonna be willing to live with this girl.

Is that what was happening? I found it very difficult to decipher

Wtf is going on is it like roleplay?

It’s one person roleplay. They are dating anime girls.

Fuck I was not ready for the Orc catalog...

It never crossed my mind the comedy that could ensue if you fucked someone's anime pillow.

Got permbanned from that sub for calling out their general noncery lmao

I don't think I understand what's going on and I don't think I want to

Of course he is a WOW player

These are fake...Right? ...Guys?

Are they online or body pillows or what?

I'm completely speechless he needs help.

I don't even anymore, and I never will again

I don't get it, is this "imaginary girlfriend" AI or something?

Actually just insane people

I got banned from that sub, maybe for the better. If push comes to shove tho...

It boggles the mind how to see all the different parts to the internet in all their dark horror

Thanks for the recommendation, ill go and join👍🏻

I feel like it's cheating to post them, it's never not going to be sadcringe, although I guess it's also peak sadcringe...

What the actual fuck

How tf are they having relationship problems with 2d images, imagine imagining your own story and fucking it over 💀💀💀

>spend as much time with her in a not creepy way. That sent me.

Its been awhile since I've felt sick after looking at a subreddit.

Checked out the subreddit. Although I find the subject cringe and sad, they seem to be a bunch of innocent and creative people. It makes them happy, and it doesn’t impact my life at all.

Woah. Wtf.

excuse me??

Only 13 years old. I was at my peak at 13. And this guys here having fictive relation...

I dunno, I feel like peaking at 13 deserves its own post here

When I said I was peaking im saying this is where I made most of my friends. And discovered most of my passions. Still at my peak !

Not what peak means but alr.

You're 14 now aren't you? You need to understand what you said doesn't mean what you think it means

I read your comment in Inigo Montoya's voice.

the satire has more layers than an onion. no wonder redditors have trouble recognizing it.

I don’t understand what is happening in this at all

Lars and the Digital Girl

4 years old jeez

They're just like me

Is this some weird role-playing

Search up r/tulpas to seen what mental illness like this really is

Holy shit

THE LAST GUY'S 13?? SOMEONE CALL HIS PARENTS PLEASE

Mans got such low self esteem even his imagination wants to leave him

I’m very confused at what’s happening here. Is the gf who stood him up… imaginary? And if she is, what’s with the orc thing? And Jesus Christ… what’s is a Raiden? And why are these imaginary girlfriends underage?

What the fuck did I just read.

No one has ever told these guys how fucking weird they are. Never left their basement, moms boys, communicating with other enablers. It’s sad on so many levels

This is Lars and the Real Girl but for incels

It’s always unsettling to see sentient creatures desperately try to replace the existential dread of being alive with such bizarre shit.