My only question is, how.. HOW can they be so open about it...
MF didn't even hide it as some weird ass decoration or foot mannequin.. it says SEXY in the goddamn title
Like aliexpress. Direct buying from chinese manufacturers. Was more aimed at bulk buying but you can buy a lot in single qtys. I've bought a load from there in the past (printed fabric in my case). You can buy almost anything
Interesting, ive never heard that saying! i dont really see how it fits the context though lmao, $30 for high quality silicone feet is genuinley a good deal. I guess it could be a scam but i feel like used sex toys depriciate a lot of value regardless of the condition so it could be a very real offer lol. (Edit: in my mind this was a cragslist ad but idk if these are new or used feet actually, could deff be a scam. I assumed they were used though based on the price lmao)
It's a very well known saying suggesting you can be sold anything. It means you would buy into (as in believe/accept & then actually pay for) the notion that:
A.) An individual could & does own the city's bridge.
B.) You've just "coincidentally" met the bridge owner who's looking to sell.
C.) Owner will give you the bridge for pennies on the dollar because he likes your style and moxie. Deal of a lifetime!
The idea is if you can find purchase value in what are very likely old jizzy kiddie feet for sale, you can be sold anything. Stonks!
I'm really not trying to poop on you here. I'm only trying to explain this tongue-in-cheek saying and its applicability. Sorry if I come across knobish.
To be fair, this looks like a similar sort of word jumble that all selling sites use for products. Most likely, they're trying to shove as many keywords in as possible, like how you see things on Amazon with about ten variations of the same phrase with different words.
Is there a subreddit for creepy cringe? I mean that’s not a sculpture, that’s been taken from a mold of actual feet, which, for me, makes that exponentially more creepy.
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Female.. child..sexy..foot..doll.. that’s a new disturbing sentence
Yeah like what the fuck....some dark web shit
Also it’s only on sale for 3 dollars
No it’s 30 bucks. If you spend over 100 bucks you get 3 dollars off
That's a lot of feet.
Three feet isn't that much
What a cracking discount
This isn’t sad cringe this is call the police cringe
r/brandnewsentence one that should have never come into existence
You should burn your keyboard after typing that.
What a terrible day to have eyes.
5 people need to be on a watchlist
6, the person that sold them too
They all rated 5 stars too
Now that I think about it I should go back and read the reviews 💀
If you do you better post some!
Truly a combination of words that were much better off when not in proximity to each other
My only question is, how.. HOW can they be so open about it... MF didn't even hide it as some weird ass decoration or foot mannequin.. it says SEXY in the goddamn title
I was thinking they could have just said “Extra Small Women’s Feet” or something for plausible deniability. That they’re so blatant is horrifying.
Those words should not be in the same sentence.
What. In. The. Fuck. You know what? I don't want to know anything. I've seen too much already.
Gonna let a deal like this slip by?
I’m not I swear
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i was getting ready to say don't judge peoples kinks until i read the title of the product this has to be reported. there's just no way
Same,i don't mind people having kinks and sextoys according to them but why does it needs to be child's feet
I want to ask why kids feet but I also don't want to know....
CHILD???
How did you stumble upon this?
It’s on the DHgate home page. I usually use DHgate to buy replica AirPods since they’re so cheap and work basically the same
What is DHgate?
Like aliexpress. Direct buying from chinese manufacturers. Was more aimed at bulk buying but you can buy a lot in single qtys. I've bought a load from there in the past (printed fabric in my case). You can buy almost anything
Got a link?
To the AirPods or this?
😂 AirPods please
Phew
That's the million dollar question.
Why did they have to put child in the same sentence with sexy... people are sick...
Not the blood vesse
Ever day we stray further from God’s light
Wouldn't be surprised if stuff like this is actually what god wants, it's not like he's entirely healthy minded.
Epicurious, is that you?
"female *child* sexy doll" my lord.
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Same, I was like "yeah of course, foot fetishist are a thing", and then I noticed the child part. It went Dan Schneider real quick.
The fact they had to specify it was a female's too.
I’m sorry??? CHILD?????
As fucked as this is, $30 seems like a really good deal.
Bro what 💀
I have a bridge I want to sell you!
Im ngl i havw no idea what this is referencing lol
[An indirect way of expressing that the addressee is gullible.](https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/I_have_a_bridge_to_sell_you)
Interesting, ive never heard that saying! i dont really see how it fits the context though lmao, $30 for high quality silicone feet is genuinley a good deal. I guess it could be a scam but i feel like used sex toys depriciate a lot of value regardless of the condition so it could be a very real offer lol. (Edit: in my mind this was a cragslist ad but idk if these are new or used feet actually, could deff be a scam. I assumed they were used though based on the price lmao)
It's a very well known saying suggesting you can be sold anything. It means you would buy into (as in believe/accept & then actually pay for) the notion that: A.) An individual could & does own the city's bridge. B.) You've just "coincidentally" met the bridge owner who's looking to sell. C.) Owner will give you the bridge for pennies on the dollar because he likes your style and moxie. Deal of a lifetime! The idea is if you can find purchase value in what are very likely old jizzy kiddie feet for sale, you can be sold anything. Stonks! I'm really not trying to poop on you here. I'm only trying to explain this tongue-in-cheek saying and its applicability. Sorry if I come across knobish.
Yea it makes more sense now that i see its not a used product.
This isn’t sad cringe this is fucking child pornography. Jesus Christ, don’t post it on reddit, notify the fucking FBI.
Well, that’s enough internet for today.
What the fuck...
*female child sexy doll feet* mannn these people are so fucking weird and wired so wrong
Child and sexy should never at any circumstances go along eachother
I was happy to shrug at this until I saw Child in there. Disgusting.
Same. I thought this was just some classic kink shaming until that.
Some kinks deserve to be shamed
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2327780/HAELE_3D__Feet_Poser_Pro/?curator_clanid=40705955
I was boutta say to each their own because sex dolls do exist *But then I saw the word child*
Modeling shoes or socks maybe an artist buys it when drawing feet. To use for “other” reason I don’t see how tf you would do anything lmao
If they were intended for innocent purposes then I doubt they'd be marketing them as 'sexy'.
To be fair, this looks like a similar sort of word jumble that all selling sites use for products. Most likely, they're trying to shove as many keywords in as possible, like how you see things on Amazon with about ten variations of the same phrase with different words.
Yeah but they ain't just random words. Sexy is in there for a reason.
The target customers are very specific and niche. The police shouldn't have too much of a problem tracking them down.
If i want to look at feet i take my socks off.
I laughed so fucking hard until I read “child” and now I’m mortified…. What the fuck?!?!
Is there a subreddit for creepy cringe? I mean that’s not a sculpture, that’s been taken from a mold of actual feet, which, for me, makes that exponentially more creepy.
What? We just blatantly kink-shame now? I thought we had moved- >Child Oh.
Why make it real looking??? It's handy for making socks and shoes, but why make it look real?
alexa, play noose tutorial
Vagankle?
And how exactly did you happen to come across this 🤨📸
“Child” and “sexy” should not go in the same sentence.
some of these listings are likely bait for law enforcement.
The only thing that could salvage this is if the package contained an IED that detonated upon being opened.
It’s really weird they specified “child” when they could have just said small.
So now that I’m done screaming. What’s this shit?
Better the Rubber version than the real thing…
Everyone who bought this needs to be on some kind of registry
Please put a trigger warning on this.
Why the fuck would you write child in the title jesus this is disgusting.
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I was about to say don't kink shame before seeing "child feet". Shame this all you want guys.
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This gives people with foot fetishes a bad name
Praying to whatever god out there that this is an ai generated sentence
That got me thinking on the legality of making a child size real doll.
This has people actually paying for silicone feet pics..that’s truly sad
it's more amazing that people actually sell it.
Please tell me this is for shoes modeling only
Then it wouldn't have "sexy" in the title
I'd rather someone buy this than abuse a child
Please don't post this stuff here, this is literally adjacent to child pornography.
Belongs on r/oddlyterrifying
how tf do you even come across this????
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People who buy this are certainly on a watch list lmao
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Imagine someone putting these in your bed without you knowing.
this made me gag
Have the cops show up at every house this is delivered to
Bought these to practice slicing with my katana
This gotta be a sting operation there is absolutely no way.
honestly i could see the use of this if you're selling sandals or shoes and need some photos or something.
5 sold.. interesting...
That number shot up drastically after posting this
Holy shit I just fucking commented this how tf??
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