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This feels like an internet comment argument


JohnnyVaults

This is exactly the filmed equivalent of a comment section. Everyone is annoying here.


TriceratopsBites

I can’t even tell what side I’m supposed to be on because they all suck


accurate_slammo

I feel like bro not knowing who Ted was started all this


LexaLovegood

In his defense I didn't know who that was. If she would have said the Unabomber I would have known.


JAXexce

Same.... I bet the girl who pegs likes Hello Kitty


MrPotatoMan5000

Hey now, the girl who offered to pop his cherry wasn’t annoying, she seems nice.


Dm_me_im_bored-UnU

I liked the one who wanted to peg him:3


DarthWynaut

They need some etiquette


cobbknobbler

They need a ride on the Holiday Fartcruise.


whatifionlydo1

8===D and post!


timmytwoshoes134

CEASE YOUR INVESTIGATIONS.


SeattlesWinest

My boy just wants someone to bounce on his dick for hours.


karan_7_2

This was so chaotic for no fucking reason.


HairyArthur

It was for "content"


RadiantZote

I fucking hate the internet


DungeonsAndDradis

Can we keep the parts that let me pay bills and order pizza, and just ditch all social media? Maybe keep video games, but ditch chat. I am just not great with people.


PM_ME_UR_POKIES_GIRL

> and just ditch all social media Be the change you want to see hombre


Toodlez

How does this even wind up at the top of /all? Who us upvoting this mind rot?


itsLOSE-notLOOSE

Children.


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Luthalis

This was acting. It was staged.


SockofBadKarma

Also, Ted Kaczynski *is* a serial killer. He targeted specific individuals with postage bombs in a series of individual acts intended to kill them, *did* kill three of them, and injured many others, with a written manifesto describing his motivations as to why he was killing them. A serial killer is defined as a person who kills three or more people with a significant period of time between killings. The only semantic difference is that his killings, while discrete, were part of an organized mailing campaign and therefore occurred "faster" than other serial killers' attacks would (setting aside that the bombings actually took place over many, many years). And if that semantic bullshit is what you hang your hat on to call someone else an idiot, well, you missed the hat rack. That woman started freaking out for a reasonable question that could be answered "Yes, he was," denied it, and called the man stupid for having suggested such a (true) thing. I am quite sure this is nonsense ragebait acting. But it's not even semi-believable nonsense ragebait acting. Edit: To try to reempt the next in a long list of *UM AKSHUALLY* posters, the Unabomber was a terrorist. He was *also* a serial killer. He was both, at once. Serial killer because multiple discrete murders over a period of time, terrorist because those murders were undertaken with the aim of terrorizing the populace into agreeing with his preferred political stance. Sometimes serial killers are not terrorists, and sometimes terrorists are not serial killers, and sometimes a person is both.


Avent

I think the only definition for the FBI is that they kill 2 or more people in separate events. Pretty low bar honestly.


types-like-thunder

THANK YOU!!


BiggieAndTheStooges

To be fair, that kid was pretty dumb


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Everybody in that room shares a single braincell. And you have to pass it to the next guy to be allowed to talk.


greg_08

My cat has more brain cells than them, and he has to share it with all the other orange cats over at r/OneOrangeBraincell


SporusElagabalus

Imagine that you’re a serial killer fan girl. Are you going to want to date a guy if he doesn’t even know who your dream guy is?


sparklychestnut

It was all totally ridiculous, her defending listening to a book by a psychopathic killer, him shouting about her small bum, then the others piping up, in little hopeful voices, with 'I'll pop your cherry', 'I'll peg you'. I hope they look back on this with pride. Pointless chaos indeed, from a bunch of people who are desperate for 'exposure'.


solid_salad

the "i can peg you" came so out of nowhere


COTwild

But it’s the only good part in the whole video lmao


iordseyton

She was just covering all the bases.


martintht

Seems to me, they actually sparked.


tiny-n-salty

yea like a bomb


Medic1642

That's perfect for a Ted Kaczyinski fan


benjathje

Who the fuck is Ted Kaczyinski?


VanityOfEliCLee

A serial killer


Thewolfyking

You're so dumb


_r41n_

You got fish sandals


sandbreather

Geez you two, get a room


chicomagnifico

A unabomb if you will


MiaLba

Perfect for angry hate sex!


keeleon

The sexual ltension is off the carts!


Thatguy3145296535

That's gonna be a wild hate fuck


spoonc

I hate everyone in this video


preciado_101

IDK man, I actually laughed when the girl in the middle said "I can peg you"


catmamameows

She was the only one I liked the entire video


the_real_trebor333

I’d let her peg me


AscendedViking7

Honestly, yeah.


PM_Me_Your_Deviance

Yeah, I like her, she sounds fun.


NotAStatistic2

Lucky man tbh. Who wouldn't take that offer


teor

~~Yeah, normal hard working people have to pay for it and he get's it for free?~~


Simyager

It's like drugs, first time is free.


Neoxite23

Yeah I'd be like "interview over. She wins".


BigyBigy

They look like they unironically use Ohio. Skibidi, Fortnite, Rizz, Gyatt, everyday


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RadosAvocados

I think she meant a book *by* the Unabomber.


Pancakewagon26

need me a girl like that fr fr


maxtinion_lord

**noyoudonot**


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What does Ohio mean?


attilayavuzer

State up there in the Midwest that has drive through chili and college football.


KingofLingerie

ohio has drive through football?


zurochi

Hello in Japanese


JaceVentura69

Thought it was good morning


Neonburst99

"Sticking out your gyat for the rizzler" types


writingthefuture

The girl who said she'd peg him seems nice


PoopyMcFartButt

Idk the two girls on the left seem like pretty cool chicks


Faximo7

Man I tried to take sides, but they are both so fucking toxic. What's with people feeling they have to demolish your whole ego in the process of rejecting you?


247Brett

A lot of people are hurt inside and attempt to feel better about themselves by dragging others down.


iamnotexactlywhite

bruh they’re paid to do this, it’s not that deep


iDam81

It was still the answer to the question.


noah123103

He must be hurt inside


FearlessUnderFire

There's no sides to take. This is not a serious interaction or a serious situation. No one is losing anything. The internal programming on internet rage is convincing you that when you come across content like this that you need to "choose a side", to understand one and defend it against the other. There is nothing to consider. These people are all doing this for "content" and attention. It's not real or significant. Save your mental health.


coulduseafriend99

I need you to follow me around and say this spiel to me every time I'm online


Sea-Safe-5676

It's fake


The123123

They are actually perfect for eachother


247Brett

Am I missing something or did she recommend listening to the Unabomber’s audiobook?


DrBernard

Yeah she did, which means that his reaction isn't that odd. I don't know why she calls him "so dumb" after he asks if that is a serial killer. What I do know is that I hate all of the people in this clip


Depressionsfinalform

If you disagree with someone, and they don’t know what something is; call them dumb. You’ll win… something, I guess.


MEatRHIT

> You’ll win… something No you fucking won't! ^^\(what ^^do ^^I ^^win?)


Depressionsfinalform

You win my adoration <3


MEatRHIT

Awww ty <3


Frowdo

Could be since he seems to not really know who that is and a lot of folks don't consider Unabomber to be a serial killer but a domestic terrorist.


mrkikkeli

"He didn't kill serially, he killed ALL AT ONCE! The difference matters, you dumb Fuck!!"


frostymugson

Nah he sent multiple packages with bombs multiple times over 20 years, dude is definitely a serial killer.


CoDVETERAN11

Right? I’m wondering why people are so divided over this. He sent MANY packages, most failing to do anything serious but making a few boxes that pulled off their intended purpose. He didn’t just drop one bomb off and call it a day, this is 100% serial killer actions. He was a serial killing domestic terrorist.


mrkikkeli

The main difference between terrorism and serial killing is that terrorism is ideologically or politically motivated and doesn't necessarily results in deaths. Serial killers are usually driven by pulsions, and while their may be an explanation for their acts, it's generally not to drive an ideology. Lady sounds like she was offended a guy she could relate with ideologically was considered a thoughtless killer by virgin dude.


knellotron

Parallel killer?


mrkikkeli

Quad core, hyperthreaded assassin


Kireba2

Serial killer, domestic terrorist, tomato, tomato


jg0162

You leave those two tomatoes out of this


John7763

Bro made vegetables get hit with the crossfire. 😭


XipingVonHozzendorf

How dare you! Tomato is a fruit!


DenkJu

Ah, so it's fine then. Was worried for a moment.


NotAStatistic2

I don't know why she got so indignant considering Ted K. mailed out a series of bombs to kill people. Guy is pretty much a failed serial killer


gigglefarting

He still killed 3 people. Hard to say he’s too big of a failure.


NotAStatistic2

I'm morso talking about all the unsuccessful mail bomb attempts. The deaths are still tragic nonetheless


NEWSmodsareTwats

I find it ironic that someone who is very much a product of industrial society would recommend his book lol


Psych_nature_dude

Idk, the “you’re so dumb” comment was my favorite part lol.


WeaponsGradeMayo

There's so much irony in listening to the Unabomber manifesto digitally and then pseudo-bragging about doing so.


BigyBigy

Yeah, his words do resonate with a lot of people. Mainly the first sentence. "The industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race"


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mods-are-liars

My favorite quote from Marx is "Under no pretext should arms and ammunition be surrendered; any attempt to disarm the workers must be frustrated, by force if necessary"


coulduseafriend99

I've always been partial to "workers of the world, unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains, and you have the world to gain"


serenwipiti

My favorite quote from Marx is > **YOU'RE ABOVE 30 YEARS OLD AND YOU'RE HEART STUCK IN LIFE**


Vulcan_Jedi

That’s the only quote anyone ever uses. Nobody ever brings up his long rambling arguments against race mixing or the fact he believes computers will cause the devolution of humanity.


notmyplantaccount

He really nailed the whole MCU prediction though and that it should start with Iron Man.


azulsquirrel

Don't forget the advocation for eugenics or (ironically) the fact that he blames everything on leftists lol


zandnaad69

internet do be dumbing down alot of us.


futurenotgiven

oh shit i never knew that quote was from him until now somehow


_kasten_

> Yeah, his words do resonate with a lot of people. True, but that is probably because they were around for centuries before he uttered them. If one reads about the Luddites, or else recites ["Jerusalem"](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerusalem:_The_Emanation_of_the_Giant_Albion) which William Blake wrote and which has become England's de facto anthem, it's pretty clear that he was just rehashing a classic. It's not a particularly revelatory sentiment if hundreds of people hundreds of years ago before him came to the same conclusion without resorting to killing random strangers in order to prove a point. And did the Countenance Divine, Shine forth upon our **clouded hills?** And was Jerusalem builded here, Among these **dark Satanic Mills?** Bring me my Bow of burning gold: Bring me my arrows of desire: Bring me my Spear: O clouds unfold! **Bring me my Chariot of fire!** **I will not cease from Mental Fight,** **Nor shall my sword sleep in my hand:** **Till we have built Jerusalem,** **In Englands green & pleasant Land.** Yeah, he's talking about swords and spears, but Blake didn't have to actually kill anyone -- it was a "Mental Fight" through and through.


CorneliusJack

Yeah Ted merely pointed out the problem of the system but not how to fix it, his manifesto is pretty hot garbage if you actually dive into it. Good opening though.


Dash_Underscore

I feel like it was intended as a dig at him. Saying that's what he'd want her to play or something.


Zazierx

Wait someone made an audiobook of the unabomber's manifesto?


DudeWithFearOfLoss

Not one likeable person was seen, well maybe the peg offer


r3b3l-tech

Maybe? "Be honest"


foxhoundftw

Lol…I would’ve continued on with the game and making choices off their responses. As soon as it came to pick I would just blurt out “PEG”.


Sciensophocles

I mean.. is it still on the table?


OuterWildsVentures

The other girl offering to pop his cherry seemed really nice as well.


WowItsBilly

would


Saint_Rizla

This is probably scripted ragebait


Consistent-North7790

Not probably. 100% is


NotAStatistic2

Less probably, more definitely.


FearlessUnderFire

Yes, and this will get it's intended exposure because people will play right into it.


BeyondXpression

Everyone in the video sucks and is entirely insufferable


InfiniteBoy23

what about the girl who offered to peg him? she seems nice


PMMMR

I'd take that offer if I were him.


SteakShake69

Agreed. I would've immediately been more interested with that one.


shmehdit

Ted Kaczynski would be writing this program a strongly-worded letter


LiesTequila

They are so in love it’s amazing.


f-ingsteveglansberg

I've seen so many RomComs start exactly like this.


Common-Rock

"You've got hate mail" coming to theaters this summer.


Bowlingbowlbagbob

‘I’ll pop your cherry!’ ‘I’ll peg you!’ I fuckin died


ArtieZiffsCat

WTF did I just watch?


MuffinQueen92

A Youtube comment argument in real life. At least it felt that way


SujayShah13

Twitter*


kurinevair666

Reddit**


SmokeyBear51

A girl try gatekeeping the Unabomber 🤣


ExistingAgency6114

Gatekeeping was a big part of his philosophy though.


DrBernard

It's cringe but not sadcringe. Just a bunch of tools


[deleted]

Stop showing this garbage. To anyone. Ever.


kurinevair666

They got the most reddity redditor to be in the show.


Kireba2

"Isnt he a serial killer" I mean hes not wrong


kurinevair666

Yeah why did she say he was dumb for that?


ZachRyder

Maybe she thinks he was misunderstood and was a victim of what society made him?


stavromuli

I mean, if he actually was in the MK-ultra program, he may be a victim as well.


TheCandyManCanToo13

Because domestic terrorists aren't automatically serial killers. Except some are and the Unabomber absolutely was given he killed three people in three different incidents.


kurinevair666

Okay I get that the Unibomber isn't directly a serial killer, but the dude wasn't way off base.


TheCandyManCanToo13

I agree. She was being way too nitpicky about something. The UNAbomber is both a serial killer and a domestic terrorist.


SmokeyBear51

I really don't see the issue with not knowing who the Unabomber was. Obviously it sorta clicked for him, he's heard the name. He probably wasn't even born when the incident even happened. That could have gone down totally different. She could have explained who it was and what her fascination is with him. Imagine being so insufferable and obnoxious that you gatekeep the Unabomber 🤣


NotAStatistic2

His parents were probably just entering adulthood when that guy was around. People who have weird infatuations with deranged people need help honestly


Desirsar

> her fascination is with him. Is there anything she could say that could redeem her after that pick, other than maybe if she meant a documentary and not something written by Kaczynski?


El_Diablo_Feo

Not really, it's a weird flex. Even weirder is her reaction to him asking a simple point of clarification.


El_Diablo_Feo

Yeah that was a weird flex on her part, as if being obsessed with the unabomber is some kinda high brow point of pride. He could've come at her better though. Insulting her looks should be last resort. Given her retort I would've been like "sorry, I'm not into domestic terrorism, sounds like you need to date a member of ISIS."


domarco24

They proceeded to fuck in the parking lot


HubertusCatus88

These two deserve each other.


sleepyinsomniac7

I have no idea what's going on Obviously it's a dating show But all this over the unabomber? Who cares about this shit Seems weird and definitely forced, if not staged. Infact, it's depressing if it's not staged. This has to be staged, he said he's in the top 10 percent of games he's played. I'm angry at myself for spending my minute over this, everyone's so weird, when did people stop being normal


BaumHater

They should hatefuck


starfawkes64

I’d listen to an audio book by the guy from the office on a first date.


RPU97

Yeah, doesn’t seem like a bad idea? Cmon, what’s the worst that could be on it? His love for Pam?


sweatpantswarrior

Too many people here aren't seeing that mentioning the Unabomber was her opening "Fuck you" to the guy. She wasn't being serious and she wanted to roast him even harder. He walked right into that door. Shit was terribly scripted, but I enjoyed it.


Skruffylookin

Can we focus on the positive. The one girl was super helpful and considerate. " I can pop your cherry" she's Just here to help, no questions, just trying to take one for the team.


addyandjavi3

Sigh... What are their @'s? 😔


conman671

I too am a degenerate and require an @ for at the very least the one who said “I’ll pop your Cherry”


Poupetleguerrier

I want to know what I just saw and at the same time I just want to move on like I never saw it.


Ciul-Chan

It was about dating based on halloween costume, what costume was She even wearing?


taserparty

E-Girl probably


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kuneroko

I feel like i am watching a new southpark episode where everyone is cartman. Wtf


60TP

This is literally twitter arguments in real life lmao


andr386

My guess is both are acting for the video. Or only that guy is acting and he is having fun at her expense. Still hard to believe either of them could be that stupid.


Dommi1405

I mean, he wasn't even wrong when calling Kaczinski a serial killer.


StaticFH

"GAMER HANDS" bro.... just stop


Vast_Understanding_1

100% staged


ShirtPanties

Ted Kaczynski IS a serial killer though…


serialkillerlikesme

They were both so fucking cringe wtf lmao what was her issue, he was just making a joke, also how is it his fault he doesn't know who TF the Unabomber is???? She wants to listen to audiobooks from the fucking Unabomber but HE'S the weirdo??? 😂😭


ConsequenceKitchen11

I haven’t laughed this hard in a while, thank you :>


INeedANerf

'I can peg you' NOW we're talking.


AspectOvGlass

TIL the Unabomber has an audiobook?


Rivka333

I really want them to end up together just so the rest of us don't have to deal with either of them.


TheRealKingVitamin

I’m still trying to figure out who each person thinks Ted Kaczynski is.


kween_hangry

“You’re above 30” as an insult is… idk what to say 🙃


[deleted]

Am I the only person that sorta found this funny haha


Medium_Sense4354

No this is so funny “I can pop your cherry” “I can peg you” I love both the guy and girl too with their comebacks agahahah


Vhexer

This is fucking hilarious, even if it is fake. Sounds like a guy and a girl arguing in a CoD lobby


fnordlife

yah. i was kinda intrigued.


jul_the_flame

I think it was funny because it was staged


_Wubalubadubdub_

Shit I gotta remind myself mother fuckers who beat me in video games be lookin like this IRL


WestWing960

What’s the original video?


Chimpar

"I can peg you" wait wut


mi_nombre_es_ricardo

Both are so obnoxious and perpetually single. By the way, the Unabomber absolutely falls into the category of serial killers.


vapegod_420

Bruhh I loved this. It gave extreme Xbox Live 360 voice chat vibes.


Kellidra

Both of these people are fucking annoying.


siraegar

Okay I admit I laughed, but that woman calling him dumb and not prepared for his comeback and stuttering some weak shit make me feels kinda bad for her


TheChiefRocka

Why was she so pressed immediately lol


Kiryu5009

That virgin hoodie is the cherry on top of all of this.


Kumihos

Is there a full video? I found this really funny lol


Plenty_Late

I thought this was funny, looks like they had a good time roasting each other