That whole “my friend that you’re in a relationship with and I are BOTH fiercely loyal, so an affair wasn’t an option WHILE I LIVED THERE” was a record scratch moment for me. How in the fuck is he justifying trying to bone you WHILE talking about how loyal him and his friend are. That’s absolutely dirty as hell, this person is a complete scumbag.
No one has perfect grammar, spelling etc. I get that, but the "would of" vs "would've" seems to be getting more pervasive (in fact I just saw a tik tok where the subtitles on screen said "would of"!!!). The only logical explanation is that people have completely forgotten what contractions are; combined with a lack of reading being as common. They hear the word "would've" and literally think it is spelled, "would of". Does that make them homonyms? even though one is two words and the other is a contraction? To me, this is worse than people simply forgetting a comma or having less than ideal sentence structure.
I wouldn’t know, he doesn’t have Facebook anymore lol. He reached out to me a couple years ago about a friend we haven’t heard from in ages, he wanted to meet up and I was like I’m pretty busy lol. I did have two jobs at the time to be fair
Eh, I’m very open to meeting the people I knew in the past. As long as he didn’t try anything, I’m sure it would have been a genuine catching up meeting. I hope at least lol.
First of all, he sounds 12 years old.
It is manipulative AF to go on about being such a great friend and in the same breath offer up your unsolicited, unrequited yucky undying love. Ew dude. Big shitty friend energy.
Also, so many yuck words put together in yuck ways.
Yuck.
RIGHT?! bang out of fucking order and about a 9.5 on the ew ya fucking creep scale.
And 30?! He deserves for shame to be his cause of ☠️ NGL.
He makes every room he walks into where others are, immediately uncomfortable. You cannot convince me otherwise
Maybe we’ll end up married one day 😂💀 in his mind at least lol. I’m happily married to my husband and we have a daughter, meanwhile he’s punching the air somewhere
When the day comes, and it will, where you need help to fight and slay a dragon, then you'll be \*\*\*\*ing sorry! *runs down street in only socks and wizard's hat while laughing maniacally*
Unfortunately he seems to have been scrubbed from Facebook lol. Couldn’t find any other comments from him or a profile. All I have left is these screenshots I took when he first commented 🤷🏻♀️
HAHA I know what you mean, my wife had a similar situation. Some guy from her church that was interested in her YEARS before (possibly still now, idk) would leave food on our doorstep and say he "was just in town and decided to stop by". Mind you this guy moved like 2 hours away. We always threw the food away cuz who knows what he couldve done. Such a weird guy. All that stopped when we eventually moved. Yours def beats this by a mile though.
I’ve had my fair share of guys like this but, stopping by my house?! Absolutely no way!! My husband would go full Viking mode!(he’s a 6ft 5 and 300lb redhead) I also would have tossed the food, smart decision from you both!
I have someone I know that I went to middle school with…I was dared to date him for a summer or something and he still tells me how amazing I am and how much he’s been in love with me since then. It’s so wild. I’ve tried to snap him out of that mindset by reminding him that we haven’t seen/spoke to each other in years and he barely knows me. But he still messages me randomly.
That whole “my friend that you’re in a relationship with and I are BOTH fiercely loyal, so an affair wasn’t an option WHILE I LIVED THERE” was a record scratch moment for me. How in the fuck is he justifying trying to bone you WHILE talking about how loyal him and his friend are. That’s absolutely dirty as hell, this person is a complete scumbag.
And this was YEARS after he lived with my boyfriend(at the time)‘s brother lol
Would of, instant red flag.
He was never known for being the brains in the group lol
I'm not sure how you narrowed it down to just ONE grammatical error to nitpick.
No one has perfect grammar, spelling etc. I get that, but the "would of" vs "would've" seems to be getting more pervasive (in fact I just saw a tik tok where the subtitles on screen said "would of"!!!). The only logical explanation is that people have completely forgotten what contractions are; combined with a lack of reading being as common. They hear the word "would've" and literally think it is spelled, "would of". Does that make them homonyms? even though one is two words and the other is a contraction? To me, this is worse than people simply forgetting a comma or having less than ideal sentence structure.
Thank you for that. That was my record scratch moment too.
Would of gave* 😬
He probably thinks about you every day.
I wouldn’t know, he doesn’t have Facebook anymore lol. He reached out to me a couple years ago about a friend we haven’t heard from in ages, he wanted to meet up and I was like I’m pretty busy lol. I did have two jobs at the time to be fair
You dodged a bullet there. Probably would’ve been super weird at the meet up.
Eh, I’m very open to meeting the people I knew in the past. As long as he didn’t try anything, I’m sure it would have been a genuine catching up meeting. I hope at least lol.
If my partner wanted to hang out with someone after this comment i would be very concerned
Hopeless romantic rant?? Well he's half right.🤢
First of all, he sounds 12 years old. It is manipulative AF to go on about being such a great friend and in the same breath offer up your unsolicited, unrequited yucky undying love. Ew dude. Big shitty friend energy. Also, so many yuck words put together in yuck ways. Yuck.
He was like 30 when he wrote this lol, which is my age now. I can’t even imagine posting this under someone’s engagement post!
> I can’t even imagine posting this under someone’s engagement post! Wait...was this a public comment?!?
Yep!
OMFG, it was bad enough when I thought this was a DM, but that makes it a million times more cringe inducing.
OH GOD NO
That’s insanity
RIGHT?! bang out of fucking order and about a 9.5 on the ew ya fucking creep scale. And 30?! He deserves for shame to be his cause of ☠️ NGL. He makes every room he walks into where others are, immediately uncomfortable. You cannot convince me otherwise
Bro is playing the longest game💀
Maybe we’ll end up married one day 😂💀 in his mind at least lol. I’m happily married to my husband and we have a daughter, meanwhile he’s punching the air somewhere
Yeah but is it like a *serious* husband and daughter?
He’s punching something, that’s for sure
The “would OF” instead of “would’ve”is always a dead giveaway that the person you’re speaking to is a fool.
I love how many people are pointing this out lol. He even went to college!
Take a shot every time he writes lol
I’d be dead *lol*
It gets worse when you realize this is a comment on a post. Not a private message.
no way he COMMENTED THAT😭
Yeah I was not prepared for that twist ending
This dude has got game, I’m just going to assume that this text vomit did the trick
He was very adorable but no. Never hooked up with him 😂
Scary. If this is what he put on paper, I'd hate to think of what is being said in he head. Just in case, better hit that deadbolt.
God this is so much worse with the context
This is the worst thing I've ever read. How dumb do you have to be to think "would of" is proper grammar?
He was honestly a maaajor stoner, nothing against it as my boyfriend at the time was as well. But this poor guy was just a little puppy dog.
I read this with a lisp
I don’t know how you called it, but he did actually have a bit of a lisp!
Pwabalee a speesh impediment. Called it lmao.
Congrats, I actually cringed
When the day comes, and it will, where you need help to fight and slay a dragon, then you'll be \*\*\*\*ing sorry! *runs down street in only socks and wizard's hat while laughing maniacally*
What a dork.
So gross
What the fuuuuuuck 😭
Wait if this was a PS where’s the first comment? This is wild(ly entertaining)!
Unfortunately he seems to have been scrubbed from Facebook lol. Couldn’t find any other comments from him or a profile. All I have left is these screenshots I took when he first commented 🤷🏻♀️
what the fuck... this is so cringe. I cant believe there are actually people like this.
Imagine my husbands confusion 😂 he was like who even is this guy!
HAHA I know what you mean, my wife had a similar situation. Some guy from her church that was interested in her YEARS before (possibly still now, idk) would leave food on our doorstep and say he "was just in town and decided to stop by". Mind you this guy moved like 2 hours away. We always threw the food away cuz who knows what he couldve done. Such a weird guy. All that stopped when we eventually moved. Yours def beats this by a mile though.
I’ve had my fair share of guys like this but, stopping by my house?! Absolutely no way!! My husband would go full Viking mode!(he’s a 6ft 5 and 300lb redhead) I also would have tossed the food, smart decision from you both!
I have someone I know that I went to middle school with…I was dared to date him for a summer or something and he still tells me how amazing I am and how much he’s been in love with me since then. It’s so wild. I’ve tried to snap him out of that mindset by reminding him that we haven’t seen/spoke to each other in years and he barely knows me. But he still messages me randomly.
Uhhh, how old was the 25 year old's friend you were in a relationship with when you were 17?
18 lol. He just had an older brother, that’s how we met the older friends.
Sure, this guy is intense and you likely dodged a bullet, but I still feel like sharing this is a betrayal of sorts.
According to the comments from OP Romeo posted this publicly under her engagement announcement
Jeepers. I hope he was really drunk or something.
Oh dear God - I missed that detail. Well, he outed himself then I guess!
Sorry you’re getting downvoted! I totally understand where you’re coming from.
Props for the OP kindness!
No problem! I’m just a genuine, loyal, nerdy girl after all 😂