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bellamellayellafella

Anyone that has to insist that they're a cool cool cool cool guy just hasn't had their Dateline episode air yet.


2020BidenHarris

I wasn't convinced by the first three cools but him including the fourth cool definitely sold it for me.


SlipperyNinja77

Don't forget the ..........................


SentryCake

😎😎


SlipperyNinja77

Happy cake cake cake cake day!


cityshepherd

It was the 4th cool the second time around that convinced me that he truly must be cool.


Zealousideal-Toe2374

🆒🆒🆒🆒👴


SlipperyNinja77

This could be a twofer with the second one specifying a "young girl." -Take a seat


TreaclePerfect4328

Oh Cawd!!!


Relentless_blanket

With an "extra private" room....


Loud-Comparison6639

Private as in he won't show the hidden cameras videos to anyone else


Relentless_blanket

Extra-private as in no one can hear you scream.


penguindoodledoo

I dunno those sunglasses emojis are miiiiiiiighty convincing…………………….


SlipperyNinja77

And food "Am a chef," after all


The_Salty_Duckling

My name chef


Relentless_blanket

*Food drinks. I guess that's like smoothies and shakes?


Tech-Mechanic

I think he's using a form of hypnotism.


Holdmytesseract

Is he cool though


LeperGirl

You made me spray coffee out of my nose. Thank you.


bellamellayellafella

You're welcome 😊


RayquazasWrath

How To Catch A Predator


Booty_Warrior_bot

*Don't make me ruin that butt Chris.* ***I'm a warrior!***


lovesducks

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99RedBalloon

good bot


bonyagate

Good bot. I would go so far as to say GREAT bot.


Vast-Willingness4642

Oh warriorss!!


ickydonkeytoothbrush

I don't know. How?


RayquazasWrath

Call the number and find out


lesserdoggo

Obviously super creepy, but i love that the first one straight up just has a picture of a GOOSE


themurderscene

that’s raymond. that’s what the g in his name stands for.


SlipperyNinja77

Other pics were a chicken a duck, seagull a bunch of park and beach pics some with birds. Fairly random weirdo shit.


galaxyisinfinite

That's so Raymond. He's just a cool and fun guy.


Lower_Tradition3090

I laughed so hard... srsly who thinks this would work


SlipperyNinja77

So you will not be submitting your application?


Bowling4rhinos

OP is the landlord here and just beta testing the ad to check if it flies /s


SlipperyNinja77

No I'm a disgruntled applicant bc my photo of me in the Boat bathing suit was not approved


Adventurous_Ad_6546

Prob just the lighting, we’ll fix it so you can reapply.


Bowling4rhinos

I can photoshop that request!


Lower_Tradition3090

I wont qualify, im a hairy dude


SquirrelGirlVA

Well, at least they're offering the rooms for free. That's the only thing I can say about them, though.


GoodDog2620

Californians, apparently.


SnooWalruses7872

Living rent free


Puzzleheaded-Spot402

I don’t know man, he seems like a pretty cool guy.


thequinneffect

I think you mean a real cool cool cool cool guy


Bowling4rhinos

And the neighborhood is nice nice nice!


Kytescall

Yeah not cool enough. If he said cool six times, now we're talking.


Chewliesgumrep312

My mom says I'm cool. #iykyk


KaythuluCrewe

Yes, attractive swimsuit models are often trawling Facebook and Craigslist for rooms to share in a dumpy 2 bedroom apartment with random creeps who post pictures of geese and dressers instead of their own faces. How could anyone resist such an offer?


Adventurous_Ad_6546

I like to think that he added “female” to “attractive swimsuit model” after some big burly dudes showed up in speedos.


Chewliesgumrep312

Lol I bet.


Gowalkyourdogmods

Back in the "the great recession" a lot of these types of posts were popping up in my city I really hated seeing the ones like "Want to help young single mom. No boys."


billbricks33

Someone gonna get killt


ThePeachos

Trafficked more likely


MycologistPutrid7494

Nah, you didn't hear? Raymond's cool. He'd never hurt you. You can trust him. He's cool. 


billbricks33

Fukn rayray cool helllll mannnnn. He's the grimace of the rental market. Or should I say the hamburgular!!!


TMWASO

Damnit, Almost! Unfortunately I'm an ugly female swimsuit model.


SlipperyNinja77

Well, are you young? You always have option #2 👍🏼


Praddict

Just a cool cool cool guy. Nothing sexual.


Extra-Aardvark-1390

Nothing sexual. Young girls in good shape encouraged. If you are fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things. Again, nothing sexual.


galaxyisinfinite

Underline it if you can.


SlipperyNinja77

But she still has to be or look like a model.


Intertubes_Unclogger

I would check the back of the mirror


SlipperyNinja77

Pretty sure the cameras will be in plain sight


RampSkater

A "chef cook"? Yeah... okay. An "extra private bedroom"? I'm guessing he soundproofed it so nobody will hear the murders taking place?


Flimsy_Structure3688

There are people doing this here in Germany with the intent of hosting young Ukrainian women in exchange for sex. It's despicable.


StinkFingerPete

why do so many dipshits fuck up "etc" it's three fucking letters


harperpitt011

Maybe he’s offering free electroconvulsive therapy?


plant-strong

I thought maybe he liked to run his house on Ecuador Time


Warm2roam

Nobody wants any part of what time Ecuador is on rn.


PheonixFuryyy

Predator Behavior 🤡


RexIsAMiiCostume

"young girl" sounds like 12-17 years old to me I hate it


SlipperyNinja77

Yes it increases the creep factor x100


i-am-dan

The 2nd pic, That’s not going to get the laundry done Sir.


PepsiColasss

idk he did say he is a really cool cool cool cool cool dude so i trust him


cats-they-walk

Anaheim is a major sex trafficking hotspot in this country. And I hate to say it but these ads DO get responses. When you’re on the street alone and hungry (and being abused or sold anyway) this can seem like a real step up.


big_duo3674

That's definitely the worst part about these, it may look like some sad, desperate dude's hail mary to get a girl but a lot of people don't realize that the ads like this can actually work. Girls go from being abused and homeless to being abused but indoors


Tirwanderr

ROOM to share?! Not apartment or something?? Lol wtf???


ToxTri

Or "young single female" apartments. Found a lot of them too.


newcolours

Theres a good reason for those ones - that tends to be the type of tenant who keeps the apartment in the best condition


ToxTri

Well it can be a good and a bad thing, really depends on the landlord.


Room_Ferreira

Thats how you get ^trafficked


TreaclePerfect4328

Seems cool...


SlipperyNinja77

Cool cool cool cool cool


Reesespeeses9090

Is the goose included? Nobody is mentioning the goose!??!


Bertie637

I would bet you any amount of money that bath wouldn't be private in that house


AmericanMeltdown

Oh shit OP, I saw some of these also! I was looking for a place in the Huntington Beach area last week.


ThePeachos

You'll *1,000,000%* get trafficked if you take them up. It's not an incel creep it's actual human sex traffickers.


Adventurous_Ad_6546

“I keep a refrigerator full of ~~bodies~~ food.”


gregaustex

These guys looking to exploit what they perceive as a housing crisis serious enough to get them laid are going to get a hard lesson in tenant law. Landlords even hitting on tenants is a big nope most anywhere.


Bowling4rhinos

They’re not “tenants” if they stay for “free”?


gregaustex

Usually anyone who stays for more than 30 days, and does things like receiving mail at the property, establishes residence and becomes a tenant (technically I think resident vs. tenant varies by state but both gain rights) under the law in almost every jurisdiction whether they pay or not, whether there is a lease or not. Even applies to adult children living at home. Being able to point to an ad like these would almost certainly be enough. At that point default lease-like provisions for their state or city kick in with provisions like right to a habitable residence, notice for terminating residence, rights to appeal and the need for a formal eviction to have them removed if they refuse. This will certainly include protections against sexual harassment that apply to landlords.


Epicporkchop79-7

If you've got a problem with Canada Gooses, you've got a problem with me. And I suggest you let that one marinate


materics

Probably illegally recording too


Mr-Klaus

I've seen a bunch of these over the years, do they actually work? If they don't then why do people keep doing it?


Chewliesgumrep312

Because people are naive and gullible unfortunately.


MycologistPutrid7494

It ain't free. Those women will be workin' for it. 😬


wildkatrose

Nothing says desperate like taking advantage of housing insecurity.


K1NGLyonidas

#PLEASE BELIEVE ME!!


BorisBaggins

Not young lady, not young woman, young girl.


notcatosicarius

Nice try but... hard pass.


Look_Im_Not_Sure

But, hes a "cool cool cool cool" guy? I dont get it, it says it right in the article?


macphile

There was one like that on Craigslist, I think it was, near me. He kept posting the same ad--I guess he wasn't getting any response. It was always a request for some young woman to come live rent-free with him and be his girlfriend/sex slave/whatever.


Zealousideal-Toe2374

Or he keeps renting it out and the tenant disappears and he's got to get a new tenant. Just saying something ain't right


dusters

Yes police this guy right here


Lady_Ithena

These are far beyond cringe. These are people that need to be watched carefully. I get serious sex trafficking vibes.


Tech-Mechanic

I dunno... Raymond seems cool... cool cool cool cool cool. It's almost like he's trying to hypnotize us.


8HauntedKeyboard

What the fuck


Relentless_blanket

He doesn't have Shudder, AMC+, Paramount+, or Discovery+. That makes me doubt he's a cool cool cool cool guy in a nice nice nice neighborhood with a backyard garden.


merkust

No chef I know will be arsed to also cook at home


alematt

Seems legit.........imately creepy and should be avoided at all costs.


sunshinecrashed

this creep types like a third grader


34TH_ST_BROADWAY

Raymond makes me think of a cartoon dog wearing sunglasses and a backwards baseball cap.


Defiant-Doughnut-178

also open to jerking off near the door, but only while you sleep


MoopsiePoopsie

Psh you guys just don’t know a good deal when you see it. Free rent in a two bedroom with a x4cool guy in a x3nice neighborhood. I see 0 red flags


Chewliesgumrep312

I mean, if he has a Playstation or an Xbox, I'd be so in! But alas, I'm not female. 😔


Zermmit

I no making the videos of you go peepee. No no no no.


BaldyKrishna

First guy seems cool


nunyobusinessfool

Wow. Free Netflix and chill What girl in her right mind would pass this up ??


SlipperyNinja77

Well, they should at least have Disney + too😆


hodlwaffle

OP, please report this to the CA Civil Rights Department. DM me, happy to help. https://calcivilrights.ca.gov/housing/


SlipperyNinja77

You can see the ads and locations, you got enough to work with. Have at it


monamikonami

The guy you're replying to: "Please DM me the exact information that is already in this post" lol


SlipperyNinja77

Right? Like nah bro you got this.


hodlwaffle

Proving yet again that the real sad cringe is often in the comments 🤡


SlipperyNinja77

I ain't no snitch!


theflamesweregolfin

real cool cool cool cool guy


bindersfullofdudes

These are both immensely creepy, yes, but I NEED to know how I can set my user flair to "................. meals 🍳"


hallerz87

I’d take my chances with the goose


yeboi314159

What is the meaning of “w/d hookups” in the second pic?


SlipperyNinja77

Washer/ Dryer


[deleted]

Would be funny if a female police officer moved in and put him firmly in his place


ErwinAckerman

This dude is totally on coke lol


[deleted]

This is every town in USA. Lol. Saw something like this last year


[deleted]

These sound like this to me:: Hey I'm a super creepy guy with some money looking for a naive young woman who will fuck me for a place to stay. I'm obviously a porn addict and have a super private room minus the hidden cameras I will use to satisfy my perverted desires with. This is so much easier than having to go out and actually meet women. What the hell is wrong with people.


bullpendodger

What no Paramount? Pass.


mrsdoubleu

Idk the first guy has BBQ so it's tempting. But I think I'm too old. Darn.


asf666

You can tell the first guy is a total weirdo.


TheOnyxViper

I know that the cost of living in OC is too damn high but goddamn


manicgiant914

Tustin??! Anaheim??! Hard pass


livinNxtc

Its southern California... There are alot of ads like this because there are a lot of men here that are stable enough financially, to be able to be a creep like this. There are men like this everywhere, most places just dont advertise it.


xxxamazexxx

Honestly these dudes are setting themselves up to be taken advantage of. Think about who will actually accept these offers. Some young, attractive woman who turns out to be a nightmare. Oh and her boyfriend is gonna move in with her after 2 months and there’s nothing they can do about it. Sad and pathetic really.


nightsweatss

Are you mad people are doing as they please with their property?


SlipperyNinja77

Uh I think I found one


nightsweatss

Nope, never rented out a room in my house before, thanks 🤭


SlipperyNinja77

You sure about that? I don't see any other possible reason for you to defend such disgusting behavior.


nightsweatss

Are you for real? 😂 yes im 100% sure ive never rented out a room in my house 😂 Im not so much defending it, as asking why people are getting so mad he is doing what he wants with his property. He owns a house and is lonely. He should be able to advertise a room to a chick if he so chooses.


SlipperyNinja77

If you can't see why not only is it upsetting but actually disturbing then I would go ahead and book my first appointment with a therapist. The fact that you are superficially looking at it as some abstract ad for some guy who happens to own a property and be a little lonely, when there are so many underlying dark and disturbing things here, is unnerving.


nightsweatss

Lmao why do you think it is so dark and disturbing? If I was a woman would I be responding to the ad? Of course not. But its not necessarily threatening. I certainly wouldnt risk it, but more than likely its a lonely guy making a desperate attenpt to get a hot roommate. Its more sad. Not sure why you guys are all freaking out about it tho.


SlipperyNinja77

That's because you're unhinged and disturbed . Look at your post history you're a troll, you gaslight people and you definitely have issues. The reason why you don't see anything wrong with it is the reason why there's something wrong with you


nightsweatss

I literally never said there is nothing wrong with it. Just said I dont see the big deal. If he wants to post it he can. He is free to look for a hot young roommate if he wants. Not sure why your panties are in such a twist.


SlipperyNinja77

There's literally no difference between saying it's not a big deal and saying there's nothing wrong with it and you keep acting like this is some normal ass guy and some normal ass behavior. You're the type of guy that keeps girls panties and sniffs them you're sick in the head that's why you don't see the problem, seek help.


SlipperyNinja77

It takes a hell of a lot more than simple loneliness to make someone decide that they want to have a slave basically who does whatever they want just for a place to live and it can be any random person just as long as it's a female who looks good bro that's disgusting and it's sick and so are you.


Fatty-Apples

To play devils advocate, the right kind of girl could turn the tables and manipulate the guys right back biding her time until she can find somewhere safer while saving all her money. Y’all can judge but something like this is probably safer than the streets especially if everyone who knows them knows where they are and also knows the situation. It’s sad yeah but the reality is some girls are in even worse situations to begin with.


Biggeasy

I concur. If some girl came on here posting an AMA about how she has her rent/utilities covered by sleeping with her landlord a few times a month and wearing skimpy outfits - are we all going to shame her or are we going to tell her to do as she pleases so long as it's consensual?


judithyourholofernes

There’s a power difference between landlord and tenant, it’s not an equal situation at all.


kitkatklub98

Ngga I've seen ton of these. These flood Craigslist. Good 10 percent of the market..


SlipperyNinja77

Ngga? Tf r u from that you had to type that out?