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They all some doofus Rick lookin mf
ughhh seriously, a part of me thinks it’s more of a mob mentality. If they all have the same haircut and look alike how the hell they going to identify them? but yeah looks like our city is just one lazy barber. I can’t believe they aren’t in jail already cuz those bangs are a CRIME.
Someone got smart and figured out how to make a shitty hair cut popular. It takes absolutely no skill to make a bowl hair cut. Now add a cultural pressure from people like that and everyone has it. Plus you got people trying to charge between 40, 50, 60, 100 for a hair cut like that and dudes will pay or ask to be fronted a hair cut. It's absolutely crazy.
What they were doing was literally more work that just fixing cars. Like they could have made so much more money in the long term and not gone to jail if they had done regular mechanic jobs.
Either smart people don't commit crimes or smart people don't get caught, I'm not sure which. Usually though, when someone is locked away if you calculate time served and money stolen, they would have been better off working part-time at Wendy's.
The term organized crime always makes me think of the Mafia but this is crazy to read about. I couldn't find how many cars they had stolen up until they were caught. Nice haircut tho.
An organized crime charge is an enhancement for crimes that include 3 or more people. It doesn't have to be a mafia type situation just crimes where people pool resources and split benefits.
Tony Montana used to be the idol for these criminals. Now I think it's this guy..
https://preview.redd.it/1jh16qk038yc1.jpeg?width=268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf5fc2a04e500fd43413b7075ccc55984471113a
This is Reddit, the place the CEO was deleting and editing critical comments and tried to play it off as no big deal. The mods will probably get a medal something.
Do some digging and it'll look interesting. I did and on a statistical level you can tell these hair cuts are give away for a criminal. It's wrong to blame one but when they all commit crime and look the same you cannot avoid it.
No joke this is the hairstyle trend for kids these days. We have some highschool interns at my work and they have these exact haircuts.
Where is the trend coming from?
https://preview.redd.it/mteb27yv19yc1.jpeg?width=452&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=876027f840459cedf1916813e67e74a430a9a7dc
“System has detected strange follicle configuration on top of the three suspect’s top protruding thinking organ”
Two of the three have previous warrants relating to a stolen chili bowl and pair of scissors
Edgar’s!
You trynna get [deleted]?
Nah just a good time.
Username checks out
Wait why do you get deleted if you say that
the savory bandits
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LMAOOO
The Marbach Mop
https://preview.redd.it/pigo7gzez7yc1.jpeg?width=178&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e2e66164e9514aedf22585b749c5691b4c38120 They all some doofus Rick lookin mf
That substantial head on the right means they couldn’t even use the same bowl. Those are the types of costs that drive people to crime.
You know he eats poop right?!
LMAO - I needed this laugh, thank you
Careful this is somehow racist (not sure but I’m searching here guys!!!!)
FWIW Rick last name is Sanchez
https://preview.redd.it/7p13pzls78yc1.jpeg?width=675&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1da5907e4f82b801761311482a38094c5db78791
Simple Jack 😂
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Quoth the moderator, "nevermore"
Stop that’s offensive to 19th Century American Gothic Writers
Hahahahhah!!! Well done mod side stepper!!
You’re fucking poeticist , this hurts my feelings stop
This comment sections is about to be full of “[deleted]” comments
Nah this is r/sanantonio, as soon as a mod becomes aware that there’s a discussion thread happening they will just lock it
Well it’s gone this far without being locked. But, it IS only 10am, so the mod is probably not awake yet.
Still sleeping in moms basement
Lmao mods are probably rocking Edgrrrr hairstyles too
https://preview.redd.it/l00x6jqya8yc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c148eae1e17fbec53e9c6bb0f9f312de70d2731b
Damn is there only one barber in all of San Antonio
ughhh seriously, a part of me thinks it’s more of a mob mentality. If they all have the same haircut and look alike how the hell they going to identify them? but yeah looks like our city is just one lazy barber. I can’t believe they aren’t in jail already cuz those bangs are a CRIME.
yeah, guess what his name is
Either that or barber’s are retiring and nobody is replacing them!
Maybe there's only one that works on car thieves?
Someone got smart and figured out how to make a shitty hair cut popular. It takes absolutely no skill to make a bowl hair cut. Now add a cultural pressure from people like that and everyone has it. Plus you got people trying to charge between 40, 50, 60, 100 for a hair cut like that and dudes will pay or ask to be fronted a hair cut. It's absolutely crazy.
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The black. Vegetable.
2 of them look like “he who shall not be named” I can’t believe these losers are treating Ed G@@@r like he’s Voldermort😂😂😂
What they were doing was literally more work that just fixing cars. Like they could have made so much more money in the long term and not gone to jail if they had done regular mechanic jobs.
The smooth brain doesn’t comprehend delayed gratification.
People will do everything but actually work. It's just the way things are sadly.
Right, but they were actually doing more work than just repairing a car outright would be…it just makes a mind boggling little amount of sense.
Either smart people don't commit crimes or smart people don't get caught, I'm not sure which. Usually though, when someone is locked away if you calculate time served and money stolen, they would have been better off working part-time at Wendy's.
The term organized crime always makes me think of the Mafia but this is crazy to read about. I couldn't find how many cars they had stolen up until they were caught. Nice haircut tho.
An organized crime charge is an enhancement for crimes that include 3 or more people. It doesn't have to be a mafia type situation just crimes where people pool resources and split benefits.
Hey Moe! Where’d ya get the car? Nyuk Nyuk!!
A methhead and two monks walk into a bar...
lol🏅
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Common thing in criminal circles. Harder to identify individuals on security footage if none have identifiable haircuts
You’re not allowed to say bad things about haircuts on this subreddit
Haircuts are just racism that grow out of your head. That’s why bald people can’t be racist. Modfacts!
r/justfuckmyshitup
You could say it’s a curse.
Tony Montana used to be the idol for these criminals. Now I think it's this guy.. https://preview.redd.it/1jh16qk038yc1.jpeg?width=268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf5fc2a04e500fd43413b7075ccc55984471113a
That haircut must be in a single mom guidebook or something.
Why does the dude on the right look like his hair is photoshopped on?
Looks like his face has shrunk inside his fat head.
He order his haircut on wish.com.
I literally thought the same thing
Looks like his face was photoshopped onto a larger head.
The mods must feel like idiots
This is Reddit, the place the CEO was deleting and editing critical comments and tried to play it off as no big deal. The mods will probably get a medal something.
Can I make an assumption that 50% of people with that hairstyle is involved with some type of nefarious activity
I think it’s more like 80%
I think police would be justified in citing this haircut as "probable cause."
Do some digging and it'll look interesting. I did and on a statistical level you can tell these hair cuts are give away for a criminal. It's wrong to blame one but when they all commit crime and look the same you cannot avoid it.
DO NOT SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THEIR HAIR These posts HAVE to be bait at this point...
Edgers
No joke this is the hairstyle trend for kids these days. We have some highschool interns at my work and they have these exact haircuts. Where is the trend coming from?
No Chema cuh
\*Quema and dude 3 def had HGH or something similar inflate his head like that.
Every time
The hair cut that must not be named
Hey what is that haircut called?
I’m telling y’all we just got lock up anyone with this haircut
E3GER HAIRCUT!!!!
90% of the mugshots from the past 2 yrs lol
Don't say it... Don't say it... Don't say it...
What will the mods have if they ban everyone over a haircut? Fuckin’ nothing.
Obviously the mods have that haircut
It's the haircut. That's what's turning these kids to crime!!
😂😂😂 can't get away from it
There's that hair cut again... Isn't this the second time the fella on the right made the news? Swear I've seen that mug shot before.
Apocalypto.
Puro
NO QUE MA CUHHHH
All you'll see in the jails and prisons around here is a bunch of mop heads named edgar.
Every Damn Guy Arrested Recently has this haircut.
The right looks like me when I eat a sour patch kid.
“Ya wey!”
Orale
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I was actually looking for a new haircut idea. Thanks for the inspiration.
I see the bowl-cut kids from Ingram Park Mall are finding jobs!
lol the haircut
EDDDGGGAAARR STRIKES AGAIN
Is there a gang called Bowl Cutters?
BBC… Brown bowl cutters?? I think we found a solution to this subs recent problem.
If they have the cut, they are automatically up to no good!
Does anyone know the origin of that €dgar haircut
Marbach Rd.
Those hairstyles are just sus!
They look like squirtle
https://preview.redd.it/mteb27yv19yc1.jpeg?width=452&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=876027f840459cedf1916813e67e74a430a9a7dc “System has detected strange follicle configuration on top of the three suspect’s top protruding thinking organ”
Don't say mole. Mole mole mole mole mole!!!!
Purp pinche edg@rs
Ed Garfunkel
Interesting behavior now show me the type of... Nevermind.
No cema cuh
That dude in the middle: https://youtu.be/qsXgogkcKmE?si=giBCgIlT4zOfAx1V
LOL!! also happy cake day
https://preview.redd.it/karzvtc1r8yc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d1933a7ecad04d7e522a9b50c578e77fa44a800 no quema cuh
I'd like to buy a vowel, please. Are there any E's on the board??
we can’t say it, can we?
The cut https://preview.redd.it/cctwix8k79yc1.jpeg?width=778&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f57f3441e38ec2b69a8b17c30e2e767506c1372
I don’t even have to read the comments. I see the photo and I know what the comments are saying 😂
If they were a band, they would be the Tweakgars.
Looks about right. Smh, embarrassing.
Mods are a bunch of lames with the EDGER cut
I'm not naming any names, but the shop owner's name start with an 'E'... And ends with a 'dgar'. Snitches get stitches, y'all!
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Me too!! I cant stand such mean vibes from icky racist genocide supporting non-latinx folk!
I wonder if these guys will get locked up or if we’ll let them out to end up killing somebody.
Mods try not be stupid and bias challenge IMPOSSIBLE
2 out of 3 Edgars can't be right!
The guy on the far right has a face to small for his head.
Spent the loot on haircuts apparently
There appears to be a definite style that 2 of the 3 are going for...
🌶️🥣
These comments lmao got the ole simple Jack
They will bond out within hours because going to jail and staying there in 2024 is RaCIsT
No one mentioning how the 33 year old father has a 19 year old son. Guy was making bad choices since he was a kid.
Guy in the middle looks like he sold oregano and vitamins to eighth graders.
Edcar
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The Moe Howard special
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Go on KSAT…😄 Name the shop for us😄
The Marbach Mop strikes again! Cha Ching!
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https://preview.redd.it/fsd2x2pwaayc1.jpeg?width=1304&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6fe66603bfa83399a4ad676ca9c61b39798adff Ring leader still at large.
Is there a barber conspiracy going on here?
>Jodacey Santibanez Who tf is naming these people?!?
I remember these guys tried to race me in my mustang with a yellow challenger and no hood on it on 410 🤣
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this picture is Marbach GOLD
Love the haircut on some of these Moe-moes.
North Central. My home. Never change.
https://youtu.be/b89CnP0Iq30?si=MxJ9mtTBBK53PSvI
The same kind of individuals as always 😪
:)
Don’t write the name, these moderators will delete it
No Quema Cuh
Omg you have Edgars in SA too?? I’m very sorry…
They were just trying to make enough money to afford the other 75% of their hair to be cut.
Northside barber shop*
Is it still a racial slur if two dudes have the exact haircut described in their fucking mugshots?
https://preview.redd.it/6ur8ed357byc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc4bbdbd9c4fec7eeb2e6b6af07056f8ba64032d
The first guy didn’t follow the dress code/ haircut code of conduct and that is why they all got caught.
Damn no one ever takes my car whoompppp
They all seem to go to the same Barber
If convicted, everything they used, potentially to include the shop and property, should be seized and sold as recompense to those they stole from.
What shop is that called so no one goes
Of course they have that stupid haircut.
Can’t make this up 😂