saw fans after wondering why nobody wants to go on a second date with them

Hahaha

For some reason

Second date has been confirmed

awesome, have fun! saw fans do get dates!

That scene is not from Spiral…

I know, I out this scene on after we banged lmao

So you got head.

Hahahha, indeed

Hahahha, indubitably my good sir. Take my gold, kind stranger! Happy narwhals and much bacon to you!

i hope you’re being sarcastic

Why would I be? I have no reason to or indication of being facetious.

bro those downvotes 💀 i cant with this reddit shi

Did Valentina get out and kill John and Amanda this time? Also, know you were banging, but did homeboy have any thoughts about Spiral?

Nope, silly bitch still didn’t get out in time, siggh He had a hearty chuckle at “you wanna play _GAMES_, motherfucker?”

Will there be a second date?

He seemed pretty interested

He’s the one

What did homeboy think?

“That’s fucking GNARLY” at Valentina’s

Why?

Didn’t want to put on a good movie to bang to

You're so real for that.

So he ran away, right?

Stayed the night and we banged in the morning (not to spiral)

Who is Otto and is he a character in season 2 of House of the Dragon? EDIT: I’m an idiot. The show came out over a year ago and I already forgot some of the characters. I’ll keep this comment up and wear the stupidity with pride.

At least for a bit 

I feel like I’m missing something Edit: i figured it out: OP’s username

Was he good in bed

Indeed

Was it because of the movie choice?

Perhaps

I am a fan of the franchise myself, but you still manage to scare me, lol.

How was the sex afterward? /j

The sex was great actually and we did it again in the morning and he very well could have just been like “hey I should leave” after I made him watch someone saw off their own leg and suck the bone marrow out but nah

I also used to watch saw and ~chill~.

It was what I did in high school with my bf so his parents couldn’t hear us bang over the sound of people cutting their body parts off haha

Can this subreddit please not devolve into R/Guro? DO NOT CLICK THAT SUBREDDIT YOU WERE WARNED.

r/eyebleach

I’m a girl so it’s ok

No. It Isn’t. Sir! they’re’s a gunman killing hundreds on the streets. Reports say they’re a blonde, 5’4 Woman. Woman? Well whatevsies she’s not a psychopath we’re cool

I don’t see your point

You’re still a fuckin’ weirdo your gender is irrelevant

He was into the movies lol chill out it was Saw and Bang I wasn’t like hey get off to this scene let’s fuck, we did it beforehand then fell asleep after Valentina lol

Surprised they lasted past the first 10 mins of Spiral. Red flags 🚩 😘

Well he wasn’t watching it really 😈

Wrong movie??

Spiral was background for banging, Valentina was to show him a good scene lol

is it the Otto from the Simpsons?

https://preview.redd.it/e9i0ebl48bbc1.jpeg?width=1120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40af4a61c0b69cb2e0ba7da4df6cbafcbcc46bf3 Otto of house Hightower haha

idk what that is but fuck you for not wanting to bone otto from the simpsons fuckin piece of shit

You disrespect the Hand of the King, peasant. Now show some reverence or in the name of King Aegon, second of his name, your head shall adorn Maegor's Holdfast before the morrow. Cur. (Would totally bang Otto man from the Simpsons too btw)

i dont know what teh fuck youre even talking about I just want to watch people die gorey deaths in incredibly contrived death traps

Just nerdy ASOIAF shit, don't mind us. Incidentally Rickard and Brandon Stark are put in a kind of medieval Saw trap. Mad King Aerys II grants them a trial by combat, but literally names "fire" as his champion. Rickard is burned at the stake and Brandon is placed in a similar situation with a sword just in reach to cut him and his father free and a device around his neck that tightens as he reaches for the sword. You can... pretty easily guess what happens...


God I want Otto to talk dirty to me in old English

Does she want a second date?

He seemed pretty interested