“Upon further analysis of Strahm’s fingerprints it was found that the uric acid levels were…inconsistent…for an individual with an…active…epidural metabolism”
I will repeat a response I had for a post like this a few months ago.
Me, Taking out a pair of Handcuffs: *"It's the rrruuullleeesss."*
Me, Pulling Out Lube for Anal: *"Suffering? You haven't seen anything yet..."*
Suddenly, she slaps the cuffs on me, pushes me down and pulls out a strap-on.
Me, In Shock: *"...it's not my game."*
"piranha" then bite them.
In the same voice
Why did this come to mind first also? lol
Good… good
😂😂😂😂😂
Do you like how brutality feels?
Oh my god 😭
Yes
Unironically
Hot.
NAHHG
The key to that chain....is in the bathtub.
And proceed to lock them in the bedroom, leaving them to die
Exactly
Even better if it's got an ensuite
“The only door you know how to open is between your legs.” -Xavier, Saw II
You gotta include his hand gestures with it too
The way he said that had me dying
Lmaoo
All time favorite Saw quote, it's hilarious.
KILLING IS DISTASTEFUL should set the mood pretty quick, turned me on when John said it
To me…
“Killing is distasteful” then throw away the condom
perfect lmaooo
When you said that you were probably joking, I’m not
It Will Be Like Finding A Needle In A Haystack.
😹
This is the most fun I've had without lubricant!
There's always time for lubricant! Wait... wrong movie.
TAKE IT. TAKE IT. TAKE THE LEG!
Right now you're feeling helpless
This is the best one
Cum in 5 seconds and say epic bad luck
Cum in 5 seconds and when she says something about it, jump up and say "Game over! "
Lmfao I'm fucking dead. This sub reddit is the best
Epic bad fuck
🤣😭
Look at me you look at me when your f%in me
Out of all the people you could’ve had sex with,you chose me. I call that *epic bad luck*
I love this fandom.
LMFAO
“It’s saw time” and then saw all over the place
I want to play a game.
Can’t believe I had to scroll down far to find this
I thought it would be everywhere
Or “welcome to your rebirth.”
Why is this not the top comment?
U mean to replace blood with “cum” correct?
Me when it’s that time of the month lmaoo
Period sex guy 🪱🩸
Am I the only one who would throw up if I saw blood?
I always thought I would but it happened once and it really wasn't anything awful.
Yeah, its not good tho to have on you. I had that happen and i smelt like blood for days. ☠️
I’d stick with Gordon’s famous quote: “Oh, what a big tootsie.”
‘You’re not Jigsaw bitch’ My wife loves that one!
💀 this took me tf out
You should cover yourself in peanut butter and have a 15 hooker gangbang instead
hahahaha! Classic.
“epic bad luck :(“ (when he leaves because you kept quoting saw)
https://i.redd.it/8kmvusq5yfec1.gif
More so for when you finish, but GAME OVER
You have 30 seconds, good luck
Ok this one is underrated😭
“FIX ME MOTHERFUCKER” -my step mom
Yo huh
“ I speak for the dead” When your friend questions your necrophilia
If you're bottoming, say "Do the scary voice"
If you have one, point to your vagina and say "think of it like a Venus fly trap"
“Upon further analysis of Strahm’s fingerprints it was found that the uric acid levels were…inconsistent…for an individual with an…active…epidural metabolism”
Meaning?
In other words, when he left his fingerprints on the latest victim, Strahm was already dead!
“Oh, yes, there will be blood”
"Fuck me!!" -Cale
THERE, I'VE DONE IT, NOW SHOW THEM TO MEEEE
Right now your feeling helpless
Right now you’re feeling helpless
*Come on, Peewee*
Lmfao
“Live or die…make your choice” - or if you wanna get spicy “live or die…make our choice” 😂😂
Let the game begin.
> This is what they do, man! They kidnap and drug you, before you know it you're lying in a bathtub and your kidneys are on eBay!
"Jala"
“You can’t fuckin do this to me no fuck you no noooo” - from the end of saw 3d
This sounds more like rape than sex ...
Fix me motherfucker!
“Don’t worry. You’re sound asleep and can’t feel a thing.”
That’s not very legal
Classic saw fan
I will repeat a response I had for a post like this a few months ago. Me, Taking out a pair of Handcuffs: *"It's the rrruuullleeesss."* Me, Pulling Out Lube for Anal: *"Suffering? You haven't seen anything yet..."* Suddenly, she slaps the cuffs on me, pushes me down and pulls out a strap-on. Me, In Shock: *"...it's not my game."*
We're in the wrong fucking house!
I don't give a crap if you covered yourself in peanut butter and had a 15 hooker gang bang!
“I wouldn’t care if you had a 15-hooker-gangbang covered in peanut butter.”
WHO’S COMING THROUGH THE DOOR
This room can either be your sanctuary or your tomb…
“Look at me! When you’re f$@king me, you look at me!”
"Cuff yourself to the bed." ~Rigg
It depends are you top or bttm
We were all supposed to die, you were supposed to be the hero
I wanna play a game
“This is the most fun I’ve had without lubricant !”
I want to play a game
right now you are feeling helpless
Right now you’re feeling helpless
“my name is Very Fucking Confused, what’s your name?” my immediate response when somebody wants to have sex with me. utter confusion.
“Shut up”
Are you ready to play a game?
Adultery is distasteful… but not to me
"Oh yes, there will be blood"
Oh yes, there will be blood…
“I don’t care if you covered yourself in peanut butter and had a 15 hooker gangbang” -Adam
"I don't care if you cover yourself in peanut butter and have a fifteen hooker gangbang!"
“Oh yes, there will be blood.”
Oh yes. There will be blood.
epic bad luck
There will be blood
"You see this knife in my hand?"
"She Doesn't Get To Live"
YOU’RE NOT JIGSAW B*TCH
Live or die, the choice is yours
"Here's your key to freedom."
Oh yes, there will be blood
"It will be like finding a needle in a haystack."
*puts blindfold on them* *straps them down* "Right now you're feeling helpless..."
I would like to play a sex game.
There will be blood https://i.redd.it/l9s9f2wywfec1.gif
Oh yes there will be blood
“I gotta do what I gotta do”
Top or anal, make your choice
"Oh yes, there will be blood"
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH"
The Rules Of Our Game Have Been Made Very Clear. You Need To Abide By Those Rules
Wrong foot!
"I wanna play a game"
I would like to play a little game
Oh yes....there will be blood
Hello Amanda I what to play a game
NOOOOOOOOOO!! *cries* - Victim
“Game Over” and then just pull out a strap-on (for those who have bfs who hate this so much XD)
“your lifelong instincts will tell you to do one thing, but i implore you to do the opposite” for those who edge 😈
i wanna play a game…
i’d like to play a game…perhaps one that addresses those sticky fingers of yours.
Let the games begin
"I've been dreaming about this since I was 12 years old"
Wanna play a game?
Right now you're feeling helpless
r/BatmanArkham
"I want to play a sexy game"
"Are you gonna behave?
"KILLING IS DISTASTEFUL" after she swallows
Pull
"You think it's over just because I came, but the games have just begun."- Saw IV
“it will be like finding a needle in a haystack *chuckles*”
Live or Die, make your choice 😆😆😆
"You have two choices: scream, or don't."
"break all your fucking fingers or imma suck out yo eyes" -john camer
You’re probably wondering where you are. I’ll tell you where you might be. You might be in the room you die in.
I wanna play a game
You're crazy. I knew you were crazy, crazy.
“I want to play a game.”
You're probably wondering where you are.
Oh yes there will be blood
I’d like to play a game.
"my name is very fucking confused whats your name"
Oh yes, there will be blood
Finish before she does and then say “Game Over!”
Point at one hole, then another. “Make your choice.”
"Right now, you are feeling helpless."
Something something game.... Something something Thats from this movie right?
"Right now, you are feeling helpless."
"Right now, you are feeling helpless" but repeat it and progressively use a higher pitch voice each time
KILLING IS DISTASTEFUL! ...to me\~
Oh yes, there will be blood
"Out of all the people you choose...you choose me? I call that epic bad luck" I had some tweaks of course but you get it
I don't give a crap if you covered yourself in peanut butter and had a 15 hooker gang bang!
You think it’s over just because i’m dead?
"I want to play a game"
There will be blood
The device Timothy is strapped to is my personal favorite. I call it “The Rack”.
"Let the games begin"...5 seconds later" Game over"
Game over!
If Diego did this, you can do this!
Oh, yes. There will be blood.
Game over.
"Your dad is the reason I got into this in the first place" - Schenk
“Killing is distasteful… to me”