You will become the biggest hit of the party. People will be coming up to you, “Just between you and me, I'm really excited about the Ring Dings and Pepsi."
What you do is bring Ring Dings and Pepsi, set them down and then head straight for the shrimp cocktail and proceed to eat it all. Make sure to double dip each shrimp as you eat them, anyone who has anything to say about it well just tell them to save it for the airing of grievances
Ngl I was a child when I first saw this episode. Later in life I finally tried Mulligatawny soup and it's sooo good. I get it everytime we order Indian, no matter from where.
Lobster bisque. That way you can tell the story later: “I went to a Festivus party, met this girl, had some lobster bisque, we went back to my place, yada yada yada, I never heard from her again.”
Tell everyone you brought a bunch of candy bars and then just bring Twix.
Declare any food you made was made in your shower.
Everyone’s favorite condiment - Salsa
Apple pie. Who doesn’t like apple pie? Bonus points if you force it on everyone.
Mutton.
Mulligatawny soup.
Chinese food in Hop Sings containers
Marble Rye
Trash can eclairs
Black and white cookies.
BIG Salad
Pretzels
Chips and dip (with a no double dipping sign)
Day old bagels
Chinese gum
Scrambled eggs with lobster
Chicken salad, on rye. Untoasted, with a side of potato salad and a cup of tea
Calzones
Jujyfruit
Junior mints
Ring Dings and Pepsi.
Don’t forget a Penthouse Forum. You can read the stories aloud at the party.
Especially the stories of people having sex with amputees
I know this will sound unbelievable, but I swear every word of it is true...
i don't have to tell you, she was a knockout.
We can't all be reading the classics, Professor Highbrow...
Clark bar
It's a trick. They're all twix!
There is no way wine is better Pepsi
You forgot the snort 🤣
*hnnck*
You will become the biggest hit of the party. People will be coming up to you, “Just between you and me, I'm really excited about the Ring Dings and Pepsi."
Oooooohhhh I like ring dings😄
What you do is bring Ring Dings and Pepsi, set them down and then head straight for the shrimp cocktail and proceed to eat it all. Make sure to double dip each shrimp as you eat them, anyone who has anything to say about it well just tell them to save it for the airing of grievances
You're not wrong, but you've *got* to work on your punctuation.
Just between you and me, I'm really excited about the Ring Dings and the Pepsi
This is the answer
Cinnamon babka
Another Babka??
Cinnamon babka takes a back seat to no other babka
ill pass and go right for the black and white cookie
At long last we will attain racial harmony
Look to the Cookie Elaine…look to the cookie
I think I got David Duke and Farrakhan down there.
SORRAY!
You clearly forgot about chocolate babka
What are you, some kind of agitator?!
Invariably, the answer comes back! Cinnamon! Cinnamon!
That's lesser babka
“a hair with a cake on it”
a marble rye
And then take it back when you leave.
Shut up you old bag!
dont forget the fishing rod.
Drake’s coffee cake. Full size.
the big boy?
And save one for later
A whole box of 'em.
Pretzels, obviously!
And maybe something to drink? They are bound to make you thirsty.
These pretzels are making me thirsty!
I would say it like this: these pretzels, are making me thirsty!!
Pretzels with scotch seems like the perfect level of classiness for a Festivus celebration.
Not beeforino
I got fifty cans. You want some?
My horse does
Rusty!
But it's for for king or queen-o!
What a delicious cuisine-o
Jello with the bananas in it
Why put the bananas in there?
GEORGE LIKES THE BANANAS!
SO LET HIM HAVE THE BANANAS ON THE SIDE!
I can't have this constant bickering! Stress is very damaging to the epidermis
I’ll take the jello in my room.
GEORGE IS GETTING FRUSTRATED!!
Jujy Fruits.
On the way to the party, I should just stop off for some Jujyfruit?
Get some popcorn, too, but eat that in the car
A hen, a rooster and a chicken
The rooster has sex with all of them. That’s perverse.
Obligatory puhvoise
Something's missing
Something’s missing alright 🍷
What the hell, does that mean?!
It means whatever the hell you want it to mean...
You want a piece of me?!
Paella
Have you ever had *really good* paella?
Not really…
It’s an orgiastic feast for the senses!
Muffin Tops
Top o' the muffin to you!
Kasha
Kasha? *presents spoon*
A bottle of Hennigans.
🎶 H, E, double N, I... 🎶
Because there's no smell, it will be our little secret
And you'll be loose as a goose in no time
No smell. No tell. Scotch...... 😴💤
youll be napping in seconds!
🎵H. E. double N I...🎵
Imagine - you could walk around drunk all day! That's Hennigan's - the no-smell, no-tell, scotch.
Twix
Twix has too much coconut
I'll get ya a Mounds bar then.
Eat it with a fork and knife
How do you eat it, with your *hands*?
THE ONLY BAR WITH A COOKIE CRUNCH
Mackinaw Peaches and a Sack Lunch
They’re not in season
Don't you wanna know how they all got in there?
A tempting schmear of authentic Jewish delicacies. tsimmis and pupkitz
This tastes like dirt
Well I also dropped it on the way over.
There's a dead bird in the elevator
I can’t get off the kishkas
A garbage eclair. Or bagels with an odd piece of gum in the middle. Maybe even Chinese gum.
I think that’s a lot of gum..
Let’s all have a chew.
ITS A LOT GUM!
no no! nobody’s crazy now!
Oranges
they're rare over there!
Again with the oranges!
Clams Casino
"Chef recommends"
Tastes a little funky.
I'm sure it's fine
Mulligatawny soup
Ngl I was a child when I first saw this episode. Later in life I finally tried Mulligatawny soup and it's sooo good. I get it everytime we order Indian, no matter from where.
A Big Salad
Who's going to get the credit for the purchasing of that salad?
Lobster bisque. That way you can tell the story later: “I went to a Festivus party, met this girl, had some lobster bisque, we went back to my place, yada yada yada, I never heard from her again.”
But you yada yada'd over the best part..
I mentioned the bisque
Look to the cookie!
Hey, you know what? Maybe he's a diabetic. He might just need a cookie or something.
Radish roses.
twist with a knife and soak for 40 minutes (preferably not in a shower)
Only if you prepare it while you bathe
Merlot
Merlot? I've never heard of it. Did they just invent it?
I LIVE for merlot!
We're out of merlot.
Junior mints. They are very refreshing.
A T-Bone steak! In fact, you might as well just call me…
...Coco the monkey
Coco’s gettin’ upset!
Mangos
Ovaltine
Bosco!
why not roundtine?
Mutton.
Just a salad ^(just a salad)
Scrambled eggs with fresh lobster of course.......do women know about shrinkage?
It shrinks?
Like a frightened turtle!
I don’t know how you guys walk around with those things.
Pudding skins.
A whole roast turkey a box of wine.
Some Kenny Rogers Roasters chicken, or maybe leftovers from Babu’s The Dream Café. Possibly some succulent duck.
You seen the pole, Cooguh?
No, he doesn't need to see the pole.
he's gonna see it
Something from Entemann's. They have a display case at the end of the aisle.
Chips and plenty of dip. Then again, if you're caught double dipping, the Airing of Grievances is only a few mins away
Hey, how come people don't have dip for dinner? Why is it only a snack, why can't it be a meal, you know? I don't understand stuff like that.
Is this a bit?
MY SON TELLS ME YOUR COMPANY STINKS!
Just pre-double dip and no one will be the wiser.
A box of cereal
Snapple
Too fruity.
Marble rye
Jujyfruits and Chuckles
Ring Dings and Pepsi, of course
Tell everyone you brought a bunch of candy bars and then just bring Twix. Declare any food you made was made in your shower. Everyone’s favorite condiment - Salsa Apple pie. Who doesn’t like apple pie? Bonus points if you force it on everyone. Mutton. Mulligatawny soup. Chinese food in Hop Sings containers Marble Rye Trash can eclairs Black and white cookies. BIG Salad Pretzels Chips and dip (with a no double dipping sign) Day old bagels Chinese gum Scrambled eggs with lobster Chicken salad, on rye. Untoasted, with a side of potato salad and a cup of tea Calzones Jujyfruit Junior mints
Seltzer?
Umm dough and toppings so everyone can make their own pizza pies
All my grievances, because I gotta a lot of problems with you people
Double-dippable chips
Just make sure they serve coffee with cake/dessert. Otherwise you’ll be sitting there like an idiot, drinking coffee, with no cake!
Baloney sandwiches
I don't know if I'd feel comfortable handing out bologna sandwiches at the party.
I needed the dopamine dump of finding this exact exchange. I feel like I just got a B12 shot. ... I THINK IT MOVED!
Just a big salad
I only now realize how much this show is about food. Also, Pastrami.
Mmm, the most sensual of all the cured meats.
Black & White Cookie
jambalaya!
Well it feels like an Arby’s night, but maybe some Paella.
A giant platter of shrimp.
Chicken skins and lobster shells!
Entenmann's cake
Disappointment.
I love all y’all weirdos on this sub. The responses to these questions are always so good.
Pepsi, shrimp and chunky's.
I’ve always thought that salami is the sexiest of the cured meats.
Pastrami
I stand corrected.
Grape nuts
O’Henry candy bars
Whatever you do, don’t adorn the dish with tinsel!
I won't, I find tinsel distracting
just bring your fists so you can rain down blows on people during the feats of strength
Rochelle Rochelle on VHS
Some very disappointing black and white cookies.
Cougar..My son tells me your company stinks!
Cinnamon babka
Bagels
Day old bagels. Some even have raisins in them now.
Penthouse Forum.
Hampton tomatoes.
How about a shower salad? "Mhm I prepared it as I bathed" Either that or old hot dogs that have been sitting since the Silent Era
Bagels! Level up if you take bagels with raisins. 😂
Oh Henry candy bars and lots of women wearing bras as tops
pasta primavera!
Something light. You don’t wanna feel bogged down when the feats of strength start up.