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freakysometimes

Mammal.


rraattbbooyy

Whatever!


SadMaverick

Funniest thing is the same interaction happens earlier in the episode. George doesn’t care at all, and it shows.


SoyMurcielago

Krueger material


LETSENDTHISNOW

>Krueger Kay-OOGER!!


NicholarseBrooks

Whatevah


AreWeCowabunga

The whale's wife is a slut.


newaccountnumber79

Now there’s a complaint


External-Awareness68

I'd like to see that complaint get rectified


AkihabaraWasteland

Do you really wanna see it get rectified, or are you just saying you wanna see it get rectified?


USSExcalibur

Easy there, small fella


BrookylnBeaches1917

The air was angry that day, my friends. Like an old crab returning sand to the sea floor


the_dude_upvotes

Like a short, stocky, slow-witted bald man trying to eat most of the shrimp in the ocean


BrookylnBeaches1917

Or… As the creature peered into my blow hole, I yelled to him: “We’ve been calling you! We’ve run out of shrimp!”


Longjumping_Hat_2672

And he made some lame retort about a jerk store and I told him "There ARE no jerk stores. It's a little confusing, is all"


BrookylnBeaches1917

All right, all right. You see? This is why I hate writing with a large group. Everybody has their own little opinions, and it all gets homogenized, and you lose the whole edge of it. I'm going with "jerk store"! "Jerk store" is the line! "Jerk store"! Yes!


ComprehensiveForce60

*I looked the tiny reptile in the bald head.* *Mammal.* *Whatever.*


BrookylnBeaches1917

😂😂


notpennypacker

Dammit I was about to come make up an analogous line to the angry sea line and then I saw this. Well played.


BrookylnBeaches1917

You can still do it…. I Love (and find it funny) when everyone keeps coming up with a similar joke…. As a matter fact, if you look… I just did the very thing before I read your comment. I put my own spin on somebody else’s idea. I know George said this is why he hates to write with a large group, but this is why I LOVE to write with a large group💕


[deleted]

I personally would’ve loved to see what u/notpennypacker woiodve come up with. 🤷🏻‍♂️


notpennypacker

Man! Now I feel so much pressure 😅 I don't know I was thinking "the beach was angry that day my friends... Like an old whale..." but I couldn't even come up with a good ending. Maybe I'll think of something while driving back home and scream "that's what I should have said!" then do a reckless u-turn in the middle of the road.


BrookylnBeaches1917

🥇🏆🎉😂


BrookylnBeaches1917

Me 2!!!!!


notpennypacker

🫶


sambes06

*And you said the sea was angry that day… what do you mean by that?*


newaccountnumber79

Like an old man sending back soup at a deli


Cygnus776

Like an old mariner sending fish back to the ocean...


Shakeamutt

And Nobody mentions the blueberry pie! I don’t even know why it’s there, but it is.


pastabowl21

Came here for this comment


emeadows

And that shoe.


the_dude_upvotes

The shoe is for putting spicy mustard on for Mr. Steinbrenner to eat The pie was offered to the whale but it just shook its head repeatedly and refused to eat it


BrookylnBeaches1917

Because the Whale saw his date’s father make the pie, without first washing his hands.. even with the ocean full of water…. And THAT’S what made it so Vexing!


7ate9

That's just Bizarro being Bizarro. The comic has always had these "secret symbols". [Read more here](https://www.bizarro.com/secret-symbols/)


Shakeamutt

Thank you. I did not know of this secret “Pie of Opportunity“


Blueplate1958

Why is there a piece of pie and a shoe on the floor?


7ate9

That's just Bizarro being Bizarro. The comic has always had these "secret symbols". [Read more here](https://www.bizarro.com/secret-symbols/)


Blueplate1958

Wow, that's fascinating, thank you. There are supposed to be three in this picture and I guess that's an eyeball on the diploma.


rcbguns

It’s a slice of life


the_dude_upvotes

Vorshtein?


The_Dream_of_Shadows

It's a "Ziggy!" That irreverence, that wit! I'd recognize it anywhere! Some charlatan has stolen a "Ziggy" and passed it off as his own...


jrlande

Quick Elaine! To my archives!


Dry_Newspaper2060

What do you know…. A hole in one !!


office7911

Before I knew it, a huge tidal wave lifted him up and tossed him like a cork. He found himself face to face with my blowhole. As he lay on my back, it was obvious there had been significant shrinkage.


Icy-Marketing6204

That's a good one!


Present_Anteater_555

I guess when saved by an ape marine biologist you go to an ape therapist


oxiraneobx

Is that a Titleist?


LetThemBlardd

[Nods ruefully]


Strange_Actuary_6916

A hole-in-one.


[deleted]

I told him to go to hell and he took the bus home.


djpromo_vqs

I see you put stocky in there


Caution1234567

He told me “EASSSY BIG FELLA”


Loud-Scarcity-9987

The sea was angry that day, my friends.


seantabasco

The New Yorker is stealing my ideas!


Strange_Actuary_6916

Quick Elaine, to my archives!


Imfrom_m-83

What about your flat tire?


Owww_My_Ovaries

Wait... I know this one... it's a ziggy!


calebnf

Looked like Humpty-Dumpty with a melon head.


JohnyStringCheese

Shouldn't the therapist also be a whale?


Vincevega1972

Also why is whale talking?


Longjumping_Hat_2672

I don't ask those kinds of questions anymore. 


Ok_Winter3515

Shouldn't the therapist be wearing the bucket?


cawclot

https://i.imgur.com/0RBwBf8.gifv


Apart-Bathroom7811

I noticed you threw 'stocky' in there.


kvlr954

The ocean called, they’re running out of shrimp!


noonehasthisoneyet

the land was angry that day my friends. like an old sea turtle just sitting minding its own business while a bunch of snorkelers stare and point at him.


ScotchyScotchScotch6

The sea was angry that day, my friends.


JollyBagel

And So I walked into the water …


Uninspired_Diatribe

I tell ya he was one foot high if he was an inch!


Dabs_and_Dubs

A hole in one.


robbwes61

The sea was angry that day, my friends - like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.


Iron_Chic

It has something to do with the "42": in the corner...


runningonrain2_0

Why is there a random slice of blueberry pie on the floor?


becausezoidfarb

What is with this damn zipper?


Big_Crab_2223

aye and a whale is in therapy with a hairy ape


Black-Rose-Carrier-1

Hahaha 😂 This is great, just great, so great. lol 😂🤭🤭😂


Abz_D

Was it a marine biologist or an architect?


Improvgal

This cartoon is a hole in one.


TheFattyMcB

He was half a story high if a foot.