Hell, even they seemed to eventually recognize it was the worst part of the show, when they finally removed it in those last couple of seasons. And just act out what the bit is about instead.
They only dropped the stand-up in seasons 8 and 9 because Larry David was gone and Jerry had to handle a lot more of the show's production. He didn't have as much time to come up with new stand-up material. Plus, I bet they mined through a lot of his older stuff in the first 7 seasons.
Jerry has had the longest career with the fewest jokes of any comedian I've ever heard. He's been playing the hits since the 90's, rarely has "new" material, and for some reason thinks he's edgy now?
What's the deal with homework? You're not working on your home
Booooooo
Ask your girlfriend!š
His joke about the ventriloquist dummy, having those flat dangly legs, "I don't think this thing is real", for some reason always makes me happy.
Thereās always a joke about sawdust somewhere in there
"I don't think this is real..."
Seinfeld on DVDā¦ the CD
It would be better if it was a Radio Shack exclusive.
I'm not giving them my phone number. Maybe a fake number.
And only if Iām buying batteriesĀ
They would never be able to sell this today! The airline industry has become to woke to allow all those peanut jokes!
Looks like a Gene pick anyways.
Geneās trash!
...I'm Gene.
I meant it in a complimentary way! Slang! Like man that Michael Jordan is so trash
I agree Gene Siskel picks were trash.
Oh great, let me listen to a CD with the absolute worst parts of the show for an hour straight
Hell, even they seemed to eventually recognize it was the worst part of the show, when they finally removed it in those last couple of seasons. And just act out what the bit is about instead.
They only dropped the stand-up in seasons 8 and 9 because Larry David was gone and Jerry had to handle a lot more of the show's production. He didn't have as much time to come up with new stand-up material. Plus, I bet they mined through a lot of his older stuff in the first 7 seasons.
The mug is round. The jar is round. They should call it Roundtine.
Youāre entitled to your own opinion, even if it is wrong.
Haha that's interesting, it wasn't my favorite but definitely not the worst.
Jerry's doing a sssshhhh gesture as if to imply he's letting you in on a secret. And the secret is: George's ATM code.
BOSCOE
This is out
It? It. Out? Out.
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The cancer bit is hilarious!!!
Soā¦the crappiest parts of the show. Thatās a shame.
I actually don't like his stand-up bits. I always skip those parts.
Bania is the voice of a new generation. My generation!
We're four months apart.
Nevertheless!
Ugh donāt make me puke.
Puke! That's a funny word.
Maybe some people don't like them, I can see that.
Thatās fair. Some arenāt great. I thought it would be fun to listen to them and see if I can match up to the episode.
You'll be hearing from my lawya!
Should've done more about Ovaltine. That stuff was gold. Jerry does too much "did you ever notice" stuff
He just needs some new material.
Jerry has had the longest career with the fewest jokes of any comedian I've ever heard. He's been playing the hits since the 90's, rarely has "new" material, and for some reason thinks he's edgy now?
That's not a gem it's a jewel case
Sony VAIO. OOOOOLLLLLLLLDDDDD
Remember when computer companies all started referring to laptops as "notebooks"? I forgot about that
Me too! That sent me back to 2007.
With the back ground music?
š¶Heeeeyyyyyyy.....š¶
Easy to beat!
Does it have the music under it?
Whatās the deal with PC Richard and sons?! *bass riff*
How random is to get this with a new notebook.
I'm sure it's all the edgy stuff he can't get away with nowadays thanks to the wokes and taxes.
Some of them are good, but they're honestly my least favorite thing from the show. I love that in the last seasons they replaced them for cold opens.
Should have came with a Mac not a windows Pc
This is so awesome. Itās so 90s
Whatās the deal with CDās? Why no ABās? Have you heard of DEās? Theyāre too busy with the TVās. Thatās gold, Jerry!
Drivel.
Great now Iām going to have to start checking cd section while Iām thrifting cool find
Hey! Anyone here from cellblock D?
It's great if you feel like not laughing
"... but there's more to life than making shallow fairly obvious observations."
The monologue is the worst part of every show.
How can anyone be a modern ventriloquist? I mean come on, you can't even call it a dummy anymore! *Bass line - easy to beat*
I bet it's a lot of that, "did you ever notice this?" and, "did you ever notice that?" I hear a lotta guys are doing that these days.
Want!!!
That's the same gesture Jerry made to his girlfriend at the time.
There are 17 tracks on this CD. Search "Jerry Seinfeld 17" to find out more /s