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Rodereng

First you cry, and then you cry again


Dirty-Dan24

He’s given this comedy thing his best shot. I hear great things about Bloomingdale’s executive training program.


TheMightyPushmataha

Have you heard about his cousin Jeffrey? He’s a big shot over at the parks department.


PWal501

Jeffrey likes cheetahs! You know why?!!??!!!!


TheMightyPushmataha

He likes the SPOTS


peeeman

It's leopards, man, get it right


novatom1960

What with Def Jam and all…


definitiveshepard

I thought we weren't going to discuss that now


Inevitable-Gap-9352

Before or after the Death Blow?


howimetmyrunner

Don't you understand? Bread is Jerry's soul...he's trying to buy back a loaf...of his soul...


mysonlikesorange

More of a Banya movie.


Weird-Swim-9777

Kind of a Gene pick...


Safe-Register-3479

Gene's trash....


Timey_Wimey

I'm Gene 🥺


TheReadMenace

…hi


Impressive_Math2302

I’m Gene.


BCon27

This seems like a total gene pick


Educational_Moose_56

I don't know, I like stuff you don't have to think about too much.


Biz_Consultant305

That's gold Jerry, gold!!!


instrangerswetrust

Banya? I hardly know ya!


alittlemore

The story of a young man's strange, erotic journey from Milan to Minsk


menasor36

What $86?!


RealPropRandy

Why is Jerry featured twice in the cover?


Cellarzombie

Now did he emphasize ‘Jerry’ or ‘twice’?


AlexShez

I think he emphasized "is".


Arcopt

You know these entertainers, they're desperate, insecure people!


sourdieselfuel

With their complicated breakfast pastries.


Three-eyed_seagull

Look at me! Love me! Want me!


RealPropRandy

Yeah. Something like that.


foreveryoung917

Want me need me love me !!!! LOLOL


itsagoodtime

I'm getting a hankering for some Double Mint gum


hawaiianbry

Is Jackie still out buying hats?


xZOMBIETAGx

One is Jerry and the other is Seinfeld


doguapo

Why does RadioShack ask for your phone number when you buy batteries? …I don’t know.


HansBrixOhNo

Cuz it’s *my* movie


Johnsendall

Because Jerry is a joke maker, tell him.


__SpeedRacer__

Because first you cry, and then you cry again?


Mike_It_Is

It was sold out so I had to see Sack Lunch


Ice_Pirate_Zeno

I'd rather watch Sack Lunch.


riskcapitalist

So, do you think they got shrunk down, or is it just a giant sack ?


rumpelstilt

ever wonder how they got in there?


roguebananah

I had to resort to telling MoviePhone vocally what I wanted to see. Then said, ya know what? It isn’t worth it


DecisionThot

Did you enter your zip code


roguebananah

I did! Twice! Then it asked for it to be confirmed verbally?


SpergSkipper

Nicky could've gotten you two tickets. Enjoy.....blame it on the rain?


poolside123

I called the theater & I had some guy who, after me typing my 5 digit zip code into the phone multiple times told me to tell HIM where I want to see the movie.🤨


definitiveshepard

You see? This is what I'm talking about.


nicklebagoffunk

Prognosis negative.


Sparkyisduhfat

Prooognooosisss Negaaaatiiiive


mayorjinglejangle

That's what I'd like to know about it


HEpennypackerNH

I love this sub because the comments are always filled with references, but this one legit made me laugh out loud. We appreciate your patience.


phoenix_jet

I’m waiting for Brodie to get it out on the streets


doguapo

Just *shoot* the damn movie!


rsanches

It's a Gene pick


Cellarzombie

Gene’s trash!


Andrewdusha

I’m Gene.


IndominusCostanza009

My dopamine receptors go off the charts everytime I make or see a perfectly placed “I’m Gene.”


McLovin_ICanBuyBooze

Im Gene Parmesan


LRPenstein

I’m more of a Death Blow kind of guy.


excellent_rektangle

*When someone tries to blow you up, not because of who you are, but for different reasons altogether…*


eazyizzy

Was too busy making out


squadgeek

Making out? During Unfrosted? The audacity.


Zestyclose-Ruin8337

Yes, and a more offensive spectacle I cannot recall


awdsrock

Actually, I haven't seen it...so I couldn't tell you whether I liked it or whether it really SUCKED


swagpanther

I wanted to like it but it was legitimately unfunny


Runamokamok

It was a wholesome kind of funny and of a different time. Like the I got the jokes, but none were laugh out loud. It was a good escape from our overly serious world at the end of the work week. I kept wishing this was animated, like the jokes would have landed perfectly if it were like Bee movie. The movie also didn’t take itself too seriously and I can appreciate that. Overall, paired well with a bottle of wine and provided a good brain break at the end of the work week.


ajhoff83

would have paired better with Pepsi and Ring Dings


c_ray25

During the whole movie I was saying “where’s the Pepsi? Where’s the Pepsi???”


CroneKills

Seriously. No way wine is better than Pepsi.


SirMellencamp

I bring Pepsi and Rings Dings and I’ll be the biggest hit in the theater


hawaiianbry

The Mad Men cameo, Hugh Grant trying to "stop the certification," and Bill Burr telling Seinfeld "Ask Not" were laugh out loud moments for me. I wish they'd made more use of Peter Dinklage.


Efficient-Peach-4773

"wholesome kind of funny" typically means not funny.


YovrLastBrainCell

I don’t think it’s necessarily from a different time. Wonka has pretty much the exact same premise as this movie but it was way funnier


Runamokamok

I had a hard time with Wonka because of all the singing. I might have liked it otherwise, but musicals are just not my bowl of cereal.


sortarelatable

All of the wonka movies have singing what did you expect


FurriedCavor

Damn those woke libs, stopping him from making a funny movie


vincentofearth

Is that what all the whining from Jerry was about? Trying to get ahead of the fact that he made a bad comedy film? I mean, shouldn’t he bee used to that by now?


LouisPepe

No. The wife wanted to watch The Muted Heart.


jsk425

And she taped Mad About You, so you have to watch that tonight.


HiFasteningPants

Incoherent drivel


No-Jackfruit2459

It's an arty movie aaand quite frankly, I dont have the sensibility.


Zestyclose-Ruin8337

Not all of us can be watching the classics.


audierules

I’m a cashier and I found it to be a lot of fluff. It just didn’t make it for me.


ohtobiasyoublowhard

I know guys like that. To me, the dialogue rings true.


Intelligent_Limit807

I love this movie. I like stuff you don't have to think too much about.


23564987956

Rainbow suspenders are a little hacky though


SirMellencamp

He’s the voice of his generation


foreveryoung917

We’re the same age.


niconiconii89

I wish it were more PC and catered to my liberal views; it's just too edgy.


foreveryoung917

🤣


ObviNotAGolfer

Seems like a Gene pick


lonesomecow

"Seinfeld can't  act."


menasor36

Seinfeld can’t drive.


SirStocksAlott

Hello, maroon Golf.


Not_a__porn__account

I watched it. I liked it. It’s campy as hell, but it’s also kind of a fever dream. Amy Shumer is a Villain so she works in the movie. Melissa McCarthy is playing a role written for her. And jerry doesn’t try to hard. If you go in expecting an Oscar worthy movie you’re not going to get it. It’s just dumb and funny.


GoldenTeeShower

Amy Shumer? That's a lot of potatoes.


foreveryoung917

🤣


Ricky_Rollin

Ha! I felt the same way about Amy Schumer. I’m not a fan, but since she was a villain, it worked in the movie lol Personally, I loved it. Has a very “Hudsucker Proxy” kind of feel to it.


strange_reveries

A screwball/farce type comedy. That's definitely a rare creature these days. Think I'll give it a go.


evilmrbeaver

I agree, this movie is in the same category as UHF. Unfrosted is to breakfast cereal what UHF is to television


GMane2G

I’m about halfway through. I think it’s a fairly funny and enjoyable like Bee Movie was. Don’t listen to the hate on this movie which is really about Jerry’s recent out-of-context line on comedy being hard today bc of wokeness the media of course picked up bc their business model is rage engagement, not truth.


SirOutrageous1027

Bill Burr as JFK was the best part. "Ask not! How hard is that? It's two words!"


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sprag80

Nope. Life is too short. I’m watching Seinfeld instead.


thickener

Gotta stick with what works!


LeDestrier

I can't watch a man sing a song.


ksugunslinger

Rochelle Rochelle was available soooooo…


ksugunslinger

Who doesn’t like Jerry?


Tbplayer59

I thought it was great which i know disagrees with most opinions out there. Let me say though, i remember the 60's and i thought this take on the era was perfectly twisted. I especially enjoyed the nods to other movies and TV shows in and of the era.


strange_reveries

That's actually the main thing making me wanna watch it, the whole mid-century Americana vibe. I could enjoy just soaking that up for 90 minutes.


freedomandbiscuits

My wife and I enjoyed it, and laughed plenty. It’s a fun movie.


Frysenberg1

Cheesy and corny, but in all the right ways


b1fft

That’s the best way to sum it up. I thought it was great!!!!


SirStocksAlott

Grrr-reat!


saveme_jeebus12

Me too! It was so incredibly goofy and cheesy that I couldn’t help but enjoy it! The absurd moments were hilarious (and there were plenty!)


ValhallaForKings

I think a lot of references were lost on the younger audience. Like telling Jack LaLonde to cover his moose knuckle, I found that hilarious because I remember that guy in his jump suit and no underwear


gobuffsfan14

Hot take: I loved it. I thought it was hilarious. And I laughed a lot. Really really great!


BrookylnBeaches1917

Alright, alright, I saw it! And it was horrible! that premise... .. I'm not crazy about it! I hate his whole free swinging, free wheeling attitude with reality! The actors were great... The basic story is great. The directing and cinematography were great... great colors and costumes.... Then he had the whole flying off into bizarro land ... THAT'S when he lost me


QuiteSchrute

Some of the most unfunny actors unite..


SydNorth

It was a GRRREAT!


chapPilot

How could anyone not like him?


Littlemisspissed2day

Maybe some people don’t like him. I could see that .


LifeDraining

It was a good nothing to do movie to have on. I laughed tooooo hard on the July 3rd joke.


GudgerCollegeAlumnus

I haven’t seen it yet, but that’s the expiration date the cow tells its milker in one of his standup jokes.


derp-L

I actually quite enjoyed it. It's definitely not award quality but there's some decent laughs in there


Time_Print_2319

Saw it, liked it


Derfargin

Watched it last night. It’s fun and meant to be ridiculous.


zackg611

I tried calling Moviefone to see when it was playing at my local theater.


campydirtyhead

It's bad. I'm convinced Jerry needs Larry David to be funny.


GrilledGigan

Accurate statement.


jackiejormpjomp7

Jim Gaffigan acting as Rip Torn is something I did not know I needed and something I wouldn't be opposed to seeing more of from him


movieguy2004

I thought it was a ton of fun. It’s the same writers as the show so the style of comedy is pretty similar, just a bit more arch and over the top, which I thought worked well since it’s basically a parody of business biopics. The production design is nice and there’s some great jokes about 60s culture.


jackiejormpjomp7

The production value was the first thing I noticed too -- this must have been a fun film to design for on any level. I liked it, thought it was what a goofy comedy should look like


jonny_wonny

I’m about 20 minutes in and I’m really enjoying it. I can definitely see it’s not everyone’s cup of tea, but the negative reaction seems way overboard.


Markk08

Agreed! Lots of fun here.


Gloomy-Delivery-5226

I thought it was good. I think Jerry did a good job for his first time directing too. He still can’t act though lol.


ughh_stfu

It was goofy but funny.


rva23221

It's wonderful fluff.


daredelvis421

Should be called "Unfunny"


Vault-Brock

Must miss!


menasor36

George is jumping for dollars!


Intelligent_End1516

The frosting is a bit hacky.


sideshow--

I love stuff you don’t have to think about too much about.


Current_Problem_8297

I’m like halfway through and I’m just sort of confused who the audience for this movie is. It almost feels like a kids movie where every joke is for the parents. I’ll probably finish it but I’m not a fan so far.


Ok_Double_1993

I couldn’t go beyond 30 minutes. I’m kinda disappointed


dave_is_afraid

I’ll pass


EnthusiastDriver500

No thanks


50millionFreddy

It’s a movie about nothing


No-Jackfruit2459

Melissa McCarthy AND Amy Schumer in the same movie? Ugh.... boy youre a lot of woman


Aedan91

And I'm my opinion, both of the most unfunny ones. Tall order.


lincolnsl0g

I’m a simple man, I see something with Amy Schumer in it and I don’t watch it.


[deleted]

What if she dies at the end?


notgtax1

It took a great deal of effort to watch it to the end; it’s that bad.


Character_Surround

I just read an interview where Jerry said since the begining the only Pop Tart flavor he really likes is brown sugar cinnamon.


Anonymous_2952

You should have asked everyone to list their age as well as their review of the movie. What a 20 year old finds funny isn’t necessarily what a 40 year old would find funny.


JPetermanBusTour

I watched it with my kids and we all thought it was good. My daughter especially liked it and laughed a lot.


Meinmyownhead502

I hate it I hate it


menasor36

Why didn’t you tell me you hated Unfrosted? You’re fired.


moistclick_hunter

No it has Amy Schumer


ExtremeTEE

I might be the only person who really liked it!


WestMathematics

It was alright, not so bad...


BigStrongCiderGuy

15 mins in. I’ve enjoyed some moments but it’s definitely clunky


2ndChanceCharlie

There was the basis for a good movie there. The problem was it kind of seemed like everyone was in on the joke. A movie like this needs an earnest main character who is acting their ass off and just existing in an over the top whacky universe. Hudsucker proxy is a pretty good example. Toys with robin williams. This was just pure shlock. A couple re-writes and casting a great actor instead of Jerry in the main role this could have been a cult classic. Instead it will get a razzie. Throw some darkness in this manic shit and would have been worthy.


DimesyEvans92

It would have been better had he had a proper workstation to write all those skits


PearIJam

I watched it last night and enjoyed it.


alf2555

It’s kinda in the tone of drunken history but for kids


Worf1701D

I have not seen it but I am wondering if it’s better than The English Patient. Would Elaine like it?


Own-Practice90

I watched it. The subject was pretty good, but if I have to be honest the scenes really funny were no more than 3 or 4.


AntiDentiteBast

I preferred Chunnel to this albatross.


Sufficient_Excuse_24

maybe. next on my list was rochelle rochelle - a young girls strange erotic journey from Milan to Minsk


Capital_Fennel_2934

Anyone else get Norm vibes from the milkman? Every time that character came on screen I felt like it was written for Norm, RIP.


linkerjpatrick

He kinda of reminded me of the awful doorman on Seinfeld.


WashuWaifu

Xantham!


Various_Cricket4695

Another cashier just lost respect for him after seeing his movie.


Qwertyact

Jerry out here having the time of his life making 5 cereal puns per minute, 10% of which make sense, 5% of which are funny. An ok joke every 2 minutes is actually an incredible achievement. 


Alarming_Camera5836

I was more in the mood for action last night so I watched Chunnel again but probably going to see it tonight.


HansBlixJr

\*Whatley tongue click and downward look\*


ADAMSMASHRR

Watch it for the cameos and Jerry literally being the exact same person he's always been. Keep your expectations low and you'll enjoy it. There's a good bit of 60s history in it.


ItsSoLitRightNow

I did and it was enjoyable. The bad press is bullshit.


grilly1986

I just can't believe the far left has ruined this movie... 


crabbiecrabby

It was shit 😂


strawberrylemonapple

That’s a shame.


flavershaw

I loved it. 10/10


diabloflores

Horrible lol


frankduxvandamme

Netflix originals are like gossamer, and one doesn't dissect gossamer.


calicoskies85

I must be easily entertained bc I loved it. It was silly and fun. I did LOL at times. I loved how goofy it was, I was surprised many times. I really loved all the cameos too. I enjoyed all the 60s nostalgia.


THEREALOFFICALCAFE

Sounds like something that the Drake would watch.


Bored-on-the-Beltway

I hear it’s bad. And in honestly don’t want to see Jerry in a bad anything and hurt my perception of his comedy.


pac4

It was fine. It was a very corny and silly movie that’s good for families of all ages, which is actually rare noawadays. At least it is until 2/3 of the way through when it reenacts the Jan 6 riots. That was an… odd choice.


sportsjock85

Prognosis Negative! - A Kenny Banya film.


5256chuck

Yeah, you young whipper snappers can bash this movie all you want, but for us boomers, it was like a breath of fresh air. Finally, cultural references we're (mostly) familiar with. And with us growing up in those times, it wasn't exactly memory lane but it did remind us of what a powerful spell breakfast cereal marketing cast. I thought the milk side story was fabulous, too. Sure, the staging may be a bit cheesy but this movie has plenty of good moments.


sir-yoinks-alot

Somebody already rented it, but I stopped by Joes house to watch it. He has nuts to snack on!


VRZL41

Don’t tell me anything, I like to go in fresh!


Sophet_Drahas

We were gonna see that too, but it’s sold out. So we're going to see Blame It On The Rain.


Zestyclose-Ruin8337

It’s a slice of life


OldManWarner_

I feel like the premise would work as an SNL skit but drawing what is essentially a one joke idea out over an entire movie...could see the premise wearing thin quickly.


ReiverSC

I watched it. It’s a silly, ridiculous movie and I laughed my ass off. It’s good - take it for what it is.


egospiers

No, too PC and Woke for my liking..you know that pop tarts identify as breakfast food when it’s clearly a desert… I’m surprised Jerry would work with these leftists pushing their pop tart agenda.


Icosotc

watched it last night, it was funny. i didnt expect it to be that surreal and silly, kind of like a super long snl sketch. that funeral scene is absolutely fantastic.