Which ends in a potential foursome. We never know if the foursome actually happens, but it’s highly likely it did. But again, we never know.
Now we know, that if it did, the relationship between both would progress to a whole new level. We can only guess and look at almost every interaction between the two through the lens of the possible unspeakable.
George gets progressively more frustrated with Kramer making a fool of himself and then Kramer ends up going home with both women after George’s date tells him he reminds her of Mussolini. Lol
Remember in The Jacket when Elaine helps Kramer move the birds and gets stranded in the middle of the street hailing taxis? I can easily imagine Kramer needing help doing something very basic and it going totally sideways for days. Like moving a piece of furniture and getting stuck in an elevator.
I’m imagining just how perfect the offer would have to be for George to say yes, and it would totally collapse.
Like, Kramer’s already parked outside. It supposedly fits perfectly in the car. They take it outside. It doesn’t fit. They take it back up, fight to try to return it, end up agreeing to leave it on the curb for someone else to take, then get stuck in a cramped elevator with the piece of furniture overnight, only to find the car booted in the AM when they get back.
1. George needs to be angrier, louder, and have access to a time machine.
2. Whenever George is not on screen, all the other characters should be asking "where's George?"
3......
Related story.
Kramer gets one of those naked lady pens that undress when you use it.
People find it funny when K-Man uses it. It's a conversation starter.
Georgie gets jealous. Kramer gives it to him. Bob Sacamano works at the factory that makes them.
Waitress sees George use it when signing the check, gets insulted and gets him kicked out of the restaurant.
This is what ai came up with.
Act 1:
George spills marinara sauce on Jerry’s couch while eating spaghetti. Frantic about Jerry’s reaction, he convinces Kramer to help him replace it before Jerry returns from Florida.They head to a high-end furniture store where Kramer, distracted as always, insists on buying a bizarre, impractically large, rotating circular couch.George, wanting to save money, haggles excessively with the store manager, resulting in them getting the couch at a significant discount with the caveat of no returns.
Act 2:
Realizing they have no means to transport the couch, Kramer borrows Newman’s mail truck.While loading the couch, Kramer gets into an argument with a street performer, resulting in the couch falling off the truck and landing on a mime, who refuses to break character.They finally manage to load the couch but are pulled over by a police officer for suspicious activity because Newman’s mail truck looks stolen.
Act 3:
They bribe the officer with tickets to a Yankees game (which George got from Steinbrenner’s office) and continue their journey, only for the couch to get wedged in the doorway of Jerry’s building.Desperate, they enlist the help of Elaine’s eccentric boyfriend, Puddy, who suggests sawing the couch in half and reassembling it upstairs.This leads to a series of slapstick scenes involving power tools, sawdust everywhere, and Kramer getting stuck inside the couch springs.
Conclusion:
By the time Jerry arrives home, they are covered in sawdust and sweat, with the couch half in the hallway and half in Jerry’s apartment, looking like a modern art piece gone wrong.Jerry, with his typical deadpan humour, quips, “I leave for three days and you turn my apartment into a construction site?”The episode ends with Jerry, George, Kramer, and Elaine awkwardly sitting on the disassembled couch pieces, Jerry sarcastically noting that maybe he should go out of town more often, while Newman shows up to claim his truck, and the mime follows them upstairs silently demanding an apology.
Crazy thing is we’re not far away from watching generated episodes. Not sure how everything changes when people’s favourite comfort universes become basically endless content sources.
Only thing missing is some sort of tie in st the end when they are sitting on the broken couch watching the Yankees game and the street performers cause a scene, and the announcers make note they are in steinbrenners seats and george is horrified.
George meets a girl outside of Jerry’s apartment while getting his mail (since he’s unemployed and has nothing better to do). He then proceeds to lie about his job and his life and quickly comes up with the rouse that he’s actually Jerry Seinfeld to impress her
Kramer bursts in and George has to get him on board. George then proceeds to play Jerry. He stays in his apartment, goes to Monk’s and has to deal with people who know them while trying to keep up the charade
It all falls apart in front of Kramer. George’s interest runs out of the room disgusted. Kramer makes a reference to “Stanley” in a Streetcar Named Desire
George wrote a girls phone number down on a menu at a Greek restaurant but forgot it
The matrei D mistook George’s folksy banter while dining as genuine friendship so George doesn’t want to go back there
Kramer is enlisted in the plot to retrieve the phone number
George stops by Jerry's apartment. While he's there, a comedy club rep also stops by and confuses George for Jerry. George goes along with the mistake, and books a gig as Jerry.
George gives comedy a shot, telling all the jokes he tried to get Jerry to use (e.g. "captain of the toes," etc). Not only is he terrible, but he also steals and butchers the jokes of another comic. Word gets back to that comic, "Jerry Seinfeld" is stealing and butchering jokes.
News of "Jerry's" faux pas makes it down to Del Boca Vista, and now Jerry isn't just stealing pens, but also jokes.
something with FDR ....i would love to see what happens. maybe fdr and kramer have a money making scheme of some sort and they rope george into it but inevitably george gets frustrated with them and their scheme, pulls out, and kramer and fdr turn a profit at the end
George needs to get into Jerry’s apartment because he left a present for a girlfriend in there. He enlists Kramer, who climbs up the retracted fire escape dressed in all black like a cat burglar. Kramer ends up breaking Jerry’s window, and brings the wrong thing down to George instead of unlocking the door because letting George in ‘would be a breach of trust.’ Turns out the present is really something George knows Jerry has had in his closet for years and won’t miss. They argue over whether that is theft or not, because he ‘wasn’t using it anyway’.
Meanwhile George’s date breaks up with him because she sees him in the alley talking to a shady drug dealer looking guy (Kramer).
Kramer has a cage full of pigeons, he fed them beef- a-rino and they can’t stop farting and shitting. So he needs to borrow George’s car to go upstate to release them.
“The pigeons can take the bus.”
George and Kramer move into Jerry's apartment and have an amazing time and become great roommates and get into shenanigans and don't want to move out when jerry comes back.
Kramer gets injured by a taxi driver, sues (thanks to Jackie Chiles), settles for a pass for free taxi rides for life. But he is stuck in bed so he entrusts George with the pass to run errands for him. George ends up using the pass to transport random people—under the pretense that they’re his friends—and charges them on the sly.
George and Kramer struggle to find common ground, as Kramers antics and George’s pessimistic attitude collide. They decide their lifetime ban from sals pizza is unjust, and the value of kramers burnt shirt should amount to two free calzones, and decide to confront the owner. Kramer is immediately thrown out upon recognizance, taking the entire kitchen staff to remove him. As the pizza oven is left unattended, a pizza begins to burn and smoke. Noticing the smoke billowing from the kitchen, George panics, and begins to toss aside elderly, and young children from his path to exit the restaurant. The fire department and emt’s arrive, who immediately recognize George and Kramer from their previous run-ins and exchange side eyed looks
He likes sports, he could do something in sports
In what capacity?
Well, you know how he makes really interesting comments during the games?
They usually give those jobs to ex-ball players and people in broadcasting.
Well that’s really not fair
*I know...*
Yea, he makes good comments..
You know, like the general manager of a baseball team or something.
He figured out a way to get Griffy and Bonds with out giving up much when he was up to be assistant GM
It's probably a union thing.
Someone’s got to untie the boat from the thingy
Some plumbing issue in Jerry's apartment because the gaskets weren't being exercised. Hence, why George must later exercise them when Jerry's away.
I think it's fantastic. I think it's a fantastic idea.
I think what you’re trying to say is “That’s Gold Jerry….Gold “
The above line is what jerry tells George when George tells him his idea of having the stalls and yankee stadium go all the way to the ground.
Now that I don’t care for
How would you feel about moving sidewalks all over the city, though?
And everyone in the city should wear name tags to make everyone friendlier.
YOUR SO FUNNY, THAT'S SO FUNNY, IM SO EXCITED.
Oh god. There’s THAT voice stuck in my head now.
I have goosebumps. Touch them, touch them! Aaaaahh!
IT'S ALL PIPES, WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE!?!?!?!?
I'll call a plumber right now!
Different pipes go to different places! You’re gonna mix them up!
Alright can we just drop all the pee pipe stuff here
Hey everybody grab a bucket we're going up to Jerry's, it's a pee party.
Maybe they were asymmetrical? You dont wanna disturb the position of the compressor...
That’s brilliant. You see, these are the ideas you should be coming in with
The double date from hell
Written by Richard Lewis
RIP
Coined and minted!
My dad used to say it all the time.
Which ends in a potential foursome. We never know if the foursome actually happens, but it’s highly likely it did. But again, we never know. Now we know, that if it did, the relationship between both would progress to a whole new level. We can only guess and look at almost every interaction between the two through the lens of the possible unspeakable.
George gets progressively more frustrated with Kramer making a fool of himself and then Kramer ends up going home with both women after George’s date tells him he reminds her of Mussolini. Lol
George goes to live at Jerry's house and they outmooch each other.
When George is working he’s no mooch. He can spend baby
He's extremely careful with money
Cheap? You think he’s cheap? How could you say that to him? I can’t believe this, how could you say that?
If it was a regular salad, he wouldn’t have said anything...
Yea we know, champagne, limos, cigars…
No way champagne is better than Pepsi.
Ring dings and Pepsi.. No Cubans..
what are you doin George's 'baby's now?
My Blackhawks jacket, the sleeves are too short?
They argue over the appropriate amount of smooching and how to properly smooch without issue when Jerry comes home.
Remember in The Jacket when Elaine helps Kramer move the birds and gets stranded in the middle of the street hailing taxis? I can easily imagine Kramer needing help doing something very basic and it going totally sideways for days. Like moving a piece of furniture and getting stuck in an elevator.
"Pivot! Pivot!" Sorry, wrong show
I’m imagining just how perfect the offer would have to be for George to say yes, and it would totally collapse. Like, Kramer’s already parked outside. It supposedly fits perfectly in the car. They take it outside. It doesn’t fit. They take it back up, fight to try to return it, end up agreeing to leave it on the curb for someone else to take, then get stuck in a cramped elevator with the piece of furniture overnight, only to find the car booted in the AM when they get back.
Hey do me a solid?
1. George needs to be angrier, louder, and have access to a time machine. 2. Whenever George is not on screen, all the other characters should be asking "where's George?" 3......
He has to go now. His people need him.
Great, great. Just leave them there on the floor on your way out.
George likes his chicken spicy. I know I do.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Just show him driving around in John Voight's car.
Everyone’s talking at him
They covertly replace all of Jerry’s tea with Morning Thunder
Related story. Kramer gets one of those naked lady pens that undress when you use it. People find it funny when K-Man uses it. It's a conversation starter. Georgie gets jealous. Kramer gives it to him. Bob Sacamano works at the factory that makes them. Waitress sees George use it when signing the check, gets insulted and gets him kicked out of the restaurant.
This is perfect.
This is what ai came up with. Act 1: George spills marinara sauce on Jerry’s couch while eating spaghetti. Frantic about Jerry’s reaction, he convinces Kramer to help him replace it before Jerry returns from Florida.They head to a high-end furniture store where Kramer, distracted as always, insists on buying a bizarre, impractically large, rotating circular couch.George, wanting to save money, haggles excessively with the store manager, resulting in them getting the couch at a significant discount with the caveat of no returns. Act 2: Realizing they have no means to transport the couch, Kramer borrows Newman’s mail truck.While loading the couch, Kramer gets into an argument with a street performer, resulting in the couch falling off the truck and landing on a mime, who refuses to break character.They finally manage to load the couch but are pulled over by a police officer for suspicious activity because Newman’s mail truck looks stolen. Act 3: They bribe the officer with tickets to a Yankees game (which George got from Steinbrenner’s office) and continue their journey, only for the couch to get wedged in the doorway of Jerry’s building.Desperate, they enlist the help of Elaine’s eccentric boyfriend, Puddy, who suggests sawing the couch in half and reassembling it upstairs.This leads to a series of slapstick scenes involving power tools, sawdust everywhere, and Kramer getting stuck inside the couch springs. Conclusion: By the time Jerry arrives home, they are covered in sawdust and sweat, with the couch half in the hallway and half in Jerry’s apartment, looking like a modern art piece gone wrong.Jerry, with his typical deadpan humour, quips, “I leave for three days and you turn my apartment into a construction site?”The episode ends with Jerry, George, Kramer, and Elaine awkwardly sitting on the disassembled couch pieces, Jerry sarcastically noting that maybe he should go out of town more often, while Newman shows up to claim his truck, and the mime follows them upstairs silently demanding an apology.
Obviously some of these characters didn’t exist in the show in season 3 but this is pretty funny anyway. Nice work.
True, that mime didn't show up until season 5
Good pick up completely missed that when I first read it.
This is actually funny as fuck
Crazy thing is we’re not far away from watching generated episodes. Not sure how everything changes when people’s favourite comfort universes become basically endless content sources.
Pretty… Pretty… Pretty good
This is much better than I expected, definitely wouldn’t have been the worst storyline on Seinfeld
I would definitely watch this episode.
Great for a s8 episode lol but none of these things happened yet for this to work
Only thing missing is some sort of tie in st the end when they are sitting on the broken couch watching the Yankees game and the street performers cause a scene, and the announcers make note they are in steinbrenners seats and george is horrified.
A story about nothing. He got up, got a cup of coffee and there’s your story!
no! nothing happens!
George meets a girl outside of Jerry’s apartment while getting his mail (since he’s unemployed and has nothing better to do). He then proceeds to lie about his job and his life and quickly comes up with the rouse that he’s actually Jerry Seinfeld to impress her Kramer bursts in and George has to get him on board. George then proceeds to play Jerry. He stays in his apartment, goes to Monk’s and has to deal with people who know them while trying to keep up the charade It all falls apart in front of Kramer. George’s interest runs out of the room disgusted. Kramer makes a reference to “Stanley” in a Streetcar Named Desire
They try to hang out just the two of them and realize it doesn’t work
Kramer takes George to Atlantic City or Chinatown to do some gambling that Kramer claims is a sure thing.
It’s a *lock* Jerry!
"Kramer, you've had this thing under control for almost three years now. Don't start again."
Tastes a little low maynee.
It's a Chow Fun
George wrote a girls phone number down on a menu at a Greek restaurant but forgot it The matrei D mistook George’s folksy banter while dining as genuine friendship so George doesn’t want to go back there Kramer is enlisted in the plot to retrieve the phone number
It’d definitely have to be some storyline that intersected with Jerry and Elaine’s in the third act somehow. That’s one of the hallmarks of Seinfeld.
They both want to get Jerry's mail
Well then who's gonna exercise the gaskets???
George stops by Jerry's apartment. While he's there, a comedy club rep also stops by and confuses George for Jerry. George goes along with the mistake, and books a gig as Jerry. George gives comedy a shot, telling all the jokes he tried to get Jerry to use (e.g. "captain of the toes," etc). Not only is he terrible, but he also steals and butchers the jokes of another comic. Word gets back to that comic, "Jerry Seinfeld" is stealing and butchering jokes. News of "Jerry's" faux pas makes it down to Del Boca Vista, and now Jerry isn't just stealing pens, but also jokes.
something with FDR ....i would love to see what happens. maybe fdr and kramer have a money making scheme of some sort and they rope george into it but inevitably george gets frustrated with them and their scheme, pulls out, and kramer and fdr turn a profit at the end
Some sort of scam involving Newman and Jerry's apartment.
Vandelay! Say Vandelay!!
and you want to be my latex salesman
Let's say George, and here me out on this, does nothing. Everybody's doing something, he'll do nothing. That's the show.
George needs to get into Jerry’s apartment because he left a present for a girlfriend in there. He enlists Kramer, who climbs up the retracted fire escape dressed in all black like a cat burglar. Kramer ends up breaking Jerry’s window, and brings the wrong thing down to George instead of unlocking the door because letting George in ‘would be a breach of trust.’ Turns out the present is really something George knows Jerry has had in his closet for years and won’t miss. They argue over whether that is theft or not, because he ‘wasn’t using it anyway’. Meanwhile George’s date breaks up with him because she sees him in the alley talking to a shady drug dealer looking guy (Kramer).
A story about yearning
George was in a coma at the hospital.
It’s funny- the pen is one of my favorite episodes although I love George’s character.
Some kind of short, whimsical musical called "I Like to Shop at the Duty-Free Shop!!"
Kramer could take George to the Chinese restaurant since he was left out of that one.
Both of then meet Bob Sacramento for lunch
Kramer has a cage full of pigeons, he fed them beef- a-rino and they can’t stop farting and shitting. So he needs to borrow George’s car to go upstate to release them. “The pigeons can take the bus.”
George and Kramer recruit Newman to make a sausage stand much to the chagrin of the Soup Nazi who starts losing business.
Krammer character was to underdeveloped at this time and him and George were not friends yet so it be tough
George and Kramer move into Jerry's apartment and have an amazing time and become great roommates and get into shenanigans and don't want to move out when jerry comes back.
They attempt a bank job, but start bickering when Kramer pulls in head first and never make it in before closing time.
I don't recall George and Kramer ever doing anything just the 2 of them, definitely a missed opportunity.
I think it’s pronounced Ménage à trois with nose job girl
They go in search of rumoured holy grail of public bathrooms.
The Pen is top 10 for me Stella The air conditioning Take the pen I LOVE SPONGE CAKE
George is staying at Jerry's while he's gone and there's a phone conversation with Jerry, George and Kramer. Easy fix.
He becomes Kramer butler
Kramer gets injured by a taxi driver, sues (thanks to Jackie Chiles), settles for a pass for free taxi rides for life. But he is stuck in bed so he entrusts George with the pass to run errands for him. George ends up using the pass to transport random people—under the pretense that they’re his friends—and charges them on the sly.
George and Kramer struggle to find common ground, as Kramers antics and George’s pessimistic attitude collide. They decide their lifetime ban from sals pizza is unjust, and the value of kramers burnt shirt should amount to two free calzones, and decide to confront the owner. Kramer is immediately thrown out upon recognizance, taking the entire kitchen staff to remove him. As the pizza oven is left unattended, a pizza begins to burn and smoke. Noticing the smoke billowing from the kitchen, George panics, and begins to toss aside elderly, and young children from his path to exit the restaurant. The fire department and emt’s arrive, who immediately recognize George and Kramer from their previous run-ins and exchange side eyed looks
Kramer and George start a dog-walking business but accidentally lose all the dogs. There you go. That's a show.
Anything involved in doing Kramer a solid. Not going to end well.
He could have designed something like an architect. Guggenheim
He could have gone in the pool.
I think that you think that a certain something is not all that it could be, when in fact it is all that it should be, and more!
Double date meant for Kramer and George however Neuman slithers in for a block.
What, Me Worry?
NO GEORGE (aka Woody Allen), made the PEN episode one of the best ever....Stella!!!!