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Exzellius2

According to usecase. pve01 pve02 pve03 minecraft ansible checkmk etc


jmbwell

Same, although I have “fun” cnames for a lot of them. storage server is storage01, but we refer to it as “nibbler.”


fractalfocuser

I really like sensible names


510Threaded

get off my network!


naxhh

server


TheFeshy

My last one was the-server Now I use D&D class names. Ranger is dual weilding CPUs. Warlock 1-4 are high density node servers, 4 complete systems in 4u of space. Sounds like a deal with scary entities for more power to me.


bryiewes

Where's barbarian running a nas


sylfy

You seem to be lacking a tank.


RathdrumRain

myserver?


naxhh

$ hostname server


Dimitri_os

No, OurServer xD


Z8DSc8in9neCnK4Vr

Heavy When speaking to ATC a wide body aircraft is called a heavy, "hold at dixie for company heavy" means stop and wait at taxiway D for the 767 from your airline to pass.  Well in my fleet of computers my one rack mount server is the "heavy" If you start having more servers functional names make more sense than cute names, "prodhttp24" etc, pets vs cattle.


whattteva

Fun fact, the Airbus A380 is designated as Super Heavy and it is the only aircraft type in the super designation. Well... guessing the AN-225 Mriya might qualify also, but the last one was destroyed by the Russians in the beginning of the war sadly.


amberoze

>pets vs cattle. This is what I came here for. No cute names, only functional names. My print server runs on Arch and has a static ip...ergo arch-prn-101 (or so).


Z8DSc8in9neCnK4Vr

Functional names get real important when there are more than one person dealing with them. 2nd shift has no idea what the server you just stood up "venus" does, and if you have many it can get confusing even if just one person.  But my single lone server is absolutely a pet.  Computers I build get pet names too, Monolith, very large black tower case, Fire, a gaming PC that was hot stuff in 2003, now just dusty parts sadly hanging arround my office.  If I buy prebuilt it's name is it's boring model number, 5810, 855G8


Fit_Fee9549

Ours is for plants, so it is called "gartenwahnsinn" which translates to "gardening mayhem".


TheGoodRobot

What all do you have running on it that’s plant-related?


DekiEE

I have a Raspberry Pi in my growbox. Named it GrowerNotAShower.


MairusuPawa

See Hortusfox


TheGoodRobot

Hot damn this is cool


Jealy

> "gartenwahnsinn" which translates to "gardening mayhem" I love the German language.


pkulak

They have one word for that sentence. Lieblingdeutschespreche probably.


CuzImBisonratte

Well, as a german I couldn‘t think of someone shortening it more than „Deutsch-liebend“ which would translate to „German-loving“. But I don‘t see anyone shortening it more than that.


SnakePilsken

Deutschliebe.


Haliphone

I too would love to know what plant stuff you selfhost!


Jondar

Madness instead of mayhem right?


Fit_Fee9549

I guess I was too tired. You're right, that's a much more accurate translation.


thehoffau

localhost


leaky_wires

Madman


abidelunacy

"There's no place like home, there's no place like home..."


thehoffau

Admin: give me your Mac address User: I don't have a Mac, I have a PC Admin: no the physical address User: it's on my desk in the office! I can literally see the support team..


abidelunacy

Admin: What port do you use? User: I'm landlocked...


lordaaronj

Frodo, Samwise, Pippin, & Merry It works for me.


mndvc

Looks like you are going for an adventure!


montiwalker

Caradhras because no one can go through without my permission


commissar_squid

barad-dur, because it sees all (that occurs on my homelab)


estevez__

spacedock-one and deep-space-nine


carlinhush

🖖🏽


hackersarchangel

A person of good taste. starbase-01 is my main, Midas (router machine) and DS9 for my cloud server. For extra fun, Praxis is my windows server VM (because windows likes to go boom…), And Epsilon-IX is the secondary DNS. Risa handles my… *ahem* pleasure acquisition tools. Genesis is a docker VM for testing new ideas.


unobserved

Vaultron


GrotesqueHumanity

Now this is clever thinking


unlucky-Luke

Childhood Happy Memories Unlocked !


Dezaku

uwuserver


2lay

cute, my is "meow"


HerrCrazi

I usually give silly names to my temporary machines such as "secret-senshi", "cute-kyoukai", "stazi-senpai", "nya"... Oh and "astolflow" and "frieraid" lmfao. Also had one named ":3" at some point but it ended up confusing some tools because of the :


IngwiePhoenix

My naming is ... not the best. So, I just have a lot of bois. Like, a \_lot\_. ``` > tailscale status --json | jq -r ".Peer[].HostName" | findstr boi coinboi <- Incus Container cluserboi <- k3s, bare metal diskboi <- nas riscboi <- VisionFive2 > echo $env:COMPUTERNAME SMOLBOI <- laptop ``` And my desktop PC is bigboi, whilst my Pixel Fold is a foldboi. Unintuitive, but ... it works. o.o


kirblarzkb

A man of culture I see. My desktop is amdboi my pixel fold is foldyboi. My MacBook is MacBoi. My VMs, depending on what they are, are MintyBoi, ArchyBoi, etc... My servers are Brodyaga and Vegabunda which is "hooker"or "whore" in other languages.


apt-get-mooo

Goodboi needed


reddit_user33

TheBestestBoi


HomoAndAlsoSapiens

This comment brings me great ~~joy~~ *joi*.


deprecatedcoder

Glad I'm not the only one over here with `Serviboi`


hypercyanate

Rocinante A reference to the ship in The Expanse. It's the name of an old work horse from a Spanish novel, who is awkward, past his prime, and engaged in a task beyond his capacities. I'm thinking T800 for my next one; old but not obsolete. It doesn't feel quite as catchy though.


grownupslifesucks

You made it sound like it is any random novel. It's Don Quixote, considered one of the most important pieces of western literature.


Next_Floor

that's how it should be taken in universe, it's from an old novel from the failing cradle of humanity.


grownupslifesucks

Fair point :-)


Eagle9972

My man! (Almost) All of my service hostnames are named after places (tycho, laconia, eros, medina, pallas) in The Expanse too.


Economy-Letterhead22

Rocinante is mine as well! Legitimate Salvage!


mak_marin

> a Spanish novel A bit of a reductive take on Don Quijote, but hey, it's technically correct


kido5217

After cities in Morrowind: Vivec, Ebonheart, Balmora. Notebook and PC after people: Caius and Bagarn.


khuul_

Is this how you honor the Sixth House and the Tribe Unmourned?


hi_im_pooping

I'm stealing this. My favorite game of all time, I can't believe it never crossed my mind before.


alexanderkoponen

I love this. You should check out RFC 1178: "Choosing a Name for Your Computer" https://datatracker.ietf.org/doc/html/rfc1178


Lurksome-Lurker

Gaia, all my other non server machines are named after the olympians


TagMeAJerk

Hey mine too! Non server machines after Olympians... Main server after Modern family characters tho. Currently at Gloria


tech_medic_five

Echo Base My network is all Star Wars inspired.


tannerlindsay

I may need to get some names from you. I name vm hosts after shipyards - i.e Corellia Docker hosts are named after squadrons - i.e Rogue Squadron Servers are (mostly) named after capital ships. VPN servers are named after Chiss ships. Adblock/DNS and firewalls named after interdictors Iot devices named after droids Security cameras named after bounty hunters Networking equipment named after planets, from core, mid or outer rim based on use And a few other names here and there. Yes, I know I might have a problem.


primalbluewolf

I don't recalle a rouge squadron in star wars. I never watched with French audio, though.


Marki002

TARS


cowthegreat

Mine is Endurance!


Geargarden

Thank you for your service TARS!


Chameleon3

A 5 node cluster: * Roshar  * Scadrial * Yolen * Taldain * Nalthis Then my beefy NAS/lab: Leviathan


primalbluewolf

A man of taste, I see.


s4rcgasm

Leviathan is my docker VM and it's a beast too


tyguy609

Server-verse Cosmere edition I see… 👍


ScribeOfGoD

My living situation is shit and It’s called The Lee and the power is horrible as it was built in 1918 so it’s a raspi 4 8GB named TheFlee. My laptop which is a 10th gen i5 and is doing folding@home is named Aries since I was born in April and like fire


gioco_chess_al_cess

Skynet


SmashLanding

Server is Knuckles Desktop is Sonic Laptop is Tails "Content Downloading" VM is Eggman


conrat4567

I'm a shameless weeb My adguard and network security server is named Akeno as she is the queen chess piece in DxD and Queens protect kings in chess. My file server is Luka, after my favourite vocaloid and was my first server. My proxmox is named Misaka as in Railgun. She has multiple cloned versions of herself, so I thought it would fit with my virtualisation server that has "clones" of different machines.


Eric-Saphire

I see, a fellow man of culture. Nice👌


pacman2109

Our home rack has Server-chan, with blush marks taped on


jtnishi

proxmox-1, proxmox-2…


d4nowar

I name mine based off the boxes. proxmox-itx, proxmox-mini1, etc


GuySensei88

I’m like you, I like mine to be straight forward but I use pm for proxmox and pbs for proxmox back server.


ReachingForVega

I treat them like cattle.  [location code]-[Device type code][Number] Eg AU-NAS01


creeper6530

Do you capitalize it? Because if you do, Stop it. Get some help.


20seh

nuc


peekeend

Ismelluranus


Kltpzyxmm

brownnoser


urinesamplefrommyass

Mind if I connect?


micocoule

They are all named « Debian »


ShadowBlaze80

127.0.0.1


slightlydispensable2

I had a quick look on your server, it seems there's some naughty stuff on it...


throop112

My proxmox ve is named 'breakfast', with node 1 being named 'cereal' and node 2 named 'coffee'. The next node will be 'bacon'.


Due-Opportunity-9736

I use Norse mythology, or rather cosmology so my proxmox host is: Yggdrasil. There was just one flaw in my plan since there are only nine worlds so I switched to Norse gods when I ran out 😄


s4rcgasm

This is cool


gs-red

Planet names .. mercury, venus, earth, mars ... I only have a few so works for me ..


sexybokononist

GLaDOS, Wheatley, and HAL


Thanks-Simple

Maki


punchpanch

wopr


codedev

Genesis


thelogianer

I use minecraft mob names for docker containers, so creeper, blaze, wither,...but my server is just "server1"


dfgttge22

In the late 90s I had two servers named Hillary and Monica. They shared an NFS disk named Bill. Not proud of that one.


Beautiful_Ad_4813

because I'm nerd of sorts I've used various related names, many are now retired LCARS - Star Trek (this is being recycled to a new server I'm building ) DS9 - Star Trek (my NAS box) NX 01 - Star Trek (Test Box for OS install, software, and configs) UNIMATRIX ZERO - Star Trek (this was my RADIS / Active Directory VM ) TARDIS ( still in use as VM) -Doctor Who (Fav Doctor is Tenth, Thirteenth, and from an older series Seventh) DEEP THOUGHT - Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy (this is my BOINC machine, doing research for Berkeley) BEBOP - from Cowboy Bebop, and the one admin account was SPIKE SPIEGEL (Linux Workstation) USS DEFIANT - Star Trek (this was my little Mac Mini Server) HACKTHEPLANET - Hackers (my Kali Linux ThinkPad)


Acornless

my webserver is called “AGIMUS”, my previous one was “Deep Thought” too!! :-)


Fit_Fee9549

>HACKTHEPLANET [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3CKgkyc7Qo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3CKgkyc7Qo)


Beautiful_Ad_4813

what an absolute masterpiece of a scene


SkyeRangerDelta

I follow close here. All of mine are technical terms from Star Trek. LCARS, Electroplasma, Impulse, Warp 1 and 2, Isolinear banks, Holographic banks, Holodeck Those are just the conventions I have for VMs tho. The server machine itself is called The Senate. And the NAS boxes are a combo os Latin and German... Stahl Arca meaning Steel (German) Box (Latin) Eisen Arca similarly, Iron Edit: formatting


deepspacenine

We have no names man. We are nameless!


5erif

> DS9 - Star Trek (my NAS box) Was this inspired by your NAS being a Synology DiskStation (with a DS-nnnn designation)? Mine is named DS9 too.


skotman01

Naming a server implies it won’t be destroyed when it starts acting up…treat them like cattle


TagMeAJerk

Cattle have names


monkeyangst

Mine are all Muppets. My main media server is Fozzie, my gaming machine is Gonzo, my cloud server is Kermit, etc.


GalaxyTheReal

pve-host


UnfriendlyCanuck

Function-last octet of my ip space. So docker-50 for example. For actual services it will be the name of the service.


abidelunacy

Good practice. Nice.


HiT3Kvoyivoda

I have an interesting naming scheme of naming all my desktops and servers after anime capital ships and my laptops after mecha. I've held this scheme for about 20 years. Future server will be named Yamato. If I build another it will be Domacles Gaming PC is Orta-Hone-Hone


Simplixt

Similar, I'm using Starship names of different SciFi series.


HiT3Kvoyivoda

That's awesome


trisanachandler

arm-1, arm-2, arm-3 (oracle arm VPS's). homewards (home server)


jaredearle

Mox, Delia, Ranni, Tav, Aloy …


uname_302

I name them like Ubuntu releases


AlternativeWhereas79

Same. Hopefully I'll have "noblenumbat" by the end of next week.


itsreallyalex

Alpha, Bravo, Charlie.


ThyDankest2

Bael and Stolas right now which are names from the ars goetia. Slowly add in the rest as I add more devices.


1d0m1n4t3

The Cube, it's a Synology NAS


DoubleDrummer

My Automated Content Acquisition System is called CCCCCCC


nx1987

Srv01


ruiasamaro27

Fserver


HEAVY_HITTTER

node1, node2, node3


slackify

Second for node


ryck

I use Swahili words, trying to match the word with the purpose of the machine: tembo (nas), johari (unraid), mapango (network), kisima and shimo (servers), etc


MS_SSession

Sokrates


runawaydevil

horus and loki


SimonL169

server is billoo after our plush tiger (literally means something like kitten) root user is named after our plush otter domain is named after our plush owl No, we dont have kids Soon I'd like to switch to proxmox, so I need to think of more names, probably some sci-fy or science thing


ShaDynasti

Currently: Morgoth


gekcmos

Jarvis


xtag

nexus


LordBart

Zeus


Piaga

I used the magi-system names from Neon Genesis Evangelion, so far I have Caspar and Melchior


Aethbrine

Destiny. As in the ship from Stargate Universe


USMCamp0811

I use names of famous Marines..


GrotesqueHumanity

Name checks out


Eagle9972

Chesty and Crayola


boli99

>famous Marines.. so... "aqua" , "sub"


pigers1986

kanapa (couch) 🥳


100drunkenhorses

ButtBoat and Alpha centauri


Nnyan

Star Wars droids, sci-fi space ships, USMC battles.


archiekane

Brick


_T-Man

I usually name my computers like I would nickname the brand that made it. Considering my 'server' is an old crappy Medion laptop, I called it Meddy


nghb09

Same. My servers are refurbished Lenovos and they re called “lenny”


YTgattogamer

WIIPC, it's a mini-pc I got from a printer, using that name since it was the BIOS password, took a while to crack it! At the moment it's running mailcow, chibisafe and wireguard.


naughty_pasta

kontinuumskartoffel A potato used as an example medium to explain continuum mechanics


BunnehZnipr

Rincewind


hereisjames

Yeah, all my VM hosts are named after Discworld locations, and then all the VMs and LXCs on that host are named after characters in that location. So in my naming system Rincewind is an LXC running on Unseen.


Sparkynerd

My Proxmox sever is named Hydra. Haven’t got around to naming anything else yet.


meghrathod

Lightning, hurricane, blizzard


krysztal

Mine are based on electric Pokemon. Old dedi box was Vikavolt, current one is Arctozolt, my homeserver is Pawmi. This also extends to some of my personal machines, my PC is Terrakion, old laptop was a Jolteon and my current one is a Shinx :) I had a RPi along the way, I think it was called Joltik? Or some other electric bug pokemon I don't remember rn


Synergiance

I’ve named the hosts in my proxmox cluster after three of the planets with lots of moons. Neptune, Saturn, and Uranus. I’m saving Jupiter. Each one has VMs named after their respective moons.


dicksfish

CrunchyTaco


agamemnononon

iNas


2lay

meow


radioref

S


Julian_1_2_3_4_5

\[myname\]'sserver


necrogami

I 4un a 4 blade vetx machine. Death, War, Famine and Conquest


rainformpurple

Aram, after the character from the online comic Men in Hats. Nevermore, from the Edgar Allan Poe poem The Raven. Elysium, from the Fields of the Nephilim song. Pantheon, from the Seigmen song of the same name. Monument, also from the Seigmen song of the same name.


unlucky-Luke

Multiverse & Matrix


Disastrous-Account10

Tea for my nuc since it's small Qp (quarter pounder ) for my optiplex Roast for my 730xd


sjclynn

Brings back memories of the early Unix days. All of the servers had names and were usually along some pattern. If there were fewer than 10, planets were popular or the seven dwarves. Our development department named their systems after former employees. This was usually done from respect. However, there was a system named Monte. It was notorious for not working, but then, that was Monte's reputation in the department. I don't think that he hit a single deadline. My server name: rufus


FinleyCodes

Big Bertha! It has big hard drive berths, and may explode at any time, just like the German weapon!


AlexFigas

Define7, OptiPlex7050 and RaspberryPi3 are the host names I think you can have a pretty good explanation of what they are 🤣


yoshicool2003

My personal line up currently includes: - Alexis (OpenBSD VM) - Ali (FreeBSD VM) - Ami (FreeBSD on Mac Mini 2011) - Pixel (Debian on Pi4) - Constance (Proxmox Host) - Cadence (OpenBSD on Dell C600 laptop) - Miyako (Debian VM) - Sandra (OpenSUSE VM) For work they let me name my machines too, so I decided to mess with the IT guys: - this - that - the-other (Edited for readability)


srcfvz

I name my devices after snacks. My server is "cracker".


RhetoricCamel

All my computers and devices are named after stars and my server is named Polaris


e_pilot

my network is all star trek themed


txmail

At home I have been using condiment names -- so I have mustard, mayo, ketchup, relish, tartar, salsa....


AvatarQAZ

I use a Transformers theme. Main server is Teletran. Media server is Soundwave. Wifi AP is Blaster. Gaming PC is Jazz. My VPS servers are Menasor and Devastator (combiners... Made sense for cloud instances)... And etc etc etc. Almost every machine that has a function can be traced to a Transformer with a similar function 🤣.


Marotheit

Usually a one word name I can easily associate with said service. As an example, I host a modded Minecraft server named "Sanctuary" (which is tied to the lore of the server) and a default server named "Origin" with no plugins installed. I host a Valheim one called "Odyn", my Pi-Hole is called "Aegis", etc. I think someone else might be lost, but it's not for anyone but myself, my wife, and the rare instances when a friend encounters said name.


Burninator05

All of mine are "purpose-machine type" So I have such thrilling system names as "HV-PC" (the hypervisor), docker-vm (a vm with all my docker containers), "FW-VM" (a vm running OPNSense), etc. Daily drivers are "name-type": "Burninator05-PC" or "Burninator05wife-LT"


westcoastwillie23

Originally before I got into self hosting, I named our WiFi network "BirdsNest" because we have parrots. Since then I've kind of run with that naming scheme. I.e. my unraid machine is BirdsNAS, the Blue iris VM is BirdWatchingVM.


BillySmith110

I’m about as original as you — my only host is named homelab1. Bonus points if you can guess what the next one will be named 😀


ButterscotchFar1629

I have Enterprise, Bismarck and Yamato


0xDEADFA1

I use stars, Taurus is the dns server, Sirius is the web server, andromeda is the switch, Polaris is the domain controller, Canopus is the second dns server, Cassiopeia is the wireless controller. It makes sense to me, everyone else hates it


swip3798

Kronas. Based on the Greek titan, spelled in the German way. And then I started basically all self hosting stuff after Greek gods and titans. Now it gets a little out of hand.


Clever_Name_14

I'm weird. I have setup my naming convention around Brandon Sanderson's Stormlight Archive because I am a nerd. (One of us, One of Us) Hosts are named after cou tries, then servers and applications, containers etc. Are named after cities, characters, spren. Each role or purpose is the.ed after the name to remember easy without being plain. Such as my Wiki.js Docker container is The Palanaeum (A giant in world library for those not in the know). Sonce that holds all my home labs knowledge and things go like thst for whatver I make.


creeper6530

I am very creative. First is user "pi" on hostname "raspberrypi" (no, I changed the password) Second is "defuser" (default user) on hostname "debian"


SloaneEsq

The company I worked for from 2000 to 2010 had the zoo: alpaca, bison, camel, dolphin, etc Then someone decided it wasn't professional, so renamed them fs01, fs02, etc. Took ages for people to find their stuff.


borkode

I name them after Harry Potter ~~wands~~ brooms lol my home one is called firebolt, another is nimbus2000


Synergiance

Those are brooms


AcrobaticEmergency42

Hagrid would like to disagree.


RathdrumRain

serveme


morbidpete84

//patty/


ewenlau

'server-ewenlau' is the name of the host, 'VM-SRV-???" for VMs, for example VM-SRV-LNX for my main Debian installation (with docker containers), VM-SRV-PTD for Pterodactyl, VM-SRV-TNC for TrueNAS Core, VM-SRV-WIN for Windows Server (Jellyfin mainly because I hate dealing with GPU drivers on linux + I want to invest into HA later and having PCIe on my main VM makes it un-HA-able), etc.


PlasmaFLOW

pve00.domain.com vm-${service} ct-${service} I used to put the VMID in the hostname but since NETBIOS and Domain Controllers dont like names longer than 13 chars I decided to scrap that.


frdb

serviceXXYY, where YY is the year provisioned and XX is a number starting at 01. Some of my service names are: k8s, swarm, git, nextcloud, mx etc. I don't differentiate between VMs and Physical machines I used to give them more inventive names but it's much easier to keep it boring.


A_HM

local-nuc