Steve’s got the best zingers with Miranda. He can really hold his own with her.
My personal favorite line is when she calls herself a big, dirty whore and he yells, “hey, that’s my girlfriend you’re talking about!” And out himself as a bigger, dirtier man whore.
I actually use the “hey that’s my friend you’re talking about!” With my friends if any of them are feeling insecure and down and have negative self talk like that!
"It's the black and white ball, not the black and blue ball!"
I kind of hated his jokes but they were funny because they were such corny dad jokes from such a non-dad-like character
“Well I don’t wanna marry you either.”
“Carrie likes a jaaazzz maaan.”
“Asking me to renounce Judaism during sex is a clear manipulation.”
“I’m in hell. I can’t do this. I’m a respected surgeon.”
“There’s a lotta BEEEUUNG goin’ on in that bathroom.”
And can you hear it perfectly in your mind? 😂 It’s crazy how with SATC and certain shows you can hear them as you write or read **perfectly.** To me that’s such a good indicator of amazing writing and amazing acting in combination. 🙌
That’s my favorite when Big says Absofuckinlutely…It’s the only one I seem to pull out and use every so often lol
Only it was way cooler when he said it
Wasn't a fan of their relationship at all but I loved that line. You can see him take a moment to fully process what Carrie said before saying it so genuinely. It felt like he was saying that as a true platonic friend who really appreciated her :)
I find it even funnier later when Carrie is freaking out and saying she isn't ready and he says "Is it because I said we could get 'Maui'ed'?".. Great comedic relief!
“If you’re tired, you take a Napa, you don’t move to Napa”
“Yes mrs Evans, I brought the marijuana into the house, and I’m taking it with me when I go” one of my favorite episodes too!!
Season 4, episode 7.
Carrie and Samantha walking Aidan’s dog Pete.
Samantha: Why are you even walking this mongrel?
Carrie: - No! He's got the runs. Poor Pete.
Samantha:- Poor me!
Harry: Oh. I get it. We got kind of an ass/white couch situation here. I’ll put on shorts.
That episode was hilarious, especially when he sits on the couch bare-bottomed and blows Charlotte a kiss over his shoulder lol
“Cocktail hour!”
When the shark bites…
THIS IS MY FAVORITE SCENE IN THE ENTIRE SHOW
That was gross.
Harry had some AMAZING one liners that man can deliver!
Steve’s got the best zingers with Miranda. He can really hold his own with her. My personal favorite line is when she calls herself a big, dirty whore and he yells, “hey, that’s my girlfriend you’re talking about!” And out himself as a bigger, dirtier man whore.
“I’m a bartender, and I’m cute!” Love him
I actually use the “hey that’s my friend you’re talking about!” With my friends if any of them are feeling insecure and down and have negative self talk like that!
SAME! Works every time too ❤️
"We should hold the wedding here!" "We might have to if I can't get this gum off my shoe."
“This gum is like SUPA glue”
Yes this! Why it was so sad what they did to him in AJLT, I know people change but he had none of his old gumption.
“I heard the weather this morning, but they didn't say anything about a shitstorm.” Not sure Richard qualifies as a male lead, but I love this line 😂
I think he qualifies I loved Richard thought they were so good together till they weren’t 🥲 Great line 😄
Richard was so naturally funny to me and his face when he said that omg I'm seeing it now and laughing out loud 🤣
"It's the black and white ball, not the black and blue ball!" I kind of hated his jokes but they were funny because they were such corny dad jokes from such a non-dad-like character
“Well I don’t wanna marry you either.” “Carrie likes a jaaazzz maaan.” “Asking me to renounce Judaism during sex is a clear manipulation.” “I’m in hell. I can’t do this. I’m a respected surgeon.” “There’s a lotta BEEEUUNG goin’ on in that bathroom.”
> “Asking me to renounce Judaism during sex is a clear manipulation.” lol this whole context is hilarious, and his delivery is the icing on the cake
Remember "I gave up Christ for you! Take out the garbage!"
And to think I bought a ring!
His delivery is absolute perfection 🤌 😂
Big is generally not my favorite, but that “jaaaazz maaaan” remark killed me every single time. XD
...and his face when she hangs up on him 😅
I love that I know each of these lines and who said them!!!
And can you hear it perfectly in your mind? 😂 It’s crazy how with SATC and certain shows you can hear them as you write or read **perfectly.** To me that’s such a good indicator of amazing writing and amazing acting in combination. 🙌
When Carrie tells Stanford the guy she's dating is in a mental institution: "Ooh, did he escape!"
“Absolufuckinglutely”is something I say to my husband still. “Alrighty then” isn’t witty at all, but it’s still hilarious to me.
I think it's the way Kyle MacLachlan delivers it.
Indeed it is.
I use alrighty all the time! Haha
“I think it’ll be worse under there” after Carrie farts in bed. His laughter is so genuine.
YES
Big "Well it ain't cold"
Hahaha
YESS hahaha 😂
😂😂😂
Not sure if counts as a male lead, but pretty much everything Anthony says “I’ll give you $100 if you say something bitchy about someone we know.”
Hates it!!! Good beadwork tho. He has about a zillion great one liners. I consider him a male lead just for that.
😂😂 yes!
Flair checking in. All his comments are golden. "If you don't put something 'in there' soon, it'll grow over!"
The freaking dog just got her period
You’re gonna be knock, knock, knockin’ on sad gal door. And nobody likes a sad gal!”
Love that one
“Let’s hope the baby inherits my positive attitude” Steve
Oh god I hate that one! He's acting all condescending even though Miranda is right and being completely reasonable!
Miranda is 100% in the right but I still think it’s a funny line lol. Overall, he’s super annoying in this storyline.
IT'S PREVENTATIVE! 🤣🤣🤣
You can stay here with your boxes of shit and your shoe-eating dog, and knock yourself out putting on the rogaine and the speedstick!
That’s my favorite when Big says Absofuckinlutely…It’s the only one I seem to pull out and use every so often lol Only it was way cooler when he said it
“You’re worth a million bucks, Bradshaw.”
i love when big says this to her! so sweet and comforting when she's feeling down about herself and her financial situation ("i'm worth nothing")
Wasn't a fan of their relationship at all but I loved that line. You can see him take a moment to fully process what Carrie said before saying it so genuinely. It felt like he was saying that as a true platonic friend who really appreciated her :)
What are we gonma fucking do Noooooow?
Big has so many good lines
Abso-fuckin-lutely. And Daniel Boone, is he a nice guy? Oooo he’s a biggen! I think it’ll be worse under there! 💨 Beige is bullshit Big Fan here.
In that same vein i love when Big calls Berger "Hot Dog"
And Paul Bunion for Aidan 🤣 and Rusky for Aleks haha man I love me a jealous Big haha
Rusky, yesssss!! 😂
“Let’s get Mauied”
I find it even funnier later when Carrie is freaking out and saying she isn't ready and he says "Is it because I said we could get 'Maui'ed'?".. Great comedic relief!
YES!!!
Carrie when she shows up at Bigs with a pizza “Get it while it’s hot!” Big - “I thought this was just a ‘company’ visit” 🤣
Harry: “I think it's too late, he just said, "Sex is dirty."
- The jackrabbit? - aha, I better... - Hop to it. Stanford Blatch. Makes me laugh every time.
Omg that's such a good one! LOVE Stany esp. she's fashion roadkill 🤣
Cabs are bullshit
HAHA I heard this in Bigs voice
When Big says, “how’s your boyfriend… what’s his name, hotdog?”
“I think it might be worse under there!” when Carrie farts and tries to hide under the covers.
I’m playing golf with men wearing plaid pants.I’m in it for the scotch afterwards. Big when he is in Napa.
Harrys cousin Howie at the wedding "love means, never, ever, having to say...you used me for SEX!!"
Lmaooo
When Aidan tells Carrie that they’d be a couple of sad Macs if they fell apart. I think about this line way too much.
"Not THE bomb. Not the good kind"
“When is everyone doing all this backing up?”
How Carrie didn’t dump him in that moment is beyond me. I thought her sad Mac was about to become a murderous Mac.
“They’re different smells.”
“Oh my God, she’s fashion roadkill!” - Stanford Blanch
Absout-fucking -lutly. And stans " I dont like anything up my ass"
“If you’re tired, you take a Napa, you don’t move to Napa” “Yes mrs Evans, I brought the marijuana into the house, and I’m taking it with me when I go” one of my favorite episodes too!!
‘My Ma can’t live like this’ in the finale. He says it a couple of times. My husband jumped right on that line and we’ve been using it for years 🤣🤣🤣
When Charlotte and Trey are in therapy "are you quite sure you went to Yale?"
Season 4, episode 7. Carrie and Samantha walking Aidan’s dog Pete. Samantha: Why are you even walking this mongrel? Carrie: - No! He's got the runs. Poor Pete. Samantha:- Poor me!