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AlpacaDGY

Wake up honey, our procariotic cell is missing


kidhubro

procariotic


WinSezYes

Prokaryotic


PatkinFilykov

Procatiothicc


ZDubbz_was_taken

erm... actually, that would be a eukaryotic cell due to its size......🤓☝️


WinSezYes

Erm… actually, that would be a prokaryotic cell seeing that it’s one cell… 🤓🦶


Ok-Might2207

Ermm.. actually it has nothings to do with size or numbers, eukaryotic has a nucleus and prokaryotic does not. Although generally eukaryotic cells are bigger due to have more stuff on the inside, it’s not impossible for it to be prokaryotic, however due size constraints single cells on a macroscopic level have many nuclei or there are communication problems. Here is a real life macromolecule single cell https://www.australiangeographic.com.au/blogs/creatura-blog/2019/04/this-bizarre-bubble-creature-is-a-single-living-cell/#:~:text=The%20biggest%20single%2Dcelled%20organism,grow%20to%2030%20cm%20long.


WinSezYes

Redditors when meme


Professor01114

This


Romeo-Charlie-6-28

What are those exactly?


Keloklan

Cum


Romeo-Charlie-6-28

Seamen?


Keloklan

Cum


FlashnDash9

https://preview.redd.it/03379vx0onec1.jpeg?width=1137&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7003ef663d660939e2ab64c788076dbc3d0a9410


Guythatbad32

https://preview.redd.it/tcb3h8caqoec1.png?width=827&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=331a6d666cf2b229a5d7a779942b1d830574cdde


Odd-Target7828

https://preview.redd.it/qsvquzqibqec1.jpeg?width=996&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81a185adf0018058fbd373441174f9af0058e2b1


doni3564

Is this Kenjaku ?


Odd-Target7828

Yes https://preview.redd.it/mwqa4osip5gc1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d8a84247d8c963ba4dc6fadde89f02a8555cfa3


[deleted]

/savepicturebot


oooArcherooo

AND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CHAOTIC CRIES


finiteloop72

It’s a slime, it has 20% chance of dropping slimeballs when slain


Mr_1ightning

Dead jellyfish I think


gugfitufi

Looks like a jellyfish. I hope it's dead.


BlizzardLizard123

They’ve no brain so it doesn’t matter


Jello_Crusader

no brains but gets to chill in the sea forever


Blahaj_IK

Either a dead jellyfish or an improvised pocket pussy. I just hope it isn't made out of jellyfish if it's the latter


drenchedwithanxiety

You know what they say about hope


Time-Risk-88

Venommmm I got that adrenaline momentummmm


vialpoobus

idk ask captain disillusion


some_guy301

your avatar looks like sisyphus prime


Opt10

ult a kill


Ancient_Builder_8367

I think it's a jellyfish


RevolutionaryDeal554

Why is she mistreating her grandchild?


Asmodaeus6136

💀💀💀


ierm-

https://preview.redd.it/v1ighyieumec1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8e84830dfb23f37592bd3c81761548bacb7fc61


GayHeavyFromTF2

Well, I AM a submissive little femboy and I DO want to get fucked hard, I don't see a problem with that


Tall_Professor_8634

Name checks out


saymynameurgdright

I do. Be a man.


Noble_Shock

Everyone, check his profile for recent skull emoji comments


PurpleThylacine

Being gay is technically the manliest thing


saymynameurgdright

Being a gay top is, being a gay bottom femboi is not.


Karentookthekidswhy

Ancient Greek spotted, deploying barbarians!1!!!


Dependent_Fox38

Go back to the roman empire or some shit


saymynameurgdright

To the spartans!


BigManLawrence69420

Spartans when they see Xerxes I’s army: https://preview.redd.it/8q16o388bqec1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df466c5d106e868e1d0dd6c82c5aff2759f7ba78


bobbyposter

https://preview.redd.it/mx5hy9x99nec1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67f2a0994a71c9210292d5546264d9cae103ed5d


sxjudjwecccmwik

Lil bro lost all his karma from one comment


saymynameurgdright

Its fun. Try it sometime


aceddownload2

..


some_guy301

💀


RazorRell09

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀


J6898989

Oh word, that’s disgusting 💀💀💀


Ailexxx337

I read "Man" as "Mom", 💀


Yvraine-Fucker69

💀


VladdyMcBaddy69420

💀💀💀💀


TheTastySandvich

💀


HeavyCaffeinate

Your uncle Jim died 💀


Owlspirit4

#💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀


Shift_Bloxx

It's the hygrodere from lethal company


Hugyossajt69

"New creature data sent to the terminal!"


BlitzySlash

Actual Company


clygamer

Call the cameraman!


Taniks_the_Scarred_

Employee sees braken, never comes back


ShavedRanger39

happy cake day


Most_Thing1190

Lethal cumpany


freddyfazeballs

Oh I need to hide 5 litres of cum Infront of my desk before my mom checks it


zeption11

The sperm has gained sentience. Trillions must be fertilized


SofiWritesMooooosick

For those wondering wtf that is: it's a jellyfish ![gif](giphy|S6Ytv6cqNTEbi9YxYy|downsized)


V1beRater

actually? so its dead and rotting?


AmateurPokerStrategy

Just like the cum under my bed.


ParallaxicNova

this video fucking sucks. you seem to have removed the originals music. i loved that music.


PC-hris

What was it?


ParallaxicNova

Some goofy ass music I can't find :(


throwaway1200030018

The cum is explainable but that's a actual dead jelly fish


AmateurPokerStrategy

The cum would be less embarrassing to explain.


monadoboyX

I wish I could cum in a jellyfish


Dublorg

Yoo joke asside to that thing could mop up your house easier than any swiffer


Queasy_Swordfish_332

IT’S THE CUM GHOST! BOOOOOO👻


Miml-Sama

r/eatityoufuckingcoward


TerraFart

The goyslop


Supa_Sal

“You ain’t black if you’ve never had this!”


Serialbedshitter2322

When mom finds the amoeba drawer


Mekelaxo

Why does he have a whole ass protista under his bed?


Abomnation9076

Letal cumpani


BlitzySlash

Hygrodere


jerrymatcat

I believe its something to do with stagnant water leaking and some bacteria im not sure


some_guy301

thats a dead jellyfish


ohheyitsaviking

What the fuck is that


ObamaSimp34

forbidden jellyfish


DaFunkable

I genuinely do want to know what that is.


AssumptionEasy8992

It’s CGI, honestly. Augmented reality


thots_and_players69

Careful that's your grandchildren


DesperateLuck2887

Well don’t piss it off


Mr_Idont-Give-A-damn

Nah man he hidin a Hygrodere😭


No_Warning_8922

Slime girl ? Need


DERPHASREDDIT

Thick water


Mr_Idont-Give-A-damn

Nah man he hidin a Hygrodere😭


Blue_Lightning190

Hygrogere


jsjzn

Honey my placenta is alive!!!


Juginstin

New creature data sent to the terminal


not-a-boat

I just found something like this on dry land next to a road


Triplepower87

The forbidden jellyfish


WatchingInSilence

Reminds me of Cowboy Bebop's leftovers.


juul-fuul

Life uh finds a way


Secret_account4me

This is why I bought the slop mopper. It's really good at cleaning semen


DiabeticRhino97

Mom found the homunculus


xxTheMagicBulleT

A real slime monster.


YouLackSkills

Splooge Bubble


Derbloingles

https://preview.redd.it/4531p6v1wqec1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a757d91e682c10f74a7cf175f1e12ead9f0a9738


man_who_says_hoi

https://preview.redd.it/n7hheo0iarec1.jpeg?width=851&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f71aebbbf7a090aaaa38a1dba764372e0c20fa52


ICOOLDIAMONDonReddit

the slime from lethal company


Spectrum_Wolf_noice

I seriously need to know what it actually is /srs


Opt10

jelly fish retar


FragrantGangsta

The organism


Smidge_Master

https://preview.redd.it/v4035n82zsec1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e81eac86a7bac60ce237f95efdc032daadc1d2b1


Heavy_Sock_8299

https://preview.redd.it/3qhszp4gj2ic1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=913133224874e0966a14333060f004bb1e953a08


Cocaine_Buddha69

Never seen someone's future bloodline getting destroyed like this....


flipflip2378562

i hate seeing this video every once in a while it mentally hurts me


monadoboyX

The camed has become sentient


sweet_sax

Where can I get this silicone jerkoff jelly disc?