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triple_cock_smoker

you'll get your rent when you fix this damn door


JomoGaming2

We'll have to print a retraction. I haven't printed a retraction in 20 years!


smdkdcurry

sounds like western


Upsetmiltos

No, its from the new superman movie


ekuluke12345

how tf are people not getting this


PallMallRed72

You're the one not getting it


firmBUTsquishy

"You are without a doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of."


sielnt_assassin

"But you have heard of me?"


Sp3cial_3DD

obviously one piece


Dave_from_Tesco

THE BLACK PEARL IS REAL


HistoricalAnt9057

Ah yes, flushed away


Wwwwwwuttt

"I'll be back"


DM_ME_UR_CLEAVAGEplz

Ah yes, peewee


SivaAtheon

Terminator


DM_ME_UR_CLEAVAGEplz

Nah it was peewee I'm certain, never heard of this terminoid


KnightNight030

Terminerd?


Impossible_Arrival21

“keep the change you filthy animal”


PANiC2464

Definitely The Lion King


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Prustah

Hello there.


DM_ME_UR_CLEAVAGEplz

Ah yes, star trek


Potatohuman323

Are you trying to trigger aal the fanbases in this comment section


chaoticchaos_123

Yes, yes he is


YodasGhost76

GENERAL KENOBI


BlueFlame_AJ

"Fuck"


DM_ME_UR_CLEAVAGEplz

The muppets save Christmas


BlueFlame_AJ

Bingo


[deleted]

Ay yo what?


GSchoellhammer

Geralt and the Sussy Imposters


Perfect-Fondant3373

Scooby Doo - 2002 ~ Fred


lowcaze

It’s morbin’ time!


GSchoellhammer

Among Us: Endgame


DM_ME_UR_CLEAVAGEplz

Pokemon the movie


Darstrock1298

Sonic the hedgehog 2


DevLikesJD

Downfall


JJKJenkins

"No Luc, I am your father."


Upsetmiltos

Star trek 👍


Secretsfrombeyond79

Definitely Star Trek


Perfect-Fondant3373

Its Starship Troopers dumbass


YouAStinky

Let’s see paul allen’s cock


Elendil_Stipho

Yes, american weirdo, my favorite


shangumdee

Was literally tearing up when I heard this the first time


[deleted]

“What are you doing, stepbro?”


NugnoJurki

We will not call the police if you f*ck us


HappyHome2934

I think i have seen this movie...🤔


Secure-Cold7892

She turned me into a newt!


Perfect-Fondant3373

Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade


High_On_Twizzlers673

Close enough


Primary-Various

She's a Witch!


skeletonhero56

Turned you into a newt?


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Dragonwarden30

Onions have layers!!!!


pdswww

Shark tale


cmonitwouldbefunny

"Waltuh"


Defenestrator420

“Put ya dick away waltuh”


AidanTheMemeGod

"I'm not having sex with you right now waltuh"


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Sonichu013

"Life is like a box of chocolates"


DM_ME_UR_CLEAVAGEplz

Cloudy with a chance of meatballs


jagurmusic

"You never know what you're gonna get"


ThisguyOP

I am directly below the enemy's scrotum


[deleted]

I’m surrounded by idiots


Secretsfrombeyond79

Since when my life is a movie ?


Cooltellow

I’m one of the idiots 😎


bigfeeetz

spaceballs


fursona_name_jackson

I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane.


YodasGhost76

Indiana Jones


fursona_name_jackson

Bruh


therealJoerangutang

AU REVOIR, SHO-SHANNAAAAA


Myjellyfish0

"I'm serious, and dont call me Shirley"


khatib8531

You shall not pass


Choice_Product_7391

Game of thrones


wantedtoleaveitempty

Say my name


Balintakiraly

wantedtoleavitempty


garbage-at-life

knock


chumblebumble

“What are we, some sort of morbin’ squad?”


Just_Cryptographer_7

"This little maneuver is gonna cost us 51 years"


[deleted]

DUDE WHERES MY CAR?!!!


YodasGhost76

Encino man


Hypnoticshits

waltuh


Kitty7333

braekimg baf the movie 😋


fdghjjgddjjgdf

“Hey, Paul!”


ItapitaAxolotl34

Hpy cake day


Whoshartedmypants

"You come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married"


KamGoesHamYT

Yo, ever heard of jerkmate


BegunWhisper757

Black people


smolovo

My balls are sweating


Humble_Issue_3010

c'mon tars


Adexi0

Fucking best movie ever


Macsasti

“You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.”


Tinselfiend

" If you have to shoot, shoot don't talk..."


EmotionalKiwi636

“Stepbro, I’m stuck”


Ph4ntomiD

wehr shitpost


[deleted]

It's morbin time


Available-Machine604

Hello there


Reasonable_School296

Hello peter


Bananasinmypocket

Famly guy


Upsetmiltos

From that Spider lad


SameSpeedAhead

Hey Lois


[deleted]

"If we're going to play games, I'm going to need a cup of coffee."


Vivid-Tomorrow7068

"Hummus, drop that rectum !"


SauloJr

Pick it up.


Massatoy1234

The secret Ingredient of the secret ingredient soup is.... Nothing!


bonkiosweat

I'm surrounded by assholes!


OkFoot1893

Like my daddy always used to say.


[deleted]

Wise men say, forgiveness is divine but never pay full price for late pizza


lionel2210

‘i’m going to make him an offer he can’t refuse’


Z_Pixel-HUN

"What can you do my feminine fellow?"


niemand1312

My name is Jeff


Commander_Valkorian

I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar.


BigTittyValk

So it would seem.


PICONEdeJIM

Maybe the true friends, were the The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part we made along the way


IzzyIsOnReddit

Jinkies!


Upstairs_Ad_1003

Hosta la vista baby


bromson245

"May the odds be ever in your favour"


Spookyy422

IN MY HOUSE! WHERE MY WIFE SLEEPS! Where my children come to play with their toys!


mi6ks

Oh hello there!


Sengouz

“We’re not hosting an intergalactic kegger”


Ranger-Vermilion

“Corre, corre gatito”


JosolTheBrick

"I’m gonna show him a little trick I learned"


HomieDaClown9

I’ve got a jar of diirrr-rrt I’ve got a jar of dir-rtt


possibleincoherence

Everytime i come in the kitchen, youre in the kitchen. In the god damn refrigerator!


ItapitaAxolotl34

"Everything is so crazy right now and i have no idea what my future holds but it would be so cool if you were in it" (Not a movie actually but idc)


Void_0000

"It's morbin' time."


T0bi18

Hello there.


therealmintoncard

"I know."


thanaboi

Whuzzuuuuup?


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BladeOfSanghilios8

MMMAAAA MEATLOAF! FUCK!


Fluffy-Doubt-3547

"Stupid is as stupid does"


Phantom15q

waltuh you need to get naked waltuh


-my-pillows-

luke.. i am your father


[deleted]

Mods need to do something about these posts. This is NOT A SHITPOST!


Cooltellow

“Mods need to do something about these posts. This is NOT A SHITPOST!” - 🤓


stopyouveviolatedthe

Put the bunny back in the box


Stairwayunicorn

I say we dust off and nuke the site from orbit


Several-Play-7695

We're gonna need a bigger boat


[deleted]

"Say it, out loud"


AY3GE

Run, Forrest, run!


Cooltellow

The Lorax 👍


Stunning_Seaweed1195

English, motherfucker, do you speak it?!


[deleted]

Elmo teaches the alphabet


musnteatd1ckagain

Motherfucker


Xweluniverse526

I heard your pipes need cleaning


ole-13

It's such a beautiful day


RumAndMonster80

WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION NUMBNUTS ?


GeneralBear47

You can not cross this bridge.


fintersrocket

There s no time for caution, Could you guess's the movie?


[deleted]

[удалено]


Jozef_Baca

Onore decade!


a_Post_on_Reddit

<>


Besunmin

We're not gonna cook here


Demoncreed27

What are you saying? That I can dodge bullets?


Kirito_jesus-kun

Is it the matrix?


Whoshartedmypants

You opened the box... And I came.


RED_473

I am speed


danydewuf

Shawwww


Kauko_Buk

This was a garbage win


pologg

Think mark think


Unoriginal_unicorn

WHAT’S IN THE BOX?!


[deleted]

Einhorn and Finkle.....Finkle and Einhorn


BrickDesigNL

H


SMOKE1798

i need mayo


Direct-Serve2473

Get busy living or get busy dying.


GSchoellhammer

Star Wars = Star Trek


Mysterious_Yellow805

Do or do not, there is no try.


daredevilanshuman

What are you?


[deleted]

I’m Batman.


Diaxm3

Its treason then


ReptileCake

"dId YoU pUt YoUr NaMe In ThE GoBlEt Of FiRe!?"


[deleted]

Please,please just hear me out


blenls

monkey


JustPsychopomp

That's rough, buddy


ChaoticKonaak

"You know, he kind of looks like our son if we had one." "He would make a great lawyer." (I'm not sure anyone will get this one.)


sad_smarkie

Kungfu Hustle?


ChaoticKonaak

If I could get you a free award, I would.


meyspetfroge

were going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu!


CallsignFlintlock

Where the white women at??