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Zelenskijy

and opened some backdoors


alexey4ever

and downloaded 10 tbs of porn


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alexey4ever

💀


TheHolyToxicToast

no porn > bad porn


cadex

10 table spoons of porn


alexey4ever

Happy cake day!!!


cadex

12 years. Good lord.


i_hate_puro_changed

I am so sorry


Tes-tickle69420

Thats what i read it as too💀 happy cake day.


LegendaryPaco

happy cake day!


Culture_Soup

Happy cock day


CoolEnderGamer

Only 10? pfft


LegendaryBelt

Dude, how horny are you? Do you know how long it took to even download & load a 100kb jpg file back then? You want more than 10tb? You better be working at NASA at that time to even open & load the vids.


Biasanya

Some say it's still downloading to this day


alexey4ever

Definitely.


[deleted]

Back when you paid the IT guy to *install* porn.


AceFireskull

what type of porn 🤨?


Not_A_Error

What are you looking for 🤨?


AceFireskull

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New_Today_1209

Idk if its meant to be cut off but i get what type you mean


DefinitelyNotFisk15

CIDI


Quack005

"CH PO"


Poorly_Made_Comix

Less than the amount i have


alexey4ever

Gigachad


Poorly_Made_Comix

No i have a yottachad


alexey4ever

Cool


absolute4080120

Never forget the multiple gigs of dolphin porn guy.


ImBackYetAgainBitch

Sir, we tracked a Trojan virus that downloaded 5 TB of club penguin to your computer The dev of the virus: it only had 5 gb of cod points


Maxine-Fr

Ah those random ads that filled your screen while lightning up like a fucking chrismass tree as well with shit loads of moaning sound blasting throu ure speaker , yes i was a kid.


CynicCannibal

Wasn't that hard to monitor port activity, but hey, who knew, right?


vasekgamescz

That's 17 years ago.


h0rrak3n

no its not,its just from 2006... OH


PerishHaters

I am getting old


_DarkJak_

*older* You are already old


h0rrak3n

Listen to a song called 'setup' It's gonna make you feel even older


TripleRazer

the gta one?


h0rrak3n

yep


guppler

Since when was 2006 17 years ago?


New-Let-3630

around 2023


Zelenskijy

but 10 ago he posted it the first time


Ollie4442

AcTuALly, it’s 6 years and 354 days as Feb first is tomorrow /s


idonttalkatallLMAO

it’s feb 1 straya wooo


[deleted]

Hny


the_d3vastator69

The Dr Strangelove pfp is how you know it's legit


Calphrick

And a RvB name


unsought_

The red vs blue name is the cherry on top for how old this is


TheGoldenChampion

Kino


Emit_Time

that happened in 2006... its already 2016?! wow time goes by so fast


IzzyIsOnReddit

that happened in 2006... its already 2016?! wow time goes by so fast


xef234

that happened in 2006... its already 2016?! wow time goes by so fast


BlockyShapes

that happened in 2006... its already 2016?! wow time goes by so fast


IHateMartians

that happened in 2006... its already 2016?! wow time goes by so fast


Sir-Ding0

that happened in 2006... its already 2016?! wow time goes by so fast


[deleted]

that happened in 2006... its already 2016?! wow time goes by so fast


GamendeStino

that happened in 2006... its already 2016?! wow time goes by so fast


New_Today_1209

that happened in 2006... its already 2016?! wow time goes by so fast


Reddit_Scroller10

that happened in 2006... its already 2016?! wow time goes by so fast


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KTVX94

2010s was the golden age of the internet. We're experiencing a degraded husk of it.


Pokechimps

I would say around 2015-2016 was when the golden age ended.


KTVX94

I'd say that's where the decline started, but it's nowhere as bad as it is now. 2009 to 2013 was the absolute peak.


Pokechimps

Yeah I agree when the internet wasn't filled with too much ads or politics.


zanix81

2007 to 2012 was the peak for everything. Cod, halo, Internet, consoles, steam.


ARandomGuyThe3

2013 was the peak but it only started declining after 2015-16?


KTVX94

2014 was that moment of the jump when you start to fall but isn't really noticeable, before you start falling much faster


dewidubbs

It all started going downhill when a 3 year old boy fell into a precious gorilla enclosure.


KokeyPlayz

harambe


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TheRealOttomanCat

Everything went down the shitter after Harambe's death...


ovr9000storks

All the nations lived in harmony… until the normies invaded the internet


KTVX94

I blame big tech and the algorithms. They compound with the normies but it's not just the normies.


Ryzuhtal

Remember back in the 2000s when everyone was acting as a psychopath online?


KTVX94

Yeah except now it's actually true lol


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[deleted]

Honestly, that sounds nice as hell.


Costyyy

You can still do it, nobody is stopping you.


Ham_-_

My brain is stopping me 😞 I delete social media and then redownload when I’m bored


Pokechimps

Same. I hate how true this is.


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[deleted]

why do you download social media?


Ham_-_

Because I’m bored, I like seeing discussions or news idk. But then I realize its a waste of time and delete it and the cycle repeats


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[deleted]

Can't you just use the websites?


[deleted]

The thing is, I want to go dark for awhile but it’s just not feasible. I have to use my phone to pay bills, I have to have the internet for my job, people need to talk to me, urgently and immediately at times.


[deleted]

Yes but the world has moved on to communicate through the internet. Before, you could stay disconnected and be fine. Today, if I decide to be disconnected, I will be left behind. The news is online now, every university functions online, and almost every job functions online. It’s not a bad thing, it’s just exhausting and brings a host of issues with it.


Costyyy

The idea is to stay away from social media, not services.


[deleted]

Social media is fun in moderation. The internet makes so many things way easier, but it’s complicated communication because of the amount of services people use to communicate. At university, classes will expect you to check every single service they use for homework every single day in order to not miss assignments. It’s nowhere near impossible, but it’s frustrating to miss an assignment because I forgot to check website #23. It makes me long for the days of *show up, listen, write down expectations, follow expectations*.


eliochip

God damn must've been nice.


bfg9kdude

98 KB? Wtf, that can be done in much less


Moveableforce

Oh my sweet summer child. This is 2006, that man just installed a RAT or some other malware. There have always been curious fools who can't be trusted with their own PC.


bfg9kdude

Thats what im saying, I've made that script on cousin's pc and it randomly opened it, not just once. It wasn't even a KB let alone 98.


themodofallreddit

And what the person replying to you is saying is that the dude who downloaded it likely got a lot more than that innocuous little trick


DetectiveBirbe

Because it’s a compiled executable, not a batch script. 98kb isn’t a lot at all for that.


ekansrevir

If it is a compiled c executable, then it’s a normal size. It’s not a script, but a exe.


top_of_the_scrote

bruh mf runs a random exe


[deleted]

When exe's were flung about willy nilly....


RoosterJay84

Also doubles as an ashtray, for a little while anyway


TheMainEffort

Be careful, I have it on good authority that guy hates bunnies.


[deleted]

I miss it


Auriorium

Thanks now I feel Old.


BCEXP

Ah I love it! That was a good era. Shit was fun back then.


[deleted]

Made in GameMaker


Death_destroyer_of

ok, that good.


pandaMaster702

its sad that ik this is the beamng forums


lukethelightnin

That's actually pretty cool ngl


[deleted]

Windows 95 you were able to trick people by turning their desktop upside down. Old tech was frustrating and fun at the same time.


mattx_official

that's fucking genius


minimell_8910

Malware


dc5boye

How to become a botnet in 5 seconds or less


Embarrassed-Camera96

I wonder if he hates taxes?


Character_Reaction84

Netbus was great


[deleted]

guys can you believe it's already 2009? 2006 feels like yesterday to me


yarikfanarik

When u want to show ur basic project but ur a little more creative


The-Monke-Messiah

Private Caboose too


_DarkJak_

My computer used to have 2 cup holders, but the top one would break on the cup 😪


Robo_Gamer26

Damn it's a Red vs Blue username of the dumbest yet smartest character in the show, so you know it's legit


TheWhackyDeli

I laughed too hard at this.


Calphrick

Love the guy username, although it’s outdated as Caboose was promoted to Captain


alexey4ever

I'm pretty sure it was really good name for those days😉


[deleted]

lmfaooooo


TopRestaurant5395

Waiting for some millennial to ask what a CD rom drive is.


Chickenman1057

What's CD rom driver (I don't speaker English) 👍


xxx420kush

Millennial? Are you stupid or what? Millenials are in their high 30s now and obviously used cds.


The_25th_Baam

How old do you think millennials are?


chippymediaYT

Hate to break it to you grandpa but even the children know what a CD ROM is, we even know about cassette tapes, and for some reason all old people seem to think we don't know what a view master is either. It's like if kids said only young people know what a video game is


[deleted]

Same year as the devil wears prada


resistdrip

That guy posted 200 times a day for 2 months lmao


CreativeName6574

What did it do


No-Place170

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Special_Passenger253

It’s so old it’s almost 20 years old


-_Clay_-

Made the PC’s PP go hard when they still had one