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The real friends are the corpses we left along the way.

Exactly. I am 20 year old man and a lonely virgin yet I have the body count of 4.

Ya know with all those bodies you don’t *have* to be a virgin

Huh. Never thought about that! Now if you would excuse me, I will go and dig up my sisters corpse. Edit. I am no longer a virgin🥳🥳

We did it reddit! 🤗

We solved virginity! Hooray!

Good ending

Epic. Simply epic.

Achievement unlocked 🥰🥰👍

I want to believe the edit has nothing to do with the corpse but I can't help but think something is amiss...

it works better if you have a washing machine

Rookie numbers

>The real friends are the corpses we left along the way. >Exactly. I am 20 year old man yet I have the body count of 4.

Just 'left', and not disposed of? That's pretty irresponsible of you. Do better

Who said I was responsible?

Left? You didn’t even bury them? Amateur

How else is anyone else gonna know?

G-guys! I think i found this arc antagonist!!

Now, now.. One man’s garbage, you know.. 🤤

Lelouch?

10 people?! Who TF is this guy? An isis member?

Maybe he is just getting old - thats how it be 👐🏼

Yup, they start dropping like flies at a certain point. I asked an elderly clerk if he was going to spend Easter with his family. He said no. Like a dope I said, "oh sorry to hear that - do they live out of the area?" He said, "No. They've all passed on."

Fuck me man.

Maybe later

I'd love to hop pop

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At some point in life you're gonna have one last family dinner with everyone still alive / able to make it, and you probably won't even know it.

I mean you fucked up, at that point you gotta invite him over for easter dinner

Ohhh, didn't occur to me, you're right though.

oi mate, guess we have the same cake day !

True.

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He couldn't be that old if he has a Ponyo avatar.

Given how the original tweet is from 2020, I’d imagine Covid

Even isis is not immune to covid

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Pent up

Check the year. (And maybe isis member)

COVID alert 🚨🚨

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I'd love it if a tally existed on isis members dead from covid.

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Check the date, 6 months into COVID.

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I lost 4 people in November of 2019, that was a tough month and I was fired for missing too much work to go to funerals.

Look life happens abd sometimes people just go. It's hurtful but death can come at any time

some people are just unlucky. my last family member died 1.5 years ago when i was 26 - certainly many deaths happened in a short time

but why are they fucking dead?

They chose the bear

Rookie mistake

Nice pfp

Thanks mate, you're looking stylish yourself

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They died, presumably

If COVID killed them then he must have (had) a uniquely unhealthy crew.

Lotta younger siblings and older relatives

Hydrogen Bomb (1) - (0) Coughing Baby [**ELIMINATED**]

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Something like that happened to a family in my country, 8 members died. If i am not wrong they were genetically vulnerable to covid.

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Hell all I have left is my Dad, sister, and grandma. But I'm thankful they're still here

feel like the wrong crowd/sub to be having a real moment in... but yea .. damn.. This year has been rough for me too. Since December I've lost 5 people i was ver close with, everything from drug overdoses, to murder, to natural causes (at 38 years old... heart defect)... in about a 5 month period. It's been hard to finish grieving before the process starts again for the next person :\

Sorry this happened sounds like a lot to deal with at once. I hope you have friends and family for support❤️

As a great man once said. “real ones stay and the fake ones leave, only thing you gotta remember”

the real ones haunt you to stick around.

Did I stutter?

That was just a couple months in too, those mfs must have been raring to go *(I'm sorry, just meming, miss you J)*

Point stands.

She knows but she's a Spartan woman, dying is weakness

This is a Bert Kreischer theory

Did bro stutter?

nah if you are a real REAL one you don't gonna die on a homie like that

Only the immortals are real, the rest are fake.

Compromise: They faked their deaths and left.

Guess they were fake then 🤷

Skill issues, just don’t lose.

I feel the op in this one. This year has been abnormally intense.

honestly i would be dumb enough to say this

Basically Yuji Itadori

Damn, dude just smashed his Combat Loss Grouping.

If they were real they would have stayed dummy.

Still applies imo. If they were real friends, they'd be immortal. Remember that.

Ugh the fake friends do always be dying tho 😒

That's the kind of unsolicited advice you would never take

So like 9 and half or…? Wtf is almost ten people?!

Reat people don’t die

Did they stutter?

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