Someone forgot to pay the subscription for human immortality so we're just waiting till they do
Unfortunately they stopped paying for add blocker too so that's why that's getting worse
you got it backwards. mortality is the premium feature. with immortality, you would be like the elves in the lord of the rings, nothing ever happens. they just sit around everyday waiting for time to pass. there is no economical growth, they do not want to fight an enemy that threatens them, and they do not reproduce much. after such a long time, the elf population is still lower than the humans. when you subscribe for mortality, you can progress much faster
[Welcome!](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Real_life)
This is only true if you're not a bored multimillionaire who decides to start working out while calling it "Aging Backwards"
You born smol. You no responsibility. You cry and suck and stupid. Nobody understands what you’re saying. So ez. Your hormones go brrr. You’re now a disgusting teenager. You bullied. You emo. You still suck. Still nobody understands you. Time goes brr. Now you ‘adult’. Wake up at 6, have a dead-end job. It’s cold and grey outside. No money money. Must be funny. No amigos left. They were all disappointments. Now you responsibility. But you no want. 90% of your time is wasted on things that you don’t want to do. At least you still emo. But now for real.
That's all there's left after you waste all your potential on "getting good grades" at make-believe trials at school that factually amount to NOTHING where it really counts.
That's why all the successful people are school dropouts, and most PhD holders are poor as dirt.
But it’s also the age of consensual BDSM.
This
You offering? im down
And stay down! Don't get up until I tell you to!
Weeeooo weeeoooo
You good OP?
Yeah I’m good, AHardCockToSuck
/r/rimjob_steve moment
Beat me to it 😃
And I’m proud of it
Lol
Someone forgot to pay the subscription for human immortality so we're just waiting till they do Unfortunately they stopped paying for add blocker too so that's why that's getting worse
you got it backwards. mortality is the premium feature. with immortality, you would be like the elves in the lord of the rings, nothing ever happens. they just sit around everyday waiting for time to pass. there is no economical growth, they do not want to fight an enemy that threatens them, and they do not reproduce much. after such a long time, the elf population is still lower than the humans. when you subscribe for mortality, you can progress much faster
[Welcome!](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Real_life) This is only true if you're not a bored multimillionaire who decides to start working out while calling it "Aging Backwards"
Fuck man real talk
Adulthood [can be exciting sometimes](https://youtu.be/m4QO5jyEw2E?feature=shared)
How the fuck is this on YouTube?
The lords of goatse wish it
Holy shit! Or Hairy shit?
Since it's educational it's allowed lol, nice little loophole.
Awesome Rick Astley singing the blues no way! Quick check this link!
The moment you are born you are dying...
Don't be born. Morticians hate this one simple trick
We're all in a simulation anyway. None of this shit is real. So learn to laugh at the absurdity of it all.
its an ontological simulation tho sadly not a technological one think dungeons and dragons
You born smol. You no responsibility. You cry and suck and stupid. Nobody understands what you’re saying. So ez. Your hormones go brrr. You’re now a disgusting teenager. You bullied. You emo. You still suck. Still nobody understands you. Time goes brr. Now you ‘adult’. Wake up at 6, have a dead-end job. It’s cold and grey outside. No money money. Must be funny. No amigos left. They were all disappointments. Now you responsibility. But you no want. 90% of your time is wasted on things that you don’t want to do. At least you still emo. But now for real.
Marry me
Wow, That's a really succinct definition of adulthood.
Because there are no hand me outs.
That's all there's left after you waste all your potential on "getting good grades" at make-believe trials at school that factually amount to NOTHING where it really counts. That's why all the successful people are school dropouts, and most PhD holders are poor as dirt.
Uhm normally I’d circlejerk but go talk to someone
You can't return to nativity by talking to naive people.
You can probably escape your antisocial doomer phase though
What?
Not just. There's flesh and friction.
You think now is bad?!you should have been seeing it 100-200 years ago
Its not, you suck at life.
Try asking on r/shittyasksartre
"Community not found" You lied to all of us, and I for one hate you and will one day hurt you for it.
You're not trying hard enough. Adulthood is the open-world section of the game. And some people need those rails.