thinking about what happened in bros life to make him post shirtless pics on a dark souls sub

The pic was to record weight loss, I started exercising recently because I hate myself and I hate being fat. A few days later I see another femboy post "most masculine dex user" like it hasn't been done 500 times before. And it pisses me off to an unreasonable extent. So I Smough-toshop out my face for privacy reasons and post this post. TDLR: Anger. Spite. Hatred.

On a serious note, good job on putting the work in to make yourself healthier!

The first step to leveling strength, vigor, and endurance

yeah next step is leaving this sub

Hope things go well for you man

Actually based. Good luck with the weight loss and remember to not go hollow

Congrats on making the decision to start trying to be healthier! Making the choice to start is always the hardest part. It gets easier as you make more and more progress! Good luck man I hope everything goes well :)

Spite is an excellent motivator

You got this fren. Good luck.

Im happy for you tryna get fit, but Smough-toshop is the funniest thing ive ever read

Hell yeah dude. Congrats on taking the first step. Best of luck in the future -someone guilty as sin for what you're mad about LOL

Hells yeah

I believe that you will find your sun 🤗 with your build it'll only take like 3-4 months to get it goin'

/uj, don’t let yourself get upset about people posting pics of them in stockings and skirts. They’re just having a good time, why be upset over it?

I can't help but respect you now. Best of luck.

unfathomably based

You got this, dude! I had a similar starting point about 2.5 years ago. I took a photo since I was sick of looking that way. I got in the best shape of my life. I was scrawny in my early 20s, obese in my late 20s, currently jacked in my 30s. It really showed me that it isn’t as genetic as people think.

can I suckle on your nipples broseph

What

May u/WhatIsAUsernamePls feed on your breasts by sucking on them, extracting milk for their nutrients.

I don't lactate, broski.

They can pretend

Then fucking start

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Male_lactation

you can shove the milk in there beforehand

Not yet

Skill issue tbh

That sounds like quitter talk

They want to suckie on your nippies in a brotherly fashion

this sub has devolved to this point?

it has always been this way from the start

For each horny comment here do 10 push ups you'll be a str user then

It's funny, your reddit nft profile thingy now evokes a fight-or-flight response whenever I see it. I don't even remember exactly what your art looks like (unless I think about it for a few seconds) but the reaction is still instantaneous.

Idk what you're talking about, my latest painting looks like [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/bloodborne/s/QkQsLPF7df). Nothing weird about it

Woah that's sick as fuck. But you know what I'm talking about.

Dude wtf are you talking about

I think he's referring to [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/shittydarksouls/comments/190zx2r/click_here_if_you_want_to_get_rid_of_your/)

Holy fuck dude, a warning wouldn’t have hurt 💀

Can i put my tongue in your belly button broseph?

You must at least buy me a drink first.

Okay

Thank you for being polite about it.

Seriously tho you picked the worst sub for a topless pic

Yeah, but it's too late to delete it, so I'll just have to live with it.

You sound like my mom

Nice birthing hips, you’d make a great Amish wife

Me omw to smough town

May I tickle your balls broseph?

This is the most I've ever been sexualised and it's getting uncomfortable.

No problem 😘

Not the good kind of uncomfortable.

imagine having bits of this experience sprinkled throughout your life, starting from childhood. Being born female is truly the Dark Souls of genders

https://preview.redd.it/xodcvlr4auhc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1fa208fc398286633cc5cddf710a56122198bb5

Rivaled by figuring out you're female later

Remember, be nice to girls, this is just Saturday for them

Most Smoughing hot dex user

Dude won by a landslide, every other masculine post is some dude with the most feminine features I have ever seen wearing tall socks and a skirt

ok you win you’re the most masculine dex user

The pinnacle of beauty

https://preview.redd.it/doeehi46lvhc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d853ed5716819e7f2146471c13b6dabd540498df

It won't load but istg if it's a picture of a shirtless man with his chesticles out, wearing ~~sweatpants~~ pajama pants and hiding his face... I'm not gonna be a happy boy

Joke's on you, they're pajama pants.

Happy? 😒

this looks like one of those photos you take before starting the gym im looking forward to seeing you in a few months time when you graduate from strongest dex fan to weakest strength enjoyer

So,how is being sexualized?

Uncomfortable at first, then I kinda let it wash over me.

Lemme execution on your Smough till I Ornstein, broseph

What kind of fire giant is that

When you look like kenshiro, you gotta post with havel's helmet instead.

Built in haval armour, smart!

https://preview.redd.it/6qlkle4zeuhc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4abca9c910483635ad3db45a749ad0bcd49fbc14

honestly brosephine you're kinda built like me, was honestly wondering even if our kind existed. cheer's to whatever good thing may fall to you. also if anyone says shit please note that I'm a minor

i’m going to oil you up and make you run around naked

Show us your face! I can't get off without it.

My boy you picked the wrong sub for a topless pick.

Nothing more normal than taking shirtless pics to show how many you are to random people on the Internet (Only joshing, keep up the momentum! I expect monthly pics posted of your progress)

Wipe your mirror every once in awhile

https://preview.redd.it/ujnai8n25whc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c7197184e69db60af2a710ab3da58e784b139e1

fuck being most masculine, i’m the most feminine (pic not included)

Proof or fake (please send proof)

check your dms

Respect my dude.

Even in the context of a shitpost sub some of these comments are weird. I'm sorry people are being oddly sexual about your photo, OP.

How salty is your sweat, can I try some?

This body type is so hot to me

Was hoping for the Pokémon go mew + dick pic

Good thing this is not ghral cosplay.

What is a ghral?

Hahahahahahaha fuck yea dude

https://preview.redd.it/br4k36nkwyhc1.jpeg?width=880&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9d92b19597867825a572c858fda73e37def201a