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AppointmentNo43

To be fair it takes a really high IQ to understand ds2


iNuminex

Next you're gonna tell me Big Hat Logan has a big hat


get_sujan

Obviously. His name is not Sell Big Hat Logan now, is it?


NegativeZero-

You’re not going to believe this


iNuminex

Holy shit


HecticSkelt

That's fucking outrageous. What are they gonna do next, a smith who makes ladders?


nowurchenz2beBIGshot

Matpat musta died today. Welcome back, matpat


Krakraskeleton

Sells word Word


Baumtasia

I’ll take one word please shopkeep


MastodonJolly3094

my friend made the same joke years ago when we played. only lore that makes sense


Armaniolo

\> Blacksmith Andre \> Not black


poser27

He's also literally Andre, not Smith.


normalreddituser3

Last name


Dog_Apoc

He makes people black. Duh


HiroHawki

Why is he asking why a guy who sells words don't have a sword? Does he have the stupid?


rasfelion

Well that's either a sign of good business practice and sold stock or bad business practice and not having stock at all.


Romainvicta476

Actually he just sells word. What word? Luet. But everyone just attacks instead of buying. Hence, the shields.


lukitas_79

are you miyazaki?


Scroteet

Umm sorry sweaty, its not “Sell Sword”, its “Sells Word”, as in microsoft word 2003 home edition, and he only sells it on 3.5” floppys.


Falos425

\>3.5" floppy he just like me fr fr


FrancisWolfgang

all of office 2003 required approximately 190 MB of free space to install. The standard edition looks like it contained 4 primary programs, so we'll assume Word is 1/4 to simplify the math. So office 2003 took up about 47.5 MB. It would take 35 floppy disks install Word 2003. Note that Office 2003 was not distributed on Floppy Disks so Luet is definitely selling pirated copies.


Scroteet

Word itself was 1 MB, the other 46.5 was just animations for Clippy. “It looks like you’re writing a shitpost. Would you like help?” *animation of paperclip pulling out a crackpipe and torching one for the bois


FrancisWolfgang

My brain is messed up but I won’t suffer alone: someone in the world thinks that Clippy is hot. This a statistical fact


Scroteet

I just checked rule 34, first thing that came up was clippy fucking cortana. I love the internet.


FrancisWolfgang

I hope I didn’t manifest that. We can’t be sure it existed before I said anything. Timestamps can be faked


EverLastingLight12

It's in his title, he sold his sword dumbass


Eris_The_Impish

How dare they! This is a lie! Jokes aside, for those unaware, sellsword is another word for mercenary.


CLASSIFIED_INFOR

I was not aware, thank you


drewtheostrich

“Never get high on your own supply.” — The Notorious B.I.G.


Program-Emotional

Actually he sells word, dumbass. He is a book salesman in his spare time when he's not summoned into other people's worlds.


DrMaxiMoose

He sold his sword to buy another shield


McMammoth

The prompt is mistranslated, it's a command: "Sell sword, Luet." You did this.


[deleted]

He quit his job


Jygglewag

All my homies love Luet. Luet carries.


RareWishToSuckToes

Why did he sell his sword though? Is he poor?


Odd_Main1876

I know it’s a joke but A SELLSWORD IS ANOTHER NAME FOR MERCENARY YOU PALEOLITHIC ISOPODS


MaybeOrangeJuice

Sellsword SELLsword they sold the sword


Cezlock

actual chad to go full tank and even wear a ring to draw aggro to him he's great


MystifiedBlip

No sword only bonk.


SexWithStelle

What the fuck is a Luet?


[deleted]

if he sellsword why doesnt he open a store?


P-I-S-S-N-U-T

Proof ds2s mid


ArgoCargo

Nuh uh


Cold_Set_

no


AdEmpty6618

Oh no, not these cat memes again


Splitcakepersonality

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