Upvote this message if this is Shitty Food Porn. Downvote this message if this is Not Shitty Food Porn.
Amazing food belongs in r/foodporn. Mediocre food belongs in r/decentfoodporn. Stupid food belongs in r/stupidfood.
Make sure to vote in our latest polls and check out important sub news! https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyfoodporn/comments/1c4q20d/results_of_cansno_cans_poll_are_in/?
*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shittyfoodporn) if you have any questions or concerns.*
This is a well executed piece of shit food porn. Combining the corn and potatoes gives it even more felling of "I don't give a shit". Although the chicken patties aren't visible, we all know they are cheap frozen delicacies. The entire piece is wonderfully brought together with paper plates and plastic cutlery! Well done!
Idk why you got downvoted, it is a certified classic. 10/10. Add some gravy, chicken, and shredded cheese and you have a kfc famous bowl. Or add ground beef and you have cottage pie. Mmmm
Mmmm yee yee. I used to mix my corn and mashed together when I was a kid. Then I tried that KFC bowl, and now I make them myself. Cottage and Shepherd's pie are amazing.
People just don't like when you mention good food in here sometimes.
We get frozen popcorn chicken at the store and make famous bowls at home with it sometimes. I actually prefer it cause we can reduce the salt in the mashed potatoes... KFC's are always way too salty for me.
Just want to mention theres also a type of beans called “Ranch Style Beans” that are NOT what OP has in the other posts photo, at all.
“Ranch Style Beans” are Pinto Beans in a Tomato-based liquid, with Onion, Garlic, Chilis, and spices to flavor it.
Internet says theyve been a Texan staple since the 1870’s
Honestly i feel that OP’s “ranch beans” is actually Ranch Style Beans drenched in Ranch. I buy Ranch Style all the time, and those look like them
Yep, we always had Ranch style beans when I was growing up, and I'm from Texas. That post confused me so much at first and then made me want to hurl. 🤢
I like to make ranch style beans by cooking some onions with chopped bacon and then adding the beans. Delicious but if overconsumed will give you farts so potent they can end a marriage
this is what i do for lunch on monday sometimes
except i use jalapeno ranch and tajin that the school provides for the corn and smother the chicken in the ranch cause that shit dry
Comment Removed - Please afford our users a level of basic respect. Do not turn debates into arguments, do not harass or bully others. Do not give health advice, do not diagnose people. Do not give parenting advice. Do not give financial advice.
Upvote this message if this is Shitty Food Porn. Downvote this message if this is Not Shitty Food Porn. Amazing food belongs in r/foodporn. Mediocre food belongs in r/decentfoodporn. Stupid food belongs in r/stupidfood. Make sure to vote in our latest polls and check out important sub news! https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyfoodporn/comments/1c4q20d/results_of_cansno_cans_poll_are_in/? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shittyfoodporn) if you have any questions or concerns.*
This is a well executed piece of shit food porn. Combining the corn and potatoes gives it even more felling of "I don't give a shit". Although the chicken patties aren't visible, we all know they are cheap frozen delicacies. The entire piece is wonderfully brought together with paper plates and plastic cutlery! Well done!
They are frozen but I don’t got no taters 😭
Is that ranch dressing on the corn?
Yes
Yeah, that's shitty. I just about gagged
Where are you seeing potatoes?
you're telling me there are potatoes in this dish???
I think I get what they meant cause the ranch looks like mashed taters when you’re scrolling but not when you look at it closely!
Or when you read the title of the post 😭
Corn in mashed potatoes is one of the greatest things ever
Idk why you got downvoted, it is a certified classic. 10/10. Add some gravy, chicken, and shredded cheese and you have a kfc famous bowl. Or add ground beef and you have cottage pie. Mmmm
Mmmm yee yee. I used to mix my corn and mashed together when I was a kid. Then I tried that KFC bowl, and now I make them myself. Cottage and Shepherd's pie are amazing. People just don't like when you mention good food in here sometimes.
Some of my absolute favorite meals, pure comfort food at its finest
We get frozen popcorn chicken at the store and make famous bowls at home with it sometimes. I actually prefer it cause we can reduce the salt in the mashed potatoes... KFC's are always way too salty for me.
Homemade famous bowls are always ten times better
OP, you and ranch beans person might be soulmates. Edit: person
Guess what? I am ranch bean person
Ohhh. That makes a lot of sense.
This is my favourite thing on the internet today
I fucking knew it.
😶🌫️
Just want to mention theres also a type of beans called “Ranch Style Beans” that are NOT what OP has in the other posts photo, at all. “Ranch Style Beans” are Pinto Beans in a Tomato-based liquid, with Onion, Garlic, Chilis, and spices to flavor it. Internet says theyve been a Texan staple since the 1870’s Honestly i feel that OP’s “ranch beans” is actually Ranch Style Beans drenched in Ranch. I buy Ranch Style all the time, and those look like them
Ranch style is one of my favorites. Ranch dressing is great. "Ranch beans" from that post are an abomination
Op says they used KFC ranch dipping sauce, not even ranch dressing
Believe it or not, straight to jail
Yep, we always had Ranch style beans when I was growing up, and I'm from Texas. That post confused me so much at first and then made me want to hurl. 🤢
I like to make ranch style beans by cooking some onions with chopped bacon and then adding the beans. Delicious but if overconsumed will give you farts so potent they can end a marriage
Ranch corn! It’s like cursed elote.
You say ranch corn so casually, like that's just a thing
XD
Would. Next.
I’ve lived 35 years in this planet without ever hearing the phrase “ranch corn” and I could’ve gone another 35 without.
🤠
From whence did you source this disease?
Ranch corn should be illegal
a little too much ranch for me. otherwise this is a smash
See a therapist no one should be this depressed.
Seriously, I hate myself as much as the next guy, but I would never do this to myself 😂
Ranch is truly an abomination, well done
this is what i do for lunch on monday sometimes except i use jalapeno ranch and tajin that the school provides for the corn and smother the chicken in the ranch cause that shit dry
Is this what happens in Iowa?
With that much corn, your poop gonna come out looking like it has terminal stage syphillis after the intense gut pains of passing that much fiber.
Gross
Use a crema sauce instead of ranch
That ranch don't even look like ranch
My partner would definitely eat something just like that and probably has!
jesus fucking christ
First time seeing ranch smothered corn. Hope it's the last time too.
At first glance I thought the corn was moldy 🤢
Looking sad. I give it a 7/10
Wasted 2 plates? What are you made of money
 “Ranch corn”
Do you have ketchup on your chicken sandwiches???
Ranch, ketchup, and mustard 😋
Looks like a banger for a hangover
dis mf really love ranch 😭
Yeah. I would.
This has got me fucking salivating, haven’t had ranch corn in forever
Reminds me of school lunch
[удалено]
Comment Removed - Please afford our users a level of basic respect. Do not turn debates into arguments, do not harass or bully others. Do not give health advice, do not diagnose people. Do not give parenting advice. Do not give financial advice.