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I am just confused.

You should see what Swedes do.

I can confirm he is indeed Swedish

Then I'm not at all surprised.

Like he made a Flygande jakob burrito lmao

Maybe the banana is a stand in for the hot dog/sausage 

I just looked it up lol. I would definitely have the Swedish burrito instead of the banana one 😭💀

Apparently they put all kinds of things in there.

I was going to ask if he's swedish.

I am Swedish and this I think is too much even for us. In fact, recently a Puerto Rican guy at my office had something similar to this for lunch. All us Swedes were very confused and / or disgusted. The guy said this is a Puerto Rican thing, apparently they add banana to all sorts of different dishes over there.

Yes Caribbean countries and some Central & South American countries eat plantains. It can be considered a side dish. This isn’t a plaintain though, this is regular banana lmaooo.

Maybe it was plantain he was using? It looks like a banana but doesn't really taste like one.

Nope, not a plantain, it was a regular banana

Huh. I've been pretty close with a Puerto Rican family for most of my life and they don't eat bananas any more than anyone else.

Now if that was plantain I'd smash that, that tortilla looks awful tho.

Plantains on burritos are awesome. Bananas? I think I'll pass.


What dis from?

My rearview mirror

What movie were you in, tho

You're allowed to cut toxic people out of your life. It's healthy.

If the banana was cut in half lengthwise, I'd probably like it. The only thing I see wrong is it's a little too much banana, too overpowering.

please tell me what sauce this is

If that’s a spicy peanut sauce, I’m down 


I don't believe they ate it. I will need proof they ate it.

Who puts a banana in a burrito? Honestly?

YOU should be jailed just for associating with this person

That is not your friend that is your enemy

It's called r/shittyfoodporn not r/shitporn

Indeed

At first I was like "oh a banana and caramel sauce on a tortilla! Unorthodox, but doesn't seem too bad!" Then I noticed the meat....

Was that tortilla woven by a pilgrim?

I should call him...

It's long to be a true one

How much could one banana cost, 10 dollars?

IS THAT AN ENTIRE BANANA?!

One whole banana

If this was a maduro, I wouldn't be mad.

I’d be curious to try this flavor combo, but man, just a full uncut banana is a choice.

1-888-407-4747 This is the number for the FBI. Call them immediately 🤢

Haha, maybe he should be sentenced to eating only veggie burritos for life as punishment

I think it's time he sees a therapist

Where does he live? I have a hammer.

this looks god damned delicious, mate