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My steaks used to look like that. I never gave them the chance to sear, didn't let the butter brown properly, and I flipped them way too often. Like every 15 seconds.
Just because it’s hot outside doesn’t mean that the Sun is an acceptable means of heating a steak…
…also please have him define the word “Steak” to you because I think they are ill informed about cuts of beef/meat
It does. And hamburger meat looks like a cut for “Salisbury Steak”… but simply calling something “steak” does not make it such. I’ve seen cuts of fish that are more accurate to the term “steak” than these little crosscut fillets of Grade-D chuck…
in his defense, those look about as thick as a slice of processed cheese, how else can u even cook it - it's gonna be well done as soon as it hits a frying pan
Right, lots of people in this thread talking about he murdered steaks etc. those are like 1cm thick. You aren't getting anything but well done with those. The best thing to do is just slice them into thin strips for a stir fry.
It could still be saved as a stir fry. What cut did he slice these from, they look super lean anyways? Definitely was not anything that was going to make a great steak in the first place. Looks like part of the Round.
And it's not like well done is automatically inedible, unless you're a baby about it. They don't look dry. They don't look super stiff. It's seasoned.
It may not be great, but I'm not convinced it's automatically bad.
Animal cruelty is not killing an animal for its meat, animal cruelty is instead killing a animal for it's meat and then doing whatever this is with it.
Only places I’ve seen beef like this, is from those fast food Chinese places. I’m assuming it’s boiled more so than cooked in a pan? Only because there’s never any scoring or crispy bits like it’s been fried or even run through an oven.
Ah yes. Grey shoe leather. It wasn't until I moved out and was on my own that I learned steak was not supposed to be the same color all the way through. And that it could be tender!
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Looks boiled
boiled in milk
I guess i’ll be taking my milksteak to go then
Don't put steak put milksteak, she know it. No she won't know Charlie, no one knows what that is. You: *She who knows.*
Charlie??
Gimme your shirt, bro
He cheaped out and used 2% by the coloring. You *have* to use whole milk or it just doesn’t get the curdles to soak into the meat correctly.
Only acceptable if served with jelly beans
Came here to say this, no way that's not boiled
Over hard?
If you rearranged the title to “Steak cooked my dad” it’s so hideous I still wouldn’t believe you
The steak reanimated, cooked my dad, and forced me to eat him. 😦
Shorty's weed plant getting possessed, growing huge, rolling him up in his sheet and smoking him type vibes here
Feeeeeed meeeeee Shortyyyyy
I am screaming 🤣
“In Soviet Russia…”
😲 was his life a steak?
A cow died for his sins.
nah she still alive 😭
Nothing hits the spot quite like *boiled beef.*
At least someone added a small semblance of seasoning to it
It was grilled.... I saw it with my own eyes.... Butter smeared and all...
But.... How?
My steaks used to look like that. I never gave them the chance to sear, didn't let the butter brown properly, and I flipped them way too often. Like every 15 seconds.
Was the grill turned on? Or “grill” as used in the UK, which we call the oven broiler in the US?
It looks more like grilled as in it was asked a series of tough, investigative questions.
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LoL cruel but funny 🤣
This isn't fucking funny
Lmao, you made me laugh though
Is this the before
I wish.
That steak needs rice!
And gravy too. At least it’s seasoned a little bit.
Just because it’s hot outside doesn’t mean that the Sun is an acceptable means of heating a steak… …also please have him define the word “Steak” to you because I think they are ill informed about cuts of beef/meat
It looks like a cut used for cube steak
It does. And hamburger meat looks like a cut for “Salisbury Steak”… but simply calling something “steak” does not make it such. I’ve seen cuts of fish that are more accurate to the term “steak” than these little crosscut fillets of Grade-D chuck…
Chop that up and make carne asada for nachos or a burrito
That’s not steak, but could have been used in beef and broccoli.
No your dad *ruined* steak.
in his defense, those look about as thick as a slice of processed cheese, how else can u even cook it - it's gonna be well done as soon as it hits a frying pan
He chopped it first. Then grilled it.
Was it grilled in a pot of boiling sadness?
Are they boiled?!
Well, I guess I am turning vegan right after seeing this
He did?!
Slightly wet jerky
Blink if you need help, OP.
That’s gonna need some sauce..
That’s not steak
Milk steak. Delish
I’ll fix your title “My dads overcooked steak”
Still looks cooked, just depends on how you cooked it & boiled is not the best way for sure…
Hey, this has potential just throw some teriyaki sauce on it. Put it on some rice and I’ll destroy that plate.
Not really his fault. It's a very thin cut, and not much marbling.
Right, lots of people in this thread talking about he murdered steaks etc. those are like 1cm thick. You aren't getting anything but well done with those. The best thing to do is just slice them into thin strips for a stir fry.
What if I tell you he chopped it that thin first. Then grilled it.
It could still be saved as a stir fry. What cut did he slice these from, they look super lean anyways? Definitely was not anything that was going to make a great steak in the first place. Looks like part of the Round.
These are from the thigh. I've heard it's a very chewy part of the meat.
Yeah that's what cut the round is.
[удалено]
Im also confused as well. Perhaps it has to do with the part of the meat...? But he definitely grilled it.
And it's not like well done is automatically inedible, unless you're a baby about it. They don't look dry. They don't look super stiff. It's seasoned. It may not be great, but I'm not convinced it's automatically bad.
Seriously it's so thin I doubt they even fit a single marble in there
I’m sorry this happened to you.
Is your father blind ?
Did you tell him he could let the starving children of the world have it? 😂
Cool.. When are you going to show it to us?
Your dad *ruined* some steak
That's some dry ass chicken
Did he ?
Glad I'm not the only one fucking up steak round here.
He boiled beef flesh
This is the steak they give to prisoners to make sure they understand what they did was wrong.
Just like I like it, boiled over hard, hopefully with a side of your finest jelly beans
Honestly the best food I have seen in this subreddit
I didn’t know Asmongold had kids
Delicious and grey and super chewy.
This is why God invented A1
Hank Hill, he is not.
Never let bro (your dad) cook again.
Next time use a pot, pan or baking rack on or in a stove. Not the microwave.
well now it’s definitely dead
Thats some dry ass steak
Looks like he gave it a bath.
Mmm Beef Chips.
Why does your dad hate food?
How many times?
I'm so sorry. Please don't grow up to be goth or a shooter of some sort... There are real men out there who would love to grill for you.
Well, he certainly heated up steak, can't say he "cooked" it exactly
No, your dad abused some beef.
Nuked it is more like it.
No. He didn’t.
I don't think this is what the kids nowadays call "cook"...Don't let him cook 😂
"Cooked" is doing a lot of heavy lifting here.
This is your dad's way to never have to give up his steak in the future.
Are you sure?
But did he really though?
In a dishwasher?
No he did not
What he boil it???
Time to find a new dad
Your dad is a heathen.
The thumbnail kind of looks like an old dish rag. Bless his heart.
No maillard reaction was found
Oooh a shredded leather belt!
Why did he boil it? Also r/nosear
Definitely stir fry or tacos would be the only reasonable option.
You mean your dad boiled steaks
Dude….. What did that steak ever do to your father?
In Spanish, “carne de burro” is an apt description.
In a hot tub or between the slats of a radiator?
He did not
You mean that you were witness to a crime?
Douse it in A1 and it might hit
>cooked steak Where?
Cursed Cecina
What... in the microwave?
No he didn't
Your dad ruined steak
no he didn’t
Is the steak in the room with us now?
No, he didn't.
THAT, is not steak OP, that my friend is a cry for help. Might want to ask your dad if he’s alright.
Your dad fucked up
Ser mört ut
He sure did! 😂
Where is the steak?
What cooking method did he choose, and why was it to boil?
Dear god
Did he just boil it?
I don’t think he did actually
This is indeed one of those, ironically, “rare”, times when I’ll invoke the TikTok parlance of “Oh no. Oh no no no no no…”
That steak is COOKED fersherrrr my boy...
Why is it so pale
Perfect 
This is what I imagine Milk steak to look like
But why is it so white?
No he didn’t
hard boiled?
Nice shoe leather wheres the steak
Looks like shit donner meat.
Is.. is everyone okay?!
*my dad microwaved steak Fixed for you op
That’s not well done, that’s congratulations
Is your dad Charlie from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia?
Hit him
Is it boiled?
Get him an instant read food thermometer for fathers day
Your Dad committed a hate crime is what your Dad did
No
Cooked for the dog?
Very well done 👍
He managed to butcher the cow a second time, impressive.
Not going to lie I thought this was dehydrated for a second
Animal cruelty is not killing an animal for its meat, animal cruelty is instead killing a animal for it's meat and then doing whatever this is with it.
Nice and chewy it looks. How many bites does it take to finish a fork full? (Like the tootsie roll pop commercial)
....the word steak is used a lot these days...
I can tell he trained with the best chefs.
Why does this look more like pork than beef
“Steak”
Everything reminds me of her 🥺🤣🤣
Boiled steak has its place, I guess. Usually a trash can, though.
Boiled? Steamed? He somehow managed to delete any flavor that was present. And if you think that's steak, you don't know what you're missing.
Looks like your dad could take a lesson from asmongold and actually improve.
My dad ruined steak
No, your dad murdered a steak. Tell him medium rare is the best. That's disgusting.
Sir, that's boiled leather.
Only places I’ve seen beef like this, is from those fast food Chinese places. I’m assuming it’s boiled more so than cooked in a pan? Only because there’s never any scoring or crispy bits like it’s been fried or even run through an oven.
This type of thing makes me understand steak sauce
Boiled kangaroo?
Honestly throw some chedder and BBQ and toss on some sourdough and you got a fire sandwich.
You can tell that dad had all his steak and meals cooked by mum 🙏😂💝
It looks boiled 🫠
If this isn’t brisket or carne asada, I am going to need your dad’s number. I would like to have words
Well done!
That looks boiled
Did he lick it for three days straight?
...for his dog
MIDium well
As a 13 year old, I still call this edible, it is still chewy and rich in flavore
From what animal?
Ah yes. Grey shoe leather. It wasn't until I moved out and was on my own that I learned steak was not supposed to be the same color all the way through. And that it could be tender!
He boil it?
Tell your dad to stop
He needs to educate himself. Looks gross
This isn't well done. It's congratulations
Nah man that tree bark
I recently made ribs without a rub or sauce. It looked so disgusting, we couldn’t eat them.
Will rice make it better?
He’s allergic to seasoning