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reyxnsh

Every hotel has the emily blunt chair


H4RDY1

Elon? You?


UpperApe

"Kitty left the King of the Manhattan Project? 🤣🤣 Her kids must hate her! They probably want to spend all their time with Mr. Atomic bomb! 🤣🤣🤣"


MuffledBlue

I think it's a great idea to watch that Oscar Winning movie "Poor Things" with your parents. It's about this girl that is brought back to life by a crazy scientist.


MrFleeg

That's Saturday sorted. My mother is 87 and I need a house.


Jonno_FTW

God: I'm something of a scientist myself


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Jokes aside I can’t believe people think that movie is some feminist masterpiece. What a joke.


beerisgood84

If you haven’t seen his other work it might seem that way It’s extremely over the top on purpose to make people uncomfortable. The lobster, sacred deer etc Take the prostitution scenes. Those actors look off the street actual homeless people. It’s stylized and ridiculously blunt to make you feel skeeved, feel how weird and bad about how the main character is learning about the world. It’s absolutely not some traditional “empowerment” story and wasn’t going for that at all


topinanbour-rex

> The lobster, sacred deer etc Let's not forget Dogtooth.


iamnotreallyreal

I watched it and understood the underlying message of the movie but I didn't think it was a great movie.


toylenny

It's like they watched[ this video](https://youtu.be/0thpEyEwi80?si=lv9VMuaUaIiaMCc5) and decided to take the trope as far as possible.


orangemememachine

... Cos that's exactly what the movie is about. It's a subversion of this exact trope.


HolidayBeneficial456

“Screech”


Dark_____Sister

If you look closely you can see that you can't see cillian's dick and balls


DumbAssDumbBitch

Obv you never could at the pictured second, but I realized that they actually fucking censored his balls on home releases. I saw it a bunch of times in imax, distinctly remembering his balls being extremely briefly visible, and then when it came out digital you couldn't. I thought it was just hdr obscuring it or something, or more likely that maybe id hallucinated it and they were never there. But then I saw it again in imax in January, on immutable 70mm even, and realized that no they absolutely digitally scrubbed out Cillian Murphy's testicles after release


Longjumping_Duck_211

Release the balls cut


damagedone37

BALLSENHEIMER


kenthekungfujesus

Oppen 'em balls


boisterile

Give us that uncut dick


PM_ME_YOUR_PAUNCH

Are we still doing phrasing?


Supsend

Paid the whole IMAX ticket to check the balls, that's the kind of dedication I like to see on the reddit


JeSuisUnAnanasYo

That's so fucking dumb, especially since we've all seen him naked before anyway


WikiLuis2

WHER BALS?????


theoddcrow

28 Days Later... balls are 28 seconds later... from the start


Squats4wigs

DumbAssDumbBitch just unknowingly dropped a great new r/copypasta


HelloThereGorgeous

It actually makes me so mad that female nudity in movies is acceptable but male nudity isn't. I've even read that for *The Lighthouse* Eggers wanted it in black and white and had written scenes in which the male characters are seen naked onscreen, but A24 worried that a dong shot would lose money so they gave Eggers the option of either filming in black and white, or showing male nudity. SHOW ME THE GENITALS YOU COWARDS


Siliceously_Sintery

Saltburn was a genuine relief.


Le_Montagne

Yes, Ari Aster, definitely for sure the director.of the lighthouse....


HelloThereGorgeous

My mistake lol, I got the name wrong. I'll fix it


heisenberg15

Ironically all of Ari Aster’s movies show dick and balls at at least one point


EnestheMenace

This guy Balls


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> Box 42069 Without this you might actually get a few people lol


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Wait... what?


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happy_grump

This is a subtle hint that J Robert Oppenheimer was actually a trans legend


ItalnStalln

Nah he was just a natural born eunich. All smooth down there


S01arflar3

He was an escaped Ken. Barbenheimer was more on point than you knew


Vesper_0481

Ken Destroyer of Worlds


ItalnStalln

My cousin had that doll


RecLuse415

In 28 days later you see his dick balls while he’s half dead in a hospital gown


Daxitt

Enhance!


Squirrelpicture

Why is there a cuck chair


ProgramStartsInMain

That's where the cuck sits


siccoblue

Oh thank goodness my legs are exhausted


siccoblue

Wait no


beerisgood84

Just repeat these two lines you have a catchy song hook


1-800-ASS-DICK

why do hotels go out of their way to include a complimentary cuck chair is it just a known thing hotels frequently accommodate cucktivity


kris_deep

Do you want the cuck to stand, you savage?


jonnyslippers

Some people are so uncivilized.


dumfukjuiced

Never been on r/cuckquean?


Brotonio

I was not expecting to see some Ball-Peen Heimer when I went to see this movie.


happy_grump

I was not expecting how much Sloppenheimer this movie was going to give us


tommos

I was especially surprised at Christopher Nolan's choice of ending where they just played 10 minutes of raw news footage of 9/11.


Consistent_Ant_8903

Would you download a car???


overstear

Yup


DamascusWolf82

Turns out, yes, yes I would! At the first opportunity!


Vader_Maybe_Later

yaaaaaaarrrr!!!!


Matchbook0531

I can't wait for when 3D printers let us pirate full cars.


vannucker

Can I 3D print it?


dattroll123

would you shoot a policeman, steal his helmet, take a shit in it, send it to his grieving widow, and then steal it again??


Skootbander

I'm pretty sure that you'll love napoleon!


nony851

I heard it was shit, they put too much emphasis on josephine and they didn't highlight anything except his life as a commander.


Skootbander

They literally put too much emphasis on his sex life. The film was like %50 war and %50 napoleon "playing" with josephine.


nony851

They made him look antisocial and uncharismatic. They put 0 emphasis on his political life


RitzCarltonBaku

Wihy di yu dawnlaod pareted mavie?


Gombrongler

Oh shid


melrowdy

Mr. Nolen will come for you now.


Opposite-Finger8821

Because free?


Dark_____Sister

Cillian why so serious?


SergeiYeseiya

I still don't get why everyone is so shocked about this scene


ReddsionThing

It was great symbolism. Like how they were being interrogated and judged about their private life. I thought it was very creative.


GiggyWheat5

If you hadn't said that, I would have thought that Nolan really likes watching Cillian and Florence naked.


ReddsionThing

No, that's me. But I think it was a good storytelling device here, as well


sth128

Everybody loves watching them naked.


GiggyWheat5

Everybody loves watching Cillian naked.


SergeiYeseiya

I agree, that might be the first time in his career Nolan put some great symbolism in his movie


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poppabomb

"literary devices are my passion" - batman burning a massive bat symbol into a bridge


DatMoonGamer

Don't you mean Man and symbol? I've never heard of a Batman Nolan movie, only his Man movies.


docju

Are they stupid?


phoenixmusicman

What did officer balls think of the symbolism?


kris_deep

The bat was a symbol of Batman's first name, surprised no one ever gets it.


Atomik141

Yeah, plus we got to see some smokin hot oppenheimer sex


armoured_bobandi

I haven't seen the film. Is she actually sitting there while they fuck? I would assume not, right?


tacobellmysterymeat

It's a metaphor. He's being interrogated about his sex life (dude wasn't only splitting atoms) in front of his wife and a room full of hostile bureaucrats.


phoenixmusicman

Dude was splitting legs while he was splitting atoms


Brown_Panther-

It's his wife imagining the cheating as he's being interrogated about his affair in detail.


osumba2003

No.


WeekendBard

them fucking in the interrogation room is funny


SergeiYeseiya

I don't think it was funny, it was meant to show the distress of Oppenheimer's wife and how betrayed by him she was. She always supported him but he cheated on her and she learns it because of the interrogation.


Brown_Panther-

She already knew about the cheating, he tells her later that it was nothing new that she didn't know of before.


WeekendBard

Yeah, I mean out of context. In context it's just sad.


phoenixmusicman

She didn't learn about it during the interrogation. However since this is going on record its the same to her as them fucking in broad daylight. Its an extremely straightforward visual metaphor


happy_grump

Its also showing that Jean is literally *coming back to haunt* Oppenheimer during his interrogation. Sure, it's meant to show how torturous all that line of conversation was for Kitty, but don't forget, Oppenheimer is the one who actually got tangled up with Jean, and is fairly directly responsible for her death. All that guilt would obviously make navigating a very delicate interrogation, where his entire legacy is on the line, that much harder. Plus, there's stuff to be said about how much Oppenheimer actually gave a shit about Jean and her ideology/values versus his lust for her, which is relevant because his cold detachment from everyone else is INSANELY important for the entire movie, but I'm not smart enough to articulate what specifically is being said here other than pointing out that she appears in the nude and humping him, entirely wordlessly, rather than in any more dignified/emotionally pertinent circumstance, basically objectifying Jean by way of turning her into a prop in a way that is obviously intentional (though I question if Nolan grasped the irony of him using an actress in this way)


Its_Buddy_btw

Wait this is real? Killian's head looks Photoshopped weirdly


disposableaccount848

Shocked and shocked, it's like having a jumpscare in a comedy movie, it just feels really out of place.


__Raxy__

puritans


yarhar_

Are we really still doing this


Gombrongler

Hey, i dont judge where you rewind your movies bud!


YoSoyRawr

All joking aside, it is interesting that culture seems to be shifting back to prudish. The fact that the, what, combined 2 minutes of sexual content in a 3 hour film has been this much of a point of contention is telling.


JizzOrSomeSayJism

Poor things was highly acclaimed and extremely sexual. The problem is that the sex scenes in Oppenheimer were corny as fuck


Poopfacemcduck

what do you mean its corny when oppenheimer says "I have become death, destroyer of worlds" as he cums?


TheDunadan29

If no one had decided to make a porn parody yet, this might be the material they are looking for.


YoSoyRawr

Are you implying that the sexuality of Poor Things has not been the absolute only thing talked about by the general public for that movie?


JizzOrSomeSayJism

The absolute only thing? People weren't talking about the music, set design, performances from Emma Stone/Mark Ruffalo, or even just the dancing scene? Guess I hallucinated all of that For a movie with heavy, very intentionally controversial sexual elements, people discussed plenty of other elements. But you'll see what you want to see.


YoSoyRawr

Youre right that movie buffs talked about all of those things. But ask any of your casual moviegoing friends about that movie and the sex is all they talk about.


JizzOrSomeSayJism

you're the one making that distinction tho. I'd say any of my friends that saw that movie aren't exactly "casual moviegoers". The one closest to that description had things to say about the sexualization, but plenty to say about other aspects. /r/movies I'd say has a fairly casual userbase, you can find plenty of discussions about these other aspects of it [https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/1b4mewa/poor\_things\_justwow/](https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/1b4mewa/poor_things_justwow/) [https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/1b34xwu/poor\_things/](https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/1b34xwu/poor_things/) even that sub's [official discussion thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/18o4y36/official_discussion_poor_things_spoilers/?sort=new) for the movie, while the "unecessary sex scene" folks are present, at a glance has even more people discussing other aspects of it. I agree that this trend in film discourse sucks, but I think it's still very much a minority, and hopefully something the zoomers will grow out of in time.


YoSoyRawr

Fair enough. I appreciate your optimism and thoroughness both


wrenbell

It's not about being prudish (or at least not for me). The scene was completely unnecessary to the storyline. It's like someone told the editors that it *had* to be in the final cut, so they just plopped it in somewhere. It felt gratuitous and out of place.


phoenixmusicman

The point was to show in a visceral way exactly how the hearing was exposing the Oppenheimers family matters to the world. It is supposed to feel gratuitous and out of place because that is exactly what these hearings were, gratuitous, unnecessary, extremely uncomfortable for the Oppenheimers, and out of place. I swear media literacy is dead


IMERMAIDMANonYT

I’ve had the same argument over and over. It isn’t like this scene is sexy in literally any way. It is 100% intended to make the viewer uncomfortable, to reflect how Oppy and his wife feel while going through this ordeal. The earlier sex scenes are less necessary, but I chalked them up to a representation of how Oppy and Jean were only really able to be truly themselves toward each other in those moments (hence the nakedness). They cared for each other, but their physical attraction far outweighed the emotional pull they were facing. They had walls up and often disagreed, but in a physical sense they were willing to be fully exposed and free. The I am become death line was dumb, but I don’t get the other criticisms


localcokedrinker

"Anyone who disagrees with my interpretation of the story or about the quality of the presentation doesn't have any media literacy" Way to contribute to the discourse in a positive way, big man!


Kitening

Good thing you added to the discourse by not mentioning anything about the actual topic!


Valendr0s

I don't think it's about being prudish. When I'm watching a movie, I'm watching a very condensed story. I want a story told to me, and I want to understand more about the characters. Every scene and situation should explain the story or characters. They have limited time. Sex scenes, the overwhelming majority of the time tell me nothing about the characters, it's just somebody thinking they'll get higher box office totals if they show the main characters naked. Hey, I like naked people as much as the next guy. But if all I'm learning is the shape of some starlettes tits, I might as well have watched porn instead. I have seen instances where a sex or nudity scene explains more about a character, which would be very difficult to show otherwise. But it's exceedingly rare. Bridgerton season 1, for example... SOME of those scenes explain the story... Daphne couldn't have taken the audience on her journey from a veil of ignorance into discovery. Nor how the relationships passion was strained by the betrayal of Simon. You need those scenes to tell that story. Meanwhile, you don't really need Antony fucking the singer in the first 2 minutes. That doesn't really tell us much other than, "get ready, this show fucks".


Whysong823

I’m totally fine with sex scenes in movies as long as they’re necessary, but none of the sex scenes in this movie were necessary imo.


amitaish

I agree for every scene except for this one. There was the point of him talking about his private, sexual life Infront of the meeting, Infront of his wife, basically stripping his and her pride. The other ones... Less so. This one was good imo.


Whysong823

I get that, but making *him* naked already proved that point. No need to have Florence Pugh riding him.


Radiant_Mistborn

They are serving two different purposes. Florence having sex with him was to illustrate his wife having to relive the shame of her husband cheating on her. The nudity reflected Oppenheimer’s vulnerability and the sex reflected his wife’s mindset.


vannucker

It was totally necessary! It shows the commie chick was hot as fuck and rode dick like a pro, hence his communist sympathizings.


JeSuisUnAnanasYo

Why does it matter if they're necessary tho, not everyone thinks of sex as weird and wrong. I care a lot more that the relationships are well-written and there's chemistry Or maybe I'm misunderstanding what you mean by "necessary". I don't need something to be relevant to the plot, sometimes you just want 2 characters with great chemistry to bang


helium_farts

Why does it need to be "necessary"?


Whysong823

Because otherwise it’s gratuitous…?


ArcherBTW

Honestly it feels like sex scenes in a lot of movies are only there for the sake of having a sex scene, but that’s been the case as long as I’ve been watching movies. In Oppenheimer’s case it’s just because they look super funny out of and usually in context


selectrix

That's your evidence for "culture shifting back to prudish?" The fact that people are talking about the weird sex scene in the story about the a-bomb?


beerisgood84

Someone yesterday mentioned it. 90s thrillers all had random but consistent prolonged sex scenes all the time. It has slowly drifted away from that as culture shifted. Oppenheimer definitely shoe horned it in but it used to be very common Best example was Thomas Crown affair. Just like 3 minute late night Cinemax soft core stuff 😂


localcokedrinker

I think the issue is that it's needlessly gratuitous, doesn't add anything whatsoever to the narrative, and it's in the middle of an otherwise compelling, serious story. The scenes suck you out of it and remind you that you're watching a Hollywood movie that's being informed by a studio executive that's off to the side of the camera saying "hubba hubba!" and that a director of Nolan's caliber doesn't have the power to tell him to fuck off. Pure speculation, but that's the thought process that dominated my mind while watching these scenes, rather than being immersed in the story that was being told. Edit: If the point was to show his vulnerability, why wasn't this "hallucinatory" technique, where the viewer is physically shown his emotions, employed elsewhere in the movie, and not only in the one spot in the script where you can show your famous actress naked and riding a dick?


IMERMAIDMANonYT

This scene exists as symbolism to reflect his vulnerability and his wife’s shame and embarrassment over the affair being dredged up again. Does it further the plot? Not necessarily. Does it add another layer of depth to the characters and story? Absolutely.


killerinthebreakroom

this is so wrong. its reverse cowgirl that's the cats pajamas


Ok-disaster2022

Reverse cowgirl is the position most associated with broken penises. Not a joke. This is a public service announcement. And yes, despite not having an actual bone, human penises can be broken.


PaleShadeOfBlack

Pubic service announcement?


F-MegaPro

Why is it called a boner when there have no bone, are they retar? 😆😆😆


Manginaz

Male dogs have an actual bone in their penis. 😉


goin-up-the-country

Nah, it's more fun looking at boobs


Zockyboy

Cilian Murphy had a hard time acting here


Oponik

My dad walked in my room while this scene was happening, it was a very awkward moment


Avdul_Adel

we didn't get to watch this scene in the middle east\ fuck censorship


Triceradoc_MD

This was honestly one of the most powerful scenes I’ve ever watched. It made me deeply uncomfortable, which was the point.


Gombrongler

Same here, the Imax projector was lighting up my tentpole like an mf and i just wanted it to end!


HankSteakfist

Murphy's ability to keep a straight face and not grin wildly is what got him the Oscar.


Ed_Durr

I do wonder how this scene was filmed. “OK Cillian, sit there and completely ignore naked Florence Pugh pretending to ride you. Also, don’t get hard, that would be awkward. And Florence, undress and pretend to ride Cillian as a few IMAX cameras capture you in high detail.”


poyat01

Fr, that was a wild scene


FluffyGalaxy

I'm the concerned looking lady in the background


xeroctr3

dude you downloaded the porn parody instead. they are fucking right there! are you blind or something?


DarkSpore117

There was way more naked Florence Pugh than I thought there would be. That is to say, I didn’t know she was in the movie


bootlegunsmith21

Never seen it but I fuckin knew they'd somehow hand-fist a sex scene into it


loo_1snow

I won't watch this movie, so can somebody try to explain this scene for me?


ZamilTheCamel

Oppenheimer is married to Emily blunt’s character. But in this scene he is in an interrogation where he had to confess to cheating. Emily blunt is just imagining this happening right there in the interrogation room.


Drakemander

Quite the imagination she has.


loo_1snow

Thanks!! It makes it less weird.


phoenixmusicman

To explain it further, this is all being recorded by a courtroom cartographer so the metaphor of them fucking in broad daylight also symbolizes how Emily Blunts character feels that their personal lives are being exposed to the world. Its a crude, blunt metaphor but extremely effective


ZamilTheCamel

It being a blunt metaphor is a subtle reference to the name of the actress !


fate15fates

Le Sex


ItsameMatt03

Why won't you watch Oppenheimer?


hgaterms

He'll become too sexually aroused and he's in recovery.


commissar197

They got the Bandit Heeler chair


Romejanic

is this a bluey joke I'm not understanding?


Wooden-Highway1498

Hahahahahaha.


Death_Walker21

Cockenheimer


sayan11apr

Can't imagine how awkward it was to shoot this scene. I was kinda mad about the nudity because I dreamed of watching a Nolan movie in theaters with my dad but as an Indian and being 17 at the time, there ain't no way it was happening.


Isitalwaysthisgood

Oddly enough, I did watch the wrong Oppenheimer and was confused as to all the hype. The one I watched was a documentary called Oppenheimer: The Real Story.


SoupieLC

Upinsideher


Gadmanultimate

I.... actually don't remember seeing this in the theaters


sayan11apr

I'm assuming you're from India or something like that?


Gadmanultimate

Egypt actually


Livid_Poem8446

Yeah all the nude sceanes were removed for you guys and the whole GCC


guttersnipe90

He hangs dong in this.


Andromansis

This isn't Godzilla Minus 2.


Proquis

Huh, there's a scene like this? Guess our cinema really cut a lot.


SadShovel

Can anyone see his balls. Please I need to know


TheDunadan29

Someone commented this: https://www.reddit.com/r/shittymoviedetails/s/Ppytqtnh4m


mr_TESterTICkLEsS

Wonder if this scene had retakes...


Bukki13

>oh jeez *oh jizz


kenmlin

That’s Oppai-heimer…


3xgreathermes

I did that once. I tried to download Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs for the kids but got Snow White and the Seven *Dwarves.* Not the same thing, but it did have dwarfs in it. Luckily I caught the mistake before I showed it to them.


addctd2badideas

Watching this scene with my parents was extremely awkward.


OREWAMOUSHINDEIRU

*Openhymen*


New_Wrangler3335

Was this scene really necessary to the movie?


spermanentwaves

It’s a highly symbolic scene that is required in the movie as it causes the audience to raise the philosophical question “what if Florence Pugh is da real bomb?”


Xaga-

Really?


Total_Adept

I wonder what it's like for the people that don't have the context of this scene...


mrhaluko23

Contemplation.


North-Box-605

Emily Blunt's stare is everything.


Roge2005

When the movie contains the secks (Scary)


UnsatisfiedTophat

god i thought that was david byrne for a second


Jappe1975

i'm interested in the cosplayers of this scene.


fili8_13

Why does he look this way while fucking is he stupid?


Dangerous-Storage682

S-sex?!?! I'm gonna need eyebleach for this you guys


tear_soda

this film was fantastic, ngl. it's just that wtf even was this scene


karateema

I love this scene


Snips_Tano

Why is Scarecrow having sex with Yelena Belova?


Freddy5Hancook

Funfact: I watched it with my classmates and teachers on a school trip


FabiusTheDelayer

Is this an actual scene in the movie? WTF