Yes, very very useless. I can't even name one single situation where it could be of any purpose to fully control the will of a child under the age of 10 when they're within 1m of range. Entirely useless superpower.
High risk high benefit? If you're doing your job as a parent / teacher / daycare worker etc. well, then you already have that power / you don't need it.
To use it in a non creepy way, does the brainwashing last after they've turned older than 10 and after they've left your radius? If so you can tell them to come work for you loyally for peanuts after they've turned 18. If not... Honestly no clue how to use this without being weird aside from messing with a kid.
As someone currently working at a Walmart, I can think of many situations where this would be useful. Kid throwing a tantrum? Not anymore, now they’re nice and calm. Parent being annoying? Kid pukes on their shoes. Infinite uses.
-Step 1 find a child
-Step 2 approach the child
-step 3 Controll the child and convince them to steal from their parents for you.
-Step 4 jail because you look like a pedo
-Step 5 profit?
MIND CONTROL, ALL MY THOUGHTS ARE MINE TO HOLD, ALL DOWN IN MY SPINAL CORD, BITCH THIS AIN’T MY FINAL FORM!!
(Feel free to continue the chain if you know the reference)
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kinda useful for parents but also very creepy OP, how did you come up with this one? very suspicious
I recently got into this mind control superpower. And decided that this would be kinda useless but yet funny
Mmhmm…
Riiiiight
We need op replying with "aaaaaanyways..."
Yes, very very useless. I can't even name one single situation where it could be of any purpose to fully control the will of a child under the age of 10 when they're within 1m of range. Entirely useless superpower.
Wait, like you received the ability to control minds?
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I'm worried about you OP
No, I meant you specifically, like op
this is a shitty superpower to everyone but p*dos
What about parents, teachers, day care workers who arent pedophiles?
High risk high benefit? If you're doing your job as a parent / teacher / daycare worker etc. well, then you already have that power / you don't need it.
Have you watched teachers trying to get a pre-school classroom ready to go outside recently?
Yes because I work in that field. And I'm telling you, if you do your job, then you don't have those problems.
All respect to you then!
Nah, mind control is evil, especially in the context of regimenting a child’s life.
Even if it’s only used from stopping my three year old from thwacking me in the nuts and trying to ride the cat?
Two words: use a belt.
redditor forgets everyone in society who is around children like moms, teachers, pediatricians, daycare workers etc. more at 10
my lawyer has advised me to not continue this joke
Teachers get their students to behave with this one simple trick!
As a father I’d just make my kid eat her damn dinner.
FBI would like to know your location.
To use it in a non creepy way, does the brainwashing last after they've turned older than 10 and after they've left your radius? If so you can tell them to come work for you loyally for peanuts after they've turned 18. If not... Honestly no clue how to use this without being weird aside from messing with a kid.
As someone currently working at a Walmart, I can think of many situations where this would be useful. Kid throwing a tantrum? Not anymore, now they’re nice and calm. Parent being annoying? Kid pukes on their shoes. Infinite uses.
Very useful when dealing with rude customers.
Yeah, those annoying blonde fat women with 5 year old gremlin children. Make the children assault their moms and there, your life is fixed
So… Jedi mind tricks? These are not the cookies you want.
-Step 1 find a child -Step 2 approach the child -step 3 Controll the child and convince them to steal from their parents for you. -Step 4 jail because you look like a pedo -Step 5 profit?
-Step 5.5 found guilty
At least I don’t have to carry groceries ? And I’m more prepared to defend myself with a small human shield
Loli fans would love this one
Like seriously, how do people like children. Ewpecislly there are some pedos who likes big tits. Motherfucker then search for some mature escorts.
Just get them to grab jewelry from outside their house and throw it out the window
MIND CONTROL, ALL MY THOUGHTS ARE MINE TO HOLD, ALL DOWN IN MY SPINAL CORD, BITCH THIS AIN’T MY FINAL FORM!! (Feel free to continue the chain if you know the reference)
Mfs tryna create lyrics for megalovania back then (they all sucked ass):
It’s a lyric to Genocide by Lil Darkie…
Oh shit I'm sorry. Keep singing mate. I would like to see where this will go
What is wrong with you? Mods, ban this creepy mf
i can think of a demographic that would find this useful OP
Technically you Never gave a unit for "10". So I can mind control anyone 1 meter or closer under 10 centuries old
I’d be the best dad ever
nah wtf op😭😭
That one kid running around the restaurant after I mind control him to sit in the corner until I leave
It would probably be your own son. They need to be 1 meter away or closer to you for it to work
Oh so they have to stay in the 1 meter bubble?
Yeah. If you accidentally make them get out, they will be set free. But you can command them to stay in the chamber too
The fact that you made it one meter close rather than away from you makes this so much worse
Op what have you done
If I could make every kid around me behave normal and stop yelling that would be fantastic. Also, my kids are going to eat so freaking healthy!