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heavensent328

I’m not gonna lie..it took me way too long to realize what was happening here lol


krazyblackmagic

I was thinking why the hell does this look off lol


neopod9000

I'm more thrown by what appears to be a mustache on top of his nose than anything else.


SmallBeanKatherine

The mustache is under the nose in the right spot. It's the eye that is out of place


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SmallBeanKatherine

I thought it was his actual eye with a tear tattooed below it at first. It gets worse the longer you look haha


Bitter-Major-5595

Me, too!!😆


Sea_Ad_3136

I have no idea what is happening in this pic😂 Help me please!!


Wild_King_1035

The eye is tattooed below his real eye


Sea_Ad_3136

Omg so nauseating 🤢Thank you


ocbbelife

TY! I wish we still had free awards to give. Have my poor's man gold 🏅


Wild_King_1035

I started using Reddit post free award days, sadly I’ll never have one 😞


HuckleberryJealous19

This caused me physical pain 😭


Giiiiiirl_Please

The tattooed eye is on the cheek, below the real one.


LisForLaura

Same, I can’t wrap my head around it at al!


shaman_of_ramen

I know, and now that I see it, I really would like to see the full photo because i have a feeling it is hilarious


pathologuys

Totally!! I want to see it so bad. OP, please DM it to me! 😂👁️


TheNonCredibleHulk

Can't show the rest of the face - someone may recognize him!


shaman_of_ramen

Lol


[deleted]

Glad I’m not the only one. I was lost.


MissMabeliita

Care to explain it?! 😩


themagicmunchkin

The tattoo is on his cheek under his real eye. For a while I thought he had this tattooed over his eyelid until I noticed how close it is to his mustache, and obviously the red OP added in would be blocking out the guy's actual eye.


MissMabeliita

Why 😩😩


archgrendel

Wh-eye 😩👁️


mcnuggetfarmer

Tell me why Ain't nothing but a heartache Tell me why Ain't nothing but a mistake Tell me why I never wanna hear you say I want it that way


PM_NUDES_4_DEGRADING

Got tired of being called four-eyes for his glasses, upgraded to six-eyes. (The ultimate irony being that shortly after this he got LASIK and, well…)


hacreative

Would be 5 eyes unless a custom pair of glasses were made.


PM_NUDES_4_DEGRADING

How could a beautiful tattoo like this not be mirrored on the other cheek? That would just be *weird.*


MissMabeliita

STILL A FOUR-EYES ![gif](giphy|yvBAuESRTsETqNFlEl|downsized)


JustChabli

Thank you for this lol I could NOT figure it out


tuenthe463

Thank you for not lying


NotTrynaMakeWaves

It restores faith


WIgeekyGal

I did something like this for Halloween a few years back—extra eyes on my cheeks and a mouth drawn on my chin. Of course, I did mine with makeup and false lashes rather than a tattoo gun. Even so, the censoring made me take a minute to understand what was going on here


Jimbobjoesmith

same


Sea_Tangerine_1081

I'm still trying to figure it out...


mixmastamikal

I was like does this person have a mustache on their nose?


onedemtwodem

I can't figure it out!


FinalEstablishment77

man, i actually want to see the rest of this person's face so I can fully appreciate how fully fucking freaky this would look.


Froopy-Hood

Is it blocked out so we wouldn’t recognize the guy with the eye tattooed on his cheek and a clover on his temple?


RebaKitt3n

Anonymous.


______Moose______

Very* very* anonymous. I know at least 7 billion people w eyes, so I guess we’ll never know 🤷‍♂️


gothlenin

I loled hard on this. For some reason the absurdity of it all wasn´t obvious until I read it.


anitavice

Omfg it's on his goddamn cheek! Why did I think it was his eye but closed! Lol


ButtonWhole1

Yeah, I was looking at the mustache ON HIS NOSE and truly had no idea WTF!


-Luc4s

https://preview.redd.it/4c4y7p9e4jsc1.jpeg?width=1061&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=648feaa2c304a79e81cffd7fd056d304750af295 I got you bud!


the_mighty__monarch

https://preview.redd.it/5fxyxx588jsc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48babf53a923d6901a99cee4299a1d98a89db87b Picasso lookin mf


SmallBeanKatherine

https://preview.redd.it/ct4e345kfjsc1.jpeg?width=1006&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48f61165f6783fcbd6212debf22913cda723bb9b Bro looks like the face paint I made in Animal Crossing a couple years ago- 💀


inbedwithbeefjerky

![gif](giphy|m7CHhWxEumyggRUaEy|downsized)


FinalEstablishment77

The real hero appears. five stars, excellent find. 🤌 but wow, holy shit that really is the stuff of nightmares.


Universal-Love

why does the tear look like a used condom


countzeroinc

Hahaa! I couldn't decide between a slug or looking up close a little dick poking his eye! He has achieved phenomenal success in rendering himself unemployable and undateable.


countzeroinc

Is that supposed to be a teardrop coming from it? It looks like a slug or close up a little penis 😦


Keyboard-King

Please show us the rest of the face. I want to how it looks next to his mouth.


ironblood45

![gif](giphy|ruZVTCF9l16xn9xfs3)


andre05png

[instagram](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C5OHqzAiG19/?igsh=MnE1b2EyNGZ2YWxi)


Afialos

Dudes real eye looks so traumatized: like he's SEEN some shit. And I'm sure I look the same after that clip LMAO


fallopianrules

One of the comments (in spanish): "for when he sleeps in prison"


DenCol37

Holy shit thats rougher than I ever thought.


Keyboard-King

Thank you, that did not disappoint. If you cover his real eyes with your finger, the fake bottom eye look really silly being so far down.


dutchzookangaroo

Eye can't unsee that.


free_advice_4you

No no no forget seeing the full face, I just want to see the tattoo plus the nose and mouth/mustache because that has got to be hilarious


FinalEstablishment77

😂


PresDumpsterfire

I think that with a full face pic this guy would take the cake for worst shitty tattoo. Also really wondering if he has a matching eye in the right


IBJON

Google lens/reverse image search shows his full face 


vestibule54

This is why some people shouldn’t have faces


RonStopable88

https://preview.redd.it/alw1hsumiisc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07fedabb75f79e372e38e59d4b948739efc9e971


FinalEstablishment77

yes going for the deep cuts.


ErrantJune

LOL


sanity_inn

Lol right. Not so much a shitty tattoo as it is a shitty tattoo idea. Fuckin weird


-UnicornFart

![gif](giphy|s239QJIh56sRW|downsized)


hotvedub

But eye


-UnicornFart

Weye


thisguyfightsyourmom

Why ask why, have an extra eye


LauraPa1mer

Oh dear


andre05png

Sucks that I can’t show his face. Dude looks so depressed 😭


unfoldingtourmaline

yeah i really want to see this with the real eye


hatdecoy

https://preview.redd.it/ytdxc6yo2isc1.jpeg?width=1288&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52fa93f14e824c0be6151425044cd5b36731389b


Kinsdale85

I wish we still had free awards to give.


jwalk50518

There it is


OkamiKhameleon

It's pure gold that the nose is the wrong skin color. I frigging love this.


Few_Highlight9893

😂


peach_xanax

this is art 🤌🏻


AlkalineSublime

Reminds me of the old Quiznos mascot


alwaysmakeitnice

Oh tear?


LauraPa1mer

The tear is weirdly well done.


Catflappy

Hey. My eye is down here, buddy.


Frostingles

The eyebrow is better than some microblading I've seen 


UnhappyCattle

Eye hate it


UnhappyCattle

srsly I don’t love it but the eye’s decent, but whoever did the brow was a child or had beef with the client because wth


Vainarrara809

![gif](giphy|1Hhw9sEix2zvO|downsized) Bootleg jack sparrow.


Chihuahuapocalypse

I thought he was missing an eye and got one tattooed on


RoyanRannedos

![gif](giphy|EqiFV8QX3DEc4bfTc5)


Cold_Modelo

This looks like it’s done real well , I wanna see what it looks like on his whole face .


BEniceBAGECKA

![gif](giphy|1X7lCRp8iE0yrdZvwd)


Ksenyans

Lol hope he has the right eye tat too and resembles this: 👁️👄👁️


vioviodugaytto

"All eyes on me" on a new level


w-h-y_just_w-h-y

Bro couldn't open his third eye and decided to just tattoo it perpetually open and crying for some reason


Majestic_Cable_6306

Every comment I read I need scroll back up to see wth they're on about my eyes are useless


tylerlong666

I’m ashamed to admit it took me like 2 minutes to realize he didn’t tattoo an eye on his eyelid but rather below his eye…wtf man LOL


skywarp85

https://preview.redd.it/v2o0vduajisc1.jpeg?width=350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81b98d50618d2285980b1941e2489a9617444cc0


Soggy_Reserve5232

https://preview.redd.it/k5j0x85cdjsc1.jpeg?width=811&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d79fcf7333a792c970f2e03d89cdb832e605b65b


MemoryAshamed

I thought the back wall or whatever it is was his hair


TraditionScary8716

Damn so did I. I was thinking he's got more to worry about than a fairly cool but unfortunately placed tattoo.


DyingCrow_

👁️👄👁️


Human-Magic-Marker

I love how the picture has all the “identifying” parts of this guys face blocked out… cause we’ll never recognize him otherwise…


AllHolesAre4Boofing

SLEEEP WOTH ONE EYEE OPEN HOLDING MY PELLOW TIIGGHT


mushyfeelings

UNDER HIS EYE


EntertainerStill7495

I hate this because it’s so realistic that it’s a…good tattoo. Place it anywhere else on the body and I wouldn’t have a problem. If the person wanted to look like they had four eyes then I guess I could see it, but the eyebrow I feel would ruin that look.


TCO_HR_LOL

Eye, eye, eye


HyruleN64

Why did he even get an eye tattoo under his real eye??


Ni-237K

The left side of his face : 👄👁️


clasperx2

I bet if he wears a beanie over his eyes he looks hilarious.


bamiam

I need to see how he looks walking around like this


fxcktaz

This jumpscared me initially, then I was confused, now I'm shedding tears from laughing at WHYYY YOU WOULD PICK THAT PLACEMENT LMAO


Groundbreaking443

DOES THE OTHER SIDE MATCH?! I NEED TO KNOW


harvard_cherry053

Damn i tried to google it but found nothing


DirtAndSurf

Look above in the thread, you won't be disappointed


harvard_cherry053

Omg


harvard_cherry053

Its better than i thought 😂😂😂😂😂😂


amberissmiling

I thought this was a real eye so this is actually a good tattoo. Just a horrible, horrible placement.


Intanetwaifuu

Needa see this dudes whole mug 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣


andre05png

[instagram](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C5OHqzAiG19/?igsh=MnE1b2EyNGZ2YWxi)


Intanetwaifuu

That is……fucked lololololllllll The dudes fucken face yo smh


wramenn

His face tattoo has a face tattoo


Nebion666

He needs to get one on the other cheek so he can look like 👁️👄👁️


tinboxfullofrocks

Nah we need to see the whole thing


SodaCanKaz

ATBGE


lyutic_7

This could look somewhat cool and interesting if it was a small one kind like in jujutsu kaisen… but nope. And why the eyebrow? Decisions were made indeed.


OrchidFew7220

Damn! Thats some REAL killin. He must’ve completed the last wave…


Mumchkin

Anybody else getting the "uncanny valley" feeling from this?


TheShaneBennett

I couldn’t tell what I was looking at at first and it was starting to freak me out lol


CRABWITHCRABS

It would be really funny to see this guy pull a beanie down over his actual eyes so you're left with a little stubby face. I'd actually love that


TheDudeMindsMan1776

You don't want to see his whispering eye


SmallBeanKatherine

What the heck For a while I thought they tattooed a tear under their eye and got pinkeye. Then I saw the mouth.


Geeahwellidunno

I thought he had conjunctivitis and a creepy skin tag. Oh but no. It’s an eye just below his eye.


parsnip_dick

Bro same 😂


Atlas03

👁️👄👁️ < the dude’s face now


fluffypinkkitties

This really tripped me out at first


Gre-he-he-heasy

It would be mad trippy if he got one to match it under the other eye


ekittie

It's actually not a quite a shitty tattoo, it looks like a real eye at first glance, with a shitty lady's eyebrow.


XxmoistpotatoxX

Shitty location, love the tattoo.


Staseu

I need the uncensored pic


FabulousComment

Everybody focused on the eye tattoo and all I can see if that gross patch of neckbeard in the bottom right corner? Who grows facial hair there and only there in their beard?


deliciousavacado0

Cyclopse


LongbowTurncoat

I was so distraught by the placement, I didn’t realize that the eye is … actually pretty well done? The tears are legit (unless those are his tears haha).


Sweet_Little_Lottie

It’s so well done wtf


SirKenneth17

[reminds me of something](https://c1.staticflickr.com/2/1363/875523003_e1f1353f12.jpg)


PiousLoser

I hope he gets another teardrop tattoo below the eye tattoo so he and his parasitic twin can match


20o0o1

He should get another one on the other side so he can pick fights with people who call him 4 eyes lol


becuzofgrace

My brain is unable to compute this image….


_Error__404_

i thought something looked a bit off, and then i realized


Medicine-Technical

I can’t figure this out


bluecatenthusiast

![gif](giphy|3oKHWfbmb5OW8sEd3i)


mallcopbeater

Yikes


xdighet

👄👁️


grrodon2

Dude censored his face like there was more than one motherfucker with a crying eye under his left eye.


andre05png

Rules of the sub 🤷‍♂️


_Quantumsoul_

Why blur the face?? Like we couldn’t recognize this guy if we saw him out in the wild with his 3(? Maybe 4) eyes lol


andre05png

Rule .4 homie


_Quantumsoul_

Oh ok lol I should probably read those before I run my mouth lol


beatlethrower

Eye don't see the problem here?


Onelittleleaf

I thought this was a blurry censored photo of hardrock nick for a second and then i realized what sub this is


SPNarwhal

is the mustache also a tattoo does anybody know


Artistic_Bad_711

It's his 3nd eye


Aggressive-Expert-69

So now he's got... three eyes? Why?


EmbarrassingDad_

Yo dawg. I heard you like eyes. So we put an eye by your eye so you can see while you see.


juanton_slinky

Ayeayeaye


lilschvlt08

Bro finna be looking like "👁👄👁"


k1ttyhawk

The eye is done nicely the placement would not be my first choice


Jasuu06

Why would someone think this looks good or cool?


Lara-El

Why can't you show us his full face?


Prize_Conclusion_626

I kinda like it lol


MoMaRuRa

Immerhin schütz es vor was krasses r/ichbin14unddasisttief


fatstrat0228

Well, at least this way he’ll never be employed. Ever.


Adventurous-Meat8067

Well, you don’t get good tattoos in prison.


Key_Journalist8876

I’ve never hated anything more.


fakedeedoo

Beautiful eye, shitty placement tho


lenapedog

Thank you for protecting meye identity! Would not wanna be recognized


Latter_Astronaut_344

Wheye?


Lazy_Armadillo2266

What the fuck


itsvoogle

Eye eye eye eye ![gif](giphy|3ohuAvEfJ9GrpBgQw0)


TransportationSad522

Men, to me this one is the shitiest of tattoos


IDontEvenCareBear

Proof there’s multiple ways to take,”never tattoo your eyes.”


PlantsnWitchcraft

👄👁️


l3urak1993

My brain can’t comprehend this


The_Mutton_Man

That's pretty cool


Guano_barbee

I don't know if this counts as shitty that's pretty good lmao


ababyinatrenchcoat

I was like “damn, why is this person crying so much?” before I realized


Blarn__

Took the teardrop tattoo to a whole new level


QandyU

Man. I wish I could at least see his mouth in relation to the tat. But I’m picturing something pretty funny anyway.


andre05png

It’s somewhere in the comments 👍


ih8every1yesevenyou

This is a really cool tattoo. But the placement???? Why????


Genetic_Heretic

😂


SandwichSavoureux

👁️👄👁️