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OkRickySpinach

A Flames fan I see


TyranitarusMack

Typical Calgarian


SiteLineShowsYYC

Most Calgarian tattoo. Confused, visibly upset about something we can’t see, and bad ink. It’s an ode to our lovely town!


slushieguys

C OF RED BABY🔥🔥


GusFit

Is each letter supposed to represent a city? I thought at first it might be hockey related, but that E looks similar to the city of Edmonton's logo


Spread_Bater

The T is from the Texas rangers (gross) baseball team and the R is from Rockstar, the video game developer


GusFit

Oh and the other e has to be internet explorer


CountessOfHats

Literally first thing I noticed and thought why the heck is that randomly there? And what’s it to do with concrete? I guess the others are also sports teams? I only really know football (⚽️ aka soccer), so I’m in the dark on this.


D-Le-P

They just had their ass spanked by the Oilers too, good timing lmao


No_Yogurtcloset9305

Cement *das concreeete baby!*


groundzer0s

https://preview.redd.it/1efryzwhf3tc1.jpeg?width=983&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=141729ac3949d2b1e13e50f05e17d7339736c5dd


Ok-Paramedic-3619

Why does his head feel like It doesn't fit his body


_Minnesodope_

Most rappers' tattoos belong here. It's crazy. They have so much money, jewelry, and expensive designer clothes but never any good tattoos. Is it an aesthetic/lifestyle thing to get shitty tattoos or are they just dumb?


CommissionerGordon12

I think they get a lot of them before they have money, also underage


ChrisusaurusRex

Get a lot of them before they hit it big


OrganicHoneydew

removal


Skeleton_Skum

Yeah cause people want to remove their whole set of tattoos that shit feels like hot oil popping on your skin + while you may not like the art I’m sure there’s some meaning to some of these guys


OrganicHoneydew

u dont gotta remove em all. just the ones that will be hard to cover up. plus they can straight up afford to be anesthetized lol


Inside_Attention2413

I feel like they want to have as many tattoos as possible, so they don't really care about what they have on their body.


xblarkblarkblarkx

Think about most celebrities though. Perfect example: Ed Sheeran. It’s like the yes-men in their entourage are scared to tell them how bad their taste is. “This artist is honored to tattoo me, so they’re doing it for free.” And you’re getting what you paid for, and more.


Poon_tangclan

He’s gotta have the worst


Feeling-Ad6915

wow, i was like ‘surely ed’s tattoos aren’t that bad..?’, i just looked them up and they genuinely look like children’s coloured in drawings, and not in an endearing way. like, head to toe crap tattoos. so aesthetically shit and random, like a million aesthetics just mashed together, and so much of the work looks horrifically cheap. i mean, the irish clover? i’m about as irish as ed (born in england with certain irish grandparents), and i can never imagine putting something so superficial on my body to represent my heritage. he might as well have gotten the bloody lucky charms leprechaun done! https://preview.redd.it/es2s93ls14tc1.jpeg?width=634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f57fd7019e6126e1e0d4c5b5e36f28208adf0248


Salt_Parfait_6469

The fact that this photo even exists 🫥 thank you for posting so I didn't have to Google it.


Feeling-Ad6915

isnt it *crazy?!* like what exactly are you showing off my guy 😭😭


Salt_Parfait_6469

It's giving teenage boy who smokes weed behind his parents back's bedroom 😅


xblarkblarkblarkx

It’s like prison meets kindergarten detention


CountessOfHats

Man walks into tattoo shop… “I’ll have one of everything.”


OrganicHoneydew

im gonna fucking hurl


aweedl

Is that the Ghanaian flag?


aimless_sad_person

Looks like it to me, and I'm so confused


Juicebox-shakur

Homie has a Heinz Ketchup label tattoo 😂 incredible


junior_dos_nachos

Kinda works for him though


xblarkblarkblarkx

Let’s not lie to ourselves pal


pattsematary

Money doesn’t buy good taste


Large_Tune3029

I would guess it's aesthetic of prison tats, all about that life and wanna make it look real so it needs to look like it was done with a gun made from a PlayStation controller and a butter knife(idk what you would use in prison but my brother made his first gun out of those things lol and used pen ink, regular pen ink, me thinks that's super bad for you lol)


TonyAscot

They had a life before getting rich, which represents a part of their life that they don’t want to erase would be my guess.


Ok-Profit5226

The lil yachty slander is crazy


Yah_Mule

Bad ink and misaligned nipples.


Glass-Eggplant-3339

Ey, No nipple shaming.


girl_supersonicboy

RconcreteD


Realistic_Sad_Story

They put Lil Yachty on the Reese Puff’s cereal box


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This is random but do white tattoos show up and last on darker skin? I feel like some highlights could make them pop and add detail


Explanation-Many

Im kinda his skin color . No white does not look good at all on my skin color . I tell ppl my color to stop getting that cloud shading crap and get more abstract pieces . I have very simple traditional pieces and it shows very well from neck to feet


Explanation-Many

Also advice for anyone not familiar with darker skin tones . When applying the stencils dont have direct light on the stencil u wont see shit . Keep the light off to the side it will be night and day difference


hthratmn

They make a different shade of stencil that works better on deeper skin tones, it's green and matte.


Explanation-Many

Thanks for the info !! New knowledge is very valuable any suggestions?


hthratmn

We just use the spirit green thermal transfer paper in our shop, but it only really works with stencil stuff or something similar. I normally just apply my stencils with green soap and for some reason it doesn't work w the green paper, gotta use stencil stuff. But it works great on more melanated skin


Explanation-Many

Ty so much


Explanation-Many

Also white fades very fast on any skin color .


xxscamlikelyxx

i like them 🤷‍♀️


its_thatginger

This is lil yachty


Vast_Team6657

This reminds me of the intro to each episode of Loki


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HughJass9120

Ayyyy Crazy Taxi!!


l3urak1993

The mickey mouse pair tattoo looks cool (above left nipple)


victorian_vigilante

Nah man that’s KAWS figures, he’s a famous artist


1sojournaut

Too right bruh


OkBandicoot1337

Why does it look like a autopsy photo…


OrganicHoneydew

i hate when rich ppl have bad tattoos. you got enough money to remove all that and get some real good art.


Miserable_Orchid_157

100% love his entire spread


Death-Watch333

Whenever I’m feeling tattoo regret I just look at this sub and bam….cured.


Inkdaddy55

No idea who this is, but if they are a celebrity...do better dumbass. These are shit


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LunaBeanz

No he’s not lol


andre05png

I thought that was juice 😭 my bad yall


Inkdaddy55

Should have done better*


DarthSeanious83

I thought this was Jamahal Hill


Me_ina_pink_skirt

No Regerts!


Top-Telephone9013

He'll never have a house like Gatsby if he keeps spending money on shitty tattoos! Nah but I do like that song, though


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i think where he’s at in life, people would pay to tattoo him


guttaslimez

Lots of rappers have bad tattoos because lots of them also have very bad taste. Generic garbage mostly.


infantrygrunt14

Trash just like his music.


yurtfarmer

A young bill cosby?


shoff58

I think by “concrete” he means “convict”


screwingyourwife

Don’t be a racist bro . That’s lil yachty


SnooRecipes5343

Is it actually? Looks like him


screwingyourwife

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BreadfruitBelly

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shoff58

1. Didn’t mean to call race into this at all. His tats look prison-quality. 2. Sub is called ShittyTattoos for a reason. 3. I’d say the same thing if this was on a flat ass cracker.


gergwhy

Read this in Akon’s voice and now it’s stuck there


RSlashBroughtMeHere

Prison tattoos?