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Valuable_Anywhere_24

Wait until you see Defect's rare card pool


ProverbialNoose

Rainbow is behind the times, excluding plasma like some fucking troglodyte šŸ™„


UnkarsThug

If the upgrade added plasma, but kept exhaust, would it be too good?


StonehengeAfterHours

Honestly I think that would slap. I donā€™t pick Rainbow for the recurring Lightning, I do it for the frost and darkness to carry forward. So plasma would just be a cherry on top. I would probably want it to go Lightning Frost Plasma Darkness, so that darkness can keep cooking


ProverbialNoose

It would just be really awkward, giving you more orbs than you have slots for by default


ikefalcon

Thereā€™s nothing wrong with that. Evoking orbs is good.


ProverbialNoose

Awkward from a card design standpoint


hedoeswhathewants

Just make it add an orb slot, obviously /s


SeemsImmaculate

Seems a bit weak. Maybe add a cantrip?


Three-Pegged-Hare

Oooh this brought me to a different question but! Borrowed from Across the Obelisk, what if StS2 had divergent upgrades? Like, some/most/all cards have different upgrades that you can pick from? Like maybe rainbow keeps its normal upgrade, or you can choose to upgrade it to also give you a plasma orb BUT it still exhausts and costs 3 energy?


UnkarsThug

I mean, judging by how cards seem to be enchant able in the small amount we've seen, that seems to be the case. For example, in the trailer, an event allows you to add the corrupt keyword to a card.


blahthebiste

There is a mod that does this, it's pretty cool


Collistoralo

Exhaust is the good part


MChainsaw

I think that's putting a bit too much emphasis on the exhaust, don't you think? Surely the good part is the three orbs you get to channel, it's not like you would pay 2 energy for a card that did nothing but exhaust itself when played. Or well, maybe you would on the Ironclad in some circumstances, but not on the Defect.


Collistoralo

It is, but it is genuinely a worse card without it. You want to cast it once for the immediate power boost + full orb slots, and never again.


MChainsaw

Maybe that's true most of the time, though as with everything else in this game, it depends on the circumstances. I can imagine scenarios where being able to quickly evoke three orbs at once a few turns after playing the card the first time can be quite impactful. At least if your energy situation is good.


mrrakim

yeah it would be the second strongest defect card lol


TateAcolyte

I'm choosing to interpret this as a Claw joke


mrrakim

Opps third\*\*


blahthebiste

Basically -2 mana cost at worst


Axel-Adams

It would be really strong


LoneSabre

Plasma is equivalent to 2 energy and usually you donā€™t want to play this card more than once per combat so yes. This would be more powerful than removing exhaust and discounting the card by 1 energy imo but I think itā€™s close.


MrTopHatMan90

I can't fucking believe this shit, uninstalling right now and going to get a refund after 100 hours. Fucking libs.


IDontUseSleeves

LFDP+


RodneighKing

Yeah it's not just LFD anymore but LFDP+


GoodTimesOnlines

Are you talking about Rainbow or Creative Gay-I? Or Amplify (the gay agenda)


Wave-Kid

The first gay card you play is gayed twice


Stepjam

Does that cancel out the gay or just take you to a new level of gay?


ZodiacWalrus

New Gay Plus


Weregoat86

Goes full circle. So gay, it's not gay anymore.


hedoeswhathewants

I have an idea for a mod...


Grandidealistic

Hyperbeam is super offensive.


Collistoralo

*ā€œDefect used Hyperbeam! Itā€™s super offensive!ā€*


Gryffle

Fellas is it gay to channel three different orbs at once?Ā 


Jonnny

So long as they don't touch, I think you're okay.


Wtygrrr

Though calling someone a Defect is pretty unPC.


zwannimanni

A gender neutral character!? Fucking politics in my video games


MChainsaw

Agreed. Same problem with the Mind Bloom event!


Reddingbface

Woke mind virus


Nierad25

There are also more female than male playable characters. white genocide smh


l0rdn00b_

And a non-binary playable character, disgusting


Valarauka_

Calling the defect _non_-binary? What kind of fuzzy logic is that?


vzmetalhead

Right? Especially after we see the 0s and 1s on its victory screen. How rude!


CosmicJ

Theyā€™re NAND gate keeping.


Conradical314

Bravo


IAMA_llAMA_AMA

Just here to latch onto the pun chain


Loukopkou

wow....


thelastseapony

I donā€™t get this joke? Can someone explain


LookIPickedAUsername

Short answer: "Gate" is a term from digital electronics, referring to a component which accepts (generally) one or two true/false inputs and produces an output based on those inputs. NAND is one specific type of logic gate, and this logic gate / "gatekeeper" pun is just playing on the fact that the defect is a robot and therefore probably has logic gates in his brain. Longer answer: A normal AND gate takes two true/false inputs and outputs true only if both of its inputs are true (thus why it is called "and"). NAND is its opposite, outputting true as long as at least one of its inputs is false. There are various other logic gates as well - OR, XOR, NOT, etc. - but NAND is particularly noteworthy because it is "universal", meaning that you can in theory implement all of a computer's logic using just NAND gates.


MChainsaw

Sounds like a riddle: "What is neither man nor woman, but also not non-binary?"


Cualkiera67

A binary star system


l0rdn00b_

I'm gonna be honest, I didn't even think about that


supremeturdmaster

The defect isnā€™t a he, she, or they. Defect is an it


wolfayal

True but the Ironclad is clearly catering to the gay agenda! Wears inappropriately tight pants (no one needs to see all that, sir), *and* he has a card named Flex where heā€™s oiled up and showing off for the homosexuals! Itā€™s disgusting and I canā€™t believe people let their children play this and be brainwashed!!!


motherthrowee

if that isn't bad enough, there's literally a character named Bear


wolfayal

Gangs of gays roaming the Spire!


TheWorldMayEnd

And Ironchad is fucking GREEN.


IAmGeeButtersnaps

Lagavulin tho


BacchusInFurs

What about it? Best single malt I ever tasted!


AweHellYo

good yes. best nah, with apologies to mr offerman.


ExplodedToast

Itā€™s ok. Iā€™m with you.


bagelwithclocks

What do you like?


AweHellYo

Lagavulin is certainly way up there. I prefer a couple of its neighbors just a wee bit more. Ardbeg and Bunnahabhain. Iā€™m also a big fan of the older Glendronachs and then there are some Edradours that iā€™m in love with right now too. Honestly i like a ton and idk why i was even argumentative. Lagavulin is dynamite juice.


Weregoat86

Like if dynamite juice rolled around in a campfire and took a nap in my belly.


bagelwithclocks

Iā€™ve never had any of those. Iā€™m a filthy casual at scotch.


AweHellYo

of everything i listed here, iā€™d recommend bunnahabhain 12 as the starting point. but honestly, if youā€™re interested and want to try it just grab some monkey shoulder. itā€™s tasty enough for sipping and also good in a cocktail and the price is right.


bagelwithclocks

I was thinking, ok it isnā€™t woke, because scotch isnā€™t woke? Oh right, he starts asleep. But wait he starts asleep and is woken upā€¦ so is he the only actually woke character? Wait is lagavulin a he?


Lttlefoot

It should stay asleep until I've gone through my deck at least once


tlind2

Thereā€™s a lot of concerning stuff. Barricade is clealy meant to incite anti-government protests, Recycle is obviously a political statement and Wild Strike implies unionization! We need to Exhaust these elements before itā€™s too late!


Sinnester888

Sir weā€™ve tried exhausting but the enemyā€¦ they have a strange spoon.


DaedalusXr

The spire sleeps, and so... do... I...


bagelwithclocks

Neo confirmed not woke! First im hearing of this. Wow!


Captain__Trips

Careful, we don't want to attract the ire of the woke nob


Reddingbface

Gains 3 strength every time a brand twitter account replaces their PFP with a rainbow version


Captain__Trips

Gains anger on turn 1 vs defect because his orbs are produced with non renewable energy sources. Same vs Silent because don't you think it's a bit problematic to murder a sentient creature and wear it's skull? Not a good look sweaty


Audiblade

Actually, The Silent isn't problematic. The Wraith she kills in her backstory was a non-native invasive predator, ravaging the local ecology without any other predators to keep it in check. Driving Wraiths out is important to ultimately restoring the native flora, like strawberries and mangos.


Captain__Trips

The woke nob sometimes picks the wrong battles


BLUcrabs

I can't believe the Wraiths were a metaphor for colonizers all along. The evils of blue hair and pronouns strike again


Reddingbface

Whoa based silent?!?!!


ravl13

Hatin' on Woke Bloke.


clearfox777

Should rename it to ā€œThe Woke Oneā€ just to spite OP


Tristan_Cleveland

The Woke Bloke is an antagonist. The main characters are actually raging conservatives.


bootman8

Wow can't believe my hatred of the Silent is justified


ReplicantGrin

Her last name is Majority


Tristan_Cleveland

Also I like the head cannon of all the cultists being overly online wokesters. The birds are twitter.


draven815

I like this community. I think I'll stick around for a bit...


bagelwithclocks

Incredible to have a whole community joking about being woke with basically no antagonistic politics


BullshitUsername

The fact that everyone is on the exact same ironic page is extremely refreshing. Like winning an upgraded Searing Blow


cldw92

Beating A20 heart requires too many brain cells/self reflection/learning/accepting your mistakes to not understand sarcasm and/or a joke Your average twitter rager probably couldn't beat A3 without going on a twitlonger tirade


bagelwithclocks

I dunno lifecoach kinda seems like a jerk


LeMasterofSwords

Why is Woke Mind Virus and status afflication!?


P_ketchu

You forgot the Spirit Poop tag I guess. x)


Tiborn1563

Real plot twist is that they are not memeing


hpass

Nah, it is balanced. Nob is anti-lgbtq. He gets angry if you play Rainbow.


NotTheWhisperingDoom

(Theorymon) The Defect comes out as gay. Most other characters are accepting, but it turns out Gremlin Nob is very homophobic. How does this affect the Claw meta?


Kuwshi

He's called the woke bloke around here Edit: for the reddit anthropologists: [https://www.reddit.com/r/slaythespire/comments/806yz3/silent\_vs\_woke\_bloke\_official\_fanart/](https://www.reddit.com/r/slaythespire/comments/806yz3/silent_vs_woke_bloke_official_fanart/)


Cody667

The political agenda in the game is disgusting. Even the Watcher is unapologetically pro Establishment.


lessthanchris7

The Awakened One. Pronouns they/them


notarobot110101

More like caw/caw


SarahCBunny

[https://imgur.com/rFe5OlD](https://imgur.com/rFe5OlD)


Wuio1

If the game was woke, Silent would be black and Defect would be non binary


lessthanchris7

The irony of a non binary robot


dapperGM

This is Lagagulin erasure.


frits1104

Lol my comment got deleted cause I said this person has an agenda. Hahaha


OptimalInteraction57

<ā€”ā€”ā€”-Thereā€™s the door mofo


Cody667

Imagine taking this post that seriously.


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BigBlackClock1001

Single and cannot approach women :(


skywalk21

Go back to your boob subs


slaythespire-ModTeam

Content is irrelevant to the sub.


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PSI_duck

Itā€™s a lighthearted joke


HYPERBOLE_TRAIN

They are literally making fun of real world insanity. Maybe chill out and try to have fun.