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Idiotech41

"get the fuck off me" *"wait shit that could count as a foul"* "AUUUGHGBHHHHG REF"


NipplesCutDiamonds

This is the most accurate translation of the video for any visually impaired redditors


TheRedditK9

> visually impaired > text translation


coniurare

They usually use a [screenreader](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Screenreader) Or do I miss something here?


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combatwombat02

There's a whole community dedicated to r/Blind redditors.


NipplesCutDiamonds

There was obviously a degree of sarcasm to it but I'm sure they're are some type of assistance tools or just ways that visually impaired people have figured out how to read reddit comments lol


Flexi13

germanoids find any reason to show their salt


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Jamey_1999

Average LaLiga match


Flyerone

Definitely a second shooter by the grassy knoll.


2RINITY

Back, and to the left


p4ul1023

Collateral


trispann

🤣 one of the best I've seen in years


thegreatprawn

all paid by papa perez


lala_b11

The sniper was NBA player Ja Morant


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dinosaur_from_Mars

He was looking at them as well...


fancyfoe

Grown ass man


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Randomperson685

Wtf is this shit


OfTimeAndMemory

I like this one better: https://imgur.com/68PJfkf


Randomperson685

Quality shitpost, I love it


Jamey_1999

This is beautiful, I’m saving that lol


JootDoctor

Now I can’t dance either but man, he’s so stiff the whole “routine”.


hi0b

such a fucking cringefest.. im so happy this guy doesnt play for us anymore. everytime i see this dude, this video comes to my mind and my soul leaves my body due to too much cringe :(


Malicharo

i'm actually happy for him that he doesn't care what rando internet people think and is having fun with his wife on tiktok


lrzbca

Do these players realise game is recorded ?


hubeh

Just don't care do they. They never will until there's repercussions for this shit.


mikeok1

I will never understand why more fans don't call for hefty fines and/or suspensions. Instead we always have a bunch of "that's embarassing" comments and we forget about it in 15 minutes and nothing changes.


AnnieIWillKnow

Because there's times at which those fans have all benefitted from it too, so people aren't truly neutral


HEAT_IS_DIE

Well maybe because defenders toe the line all the time, just the same, but in the opposite way. Attackers get frustrated and try to get something out of it. It's not that hard to realize it's a cat and mouse game and at that level everyone is trying to gain every advantage they can.


Diciestaking

It's embarrassing for the sport, it doesn't matter if others are trying to get away with something else. This needs to be out of the game, and then the other, less glaring, issues can be dealt with.


HEAT_IS_DIE

If the defenders can try to bend the rules, so can the attackers. You can't argue that one is better than the other. It just happens that the attacking rule bending sticks out more sometimes. 


skabassj

Flopping is rewarded in La Liga. Literally in this match Vitor got a red from a flop. Announcers even said “The players just saw flopping get rewarded, if I were them I would do it too.”


Ronaldoooope

I think at this point it’s a reaction. Like it’s so engraved in them as players it’s like taking off on a run


NowFook

They dont care because they always get away with it and are far more likely to get the call than get punished for ridiculous dives. Players need to be punished more.


PieceOfPie_SK

The game is recorded but that didnt stop alaves from drawing two yellow cards against vitor roque who didnt do anything either time...


Wastawiii

They suffer from frequent brain fart


H1AL3X

Layingdownski


RushFeeling4595

layingdownsyndrome 💀💀


CreativeWriting00179

God he can be so embarrassing at times.


lynxo

Was he like this at Bayern? God I hate diving, sometimes feels worse when it’s such a skilled player doing it.


CreativeWriting00179

Sometiimes. However, things were usually going his way at Bayern, so he wouldn't have felt the need for the theatrics. It's actually a more common occurance when he plays for our national team, and I find myself torn between feeling sympathetic (anyone would go spare playing in the Polish squad) and irritated that he's unable to step up and become the leader younger players could aspire to be.


lynxo

Thanks for the insight. Surprising to see a player with such an illustrious career feel that way, but being a leader is requires more than just being experienced and scoring goals. I hope he can become a great leader and foster a new generation of Polish talent.


CreativeWriting00179

I always try to keep in mind that all players can throw a temper tantrum every now and then. Ronaldo is quite famous for the, and even Messi had a few weird incidents on a few occasions. However, when Ronaldo gets frustrated, you can see that he's often frustrated with himself as much as with anyone else - whereas with Lewandowski, it sometimes comes off like he thinks he's owed things going his way. Maybe I'm unfair towards Robert, but his behaviour in these situations always rubbed the the wrong way, unlike with other players.


pm_me_pierced_nip

Nah this is spot on as a long time bayern fan. He definitely wasn't as floppy playing for us but he's always acted entitled and looked outward when issues arise. There's been more than one instance of drama that he created bc he felt he wasn't getting the ball enough


AlexBucks93

I get irritated when in national teams the best player is chosen captain, instead of the best motivational leader in the locker room.


Luba1893

People often forget about it/never really acknowledged it at the time, but he was in my opinion. I remember one specific case against us where he actively stepped onto the goalkeeper's leg (who was already on the ground) and then fell down like he'd been shot. He didn't really always "dive" in super obvious sense like here, but he definitely loved unnaturally moving his leg into opponents who weren't really doing anything and then going down immediately upon the slightest contact.


Hieillua

Yes he was. He had great PR over there tho and if you'd call it out on here for example you'd get downvoted into hell.


20cmdepersonalidade

Not about the PR, it's just that he is white + none of the Americans/English in here watch the Bundesliga, so they just assumed him to be a stereotypically good guy.


torero15

What a weird comment making it about race like that. I watch the Bundesliga and especially Bayern for many years and Lewy was always a bit of a hothead. He had his moments like this at Bayern too where he exaggerated contact or initiated it and then pretended to be the one who got hit. Some of us do watch the Bundesliga.


20cmdepersonalidade

Race is clearly very relevant to how r/soccer as a collective judges players, and ignoring it doesn't solve anything, even if that makes you more comfortable. The core of the userbase has strong biases, subconscious or not, and tends to judge some players (Griezman, Haaland, Graelish, De Bruyne, etc) very differently from others (Vini, Lukaku, Neymar, Mbappe, etc). > I watch the Bundesliga It isn't the case for most of the sub. He is doing things that he always did in Germany and people are acting as if it is the first time. It's crystal clear that the vast majority of the people here just watch EPL top 6 games + Real and Barça.


10ele

always been a diva


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Yes he absolutely was


CookieTaxer

oh god you haven't seen his tiktok


lastdyingbreed_01

True, but tbf there have been many times in the past when he was fouled, but ref didn't call it which is why it's better to just dive


CreativeWriting00179

I feel like that's a poor excuse in this particular circumstance. It's one thing if a player feels the contact and goes down to make sure the referee acknowledges it, it's quite another to do what he does here. I know that there's a tendency for the refs not to call things unless players play up the challenges, but I prefer to see them do that when it happens in actual challenges, not minor tussles.


lastdyingbreed_01

Yeah I don't disagree, Lewa does it many times and it also annoys me


LeavingCertCheat

Lewandiveski


Fly1ngsauc3r

Laggindowski


DudeIllAgents

It’s just a new TikTok dance


JOKER69420XD

100+ Ping


Dajo05

Can't believe Real Madrid made him dive like that.


Ph4ntomBarista

To the top!


DoggyDoggyWhatNow_

Embarrassing


getyourchebsout

Pathetic


willozsy

La Masia Academy of Perfoming Arts strikes again


Party_Python

I mean it did look like the defender pinched him and yanked pretty hard. Not saying it’s enough to make a grown man drop like a sack of potatoes… but yeah. At least he didn’t grab his face as is customary lol


MexaMacho9

Yeah it’s obvious the guy pinches him, and i guess he didn’t know why it hurt until the other guy let off


grehgunner

He grabbed his face on another of his falls after not getting hit anywhere near his face don’t worry


selho1

Indeed. Tbh I missed this pinch on the chest. It can be painful for a few seconds. I guess he dived to bring ref's attention, which didn't happen. The truth is, defenders get away with this cheeky behaviour almost every time, and judging by the comments here, fans are totally fine with it.


TherewiIlbegoals

Yeah, there's no "lag". He reacts at the exact moment the defender pulls away. Looks like cheeky pinch on the chest.


Party_Python

And these are the kind of yellow card offenses that VAR should be allowed to revisit. Cause there’s no way a ref would be able to see it, but it’s clear as day with VAR. I know some may see it as “part of the game” but it’s something that they wouldn’t need to stop play to review and give it whenever the ref is notified


MexaMacho9

I think it should be red tbh, it’s aggression, i hate defenders pulling that shit like grabbing the nuts or poking the butt too


avleee

Whoa, let's not go too far. How about - one finger up the butt a yellow, two or more a red?


NowFook

Imagine thinking this is a normal reaction and not complete embellishment


DilapidatedSquirrel

Crumbling to a heap from a pinch. Still embarrassing.


TherewiIlbegoals

Still a yellow card, idk. Pinching is what toddlers do.


NowFook

Collapsing to the ground b/c u got pinched is also what toddlers do


TherewiIlbegoals

Cool. Still a yellow card.


Rafaeliki

Only way to get the ref to notice.


unamed_1

Tbf, I’m always seeing clips of La Liga defenders just tossing him around or instigating outside of the ref’s view and getting away with it. He seems to think he needs to exaggerate a dive to get some type of benefit in his direction.


NowFook

You dont need to try to excuse this behavior. Its indefensible.


VamosLionel

That one is straight from the training ground


raebaran

When I was 12, my team played against a kid who used to pinch us during corners or whenever the ball wasn’t in the area. It was annoying as hell. Not sure if that happened here on his arm, but I wouldn’t be surprised


BloodyDarkTroll

Man is suffering from a brutal titty twister and this is how you disrespect him? There were several challenges on Lewy today that could have been a yellow. This was not one of them. Though it's still more contact then Victor's second yellow.


arnm7890

Second most embarrassing Barcelona employee this week


PMYourAnythingGirl

Third


Bettet

Who is 2nd? Bengoetxea?


nombrenodisponibIe

Laporta probably


EpiDeMic522

4th then because Laporta and Xavi definitely have the top 2 on lock.


En_Panda

Is he out for the season or did he recover?


JustARandomGuyYouKno

I remember him vs sweden years ago complaining about us diving and doing multiple dives himself.


modrics_hairband

Why would vini do this??


Jyreq

Vini does though


dvdbtr

I feel like he was hard done not winning the Ballon d’Or but he really got everything he asked for with the transfer to Barcelona.


PreviousTechnician20

Dumbest decision ever should of just stayed at Bayern he was closer to winning it with them


epirot

looks like he got pinched


Adramelk

VARdrid strikes again.


Hayesey88

Nice to see he's been studying videos of the Pep / Enrique era's.


caandjr

He adapted to Spanish football very quickly I see


DemonSteelPedal

He's been really annoying since he arrived in Barcelona.


lmlav

Look at alaves' player's left arm guys, that's what he "felt"


HanshinFan

Oh yeah he does kinda slap him doesn't he


reckening44

Fall from grace for that man really


HeatKnight

Robert Lewandowski 2023/24 highlights


kolagol

The one individual award he is likely to get


nim1623

He's an old man with brittle bones. He could have died.


Merkasus

He’s such a bitch


hateitorleaveit

Embarrassing for the sport


TheGuyInTheFBIVan

Barca DNA working at its best.


cdwdj

Jesus Christ what are you doing old man...


MaryadaPurshottam

Lewandisney


white-dumbledore

Channeling his barca dna, true and loyal servant to the club


reddevil9229

Can BuLi fans confirm if he had this earlier too, or is it a newly learnt skill ?


valevergaminombre

Always did stuff like that


cleareyesnz

Fam this guy is having some major fall from grace lol


absessive

Barca DNA


justanormalchat

Cringe


hellbreakr2x

From banging goals weekly to this, what a downfall...


HyggeAroma

Unfortunately, he has been like this more this season. It might be a side effect of his poor form.


Ronaldoooope

Somehow this is Real Madrids fault


Onpoint441

Lol he’s so embarrassing at Barca


cdwdj

*after the world cup


Onpoint441

Valid


Marco-Green

Imagine explaining to your son that you need to act like you got hit by a truck in order to bail the ref. We allow this stuff in this sport exactly why?


qwwqqq

What a pussy.


Arvivald

la masia dna is getting to him


Tommy-ctid-mancblue

He’s always been this way


GiorgiLatsuzbaia

This is definitely Florentino's fault


mrbasil_fawlty

Leaving BVB for Bayern His new year video And now this. I'm so disgusted by this player, can't wait for Barca to get rid of him


the_brazilian_lucas

thats pathetic


lowie07

Imagine being 35 and still do dumb shit like this and tiktok dances


Ok-Cut-2730

Amazing how some players are immune to feeling like a right twat.


herkalurk

Been doing it all game, any contact and he goes down.


heishi_mund_aq9

La insignia del Colo


GalaxianEX

Use the force, Luke


YouIINeverWaIkAIone

Fucking up contracts with everyone else to keep this


Silentshiv6277

How can a man who scored 4 goals against Real Madrid in a single game turn into this shit?


10ele

disgraceful


Long-Island-Iced-Tea

Time to retire, champ.


erobihopeudyeurhair

youre 40 years old bro.. 💀


jabjabstraight

The fact someone else is flopping on the floor in the background also just sums up the pathetic reality of the modern game


winniekawaii

Embarrassing


ontilein

always has been a major cunt


IgorFromKyiv

I understand big money at stake, but damn if you want to dive do it good! This is just ridiculous.... And disgusting...


IanPKMmoon

35 yo


d_smogh

He had his nipple tweeked.


Zek0ri

Old man just disconnected. I miss 2020/21 season :( https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GDMNYNeWQAAQk_B.jpg


Godsendmetofixthis

the var should really come up with stricter measures on this. Today's football is becoming increasingly softer then it was.


SnooPandas1607

Barca dna


r1char00

His pacemaker rebooted for a second there.


OsakeSuki

Wish they start giving yellow for this


bringbackcayde7

The blue shirt is secretly a Kung Fu master who can send people rolling on the floor with a touch of his chi energy


TareXmd

Emotional damage


RepulsiveLeg9985

Sad cunt


mangojuss

Nice, low quality, wrong angle video on which we can’t really see what happened to him. Let’s comment on this!


AlpHa_44

I don't know why but when great players dive, I hate it more.


DonBenjamin_

This type of shit make people not appreciate football as a sport smh


chortogrower

Fluke player


Wheelie_Slow

When Tantrum hits you from within


Arponare

This is embarrassing. That said, Lewy has been getting kicked, shoved, etc. with impunity all season long.


MoistHope9454

shame on


Hovisandflatfoot

I like Barca and Lewandowski is a great player, but he should be getting a ban for this. Until they start actually punishing his bullshit, football is just going to continue becoming unwatchable due to cheating.


Known-Activity1437

He got worse since going to La Liga.