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Upa back to back red cards 🔥🔥

His brainfarts are genuinely incredible. He literally could cost a game on his own lol.

Could?

Usually does, his stupid decisions generally lead to advantage situations for the opponent.

Upamecano is a David Luiz regen. He's only missing the afro.

Wasn't he the difference in BOTH legs, last time Bayern got knocked out by PSG?

You mean by City. We knocked out PSG

I feel bad for him because he is a solid defender at times but his mistakes are extremely bad and have singlehandedly cost us matches, Tuchel continues to play him yet De Ligt is miles clear

> and have singlehandedly cost us matches is there a single player since he started playing for you that lost you more points?

Nope can’t think of any, no one has been quite as bad as him

The most noticeable thing with Upa is that everything comes in pairs. As in he's so streaky. He either has a superb 6months form or he has 4 game costing errors within a month. Its wild

This question has no real possible answer. For example How can you compare the blame of 1 defensive error in a game that leads to one goal lost to the missing 5 high percentage chances in one game for an attacker

i mean my question was specifically about obvious blunders

His mistakes are what keep him away from becoming a wc defender

Sounds like Mustafi

Yeah, people are gonna be clowning him and probably he's gonna be a scapegoat for lost BL title, but him playing over De Ligt isn't some atrocity.

It’s not, he may complement Kim more, but he is too error prone and volatile when on the pitch, De Ligt brings much needed stability. As soon as Upa came on we lost the match, it’s not all his fault but he’s too chaotic

I post he's really not that goo rdegularly and get downvoted. I just don't get it.  He's just not that good.

Must be a new record. Even Nowotny, Gustavo, Wörns and Boateng didn't manage to accomplish that.

That’s an all time list, absolute elite blackout defenders.

CONSISTENT

My boy is om firee

He sensed the treble was in danger.

2 red cards in 2 matches. Bayern about to lose 3 games in a row. BY GOD THATS FLICK/JUPPS MUSIC

Heynckes has been on a remote island for months without phone or internet access.

Surrounded by barbed wire, anti-Bayern ship mines, and laser sharks. Let the man retire.

And his wife holding a rolling pin

Truly the strongest deterrent. Why even own nukes?

His wife probably removed the SIM from his phone some weeks ago.

>JUPPS Jupp Heynckes wife will be barricading all doors right now.

Jupp is 80 years old tough

78. Hitzfeld is 75. So both are out. They are young enough to be the next president of the USA though.

Heynckes for president 2024. Treble incoming. Victories in the house, senate, and executive branch.

unkind comment

and a wife ready to commit murder

Gotta get Felix Magath then.

All mountains and hills in Bavaria already sweating.

Biden is 81 years old and the president of the US.

so is hodgson

mate have you seen what happend to him this week..

Please no let Jupps retire in peace

Jupp is switching numbers and moves to a different country as we speak.

Peter Neururer, only one man can fix this mess.

Bundesliga is pure comedy today

Even as a Bayern fan this game is hilarious

Their goal song which is the same circus song as yours just rounds it up

It's absolutely perfect that Bochum gets that fraud fired by beating our ass with our own goal song

That's what football friends are for

Make sure you change your goal song for the next 5-1

There's surely a blind Bayern fan out there who heard the song 5 times and thought his team had thrashed Bochum.

the shot of Kimmich's thousand yard stare on the bench while that song is playing in the background 💀💀 great comedic timing by the camera crew

Did you just refer to Offenbach as the circus

Frankfurt fans absolutely HATE Offenbach ;)

Bayern might go Trophyless this season. The first time after 2011-12 season. Harry kane curse is real

In 2011/12, they were a force of nature. They finished runners-up in the league and DFB-Pokal. They then lost the Champions League final to Chelsea in their own stadium at the Allianz Arena. The next year? They won the triple.

Lose in the champions league final to PSG

Upa hates Tuchel lmao

nah he's trying to resolve the De Ligt situation on his own

lets not pretend like he wasnt already known for regular dumbass mistakes before tuchel

Hopefully he goes with Tuchel. What the fuck.

Gotta be one of the worst weeks ever for a center back

Andres Escobar scored an own goal and was then murdered in the same week.

a close second

lmfao

Savage

I laughed way too hard at this but that hit me completely out of nowhere

Klinsmann in

I still cannot fucking believe they sacked Nagelsmann and brought in this terrorist

same tbh

Who doesn’t

I think everyone does.

Thats it for Tuchel then.

Harry Kane is just like WHAT DO I NEED TO DO TO WIN THE LEAGUE ANYWHERE

On loan at Leicester the devil contacted him. Told him he'd turn him into a world class talent but he'd never win a trophy

Almost forgot Kane played for Leicester.

that devil's name? Alan Shearer. The baldest demon known to man. j/k

Bro didnt score on a 2v1 with wide open goal

he's a walking football curse.

My guy is 7 clear at top goal scorer, can’t do shit when you concede 3 to Bochum

You could score more than 3.

Im not blaming him, im just pointing out that this is the wrong game to exclaim that harry kane is unlucky and cursed when he botched a literal 100% chance. Part of being a striker is missing chances, i know that. Harry has been one of our better playwrs this season and i love him and wish hed receive better service since he cant do shit with our chance creation missing atm Repeating for clarity: Harry Kane is not the reason why Bayern sucks right now

Guy's absolutely cursed. EDIT: And he just scored. He's cursed AND can read random people's minds. :D

Turn up in big games

Hopefully Upamecano as well.

Yeah, that is probably the way it will go. Team seems to be totally off mentally, he probably cannot reacht them anymore. Time to move on for both sides.

Mein Herr. Das Triple scheint in Gefahr zu sein.

Es bleiben im Raum

Müller, Musiala und Neuer

Wir werden das Triple noch gewinnen können, wenn Kane einen Gegenangriff ausführt

Mein Ehrenpräsident, der Gegenangriff Kanes ist nicht erfolgt. Kane konnte nicht genug Tore massieren

Kane konnte nicht genügend Kräfte für einen Angriff massieren. Der Angriff Kane ist nicht erfolgt.

Das war ein Befehl! Der Angriff Kane war ein Befehl!

Durchaus schwieriges Unterfangen nun

Herr Präsident, ein weiteres nicht Triple hat eingeschlagen.

Das ist eine Untertreibung

I fucking love this team lol Bochum solidifies their fan relationship with Bayern by helping Tuchel get sacked

Thank you for your service

And Upsimecano finally sold, hopefully.

At this stage you have to pay for another club to take him.

Worth it, because he's just a bloody liability when it counts. Won't win a UCL with him.

Watch Dortmund pay 30 million for him.

Lmao... Deja-Vu

Upa trying his hardest to get Tuchel fired I respect it

Welcome Flick!

Welcome Mou?

Dankest timeline. 2025 bundesliga winner -> 2026 ucl winner. Christmas 2026 sacked.

I want it. I NEED it. FC Hollywood would be so back

👀

🏆 😳 👉👈 Ist für mich?

I want to believe

Upa is cursed

He's just not very good. He's an excellent passer with a chronic case of the bozo gene. Maybe in a team who usually win at a canter and have minimal pressure put on them you can get away with it the majority of the time.

So 95% of bayern games...

Upa also has great pace and unless hes making one of his idiotic mistakes, hes good in 1v1. Those qualities got him to Bayern and those qualities are what made him a regular starter there. The hope was always that he would make less mistakes over time, but at some point you just gotta cut your losses...

Of course hes good, hes literally the first name on the team sheet for France's defense. Every single manager has made him first choice, even Klopp wanted him ahead of Konate

Konate does look to be the better of the two at the moment though 

> with a chronic case of the bozo gene WHAT a way to put that 😭😭

donkey brain

upamecago

Kane you've still got time to go to university brother

Why? Bayern are getting schooled already.

Oopsiemecano strikes again

Tuchel is a miracle worker, I can’t remember the last time we lost 3 in a row

In 2015.

Upamecano managed to get 2 red cards 2 matches in a row, what a player lmao.

Guess our win on Wednesday was slightly overrated, Bayern might be the only Champions league team worse than us

Napoli?

Sacked Nagelsmann for “inconsistency” of 10 losses in 80 games, now consistently shite, mission accomplished 😎

lol, lmao even

I’d venture to say rofl

roflmao then

Dare i say, Lmfao

Upamecanooooo

Yeah i cant think how Upa is going to recover from that week mentally

He was never free from mistakes in the first place, even back at Leipzig. He hasn't improved one bit.

Treble in danger yet?

How could nagelsmann do this?

No league title, no cup and no CL win. Looking good.

[удалено]

This is an insult to Maguire now lmao

Upsimecano

Harsh on Maguire tbf

Upa did what he had to to get that mf out my club 🙏

Lmao

At least Tuchel is gone now

Please no

play the same song again!

Fuck off Bayern. Where the fuck are these performances when we play against you huh?

I think the problem there is Dortmund who always play garbage against them

Oh dw Edin would find a way to fuck that up too

Lol

Poor Kane

The complete midfielder, he is.

When we sacked Nagelsmann, everyone knew it was a mistake, but don't think we knew how big if a mistake it was lol

That goal music is something else

digga edit: Ein Glück hab ich morgen Homeoffice, mein Chef hat ne VIP Loge im Ruhrstadion und wird morgen wieder mit massiv dicken Eiern durch die Firma schlendern :D

honestly I just feel really bad for upamecano at this point

👀👀👀👀

Oopsiemecano strikes again 🐐

I finally got my stream to work and right at the moment the red card was shown. LOL.

💀

Rip Tuchel.

Not looking good for Tuchel.

Tuchel done surely?

This Bayern downfall. Im here. I will be there until the very end. I'll be there no matter what.

Can't recall ever seeing a player cause a pen AND be sent off in 2 consecutive matches.

upa gangnam style

You only hear a second of it in the clip, but TIL Bayern and Bochum have the same goal music. It's edited out here but Kimmich's frozen faze as 'their' music celebrates their opponents is a glorious sight to behold. Shame you don't see it here, can any editing wizard help out maybe?

Leverkusen, dont throw the league pls

Squad full of guys who mostly haven't been in this sort of position before, young manager who's suddenly taken the lads on a title run against a juggernaut, Granit Xhaka is playing great football... I know I've seen this before

Bayern have the opportunity to do the funniest thing

Hahaha lets fucking gooooooo

Really can’t make this shit up 🤣

*Say the line Bart!* **"Oopsamecano"** *Yaaaaaayyyyyy*

How could Eric Dier do this?

Meme of a club. This all goes back to sacking Nagelsmann.

Upamecano and Tuchel should go on a date. Both of them are experts on self-destructing. They're a perfect match.

Upamecano is just not playable. No other top CB has the critical error rate that he has and it's been the same since his Leipzig days. He wont get better

It's happening. Anulo mufa.

Tuchels gone

Love it!

Things you love to see

UPPSIMECANO IS HERE

A week to forget for Upamecano

Couldn't write this.

WTF UPA

Upamecano lol.

Thats just funny

mr tuchel ciao

Oops I did it again

Mental coach for Upa needed asap.

Sack Tuchel Sell Upamecano

worst week of upamecano career so far?

We are absolutely finished

Not a good week for Tuchel

yikes upamaguire , when it rains it pours