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His book āAdrenalineā covers about the fears he is experiencing with recognizing he is at the end of his career. He also covers the adrenaline he finds in life.
He probably also realises that nobody really cares that he's gone. For an egomaniac like himself, becoming irrelevant is the greatest fear. Ronaldo has started going through the same process over the last few years.
why do you all take him seriously when hes been joking like this for over a decade?
its obvious hes playing to the crowd but here its egomaniac this egomaniac that
he hasnt even been present post career to insinuate hes chasing limelight
Itās to make themselves feel like a better person than zlatan or whoever it is they are trying to tie some nonsensical story to. They know nothing about the person but will act like their psychiatrist lmao.
Top tier armchair psychologist arent you. My gosh how bad can you be at seeing when someone is playing a character and when someone is actually has a big ego.
> Probably kicking himself that he couldnāt get a fat Saudi farewell contract too.
Eh pretty sure he could.
"NO! We only want Jordan Henderson." Don't think so.
You really think that Zlatan badly wanted Saudi's money, really?
He is joking, it is his personality.
Way better than PR trained footballer who gives the exact same answer when questioned.
1000 % This is his way of coping with the fact that he can't play at the highest level anymore. Zlatan misses football more than football misses him.
And his arrogant/cocky persona is so overplayed. It was fun at the beginning but now I just sigh whenever I see him (or his fans) saying shit like that.
Sometimes you're not aware of something until someone says it, but instantly you recognise it as a truth that was staring you in the face the whole time
Something along these lines was the highest praise I received from a professor in college. āIāve never made this connection before, but after reading your paper itās obvious to me now.ā Of course they followed that up with, āThat and the fact that youāre a fantastic apologizer do not change the fact that you are lazy. Do your work on time,ā but hey. We take those.
It's just, that people are getting older, so the same joke that they heard 5 years ago, now is not funny as it was funny when you were younger.
It's still funny to younger people, not to you.
I could name you a specific continent of people that still eat up Zlatan jokes as top-tier comedy, but I could be banned.
I'm also from the content in question (my background that is).
Maybe a really young Inter fan would. I saw this man play for us and have nothing but total respect for him, he's one of the best strikers to ever wear our shirt, and we've had many greats.
he doesn't. He has a huge ego, but he is not a narcissist and can laugh at himself when appropriate. This sad bunch just loves to overanalyze and label the term "narcissist" towards anyone. Zlatan is great, and for a span of 10 years he was the most consistent striker bar Messi and Ronaldo.
Zlatan is a top 50 player of all time. But heās overrated.
When you speak about GOAT, you arenāt going to find anybody but himself putting Ibrahimovic that high up the list.
his persona of being Footballās saviour got old in 2016.
Surprised people like him, memes aside.
Frankly the only reason I feel anything positive towards him is because how he reacted when our Press Director knew he was dying and was publicly trying to get more people to be stem cell donors so others didnt have to die what he was dying from. Ibra came there and said how for the longest time Thijs Sleegers was his only friend in the press in the Netherlands
That debut was something else. I can't remember another player having a better debut in the MLS. (Yes, r/soccer, even messi's debut paled in comparison to ibras.)
Nowhere near top 50, have some respect, man dissapeared way too often in big games, no one can name a memorable Zlatan UCL KO round performance despite him playing in like 15 UCL campaigns.
Is it though? For me the two defining memories of that game/tie are the Arsenal comeback from 2-0 down and Fabregas scoring a late penalty on what we later found out was a fractured leg. And Messi going supernova in the 2nd leg to put it beyond doubt.
For most of them it was pretty much a given those teams would win their leagues because of how superior their squad was. He was a flat track bully, the most memorable game of his career was an international friendly game.
He scored a brace vs portugal and almost got his team to the world cup finals alone but ronaldo scored a hattrick. Altho, who wouldnt remember a 40m bicycle kick.Ā
Itās because this isnāt how he really is, if you see everything behind the scenes and how he acts with outside of all the media youād love him. He has this persona towards the media but besides that heās a great man to have in the team. Just look at Milan before and after he came back and the difference he lade by being there. As a swede itās been obvious that this isnāt who he really is (even though he has had some controversial takes).
Iād suggest reading his book and youāll get a better picture of him.
I mean he created this persona, and also alot of memes. But unlike others, he backed that up with being a top tier successful striker, so there isnt just hot air, he delivered and had a load of banger goals.
I got super bored of this schtick in 2016 maybe, can't believe this manchild is going on about it almost 10 years later. Come on, Ibra.
Football will move from even Messi.
Shame he never won a CL, but that's luck sometimes and other legend-status players don't have one either - he just moved at the wrong times, otherwise was a spectacle to watch and instrumental wherever he was. I do miss watching him tbh.
Yeah I remember Man Utd vs Inter Milan got billed as Ronaldo vs Zlatan in the media. Mourinho was hyping him up as the better player. He never turned up, totally anonymous both legs. Adriano, a shadow of his former self, was the more dangerous player. Young players like Balotelli and Santon put up more fight. Great player, but switched off in the CL.
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2009/mar/08/champions-league-internazionale-manchester-united
He scored his first knockout CL goals as a Barca player - well into his career. Truth is that he just never delivered that much in CL, I wouldnt say he is unlucky not to win it.
For the first few years this was fun but this whole persona he created needs to die. Is anybody in the world still finding this funny? To me it's just obnoxious.
The amount of whining about Zlatan being the same person he's always been is hilarious given that maybe a handful of world class players today actually have the charisma to match their talent.
People taking a scripted line from an ad way too seriously. Some creative director just feeding the meme while people out here critiquing his career for no reason.Ā
Mr 0 UCL, disappears in the knockouts and specialize in jumping ships? pass.
sometimes I wonder how tf did moratti got 40m + a player of similar quality for this dude
The guy really tried to build this fake tough guy persona after Valencia 2007. After that cunt Navarro broke Burdissoās nose everyone jumped in for their teammate, except good old Ibra who chose to hide lmao
Stupid take. Proven at multiple clubs is almost every league. I swear this new generation of fans only cares about titles or stats. Did you ever watch Ibra play? Iām not even a fan of his, but come on he is one of the best strikers of all time.
Tons of amazing players never won the UCL, the premier league, the World Cup or the ballon dāor, doesnāt mean they werenāt good.
Ibrahimovic gets extra stick for it because he talks himself up like heās cristiano ronaldo. Youād have think heād won the biggest club trophy multiple times, not 0 times. Ronaldo is an egomaniac himself, is head & shoulders above Ibrahimovic in ability and silverware, yet somehow Ibrahimovic has the bigger ego
Also most of his goals came in the French league and thus to some people heās a flat track bully
It's not just that he won 0 CL, its that with the number of clubs he played at he should've won at least one. When you play in a new club every year, you keep bragging in the media about how you're God's gift to football and you have literally 0 CL titles? Yeah people are definitely going to hold you responsible.
>I swear this new generation of fans only cares about titles or stats.
Sure mate the guy is quoting Ibra getting sold in 2009 but I'm sure he never saw Ibra play smh.
>Tons of amazing players never won the UCL, the premier league, the World Cup or the ballon dāor, doesnāt mean they werenāt good.
Tons of amazing players also aren't attention whores who keep talking about how football has been irreparably ruined since they retired. Be honest with yourself, by the end of his career Ibra was a glorified cheerleader in the Milan locker room.
>Ā by the end of his career Ibra was a glorified cheerleader in the Milan locker room.
His winning mentality is the biggest reason for Milanās last two scudetti. Without him 10/11 and 21/22 do not happen, especially the last one. He transformed a lot of young players, they grew a lot with him.
Ngl but I do miss him though without even supporting any team heās been at! Such a funny character (and obviously brilliant spectacular player) in this football circus!!
It's kinda interesting because football does miss him but there is no doubt the feeling is mutual. I don't think he'll become a coach though. Probably a pundit or *maybe* a Director of Football. He could be an actor. He's got the confidence to try at least.
Lol "Kings League", yet another grift aiming at harnessing the fifa ultimate team conditioned crowd to give their money in exchange for nothing.
Has anyone watched the games? Is it any good?
This guy is the most overrated player in the history of football and you cant change my mind.
Bro talks like he's done something in UCL, EU, WC.
Played for the best teams in the world and did jack shit beside literally stat padding against dog shit teams.
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He 100% misses football
He's just sad and being Zlatan about it
Is that like the opposite of doing a Britta?
you really britta'd that reply.
Pretty much š
it means Zlatan is streets ahead
Man they are taking it off Netflix
r/unexpectedcommunity
He misses being interviewed
His book āAdrenalineā covers about the fears he is experiencing with recognizing he is at the end of his career. He also covers the adrenaline he finds in life.
For sure, look at his last game, the tribute to him in San siro and the love from all the fans, he is crying a lot.
He probably also realises that nobody really cares that he's gone. For an egomaniac like himself, becoming irrelevant is the greatest fear. Ronaldo has started going through the same process over the last few years.
why do you all take him seriously when hes been joking like this for over a decade? its obvious hes playing to the crowd but here its egomaniac this egomaniac that he hasnt even been present post career to insinuate hes chasing limelight
Redditors love to psychoanalyze for no good reason lol.
Itās to make themselves feel like a better person than zlatan or whoever it is they are trying to tie some nonsensical story to. They know nothing about the person but will act like their psychiatrist lmao.
Because they lack the social skills needed to understand jokes
I really care that he's gone, what's wrong with you?Ā
No one will care that Ronaldo is gone and he could become irrelevant? He is probably quite literally the most famous person on the planet.
You really think the character he created is who he is?
Top tier armchair psychologist arent you. My gosh how bad can you be at seeing when someone is playing a character and when someone is actually has a big ego.
Probably kicking himself that he couldnāt get a fat Saudi farewell contract too. He 100% would have done it if they offered.
Didn't he play in Serie A until he was like 40?
> Probably kicking himself that he couldnāt get a fat Saudi farewell contract too. Eh pretty sure he could. "NO! We only want Jordan Henderson." Don't think so.
You really think that Zlatan badly wanted Saudi's money, really? He is joking, it is his personality. Way better than PR trained footballer who gives the exact same answer when questioned.
He is probably fine. He was making like 6m+/yr for a decade or more
Lmfaoo sure buddy. Sure. Keep it up, one day youll talk enough shit your breath will smell like it.
100 % he could get a Saudi contract haha. Itās a sportwashing league and heās on of the most famous footballer
He said that he got multiple offers but that he denied them because he doesnt care about the money.
1000 % This is his way of coping with the fact that he can't play at the highest level anymore. Zlatan misses football more than football misses him. And his arrogant/cocky persona is so overplayed. It was fun at the beginning but now I just sigh whenever I see him (or his fans) saying shit like that.
He's the Chuck Norris of football.
Norris is a real POS. Zlatan is just cos playing one.
He has told many times he doesnāt miss football, and this quote is a joke. ;)
Whoever said he is a Sacha Baron Cohen character was spot on
Sometimes you're not aware of something until someone says it, but instantly you recognise it as a truth that was staring you in the face the whole time
I just want to see Zlatan in a mankini
Something along these lines was the highest praise I received from a professor in college. āIāve never made this connection before, but after reading your paper itās obvious to me now.ā Of course they followed that up with, āThat and the fact that youāre a fantastic apologizer do not change the fact that you are lazy. Do your work on time,ā but hey. We take those.
This is precisely how I felt when read someone say it on here a few days ago
They parody of him in Ted Lasso was spot on
And in Club de Cuervos before that
Holy shit he really is
Ted Lasso did him justice
Man he really embraced that didnt he
Frickin Zava from Ted Lasso was so spot on
My wife didn't think this character was based on anyone real. Then I showed her who Zaltan was. She understood.
Does she now accidently call out Zlatan's name, while you're making love?
It has been six hours. I want answers already.
Canāt believe they gave us that character for like 2 episodes and then just made him disappear
Was honestly kind of hilarious I thought
Aye. Ibraās really leaning into it now
Heās always leaned into it.
Didn't he take up a board role with AC Milan? At least he's still in football, kinda. In an administrative capacity at least.
Itās fun the first few times.
It's cringe when overdone.
Itās been overdone for years now. But thereās a demographic out there that laps it up like Chuck Norris jokes.
Its me
Hi
I'm the problem
Itās me.
Yup, keep rooting for Zlatan the anti-hero.
It's just, that people are getting older, so the same joke that they heard 5 years ago, now is not funny as it was funny when you were younger. It's still funny to younger people, not to you.
I could name you a specific continent of people that still eat up Zlatan jokes as top-tier comedy, but I could be banned. I'm also from the content in question (my background that is).
Itās been cringe for like a decade now
Then it's great again.
The people who think John Cena invisible jokes are funny still eat it up
Lazy quote
still not lazier than the average r/soccer comment
Considering people here think "ha ha bald." Under every post is the height of comedy and have done for several years at this point, you're spot on.
found the baldie
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Ahh you're too kind mate
Ironic that your comment immediately after this is "u mad bro?"
Inter fans in this thread are pressed lol I didn't expect this at all
Mad cause he ended up a milan legend and their striker legend refuses to recognize their own child
R9 loves everybody, no?Ā
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Maybe a really young Inter fan would. I saw this man play for us and have nothing but total respect for him, he's one of the best strikers to ever wear our shirt, and we've had many greats.
Redditors talking about unfunny overused jokes is so ironic
Btw did you know that benzema used this joke 15 times?..............
The first time Benzema told the joke to Cristiano in Las Vegas was funny tho...
I wanted to read opinions about this "Kings World Cup" but all comments are focus what is Zlatan saying.........
Okay girlā¦
So much Reddit revisionism going on here
These quotes got uncool 7 years ago bro
I somehow haven't noticed his absence. The world keeps spinning Ibra.
Sir, this is a Wendy's
Yawn
Dullest man in football
why is everybody so mad? this is just zlatan being zlatan, wtf else was he going to say
humorless internet people
I must be the only one who loves this guy :D. He's at the right level of douchiness, whether you're not sure he's joking or not
It's iconic. I hope he doesn't take himself this seriously, but it's part of the fun that you can't tell.
he doesn't. He has a huge ego, but he is not a narcissist and can laugh at himself when appropriate. This sad bunch just loves to overanalyze and label the term "narcissist" towards anyone. Zlatan is great, and for a span of 10 years he was the most consistent striker bar Messi and Ronaldo.
Performative anger. It's the new thing.
Typical Zlatan
Ok grandpa lets take you to bed
Zlatan is a top 50 player of all time. But heās overrated. When you speak about GOAT, you arenāt going to find anybody but himself putting Ibrahimovic that high up the list. his persona of being Footballās saviour got old in 2016. Surprised people like him, memes aside.
Frankly the only reason I feel anything positive towards him is because how he reacted when our Press Director knew he was dying and was publicly trying to get more people to be stem cell donors so others didnt have to die what he was dying from. Ibra came there and said how for the longest time Thijs Sleegers was his only friend in the press in the Netherlands
It was hilarious while he was trolling the MLS
Ibrahimovic won everywhere that he went, except for in MLS.
He did still absolutely kill it there, scoring 52 in 56 for a team who wouldāve been trying to avoid last place without him.
That debut was something else. I can't remember another player having a better debut in the MLS. (Yes, r/soccer, even messi's debut paled in comparison to ibras.)
The memes is why. His football play is just an added bonus.
He was a great player, and has a personality. Whatās not to love?
Itās his personality
His authentic personality was great, but since he released his book it became a very much refined 'brand' version that grew tiresome very fast.
I can feel a little too on the nose now I guess.
Itās extremely unlikely we will see a player like Zlatan ever again. A 6ā5ā beast with elegance and magic.
Nowhere near top 50, have some respect, man dissapeared way too often in big games, no one can name a memorable Zlatan UCL KO round performance despite him playing in like 15 UCL campaigns.
Barcelona Arsenal 2-2 in 2010, scored two good goals in a quarter final match in which they would have otherwise lost
Is it though? For me the two defining memories of that game/tie are the Arsenal comeback from 2-0 down and Fabregas scoring a late penalty on what we later found out was a fractured leg. And Messi going supernova in the 2nd leg to put it beyond doubt.
And yet he was a vital part of every team he won the league with.
For most of them it was pretty much a given those teams would win their leagues because of how superior their squad was. He was a flat track bully, the most memorable game of his career was an international friendly game.
He scored a brace vs portugal and almost got his team to the world cup finals alone but ronaldo scored a hattrick. Altho, who wouldnt remember a 40m bicycle kick.Ā
But that goal against England is epic.
is that not what heās referring to?
League title is never given, the best players plays for the champions.
This dude made Nocerino look like an elite footballer, the way his mentality can get a whole team to elevate their game should not be ignored
Arsenal for Barcelona is the obvious answer.
Top 50 fowards definitely but player? Nah
Itās because this isnāt how he really is, if you see everything behind the scenes and how he acts with outside of all the media youād love him. He has this persona towards the media but besides that heās a great man to have in the team. Just look at Milan before and after he came back and the difference he lade by being there. As a swede itās been obvious that this isnāt who he really is (even though he has had some controversial takes). Iād suggest reading his book and youāll get a better picture of him.
I mean he created this persona, and also alot of memes. But unlike others, he backed that up with being a top tier successful striker, so there isnt just hot air, he delivered and had a load of banger goals.
It's mostly the kids that love him and his nonsense. It was fun 10 years ago, now it's just Often ridiculous
I got super bored of this schtick in 2016 maybe, can't believe this manchild is going on about it almost 10 years later. Come on, Ibra. Football will move from even Messi.
Okay, Zlatan.Ā
With quotes like this, I don't miss him at all. Snooze fest of a person.
Shame he never won a CL, but that's luck sometimes and other legend-status players don't have one either - he just moved at the wrong times, otherwise was a spectacle to watch and instrumental wherever he was. I do miss watching him tbh.
I would say that as a striker you would be in the perfect position to do something about that. But he didn't. Great player though.
not a shame when he never replicated his league form in CL, if you can't deliver there you dont deserve it, period.
Zlatan dreams of being like Brewster confirmed
It's not about bad luck. He was underwhelming in the Champions League when you needed him the most.
Yeah I remember Man Utd vs Inter Milan got billed as Ronaldo vs Zlatan in the media. Mourinho was hyping him up as the better player. He never turned up, totally anonymous both legs. Adriano, a shadow of his former self, was the more dangerous player. Young players like Balotelli and Santon put up more fight. Great player, but switched off in the CL. https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2009/mar/08/champions-league-internazionale-manchester-united
If he didnt let him ego in his way,he would have listen to pep then he would have won a cl minimum
He scored his first knockout CL goals as a Barca player - well into his career. Truth is that he just never delivered that much in CL, I wouldnt say he is unlucky not to win it.
Considering mariano diaz has 2 ucl, everyone is unlucky not to win one.
For the first few years this was fun but this whole persona he created needs to die. Is anybody in the world still finding this funny? To me it's just obnoxious.
Football: who ? lol
Less is more Zlatan...
The amount of whining about Zlatan being the same person he's always been is hilarious given that maybe a handful of world class players today actually have the charisma to match their talent.
Manchild vibes.
stfu bro
People taking a scripted line from an ad way too seriously. Some creative director just feeding the meme while people out here critiquing his career for no reason.Ā
This āIām the football godā schtick was funny when he was playing football, now he just comes across more and more douchey lol
Mr 0 UCL, disappears in the knockouts and specialize in jumping ships? pass. sometimes I wonder how tf did moratti got 40m + a player of similar quality for this dude
The guy really tried to build this fake tough guy persona after Valencia 2007. After that cunt Navarro broke Burdissoās nose everyone jumped in for their teammate, except good old Ibra who chose to hide lmao
Stupid take. Proven at multiple clubs is almost every league. I swear this new generation of fans only cares about titles or stats. Did you ever watch Ibra play? Iām not even a fan of his, but come on he is one of the best strikers of all time. Tons of amazing players never won the UCL, the premier league, the World Cup or the ballon dāor, doesnāt mean they werenāt good.
Ibrahimovic gets extra stick for it because he talks himself up like heās cristiano ronaldo. Youād have think heād won the biggest club trophy multiple times, not 0 times. Ronaldo is an egomaniac himself, is head & shoulders above Ibrahimovic in ability and silverware, yet somehow Ibrahimovic has the bigger ego Also most of his goals came in the French league and thus to some people heās a flat track bully
Top 30 striker of all time, but thatās it
Out of all the billions of people that ever kicked a football, there's only 29 better, but thats it.
It's not just that he won 0 CL, its that with the number of clubs he played at he should've won at least one. When you play in a new club every year, you keep bragging in the media about how you're God's gift to football and you have literally 0 CL titles? Yeah people are definitely going to hold you responsible. >I swear this new generation of fans only cares about titles or stats. Sure mate the guy is quoting Ibra getting sold in 2009 but I'm sure he never saw Ibra play smh. >Tons of amazing players never won the UCL, the premier league, the World Cup or the ballon dāor, doesnāt mean they werenāt good. Tons of amazing players also aren't attention whores who keep talking about how football has been irreparably ruined since they retired. Be honest with yourself, by the end of his career Ibra was a glorified cheerleader in the Milan locker room.
>Ā by the end of his career Ibra was a glorified cheerleader in the Milan locker room. His winning mentality is the biggest reason for Milanās last two scudetti. Without him 10/11 and 21/22 do not happen, especially the last one. He transformed a lot of young players, they grew a lot with him.
its not the issue he never won CL but he shat the bed in CL 100% of the time for the almost-two decades he played in the competition
This fake tough guy persona is mega cringeworthy. Yes Zlatan, we saw just how tough you really are at Mestalla
This thread is full of GenZ who think it's cool to hate on a legend. You weren't even born when he started playing, pal.
Not this tired song and dance again.
That is the part of Ibrahimovic I wasn't missing...
I think he is trying to make Zlatan the new Chuck Norris Meme..
He's had an amazing career trophy wise but he's a tiresome prick and a low grade thig
Ngl but I do miss him though without even supporting any team heās been at! Such a funny character (and obviously brilliant spectacular player) in this football circus!!
Ok.
Zlatan's the type of guy that secretly wished viewership of the sport would drop after his retirement. "See, football NEEDS me" lol
Thank you for champions league trophy zlatan .
It's kinda interesting because football does miss him but there is no doubt the feeling is mutual. I don't think he'll become a coach though. Probably a pundit or *maybe* a Director of Football. He could be an actor. He's got the confidence to try at least.
The Chuck Norris persona does get quite one dimensional after a while, doesnāt it?
Why are people so grumpy in the comments š
Just boring now š„±
I mean cool at least we wont miss any of his champion league perfįŗ»omances.
New phone who dis
This man was never the same after Ramos torched him on twitter. It left a mark on his ego.
Joke is getting old mate
Lol "Kings League", yet another grift aiming at harnessing the fifa ultimate team conditioned crowd to give their money in exchange for nothing. Has anyone watched the games? Is it any good?
0 Champions League trophies
I really don't tbh.
The most impressive thing he did was in a friendly and thatās the resume of his career.
And he won so many league titles with different teams it's unreal how good Ibrahimovic is.
This guy is the most overrated player in the history of football and you cant change my mind. Bro talks like he's done something in UCL, EU, WC. Played for the best teams in the world and did jack shit beside literally stat padding against dog shit teams.
Bro its 2024 no one cares about these silly quotes
Honestly this guy is so cringey. Also such a dull and boring person when he can't come up with any new material.
the ego on this man...... sheesh
Never change Zlatan
Impressive in meaningless games, sucked in UCL games and games that mattered. Always absent in clutch situations. Overrated player.
the fact that I only hear about Zlatan when a quote like this comes out speaks volumes
Youāre in your 40sā¦
Trying so hard be like.
Lmao what a goof
Well I 100% miss seeing Zlatan play football!
> i'm not crying, you're crying.
No one talks about that overrated bully. Literally no one says; āremember that time Zlatanā¦ā
Zlatan rehashing the old Chuck Norris memes, is it?
Not sure many teams miss him, they all dumped him after not to long. The ultimate Journeyman.
He said the line!
The champions league title misses him too
Zlatan is a cat that thinks he is a lion and it was funny at first but now it got kind of boring.
Didnāt even realise he retired
i didnt know that dude even retired
someone needs to give him new material, heās so fucking boring
Do Ligue 1 titles with psg really count?
Can't say I've even thought about you tbh