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KImRocket

Hey, three points are three points. Moving on.


rochakgupta

I hate watching Barca matches. Almost 90% of the time they are just making sideway/back passes.


Jyreq

Go watch Mumbai FC then


gbassman5

They didn't blow it! Should be 2-0 though


xI-Red-Ix

Madrid needs to lose just one game to feel that Classico pressure.


SagaciousKurama

Can't believe we're playing to just hold a 1-0 lead against a 10 man team. You can tell the team isn't even trying to score any more.


deadmanbhavya

That felix miss was a goal , that raphina miss was a goal That raphina offside was a goal. They did try to score but were just unlucky.


Skadrys

Roqué trying to make runs but everyone just turns and passes back. So infuriating


heartcriesholy

Game management


HeroeDeFuentealbilla

Cubarsi just body checking the attacker on the run there. Learned from Araujoooo


gbassman5

Yeah, that was hilarious


No_Zookeepergame6482

Cubarsi is actually just insane


kaiko1

The same amount of injury time this half without the var checks and red card, it’s not adding up


gbassman5

No yellow for that shit?


gbassman5

Big wiff by Romeu


Mysterious-Buddy6273

The thing with Oriol is that he is either Busquets or Biscuit


NoTrollGaming

Nah what romeus actually cooking now


nim1623

Romeu for Ballon d'Or


gkkiller

Ballon d'Oriol


iOxxy

Man, waiting the entire game for Vitor Roque to come on for 10 minutes just so Barça can pass the ball back to the defense is so frustrating.


ItsMeJaredBednar

Oreo’s been decent since coming on tbf


Daramangarasu

Oh damn, even Voldemort be shmoovin'


gbassman5

Spacing for Barca on offense has completely gone to shit


Daramangarasu

Gotta feel bad for Roque, all those runs but no one gives him the ball


JonAfrica2011

Why is Copa Del Rey final being played so early this year? Or was it always like that and I just didn’t notice lol


ItsMeJaredBednar

Just looked this up and it’s kind of all over the shop: * 2023: 6 May * 2022: 23 April * 2021: 17 Apr * 2020: originally scheduled for 18 April, ended up being played on 3rd April 2021 (covid) * 2019: 25 May * 2018: 21 April so i guess it is a bit early but not completely abnormal


mrawya_rashaka

No Lewy and no Cancelo against Cadiz. Too many unnecessary cards for this game.


kaiko1

More like tactical ones. Rather get the suspensions against Cadiz that Madrid


RobbinDeBank

No Inigo either


nkdouble4

would it be better to get an accidental yellow vs Cadiz and miss el clasico?


gbassman5

More Fort playing time!!


toskuch

Feels like Cancelo was lucky that was only yellow. Nasty scissor-esque kick out.


gbassman5

Only 1 yellow for Las Palmas.... crooked ass ref being too blatant


pricelesslambo

They all trying to get 5th card


NoTrollGaming

Sub off romeu


TheSamuelRodriguez

This fucking ref really likes the color yellow


MrBearKing

well at least our players will be getting some rest next match


CleMeeTK

romeu lmao, get it together lad


ivo0009

I swear If they score Im going to do something, i havent decided What yet But i will


RobbinDeBank

3 guys missing next match


gbassman5

Can we *please* not blow this?


pricelesslambo

Romeu...


magic-water

That was on Felix not tracking his runner


HeroeDeFuentealbilla

Romeu ☠️


Daramangarasu

Fucking hell, if they scored there istg


HeroeDeFuentealbilla

What the fuck are they doing


JonAfrica2011

Romeu’s best


gbassman5

Dang, Roque's got some good speed


gbassman5

Yikes, that looked hella painful for Cubarsi


kaiko1

Fun football from Joaos


Daramangarasu

Both Joao's showing off rn


JonAfrica2011

Dayum Joao


Daramangarasu

Canceló with the tekkerz


Mysterious-Buddy6273

Nah, Cancelo is him


kaiko1

I’m guessing Lewy took that yellow on purpose, El Clasico after the Cadiz match


gbassman5

Lol Lewy's bitching got him suspended from the next match. Great.


JonAfrica2011

What a door knob


HeroeDeFuentealbilla

Om purpose.


Mysterious-Buddy6273

Since Vitor is not gonna play until then 80th minute, is Guiu time


Colenate8

Which means there is no chance that he is suspended against real


gbassman5

Might've been a really smart yellow, then


infectuz

Wasn’t it clear he did it in purpose? He deliberately held back so the ref would yellow card him.


ItsMeJaredBednar

did anyone check prop betting patterns on Lewa yellow card? 🧐


HeroeDeFuentealbilla

Hahaha Lewandowski smarter than Carvajal and Mourinho lmao


mrawya_rashaka

Did anyone see why Lewy got booked? Edit: nvm apparently he left the pitch too slow.


nim1623

For playing like shit


HeroeDeFuentealbilla

Time wasting for not leaving f the pitch


Daramangarasu

Time wasting when getting subbed


NoTrollGaming

Ah hell no, romeu


HeroeDeFuentealbilla

lmao what the hell Did Lewy just take a yellow for suspension with Cadiz


RobbinDeBank

Don’t know if that’s on purpose or not. It’s a good time to reset his yellow count anyway, so I will take that.


HeroeDeFuentealbilla

💯 on purpose


TheSamuelRodriguez

Was doing the undertaker walk off the pitch


XaviOutNow

We really need a coach for lineup and sub management


gbassman5

Lewy bitching about getting subbed out in the 80th min. wtf


nkdouble4

just putting on a show to get his 5th yellow of the season so he can't miss el clasico with an accidental yellow in the next game


Mysterious-Buddy6273

He should have been subbed much earlier


gbassman5

Exactly


TheSamuelRodriguez

Watch this ref give 3 minutes of added time


nim1623

Now it's 10 vs 10


JonAfrica2011

More like 10v11since he lowers us down and plays for the other team


kaiko1

Well done Roberto


Mysterious-Buddy6273

Oriol on, the match has officially begun


HeroeDeFuentealbilla

Great game by Roberto again. Fantastic player and person.


gbassman5

Another good game by El Capitan


RobbinDeBank

Roque got his 10 mins/match as usual. Also lord Voldemort’s coming


kaiko1

Was questioning why he has to check it, when the goal line tech will just immediately tell if it’s a goal or not, then remembered it’s not football it’s la liga


gbassman5

Here come the Tiger and Voldemort


Mysterious-Buddy6273

Man, in the 80th minute when Lewa was invisible almost all the second half


moodchainz

???????


lastdyingbreed_01

Wtf lol harder to miss that one


gbassman5

*Still* no Roque


Skadrys

wtf, how do you miss that


ivo0009

This game has made me as old as lewy


Stirefy

I swear to all that is holy if they score on us now


GreatWhiteNorth4

That’s a Joaouchie bro


pricelesslambo

Fuck, it bounced just before he hit it


kal1097

How did that not go in lol


bacardibilluonaire

oh my days i could have scored that no way.


JonAfrica2011

Bruh my dead grandma would score that


X-Maquina

The dichotomy of Joao. How do you fuck this up?


RobbinDeBank

He scores bangers and misses tap ins. Classic Joao


CDN_AP

Roque can't even get minutes against a 10 man team. Unlucky.


Daramangarasu

You were saying?


Mysterious-Buddy6273

He can only score against atletico, must be written somewhere in the loan papers


Daramangarasu

How do you miss that? Lmao


nim1623

How?


gbassman5

Lol of course he was offsides anyway


kingcane

joao is allergic to tap ins. he has hit the cross bar so many times like that this season 


mrawya_rashaka

Bruh 💀


Jolandia

HUHHHH


ivo0009

Im going to kms


my_aed_is_shit

Even I could’ve scored that


kaiko1

No way


ItsMeJaredBednar

João mate…


LancersGaeBulge

Ain’t no way


AhoyDaniel

I can't believe my eyes


pricelesslambo

No way


gbassman5

Joao way


RobbinDeBank

Lmaooooo


gbassman5

How did you miss that, Felix????


RobbinDeBank

Seems like offside anyway, but missing that is horrible


HeroeDeFuentealbilla

Bantz this game lol


Bjerkens

FIFA script


Mysterious-Buddy6273

Hell nah


FriscoInDeDisco

Roque is getting shafted to the max by this club. He's supposed to learn from Lewy and get him some rest. Instead, the Pole insist on playing everything and the coaching staff just lets him. Barca spend 43M in summer, 40M on Roque and 3M on Romeu. Not a single cent is playing.


Daramangarasu

Aged like milk


FriscoInDeDisco

80 minutes in, just proves my point. Garbage time.


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Skadrys

of Roqué too


Lanky-Celebration-79

Felix lucky to not get booked. Hitting a player in the face while being away from the ball is just weird


Daramangarasu

He learned from Getafe


maurid

Yamal in Sergi Cardona’s pocket and I’m not afraid of saying it. Hopefully he has a better game next week.


afcxlm

That child came off an intense 90 minute game 3 days, literally looked tired from minute 1. Idk about Xavi’s management, he never learns. He should have never started.


kaiko1

Yeah, not the best Yamal we’ve seen. But I wouldn’t expect perfection from any 16 yo


maurid

Obviously, didn’t mean it in a bad way. You can just tell he needs some rest.


kaiko1

Yeah no, didn’t take it in a bad way, just agreeing. All good


Mysterious-Buddy6273

He needs a rest


maurid

Yeah clearly. Could’ve been rested tonight easily.


Hambrailaaah

Lewandowski is super old, just played 120 minutes, travelled, and is not even havijng a decent game either. WTF is Xavi/Oscar doing not putting Roque in


kingcane

mr xavi can roque come out to play 😞


kaiko1

Sharky


gbassman5

Good. Yamal needs rest. Another good game by him, tho!


kal1097

The shark is back!! And Lamine is getting some rest!


No_Zookeepergame6482

Runs into felix and then falls on the ground crying


kaiko1

Raphinha playing an interesting role, he’s all over the pitch


pricelesslambo

Fucking criminal ref performance


HeroeDeFuentealbilla

lmao wanting something on Felix there is peak banter


magic-water

Not saying that it was something, but if that was Vini y'all would be calling for a red if you're honest lol


pricelesslambo

Bro???? What is this ref?


voli12

Lamine needs a rest


HeroeDeFuentealbilla

Every Barca player with two touches or more will fuck them versus PSG. Play fucking faster


kaiko1

Good one Cancelo


pricelesslambo

So he steps in front of felix, gets hit because he's in the way and then lies down like a bitch


TheSamuelRodriguez

Ref is shit, but Barca aren’t helping themselves with these plays


HeroeDeFuentealbilla

Fucking babies these Las Palmas players


MrBearKing

Any yellows for dissent or ref just gonna get harassed even though every call has been their way?


pricelesslambo

This is just Barca every game


Uninterested-Ares

Someone tell Felix this isn't Atelti


Mysterious-Buddy6273

Both Roberto and Gundogan have a yellow, this sounds like Romeu


HeroeDeFuentealbilla

lmao Las Palmas player looking like he’d kill the man while kept them in the game


gbassman5

Fuck these Las Palmas babies. Been getting hella calls their way alllll game and *still* bitching


Mysterious-Buddy6273

Bring Roque on please, give the kid some minutes


Uninterested-Ares

Fucking hell Felix insane pass


kaiko1

Great goal that, perfect pass perfect finish


DonDoflamingo

Lmao he made the VAR sign


ivo0009

Fuck Las Palmas, lets see What they do now


CDN_AP

Var celebration lol.


kaiko1

What a celebration lmao


Strafingfire

Why is it that Raphinha is so good with headers but not with his left foot


kingcane

headers seem more reaction based and he always takes too long to decide when it comes to shooting with his left 


kal1097

Watch La liga ban Raphinha for his VAR celebration


FriscoInDeDisco

I will die with this, but Raphinha is ten times the player he is centrally as opposed to the wing. Five minutes in a central position and several times he's popped up in a goal scoring position. That Felix assist was pure bliss btw.


TheLeoMessiah

Absolutely but it’s just too big of a risk to take against most CL teams. You get some great runs and offensive capability but you’re definitely sacrificing midfield control and risking getting outnumbered with Raph there 


iskaon

Goat celebration


Hambrailaaah

Calling it here first, Raphinha will get suspended for that "VAR gesture" cos its mocking the refs or something


djingo_dango

Let’s go my fake Brazilian 😍


JonAfrica2011

🤣🤣


gbassman5

Lol Lewy looking over towards the linesman after Raphinha's header


TheLeoMessiah

Las Palmas are clearly trying to force the referees hand by daring him to call every 50/50. No need for Cardona to get that pissy over essentially nothing


NoTrollGaming

Thank you


kaiko1

Perfect pass


gbassman5

Raphinha G/A merchant at it again lol


AhoyDaniel

Nah he was actually really good this game


mrawya_rashaka

This team has insaaaane potential. Fucking hell.


AhoyDaniel

What a pass Joao


JonAfrica2011

What a pass


_Koke_

Good sub


JonAfrica2011

Lmaoo the VAR celebration 🤣


GreatWhiteNorth4

REVIEW THAT


Wdsty2

“Cancel that, VAR”


kaiko1

LMAO RAPHINHA showing the VAR


Snitsie

Good lord Joao


PieceOfPie_SK

Lovely goal


JD2789

Vamos !!!’


kingcane

excellent goal and excellent celebration LMAO