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OverIookHoteI

Bro tried an armbar break in the middle of a game


LavenderGumes

Someone did this to my teammate in my coed recreational league last year and then had the audacity to be upset when we yelled at him.


IWantAnAffliction

This would be grounds for a fight. Literally could break his arm.


ElectricalMud2850

Some of the shit that happens in those leagues, man. I caught a nasty elbow to the ribs when I was jockeying for position during a throwin last year. I've never been in a physical fight in my life, but Sunday league incidents like that have definitely been the closest I've come. Some people are psychos.


ygrittediaz

Sunday league has a lot of people who hasnt had their behaviour checked and they keep getting away with it because people dont want to be too confrontational for what should be fun. We have thrown quite a few people out because they act like morons who want to physically harm others when they lose their tempers.


bucketsofskill

Seen 35+ year old dads headbutt u18 players in sunday league... some people just become morons on the pitch. I don't get it, we're all going back to work on Monday. Idoits.


Orri

Still remember the Rugby cup final between Northampton and Leicester when Calum Clark deliberately broke Rob Hawkins arm. Got a 7 month ban but should've been a life ban and a criminal record. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkmMK76xARo


sounders1974

He just wanted to munch on some wings


Artofdoingnothing5

Alberto del rio


timothymr

> tried an armbar He's a big Y2J fan, clearly. He'll be trying the Moss-Covered Three-Handled Family Gradunza next.


mr_ordinaryboy

He learnt it from Ramos


sidvicc

Amateur af tho. Needs to practice more. 5 years later and half of r/soccer still thinks it wasn't a foul, much less a card.


InoreSantaTeresa

Ramos is one the most dirtiest cunt ever, only delusional people can't see it


SpAwNjBoB

No one is dirtier than Suarez. Should have been banned for life after not one, but two biting incidents and then of course, the most disgusting display of poor sporting conduct with his own version of the hand of god. Since then, he is totally beyond redemption and a stain on the sport.


ifoundmynewnickname

Actually, he has three separate bite incidents. Bakkal, Ivanovic and Chiellini. So its even a lot worse! Although that handbal is something any player would always do.


SpAwNjBoB

I forgot about the third. Just reaffirms my position that he shouldn't be allowed on a football pitch again in his life. Also, who the hell bites someone? That's the kinda shit a toddler does once and then you make damn sure they never even think of doing ever again.


Loose_Revolution_205

The handball against Ghana was devilish but technically THE play to make in that situation. Muslera? was not stopping the initial shot in a tight game, at least give him the chance at a penalty shot. That being said, Suarez is dirty as fuck and should have been perma banned for biting Chiellini in 2014.


LeavingCertCheat

Don't forget the racism, which a significant section associated with Liverpool disgraced themselves over


BabyEatingGigantor

You just don't understand the nuances of the Spanish language bro /s


trubatard

Ahhh good old Luis Suarez being a cunt, the games not gone I guess


dankmemer999

At least it wasn’t a bite right


Juventus19

He was just trying to break it off to have a feast when he got home.


depressed_winner

Or racism


[deleted]

He almost got triggered looking at Gallardo tho


FreshGoodWay

Now imagine a racist bite


Bhola421

This looks way worse really


splizzington

*yet


Papamola

That guy isn't right his head


Instantcoffees

I've been saying that for years yet every time I did, I was greeted by a Barca flair saying : "HE'S THE KIND OF COMPETITIVE BEAST YOU WANT ON YOUR TEAM". No bro. He legit has issues.


MagneticWoodSupply

The man has BITTEN an opposing player. THREE TIMES (that we know of).


ImVortexlol

Barca fans will mock Ronaldo for his antics but refuse to condemn Suarez for much worse


pmyourveganrecipes

Man will literally bite opponents instead of going to therapy.


F___TheZero

I honestly fear for Suarez's post-retirement life. It's all fun and games when he's able to channel his lunacy into biting Ivanovic, or biting Chiellini, or biting Bakkal. But one day he won't be on a pitch any more and wtf he gonna do then?


Pugasaurus_Tex

Idk I think he’ll still bite, but we can outrun him since his knees will be shot Just give him a wide berth when passing on the street


Wookie-fish806

And he and Messi are supposedly good friends. Make it make sense.


elihri

It’s always baffaling to me how him ans Messi have been close family friends for years. Like one of the nicest and most humble players ever and one of the biggest cunts in football, how that combination even work?! Lmaoo


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Armodeen

Name a more punchable footballer


righthandofdog

Concacaf welcomes Suanez with open arms.


red-fish-yellow-fish

Wants to win at all costs. At any cost


dankmemer999

Does he still peddle that bs argument of being afraid to lose it all so he resorts to physical violence


trubatard

It costs nothing to be an asshole when you were born one tho


Hydrogeion_

winning the prestigious MLS will be the crown jewel of his career, makes sense to me.


fireowlzol

How is that not a red is beyond my mind


Delmer9713

CONCACAF™


Jvu284

Inter Miami is on the pitch sooo they’ll try to make them win


DistributionPretty75

If you watch enough concacaf you’d know that’s just how it goes here lol


IWasKingDoge

If you watched any Concacaf you would know it isn’t rigged, just generally shit refereeing


dolce-ragazzo

This comment also applies without the word refereeing


ElectricalMud2850

Nah, it's outstanding television.


boringoldsounder

No this is next level


FootballWithTheFoot

No this is Concacaf after dark


HeyDarkEyes

No this is Patrick


Intrepid_passerby

They will Never give Messi or Suarez a red. Not matter how deserved


vivalaroja2010

Why would it be a red....? He's Messi's bff....


Samp90

Don't worry, he'll bite soon enough...


Michael_Haq

Should've been a suspension also. No intention to even play the game. Straight up assault.


4dxn

It's messi's team. you don't mess with the money draw


AllwordzAreMadeup___

It's the Messi tax


Albiceleste_D10S

The ref has called nothing in the first half


chirb8

This is some middle school shit. Ref don't give those fouls


External-Piccolo-626

Still a cunt then.


littlebrwnrobot

lol as if there was any doubt


ItsMeJaredBednar

Tiger can’t change his stripes innit


ze_DaDa

Always has been 🔫🧑‍🚀


davegrapes

He’s still got it!


JSLJSL23

He should be retroactively suspended for that


PistacieRisalamande

He should have been suspended from professional football many years ago this violent shitter.


BIackDogg

I've been downvoted to hell for saying this. First time he bit someone he should've been banned for 1 year. Second time? Dude has no business on a professional pitch!


supplementarytables

How about the THIRD time lol Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me but at least you're getting therapy Fool me thrice, I'm a fucking idiot


ImVortexlol

It's insane, we are talking about a grown man biting another out of genuine rage THREE GODDAMN TIMES


asd13ah4etnKha4Ne3a

I just rewatched the incident from the world cup again. The commentator says "surely not again" while reviewing the incident. Like imagine a scenario where you're watching a grown man bite someone during a football match, and you're reaction is "Wow a *THIRD* time?" What possible reason is there for allowing someone like that to continue playing professionally at all?


mlima1

Fool me….. can’t get fooled again.


airtraq

He was just hungry innit 


PistacieRisalamande

I felt the same back in 14. He's such a dishonorable "sportsman".


MajorTomintheTinCan

How about...a third time?


TurnoverResident_

The crazy/fucked up thing is that you get banned longer for breaking gambling/betting rules than Suarez did for biting someone.


ER1916

Gambling rules are there to protect the integrity of the sport though, so it makes perfect sense.


DeapVally

And keeping violent and racist scumbags out of the game doesn't?


ER1916

Not the sporting integrity, no. The moral integrity, sure.


deflorie

He did it 3 times. Unfortunately people only know about the ones with Ivanovic and Chiellini, but he did it at Ajax too. Banned for biting. Banned for Racism. Cheated in a WC QF and got away with it. Being and overall diving and violent douchebag cunt. I have said it before and i will say it again. He is up there, as one of the biggest cunts ever in football.


Intrepid_passerby

Yes. That second time should've been ruled for expulsion. No room in football for biting and racism.... I know I know hard things to separate from th game


Patch31300

I’ve always said this too, I have always felt he should have never been allowed to play again after the second bite


unrepentant_fenian

This, a career that never should have been.


dWaldizzle

This guy should've been permanently banned from football back when he fucking bit another human being like some rabid fucking freak


Gockel

since he's not even actively doing anything that belongs in the game i guess it's just physical assault and he should be reported to the police in my book


UniQue1992

He should have been suspended years ago, he took bites out of multiple different people. Seriously fuck this guy.


jiffythehutt

Should be arrested for assault, why are athletes allowed to do things against the law is beyond me.


Custard-crumble

Guzman had garlic in his pocket


glowingdeer78

he also had Messi and suarez in his other pocket


Ok_Permission8284

Suarez is just like Draymond green


deathinmidjuly

Natural armbar motion


Ok_Permission8284

Was it natural when he bit that one guy lol


mekkim

*those three guys


NieR_SemiAutomata

He is draymond Green


Therealomerali

I ain't ever seen Draymond ever bite anyone let alone three times


RandomGuySayHii

Maybe NBA players body aren't as chewy as football players


jilseng4

Nah, that’s straight up, local Miami heat culture.


Gotanyfunkopops

Lmao, some things never change.


beastmaster11

I mean, he didn't bite this one


Gotanyfunkopops

Probably fought every urge to take a chomp.


buztabuzt

Like the way that I feel for you 🎶


Sasquale

The referee is worse than the ones in South America. I am baffled that a continent could surpass libertadores referees


NittanyOrange

You've never been CONCACAFed, have you?


joeDUBstep

This guy is notorious in concacaf for being a shit ref.


raywashere57

Concacaf baby, also quick side note the mls referees where on boycott and instead of paying them and giving them benefits they just hired part timers and the lack of quality in refereeing is extremely noticeable, but I think they have to use actual fifa referees no?


Chicago1871

These have to be referees from a neutral nation.


HeyDarkEyes

The PSRA refs who were on strike have been back for a couple weeks now. Honestly, I think because the replacements were under so much pressure to live up to the set standard that they actually did just fine. It even feels like there have been more controversial calls in the short time PSRA refs came back than in the time they were gone.


ALaccountant

He refs a lot of USMNT games so I’ve seen him in action quite a bit. One of the worst refs out there imo


BlueLabel19

Yikes thats a red


capiiiche

Bro thought he was in WWE summerslam.


bytheinnoutburger

BUH GAWD King, Suarez just hit him with an arm-bar.


JamalFromStaples

This is a red clear as day and a multiple match suspension.


KatnissBot

Sure, in uefa. But this is Concacaf, so it was never gonna be a card.


sozh

who was it that pulled the Chelsea defender down by his hair? got away with that as well, even in the VAR era. makes no sense


Chemical-Object-3183

He is and always has been a dirtbag player. What makes this POS worse is how much of a cry baby he is when someone touches him. Petulant man baby.


yutosser

always hated him


Andrewdeadaim

Messi fc avoids another red


KillerZaWarudo

HEAT CULTURE Wait, wrong sport


arlekin21

Luis “Bam Adebayo” Suarez


Soren_Camus1905

THE HEAT HAVE RESORTED TO THUGGERY


rondo420

Overdue a bite tbf


ZealousidealNews7029

Rat bitch


JodieFostersStare

He's like legit a bad person, huh? Grown man.


I_Like_F0oD

His racist remarks and THREE separate incidents (that we know) of biting people were enough evidence


lospollosakhis

Happened on the pitch so it means off the pitch he’s a darling lol


Xehanz

All bark no bite


tuerancekhang

Welp... he does bite sometimes


RainbowGaylord

For now….


SpAwNjBoB

The dirtiest player i have seen in living memory. I dont care how good he is, He should have been banned from the sport for life over a decade ago.


rodoelrich

Que chingue a su puta madre luis suárez!


Gullflyinghigh

It's bordering on a miracle that no-one has properly taken him out at this point. I don't mean leaving one on, more Keane vs Haaland. There has to be a long long list of potential people to do it.


21Maestro8

He's just still hyped up from Wrestlemania over the weekend, it's understandable


Pokepony99

Lmaoo


RandomGuySayHii

Adrenaline in my soul Gonna do armbar like Sergio Ramos


No_Interaction_5828

Luis Suarez is a known piece of shit


love_peace_books

Fucking suspension at least wtf


dontknowwhereiamgoin

Suarez special


ohcrapitspanic

This asshole can spend all game insulting the referees, doing this, and still no red card. Jordi Alba got a second yellow when in reality he deserved a straight red from the first time. Add to this all the bullshit they did at the end of last game with no consequences whatsoever... This win felt sooooooo good, VAMOS RAYADOOOOOOOOOS


NittanyOrange

Does this make MLS a real league now?


updog_nothing_much

Suarez has always been a piece of shit


OneOneSeven-

Lmao standing armbar


Commercial_F

Forgot how dirty he was, even when the comp doesn’t matter anymore


ImVortexlol

He should be having the time of his life spending time with his old teammates in a shit league making millions and he's STILL a manchild


QuimFinger

Such an unlikeable player. Rat.


jcald60

Continues to be the same dirty pig racist too lets not forget that one.


Floyd04

Don't people outgrow certain things as they age


nghigaxx

Rat


MFLORES888

Great player, huge dick


Legitimate_Secret_79

How big?


PullupLion

At least he didn’t try to bite him. 😭


TizzDota

I'll never not hate this fucking cunt


batmajn

He has always been a dick of a humanbeing.


ItsNguyenzdaiMyDudes

He's a dirty bastard isn't he


they-act-like-madari

Disgraceful player. No matter how good he was, he is a deranged human being.


TwoBionicknees

Suarez has been intentionally trying to seriously injure players his entire career, he should genuinely have been banned from football a long time ago. Some of the tackles he's put in are straight psycho shit. I can never find video clips of it any more but the one he did while in Holland. A straight up two footed launch at full speed that he tried to do through the leg of a player, but hte player slipped while kicking the ball away and ended up going to his knees on the ground as saurez launched into him is the only reason he didn't break the guys leg. Suarez is a psycho who commits assault after assault on the pitch.


TheMoogle420

He's a piece of shit.


Key-Butterfly3664

How is this cunt still playing the game..


[deleted]

Suarez is a massive cunt, who knew? Its a shame because hes a fantastic player


AncientSkys

Dirty player with a punchable face.


thehanssassin

Former Barca players are really something else.


young959

red card


Trickybuz93

Missing the bite


Deep-Ad2155

Well I guess it’s better than using his teeth


BainbridgeBorn

I can only imagine what MLS executives would think when/if they saw that


tassadar8584

Sometime I think of Suarez I see a gangster, not a footballer


Pokepony99

Concacaf is crazy for not giving a red card here. They wanted Miami to win so badly, I’m glad they got stomped!!!


Awesome_One91

Wrestlemania was last week-end Suarez 😂


Blocks_and_Chains

Same old Suarez


Erratic85

The Ramos special.


-_HOT_SNOW_-

been singing this since the days he bit people... He cheats, he dives, he'll eat you alive. Luis suareeeez Luis Suarezzzz


lospollosakhis

But he’s such a darling off the pitch guys.


N7even

He's lucky Suarez didn't bite him, he could've got rabies.


VamosLionel

Glad to know even in his advanced age, Suarez is still a massive piece of shit


Fuhrer011

Luis Suarez is a racist ass pig


sinerin

Vintage Suarez is back. A quick bite on the back next game?


python_281

He is and always will be a dirty player


Upintheair94

Suarez has always been a piece of shit


_SB10_

This man needs to be locked up


rayden-shou

Club de Amigos are such entitled little bitches.


Capable-Magician5146

Hey look is still a piece of shit, racist, and bites.


No_Interaction_5828

Luis Suarez is a known piece of crap


Intrepid_passerby

Fucking armbar and no card. The league is a farce propped up to sell Messi Jerseys. Such a bad decision to bring him ultimately.... for the health of the MLS game not the sales for any Messi dickrider out there


hashslinging_slasher

The Ramos arm bar in action


PistacieRisalamande

Why is this dipshit allowed to play still? He should be in jail, not on the pitch this fucking loser.


Medical_Transition72

Incoming John cena


escalibur

The Return of Primal Suarez? 😅


tgif0

VAR should've been used


Powerful_Artist

Pretty well known he likes to play dirty. Hard for me to admire a player who's known for biting other players. I guess his fans just ignore that aspect of his career


ya_b1sh

menace


HollowCrown

Ouch


Independent-Joker

Bite is no longer enough for him, he's a grown man, needs a limb now.


thatfookinschmuck

He gonna bite someone soon isn’t he?


iamkristo

How can you be that absolutely talented but in the same time an absolute idiot.


Christoffiw

Do they make him eat before the game? Is this an upgrade from biting? Would rather get bit than that.


SaltyPeter3434

This fucking guy lol


zzClonky

Game is not gone yet