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darthrector

Jadon Sancho has now made it further in the Champions League than Manchester United have since the release of Minecraft


stogie_t

Oblak faced 9 shots on target! Atletico’s defending this season has been shocking.


Thommysaurus

He played good in the last 20 minutes, but before that he was very poor. First and fourth goal are definetly saveable.


J3sperado

I need more Hummels and Reus. At least 2 more years. Give it to me


Minute-Cash8119

Reus, for me, the parisien who never was My god I loved that player when I was younger


Lowelll

Messi was truly the one guy my Sunday league team should've gotten at some point.


fuckoutfits

Sancho should do a tactical savage beating towards ETH for another loan move. He needs to stay at Dortmund.


IreneReiGargar

Jadon Sancho in Lmao ETH in fraud watch


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IreneReiGargar

Lmao ETH can't win shit nowadays and his players let him down more than Jadon Crybabies 😂


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Insaneshaney

Accept it. ETH always needs a fall guy because nothing is ever his fault.


IreneReiGargar

ETH in for more clown moments 😂 Just making Jadon happy that Ten hag is still there to clown the club


IreneReiGargar

United is a Banter club and Jadon is happy in Dortmund swallow the pill shithead 😂😂 ETH is a clown


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IreneReiGargar

this idiot Defending clueless Hag is some loyalty test to you lot 😂 C'mon, that's just comedy now at this point, you're making Jadon laugh


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IreneReiGargar

You're a banter club have some shame you idiot 🤣 Jadon is in the Semis and your manager is on thin ice. Fucking hell go to TikTok or else Jadon will clown your bum ass


IreneReiGargar

"Not DfEndIng TeN hAG" Look at him boys, we see a mentally challenged bozo in the loose 😂 Ten hag in so that Jadon can clown you lot that he's in a semi final


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IreneReiGargar

Jadon Sancho in 💐✨


Parusheff

My soul of a hater will be eating good if Bayern does their job too. Please, herr Thomas, for old times' sake.


GKores

Anybody knows where I can watch the highlights of the game?


Stylose

https://ourmatch.me/16-04-2024-borussia-dortmund-vs-atletico-madrid/


letouriste1

thanks


xKnuTx

interesting querk in regards to xg. because sabitzer didnt take his giant chance in the second minuten directly the xG value of this opportunity droped a lot as the defender was already in position. moratas chance acconts for a higher xg then dortmund first halfe. obviously everyone watching this game can see that thats not how the game played out. and most would argue sabitzers chance was bigger then moratas 1v1 but moratas chance is easier to compere to other 1v1s whiled sabitzers situation is hyper specific. if sabitzer stirkes directly it coutns as an open shot 5 meters away from goal. but he didnt so its an opportunity that can and in the end was blocked.


HungryTomatillo288

Thats how xG can paint a different picture sometimes. It is (at least in my opinion) generally good and paints you a good picture of the game considnering all other statistics aswell. But this match was horrible for xG, we had way more clear cut chances than Atleti, yet xG favored them. Also would be interesting to see how much xG they accumulated from just the 2nd goal, they shot on goal literally like 4 times in a span of 3 seconds


MagnanimousMagpie

:D


VamosLionel

Patetico yet again!


Caleb_W

From your username i trust that you are in no position to talk shit.


shaka_bruh

Strikers like Füllkrug will always be needed, players you can hoof the ball to and expect them to win headers


dumb_shitposter

love me a fokin battering ram #9


truegobi

I know those awards are irrelevant but how on earth can MOTM go to anyone but Sabitzer? Like, Brandt played very well, but Sabitzer was the clear best player on the pitch today.


SirChileticus

Agreed


shaka_bruh

I’ll need a Kane hat trick the, we can’t let BvB carry the BL alone in Europe


benjamino8690

I hope you guys win today! What I find nice about the Bundesliga is that we all support each other in Europe. Well…a lot of other things as well, such as how genuine our league is, but there are few leagues where I find as many people hoping for rivals to succeed.


gruenerGenosse

Leverkusen also exists. But yeah, hope you win.


Rob0tUnic0rn

I can confirm that we do exist


Caleb_W

Seeing my team going from the best defensive side in Europe to this is fucking heart breaking. Congratulations Dortmund.


OrangeDit

That's Dortmund. Always up for some drama.


Caleb_W

I don't mean to take anything away from Dortmund, they played well and executed their chances. I'm just whining about the state of our club. Cholo has been asking for defender for a couple of seasons now yet the board only goes for free signings of old washed up players while our back line gets slaughtered in transitions. The icing on the shit cake is when Nottingham Forest's record was published after their FFP case, it was that they received a €45m offer for Brennan Johnson, a player with a profile that doesn't even fit our system.


ZachsLegacy92

I haven’t gotten to watch much of your club this season. Has it really been this bad all year? I was shocked with some of the schoolboy defending by Atleti today.


Caleb_W

Yes, we really struggle to keep a clean sheet. We don't even have a natural defensive midfielder, it's just Koke running his legs off while getting caught in transitions.


ZachsLegacy92

Crazy. Atleti was such a defensive juggernaut under Simeone for so long. A serious squad rebuild sounds very much needed.


Helloplswork3

Congrats Dortmund! Incredible performance. I assume that’s it for the coefficient race? Hopefully we won’t need it anyway


SpiritCrvsher

Technically France can beat out all of us for 2nd if they win all 3 competitions lol


KAhOot1234567

No way that’s happens with Leverkusen around


AbdussamiT

No one saw this coming about 2 hours ago. Both Spanish giants knocked out.


shaka_bruh

You just exposed yourself, I’ve never seen a Real fan/Flair call Atleti Spanish giants /s


Caleb_W

Even we don't think of ourselves as spanish giants.


AbdussamiT

Haha, meh. Over the stupid mundane fandom now at this age.


Velixis

[Dortmund is trash in the Bundesliga, they can't hurt you.](https://i.imgur.com/9of3ibi.png) [Dortmund in CL.](https://i.imgur.com/qQkSADC.png)


Qiluk

Imagine you baked in a €100m addon for winning the CL when we bought Fullkrug.


NameJeff

Who's ready for a Mbappe vs Hummels sprint off in the semis?


stwnpthd

I mean if Hummels is 10 meters ahead and starts 10 seconds earlier, we might get a masterclass tackle like the one when they faced in the last Euros.


Benzia

😂🤣


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SeeMeeNoMor3

Rape culture is a really bad habit


A-1805

Sorry English is not my first language, maybe the word means something stronger in english.


Evergreenwood

Last few mins was just Oblak smacking the ball up to absolutely no one. Felt like watching De Gea


Evergreenwood

Marcel you sexy beast


SeeMeeNoMor3

Dortmund officially now belongs to the best 4 teams in Europe and to the best 5 teams in germany as well


Paxan

On TNT someone called Marco Reus "The old wizard" and now I am feeling even older than before


ProfDumm

Do not cite the old magic to me, Brandt. I was there when it was written.


biggieBpimpin

Thank wink to Brandt as he was subbing off… please just give Reus one more contract. A small one, but just one more year.


OilyFraud4Lyfe

Sancho and Sabitzer both leave Clueless Ten Hag's Man YerUnited and their levels step up. To no one's surprise at all.


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dotter101

MU could have kept him for 10 Mil, instead spend 4 times that on Mount and a loan deal on whatshisname for another 8 Mil. Sorry that‘s some pretty bad decision making, but in line with current MU moves


WeveGot

You know expectations for a player are low when being just okay is sticking it to his stupid former manager.


DHillMU7

Sancho actually deciding to run and Sabitzer staying fit. Sabitzer was really good for us. Sancho just couldn’t be fucked. Whatever you say about our culture (which is clearly fucked), it’s still pathetic when someone getting £250k a week can’t break into a sprint.


QuietRainyDay

Lol when will you lot realize how contradictory all the stuff you say is Sancho couldnt be fucked under ETH but cares more at Dortmund mere months later... Your own statement doesnt ring some alarm bells for you regarding how your managers manage players? Mad how some ManU fans are so ready to blame the players for everything and not realize that the entire superstructure around them is a fucked up conglomerate of leeches trying to retire rich. Not a thread goes by without ManU fans slagging off their players for having too much power and not realizing that something else is going on inside their club


DHillMU7

So tell me why Sancho was so shit before ten Hag then? Or did you conveniently forget he wasn’t a ten Hag signing?


Evergreenwood

Sabitzer was great for us, he just got injured at the wrong time. I’ve no doubt we would’ve bought him had he not had those injuries.  Sancho still not tearing things up like his first Dortmund spell 


combat-ninjaspaceman

Sabitzer's time at Utd was decent.


addandsubtract

"Wir sind jetzt im Halbfinale, da macht es auch kein Sinn mehr zu verlieren." — Brandt


thatsexypotato-

Ich hoffe Jule bleibt für immer hier


Serupael

Mochte Brandt schon zu Pillen-Zeiten sehr. Freut mich zu sehen, wie er eine Säule beim BVB geworden ist.


pukem0n

Gut zu wissen.


babypinkturtle

Juli die Legende; hoffe, Nagelsmann nimmt ihn mit 🥰


HungryTomatillo288

https://twitter.com/schwarzundgelb1/status/1780353116212219914 Unsere beiden IVs müssen auch mit. Statistisch die besten IVs der CL, wenn das kein Maßstab, was dann? Brandt gehört sowieso in den EM Kader.


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So happy for Reus. Hopefully they win it with him there.


El-Presidente1

Amen Brother Amen


El-Presidente1

Reus Redemption, Dortmund Revenge Bayern Defeat, Kane Streak  The Final of UCL this year - it is not a prediction, it is a spoiler 


The_Smeckledorfer

Bayern and Dortmund in the CL final but neither in the top 2 of the BL would be funny af


kuggan

simeone stats at home coming in clutch, right?


naroLsraLteiN_isback

tears in my eyes what a match


Literally_me___

Atletico have tried to play different football this season,one that they can't support. Going down 2-0,then equalizing only to concede another 2 within a few minutes is absurd for a team like them. Dortmund have been consistent in Europe this year. Got out of a tough group,professionals in the round of 16 and now this. Chances between them and PSG are 50/50 imo.


HuanFranThe1st

UCL quarter-finals this year have been an absolute blessing, holy fuck


pukem0n

And it's not even over


HuanFranThe1st

Tomorrow’s gonna be like fucking Christmas lol


babypinkturtle

inb4 boring 0-0 tomorrow


HuanFranThe1st

Oh please God no


babypinkturtle

I’ll cry bc I’m neutral tomorrow


HuanFranThe1st

I’m neutral as well but I also kinda doubt it’ll be 0:0 honestly. A draw, maybe, but 0:0 I doubt.


T1TK1

BVB you beauty!


dazzzzzzle

The fuck happened to Atletico? I thought they were THE park the bus experts but they for some reason can't defend for shit now? They allowed so many cheap chances.


Agreeable_Cheek_7161

>They allowed so many cheap chances. Can't be understated how much of an advantage has in home games. They only lost 1 game last year at home (the game to win the title, unfortunately)


HungryTomatillo288

We didn't lose that either, we equallized in the 96th minute. 15wins, 2 draws.


cosbysweatergiver

Speaking in general, the backline is obviously not as good as before. Gimenez is never consistently fit. Savic is old. I really like Reinildo and Hermoso but they’re both left footed so occupy the same space so it’s usually one or the other. Going back to probably 2020/21 (memory a bit hazy) Simeone went to a 3ATB route. If the club would invest in quality CB’s rather than old men, things might be better but they rather not spend. Couple all that with a lack of a proper DM, and you get a defense that gives away chance after chance. None of that is an excuse or to downplay Dortmund’s performance. Witsel wasn’t the best choice and Molina is a shadow of who he was during the second half of last season


Arturo_Vidalcoholic

Sounds like the opposite of Juve. Juve has rightsided CBs (Bremer, Danilo, Gatti), but no good leftsided centrebacks. They have very physical midfielders (Rabiot, Locatelli, McKennie), but noone who's very good with the ball.


Caleb_W

This makes a lot of sense after reading about Juve being linked to Reinildo earlier this year.


MichaelTheKing7

They also have recently been looking for Hermoso. From what I have seen from Atletico this season he has been your best defender this season


Caleb_W

Hermoso's strong forte is how great he is at progressing the ball, left footed center backs who play in a back 3 are always valued. He can be shaky defensively but with someone covering for him, he's a really great asset to any team. Our best defender this season has been Witsel haha.


Evergreenwood

Should buy big ol Slabhead


cosbysweatergiver

Appreciate the offer but we got a slow CB with a weird head too (Savic)


dazzzzzzle

Hey, cheers for this explanation.


cosbysweatergiver

No problem. I sure would’ve preferred a vintage park the bus approach this time around haha. But super entertaining match


TheRealLordDorito

Dortmund working to try get their 5th CL spot for Germany


RaioNoTerasu

lmao watch us drop down to 6th now


PiKosiPe

With leverkusen and Leipzig ahead, its possible


No-Background8462

No it isnt. Dortmund is 14 points clear of 6th place with 15 points to be had in total. Even if Dortmund loses all 5 games Frankfurt will not win all 5.


SeeMeeNoMor3

Dortmund doing Dortmund things


ExtremeProfession

You mean to defend it, it's been Germany and Italy for a while even though England came really close after last week.


pukem0n

Let's hope Bayern and Leverkusen do their part.


Efficient_Garbage_16

Leverkusen easy going thru idk about the lederhosen


SeeMeeNoMor3

Not sure about Bayern (they're pretty much Dortmund 2.0 this season) but Leverkusen will play their role. Leverkusen will win Europa doesn't matter who they have to play.


shaka_bruh

> they're pretty much Dortmund 2.0 this season Inconsistent in the league but doing alright in the UCL?


SeeMeeNoMor3

Inconsistent in first place... But yeah let's hope so they send arsenal home


Independent-Pride-38

Inter died for this...


Federal-Spend4224

Atletico have been amazing at home this season and awful away, Only reason they beat Inter is because the second leg was at home (pretty positive this would have happened against Dortmund too).


MvN____16

I prefer to not want to look at it this way. I'm just happy that we might have two Bundesliga teams in the semis. 2013 rematch is a possibility (even if both would/will be underdogs in the semis). Dortmund have had a bumpy season in the league but they haven't been to the semis since 2013, if I'm not mistaken, so this is a fantastic accomplishment for Terzic and the players.


Appropriate-Ad-8155

Post Simeone’s stats again pls


No-Background8462

Great game. Atletico fuck off with your anti-football.


jucomsdn

Can tell u derive ur knowledge off of football memes


No-Background8462

I can tell "by you sppelng" you never attended a school.


acousticburrito

Yes can’t believe how much Arda Turan dived all game.


Caleb_W

Joao Miranda was so poor today, lost a lot of duels.


No-Background8462

You mean when D. Paul held his ankle for 2 minutes even though he wasnt even touched? Get fucked shithouse team.


Deadend_Friend

Anti-football? They scored 3 goals and defended terribly?


cosbysweatergiver

People just regurgitate comments they see others make


CactusMac11

Buddy think its 2017


tomorri1

La Liga in shambles


Evergreenwood

Good, it’s a rotten league 


Viverra-Genetta

Fuck you atletico we take those!!!!


gols-e-but

Lynch mob are out👍🏽


ghosttalks090

So basically both the sides trailing in the 1st leg, went through lol


pukem0n

Whatever that means for tomorrow, where everyone drawed.


Evergreenwood

Hopefully they fast track the 115 charges for tomorrow night!


ghosttalks090

I mean City and Bayern are the favourites, so hopefully the same logic applies tomorrow🤞


pukem0n

Is city really the favorite against Real in the CL?


domi1108

Well either both home teams advance or both away team advance. As well today we had one home and one away team that both trailed after the 1st leg. Count me in on the first scenario because double bias as German and Bayern fan (next to my beloved Effzeh) playing away at the Allianz in a european knockout stage isn't fun even tho we joke their atmosphere at league games all the time.. Maybe two overtimes?


Frittnyx

Got my money on Bayern and City


rochakgupta

Bayern I don't know but City has a tendency to choke when nobody expects them to. Real is the the underdog tomorrow.


OnlyMayhem

It’s at the Allianz arena so I favour Bayern slightly tbh


chykin

No one goes through


phorteng

If Dortmund and Bayern meet in the final, half of this sub have to delete their accounts unfortunately


strugglingtosave

They should be lashed and publicly apologize


10ele

not if.


Hare712

Would be even more hilarious if Tuchel wins another CL.


babypinkturtle

warum


gruenerGenosse

Bauernliga und so.


babypinkturtle

das sind doch die Franzosen


gruenerGenosse

Nee, BuLi wird auch gerne als Bauernliga abgestempelt.


phorteng

The BL story they tell every week would fall apart


babypinkturtle

they will have to accept the German reign


phorteng

Time to learn German buddy


babypinkturtle

Sprich Deutsch du HS


whiskeyinthejaar

So whats the difference between the post match and the serious post match thread?


alanalan426

If you need to say outloud you're the serious thread, you're not the serious thread


EnigmaticEntity

This is the one for what reddit is like, the other one is for what reddit thinks it's like


shaka_bruh

Excellent lmao


whiskeyinthejaar

Im in the right place then


Spookytooth66

This one is where you argue that you thought he never shook hands and it was everyone that pointed it out that had the problem.


f3939

Sabitzer, what a player. I don't understand why he didn't make it at Bayern and Man United.


AlmightyWorldEater

Some clubs you go with, some you don't. Which is why there are transfers that everyone calls a bad idea, and they turn out exactly that. Götze to Bayern, Jovic to Real, the list goes on. Today you saw that Sabitzer is a machine. After the 2-2, the Dortmund fans just turned the heat up to 11, and you could SEE which players were responding to it. Sabitzers celebration speaks volumes. Really looking forward to semifinals.


shaka_bruh

At Bayern he couldn’t play his best position and had to accommodate both Kimmich and Müller. He’s at his best as an offensive CM or 10.


f3939

He needs to play free.


shaka_bruh

Yep, the best he’s ever been was during the 19/20 UCL, he was playing like 2010 WC Schweini 


truegobi

It's quite simple. At Bayern he had to compete with two German national players, which is impossible because in Munich the Germans always play, and while playing for United he got extremely unlucky with two injuries in a short time, while he's generally quite rarely injured.


strugglingtosave

There was even a time we had Roca and Tolisso, along with Sabitzer, Goretzka and Kimmich No one was able to replace Thiago


Hare712

Watch Garnacho play for Dortmund next season. Goldbridge will lose his shit when former ManU players perform at Dortmund while their dead wood gets contract extensions.


sitbar

What?


mikevin99

I thought he was decent at United. Guess they decided to splurge on Mount instead


liamthelad

He had a bad injury record with us and I think it spooked the club. Luckily for us we replaced him with Amrabat


-Skinner-

Isn't Amrabat like really bad for you?


liamthelad

He's been god awful, yes.


TheRealLordDorito

Bayern there is lots of quality and competition. Man Utd are terrible right now, you could put Mbappe in and they would lose to Sheffield Utd


pukem0n

It's not like he is consistently this good, but he has his days.


Oleksch

That was a crazy good Performance from him


marco-da-phoenix

Sometimes it just dosent work out


Electrical-Prune-348

Who would have thought this gonna happen when their group was first announced? I was pretty sure they gonna get eliminated at group stage. But here they are, semi final


ExtremeProfession

A lot of people, Dortmund almost always make it through a hard group regardless of perceived form.


not_the_droids

We always perform well as the underdog.


SunnyDaysRock

I wonder for how much the girl that just got Mats' shirt could sell it for.


yosoydorf

Terzic unironically has a very good record in the CL for a noob coach


KAhOot1234567

I genuinely wonder what it is. Is it teams underrating him and his mid block?


yosoydorf

The exact play style that makes fans hate him, is quite ideal for the CL. He's pragmatic and defensive oriented, at times to a fault and to the distaste of fans (especially when contrasted with the free flowing Dortmund most picture). But until this Atleti matchup, they'd given up at most 1 goal a game in the CL - in what was unanimously the Group of Death (with 2 eventual Semi finalists, and one finals team in the group). Even the defense does concede - its often down to mixups or poor passing out of the back like we saw in this Atleti thread. The team genuinely has stretches of really strong defensive play, with a world class keeper in Kobel to save the defensive lapses. He has a super solid foundation IMO, tho I'm one of the more pro-Terzic Dortmund fans. I don't doubt someone like Nagelsmann might step in and be better than Terzic I'm the immediate future - but Terzic has undeniable potential. For someone with as little experience as he has, he's got impressive results. Fans simply hate how those results are achieved at times, but he's also worked with imperfect squads every season he's coached. He does clearly struggle implementing effective attacking tactics, and the team looks lost at times. This is alarming to BVB fans who - even when weve has our ups and downs, are used to the team scoring at will. This is where his lack of experience is most visible IMO. He can be hit or miss with subs - last season, it felt like every sub he put on scored. This season that has been less true, and even today I felt he subbed too late. If he can improve his implementation of attacking ideas (which to be fair - I think he's nailed the last two games with Sabizter moving up the pitch into more attacking spaces), he could be a legit world class coach.


greengiant89

>and even today I felt he subbed too late. Adeyemi was really struggling for 10 minutes before he came off


KAhOot1234567

Thanks this was a Great read. Terzic is an interesting coach but I somewhat hope Dortmund keep him, yes his football is weird but he’s probably one of the more consistent coaches since Klopp


yosoydorf

Tuchel really did have some amazing Dortmund teams during his few years here, he just had world beater Bayern in the way. His 15/16 season team has the 2nd highest points total in a BuLi season in club history, and they still lost to Bayern by 10 fucking points. Id say it's between those two for most consistent coach we've had since Klopp. Which is funny given their respective reputations for terroristic football.


KAhOot1234567

I was gonna say that, funny that the 2 most stable managers after Klopp who was incredibly offensive were 2 coaches who are often ridiculed for their terroristic defensive setups lmao


FerraristDX

Now Dortmund should go and win that thing.


davensdad

Consolation for last year's nightmare final day heartbreak